lazy tang

Chapter 592
Xuanzang came back, no one knows what kind of ordeal this guy has gone through.Everyone only knows that Tianzhu is a strong guy who is highly respected.Perseveringly, from afar, brought the scriptures that can open people's minds.

Yun Hao decided that this guy was full, so he brought back some useless Bayeux scriptures from all the way.The above is still in Tianzhu characters that no one even knows what it is. Yun Hao doubts or firmly believes that when Xuanzang is translating, he will add a lot of private goods.Anyway, the Buddha belonged to his family, and who said it, Yunhao thinks it doesn't matter.

In Tianzhu, there seems to be nothing good except for the dirty water of the Ganges.Yunhao thought it would be better to go to America, anyway, there are countless good things waiting for human beings to develop.Fortunately, the adventurous Indians brought some for themselves.Otherwise, if you want to eat chili, you will have to wait a few hundred years.

Fortunately, Xuanzang brought back the map of the Western Regions this time.In addition, there are some customs of the Western Regions. Although it belongs to a family, it is better than nothing.In the future, Datang's army will march westward, and it is absolutely impossible without a map.

He didn't intend to put gold on Xuanzang's face, but Li Daoyan insisted on pulling him.The face of the brother is still to be given. Although this guy is a bit naughty, he is still a good friend.

The two brothers left the palace and arrived at Daci'en Temple in a carriage.There are already eminent monks discussing the construction of a high tower, and countless workers are consolidating the foundation.Looking at the bonfire next to them, these guys must be fighting at night.

In order to set off the return of Ci Xuanzang, Buddhism has exhausted its efforts.What a touching story. In order to save people's souls, an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty traveled thousands of miles to retrieve the scriptures that can cleanse the soul.If Fomen doesn't make full use of this incident, then Shenxiu, the current leader of Fomen, must be an idiot.

Monk Hongren is very old, with many wrinkles on his forehead, his eyebrows and beard are all white.Apparently the real great monk is not the real all-four-empty, at least when it comes to the issue of inheritance, Hong Ren has had a headache.

Yunhao and Li Daoyan stood not far from Hongren, watching the great monk examine his disciples.Yun Hao is very strange, the old guy's exam is more like a composition essay.Bodhi tree on the topic, and the rest is left to the disciples to develop freely.

Hongren is the leader of Zen Buddhism, and his top ten disciples.Among them were the Great Monk Shenxiu whom Yunhao knew, and that Monk Hua Huineng.Yun Hao's memory of this master Huineng is still fresh, and it's rare to see a great monk who likes to go to brothels for nothing.

Hui Neng was wearing a gray monk's robe, which was covered with stains.Those who knew him were a great monk, but those who didn't know thought he was a cook.

"I said Huineng, how did you get this kind of virtue." Li Daoyan obviously knew these guys very well, and greeted Huineng with a smile.

"It turned out to be the king of Jiaodong and the Duke of Chu. The poor monk is very polite. The master said that the poor monk's six sense organs are not clean, so...so let the poor monk go to the kitchen to be a fire worker." Hui Neng saw that it was Li Daoyan, and hurriedly saluted.

"Great monk, it's rare that you still recognize me after so many years. I thought you Buddhists have eyes that grow to the top of your head." Yun Hao said with a smile.Jinyang said goodbye back then, and now the two haven't seen each other for more than ten years.Hong Ren still had good eyesight, and he could tell at a glance that this bastard, Huineng, was unclean.

"Chu Gong is a beautiful person in the world. Although I haven't seen him for more than ten years, the expression of the Duke is even better than before. How can the poor monk forget it!" Hui Neng said with a smile.

"What are you doing? Are you taking an exam?" Yun Hao looked at Huineng holding a piece of paper in his hand, and saw that the so-called top ten disciples were writing furiously.It's really like taking an exam, there are those who scratch their heads, and those who look left and right.There are also some shameless people who secretly observe what other people have written.

"The master is teaching us our homework, and the little monk only wrote a few sentences." Unexpectedly, Huineng blushed in a rare way.It was just a miracle, Yun Hao curiously took the paper from Huineng's hand.

"Bodhi doesn't have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where is the dust?" Looking at it, Yun Hao couldn't help but read it.

"The monk has a bit of wisdom!" Yun Hao said, pointing at Huineng.

"See Duke Chu of Jiaodong, the old monk is being polite here." Seeing Yun Hao and Li Daoyan pulling Huineng to talk, Hongren walked over immediately.The status of both of them is not low, he has to come to see him in person.

"Great monk, your disciple is very intelligent!" Yun Hao handed over Huineng's words of revelation.

"Bodhi doesn't have a tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place. Where can the dust come from?" Hongren chanted loudly, nodded and said, "Huineng's exposé is good, so let's look at Shenxiu's exposition again, Duke Chu." .” As he spoke, he handed over a piece of paper in his hand.

"The body is a bodhi tree, and the heart is like a mirror stand. Wipe it diligently at all times so as not to stir up dust." Li Daoyan, who stretched his neck to peek, read it out, and after reading it, he glanced at Shenxiu, his eyes full of admiration.

