lazy tang

Chapter 640 Psychotherapy
Li Er was the only one in the spacious hall, and the servant stood far away with his legs crossed.An irritable unparalleled warrior is very dangerous. If this warrior happens to be the emperor, he can definitely achieve the effect that strangers should not enter.

Li Er is cruel, Li Er is cold-blooded, and Li Er is ruthless.These were all seen by Yun Hao with his own eyes. This guy imprisoned his father, and most likely killed him.Li Er also killed his elder brother with his own hands, and ordered his subordinates to kill his younger brother.Sister-in-law and younger siblings all appeared in his huge harem group.

From any point of view, this guy is a heinous villain.At least for a while, Yunhao thought so too.

But when Yunhao saw Li Er who was sleepy like a mad donkey, Yunhao suddenly felt that this guy should be someone who could be saved.At least in the bottom of this guy's heart, there is something called conscience.

There are definitely a small number of good people in this world, but there are also a small number of bad guys who smoke.Most of the people in the world are neither good nor bad, and if you rescue them, you may be a good person.Push one step forward, and you may be a heinous villain.From heaven to hell is just a thought, and the same is often true between villains and heroes.

After Zhang Ergou collapsed, he might jump off a building, and after Wang Erdan collapsed, he might talk nonsense.After Cheng Yaojin collapsed, he might beat people and destroy things.The degree of destruction after the collapse shows a geometric progression as the status increases.Li Er, who is at the top of the food chain, can be said to be the most powerful person in the world.It's hard to imagine what would happen if he collapsed.One thing is certain, many people will die, very many people.

Yun Hao decided to dig out Li Er's conscience as a rescue, after all, it was related to the interests of the Yun family.

Thinking back to the way to make people sleep, Li Er's manic pocket watch dangled in front of his eyes.The result was that Li Er trampled on the pocket watch, and by the way, Lian Yunhao trampled it to pieces.In terms of boxing and kicking skills, even a hundred and ten Yunhaos are no match for Li Er, and the Emperor Immediately did not blow it out.There are not many emperors who are still thinking about killing people when they become emperors.Yun Hao knew from the look in Li Er's eyes that Li Er wanted to kill someone very much, very much!

What does a psychiatrist do?chat!For chatting, it is best to have a glass of top-quality grape wine.Chatting while drinking, chatting and chatting can lull each other to sleep.This method may not be effective, but you can try it.

Yun Hao ordered the waiter to get the grape wine, the waiter glanced at the screen, and immediately served the wine jug.You can guess with your butt, the eldest grandson is hiding behind the curtain and eavesdropping.

The cyan jade cup was filled with grape wine, and the blood-red wine sap exuded an alluring aroma.You don't need to drink it to know it's a good thing.The treasures in Li Ergong's palace are really not comparable.

"I tried it, but it didn't work! Your steamed wine didn't work either!" Li Er looked at the grapes in front of him and sighed helplessly.

"The way I treat you is to chat. These grapes are just a drink for chatting." Yun Hao sat cross-legged on the ground, and the earth dragon skewers under the hall were warm and smoky.

"Chat, this is strange. That's right, no one dared to chat with me for many years. Since I became the emperor from the king of Qin, no one dared to say the word chat with me." Li Er sat on the dragon chair , looking at Putao Niang with distant eyes.

"Yes! You are the emperor, with Tianxian in your mouth and the king in your hand. From the sea to the east and the desert to the west. As long as you stomp your feet, you will tremble. You are the most powerful person in the world, don't say a word. Even if you are One look can determine a person's fate or even life and death. Chatting with you, that life is boring. There is a good saying that being with a king is like being with a tiger." Yun Hao took a sip of grape wine, sour and sweet Rolling continuously in the mouth.

"Then you still dare to chat with me, are you afraid that I will eat you?" Li Er also took a sip of the grape wine, and had to say that Yun Hao was right.Authority has reached the pinnacle of human control, and the heights are too cold!Now even if the eldest grandson talks to him, he has to weigh it over and over again.Perhaps, this is the reason why the emperor wanted to call himself a widow.

"Eat! If you eat me, you can sleep peacefully. I would rather you eat me. But my lord, if you eat me, no one will chat with you. Don't even think about it in your life!" Yun Hao Simply straighten your legs, a pair of legs are stretched out under the table.

"Lonely! Lonely! I killed my elder brother and younger brother. My father is afraid of me, and my son is afraid of me. Even my queen is afraid of me. The Tang Dynasty has already spread me to the streets! " Li Er took a sip of wine helplessly and shook his head.

"No, who dares to say that His Majesty said nothing. Yu Chigong will smash the man into meat paste, Uncle Qin will cut him in half. Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda will pull out the man's tongue for dinner. "

"I don't say it with my mouth, but I can say it in my heart. I know it! I don't know how to arrange it in the bed, in the corner. But you know what happened at the beginning. If I don't fight back, I will be the one who turns into loess, I am The dragon among men. The reason for the rebellion is that I don’t want to be buried in the ground without a sound. These years, I am trembling like walking on thin ice. Every memorial has been read and thought and thought before I write.

My martial arts and martial arts are not as good as the late emperor?What kind of mess I took over, the Turks commit crimes every year.Datang can only humiliate and ask for peace!Goryeo is eyeing it covetously, and actually kidnapped an important minister like you in Chang'an.Gao Chang and Tuyuhun are ready to move, Xue Yantuo and Qiuci regard our Tang frontier army as nothing.The Nanzhao savages in the south also thought about how to take advantage of the fire to loot.The country is in ruins left by the civil strife in the former Sui Dynasty, and Luoyang, the eastern capital, has almost turned into a ghost town.

In the ninth year of Wude, Datang's annual income was only 200 million yuan.But in the eighth year of Zhenguan, the annual revenue of Datang had reached 100 million guan.With potatoes and corn, Datang will never be healed from hunger.The population of Luoyang, the eastern capital, has now recovered to [-]% of that of the former Sui Dynasty!East Turkistan disappeared, and the rebellious Xieli tamed like a dog.No, he's just a dog I raised to tease.Gaochang was destroyed, Tuyuhun, Qiuci, Xue Yantuo are begging for mercy.The brutal Tubo people are busy with civil strife.Looking at the border of the Tang Dynasty, there is no country that can fight.

I can't compare to build it?Can he do better than me?A joke, when the Turks attacked.He would only persuade his father to move the capital. An emperor who didn't even owe his courage in the first battle would be better than me, an emperor who has been killed in hundreds of battles?

But those damn people still think about him, and they can't forget his various benefits. "Li Er took a sip of grape wine viciously, and poured a large glass of wine into his stomach. This kind of weak wine is water to Li Er, but wine is wine after all. A large glass of wine, There seemed to be a fire burning in Li Er's chest, and his depressed mood became even more depressed.

Taking advantage of Li Er's resentment, Yun Hao hooked his fingers and called the waiter, asking him to add some Yunjia steamed wine to Li Er's wine.When a person is mentally exhausted, alcohol can help sleep very well.

"Who is so reckless, if His Majesty says it, I will go and chop them up." Yun Hao stood up with a look of righteous indignation.At this time, it is very important to stand on the same front with the emperor!

"My father, Yuanji, and Jiancheng! Whenever I close my eyes, they will come to me. They say that I stole their throne!" Li Er said angrily.

Li Er's dream must be extremely bloody, and even Li Er, who rolled over from the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood, could hardly adapt to it.God is pitiful, you are not afraid when you are alive, but are you afraid when you are dead?

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Yun Hao slapped the floor and laughed loudly.The waiter who just brought the drinks looked at Yun Hao in surprise, thinking that the Duke of Chu had gone crazy.Try to avoid Yun Hao with your body, and don't splash your own blood when the emperor loses his temper.

"Is it funny?" Li Er's eyes were as dark as an eagle's.

"This is the funniest joke I've ever heard. If you say something disrespectful, isn't it just a few dead people? Your Majesty is not afraid of them when they are alive, so how can your Majesty be afraid of their ghosts when they are dead?"

"But they...!" The human Li Er is not afraid, but the ghost Li Er is still afraid.After all, ghosts are invisible and intangible, and the most important thing is that they do not belong to Li Er.

"I have an idea to ensure that their ghosts will never dare to disturb His Majesty again." Yun Hao stopped laughing and said, always swatting flies on the tiger's head would cause problems.Accepting what you see is the secret to living a long life.

"Hurry up!" Li Er was almost driven crazy by the dream, and now what he lacks most is patience.

"What are ghosts most afraid of? Of course they are the ones who killed them. As long as Yu Chigong and Yi Guogong are called to stand at the gate of the Taiji Hall, do you think those two dead ghosts dare to come in and disturb His Majesty? Your Majesty swallows the mountains and rivers, don't Speaking of two ghosts, even Da Luo Jinxian would not dare to think of His Majesty."