God Yunhao stood there, and flung the Jieyu in his hand to Hongren.

"I wonder what Duke Chu's opinion is?" Hongren didn't speak, but Shenxiu spoke.He was pissed off by Yunhao's gesture of throwing Jieyu!At any rate, he is also the first great disciple of Hongren's sect, and he has great prestige among the disciples.How can I bear being so belittled now.This is Yun Hao, another person would have given you a taste of Buddha's fist.

"What are you talking about, Great Monk, are you talking to me?" Shenxiu's tone was harsh, and Yunhao was more like a fighting rooster.

On this day, you are spinning around and saying auspicious words to people. Could it be that you, a monk, want to ride on Lao Tzu's head?Li Daoyan is used to you, but I am not used to you.Just handed over the rights of the academy, let alone kill a Shenxiu at this time.Even if Hong Ren is killed, Li Er will pinch his nose and admit it.

Shenxiu's face turned red all of a sudden, she stood there motionless, the blue bricks under her feet were shattered into eight pieces.

Xiong Kuohai and Xue Rengui took a step forward at the same time, and the bluestone at the foot of Xiong Kuohai almost turned into powder.Xue Rengui was a little bit worse, the bluestone slab under his feet was just broken into stones.

The Yun family is Wu Xun, not those civil servants who insist on words.There are many fierce thugs in the family, Xiong Kuohai and Xue Rengui are just the two fiercest among them!
"Don't get angry, Duke Chu. Shenxiu still hasn't made an apology to Duke Chu." Hongren intervened between the three of them, and immediately ordered Shenxiu to make an apology.He is a sensible person, knowing that the current Yunhao is not the kid in Jinyang City.

He has been in charge of the army for many years, and he is already the unparalleled commander of the Tang Dynasty.Shenxiu has practiced for many years, but her self-cultivation skills are still not good enough.

"Namo Amitabha, the poor monk is reckless and I hope Chu Gong will forgive him!" Hearing Hongren's words, Shenxiu also came to his senses.He knew that if the stalemate continued, not only would he be unlucky, but the entire Zen sect and even the entire Buddhist sect would be unlucky.Now is the critical moment to welcome Xuanzang back, and the entire Buddhist sect has been looking forward to it for many years.Never destroy it because of yourself!
Shenxiu has been cultivating for many years, and she will definitely not be like this if she has not cultivated her kung fu well.But for some reason, when he saw Yun Hao, he had the urge to beat him up.Anyway, every time I see this kid, nothing good happens.Unexpectedly, today is worse than before.

"Your boy turns the corner quickly! Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you. Why do you have to chant Buddha all the time if you have a Buddha in your heart, and if you don't have a Buddha in your heart, even if you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you are a Buddha, so what?" Yun Hao was too lazy to talk nonsense with Shenxiu. Go inside the Daci'en Temple.

It is said that when I came to this Daci'en Temple in my previous life, there were many compatriots from Turpan nearby.Around the Da Ci'en Temple, there was a craze for kebabs and bags, and it was here that I lost my iPhone.It was hoped that with the location, the thief could be caught by going to the police.Unexpectedly, the police were unwilling to follow him to catch the thief.

Around here, policemen and thieves always live in harmony, that is a real harmonious society.

Now I don't have a mobile phone, and no one dares to steal it from me.Those who dare to attack him will definitely be torn to pieces by Xiong Kuohai.Those who catch the fast yamen are far away, and the roe-headed mouse hates it.I really want to find a chance to beat them up, even if it is to pay for the sins committed by future generations.

Temples these days are definitely wooden buildings.Except for the fence, there are few bricks and stones in other places.This is a short-term behavior. Even if the Buddha's magic power is boundless, he can't stop a small creature called a termite.After years of moth-eaten, no matter how powerful the wood is, it will eventually be eaten by termites and become hollow. If it is not repaired, collapse will be the only ending.

After entering the Da Ci'en Temple, Yun Hao found out.Turning a corner is the Daxiong Palace, where is his mother's mountain gate?At first glance, it is not a serious monk. The front door does not open the back door.The incense in the Daxiong Hall is very strong, but the four heavenly kings in the Hall of Heavenly Kings can only have spider webs on their heads.But think about it, isn't it just four security guards watching the gate?Why do you want incense!

It seems to understand a truth, why do things have to find connections and go through the back door.It turns out that going through the back door will be closer to the leader, and the monk probably thinks so too.Therefore, the back door of the temple is always open all year round.The real mountain gate is always closed.

Leaders can get the most prosperous incense, and middle-level cadres like Bodhisattvas can still mess around.As for the small security guards at the grassroots level like the Four Heavenly Kings, it would be nice to have a drink.

One door pours out all the philosophies of the world.It seems that to be a human being is to be a leader.Perhaps this is also the driving force behind people's desperate pursuit!

Wandering in the Da Ci'en Temple, the presiding monk followed closely behind, and personally gave a tour guide.This is the treatment of the superiors, and today is finally not in vain.It is also good to have a little understanding of life, at least know why people want to climb up!

In the whole life of a person...!
(End of this chapter)