"This...! I'm afraid I have wronged the two lovers!"

"Being loyal to the master, there is nothing wrong with being two door gods. We can wear whatever we want on the battlefield. I don't believe that the murderous aura of the two of them can't restrain the two ghosts."

"Yuanji was most afraid of Jingde when he was alive. It was Jingde who shot Yuanji and saved me. Just follow what Chu Guogong said, and pass the decree!" Li Er was really suffering from insomnia and was going crazy. With such an idea, he immediately told Huangmen beside him.

"No!" Huang Men immediately ran out to deliver the order.Both Yu Chigong and Qin Qiong should be in Da'an Palace now, not far from Taiji Palace.

"Uncle Huang said you were bored with the memorial you posted that day. I told you what was on my mind when no one else was here today, and you also told me what was going on and what were you bored with?" Li Er, who had no way out, quickly switched his identity to the emperor's posture.Yun Hao didn't understand how a person could switch between the two identities at will.People like Li Er should be gifted.

"Your Majesty! It's hard to say this kind of thing. There are too many things that I'm tired of. But what I'm tired of is hypocrisy. People wear masks when they communicate with each other. Tired!"

"Hehe! It turns out that when you were tired, you were only eight years old when you came to our Li family. The little man was full of clever tricks, and tied our Li family through one difficulty after another. At that time, you Ah, opening your mouth is really talking about people, and talking about ghosts. I thought you were born with this appearance, so you also get bored at times." Li Er took a sip of his wine and looked at Yunhao with a smile.

"Actually, sometimes I'm tired of this, but there are few people like you in the world. It's hard to treat people with sincerity, and I've met more hypocritical people than you. To be honest, sometimes I can hardly hear their compliments." I think it's too much. But what can I do? I govern a country, and the same rice supports all kinds of people. The country not only needs warriors who are accustomed to fighting, but also ministers who can govern the world.

But the guy who whitewashes the peace is absolutely indispensable.It is these complicated people who form the imperial court to help me hunt and herd the more complicated people in the world. Li Er took another sip of wine, and smiled helplessly.

Li Er suddenly felt very relaxed. He hadn't felt this way for a long time.Perhaps because he has been around for a long time, no one dared to chat with him like this.Many times, Li Er was surrounded by death.Either someone was pushed down and beaten to death with sticks, or someone's head was beheaded and presented.Only Yun Hao or Li Shentong had the guts to talk to him like this.

"Because you are Your Majesty, and I, Yunhao, am just an ordinary person who likes to be lazy. Do you remember what I said to Your Majesty when I was in Jinyang? The best wish in my life is to marry some beautiful wives, and then I live with my arms around them. I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, counting money until my hands cramp. This is the life I want, without gold and iron horses, and without conspiracy.

Some only have laziness and enjoyment, this is the life I want to live. "Yun Hao also took a sip of the grape wine, as if he disliked drinking it like this, so he simply picked up the jug and drank it to his mouth.

"You...!" Li Er smiled bitterly helplessly, he had a heart full of eyes, but he had such a lazy temperament.How did God create this monster!
"My lord, the minister's voice is in a prosperous age like the Zhenguan Dynasty. Why don't you just wait for death? It's dangerous for the tiger to watch the eagle and raise your heart. This is the best way. The friendship between you and my monarch and ministers can be maintained for a long time. I am fishing in Dengzhou , You are in Chang'an with the world in mind, isn't that great? If it wasn't for the status of the Duke, I wouldn't even want the position of Governor of Dengzhou.

Since His Majesty said it today, that kid dared to borrow someone from His Majesty. "

"Who?"

"Xu Jingzong, don't let him be a kid. I believe he will manage Dengzhou well!"

"He's the governor of Yangzhou now, why don't he go to Dengzhou to be your boss? Is he crazy?" Li Er looked at Yun Hao in surprise. Xu Jingzong was excellent in the official examination last year.This year and next year, no matter what, Yun Hao was directly demoted by half a level.

"Then you can send someone who can do it, anyway, I just want to go fishing when I arrive in Dengzhou."

"What do you think of Duke Yi?"

"no!"

"why?"

"He wants to stay in Chang'an and be the goalkeeper!"

"Uh...!" Li Er was speechless!

(End of this chapter)