lazy tang

Chapter 586 The Weird Banquet

People at sea believe in a saying that there are big fish in the deep sea.The water in Chang'an is deep enough, and you will encounter prehistoric giant sharks whenever you come out for a meal.

Yan Zhitui, the ancestor is Yan Hui.Even the one whom Confucius praised for his superb virtues has a very high status among the Confucian scholars.The old guy who lived more than 90 years old has become a centenarian.When Li Er saw it, he had to bow down and salute, and regarded himself as a disciple.Such an old guy was almost shot to death by the flying crossbow arrows.

Knowing the news, Yu Shinan came running howling.The speed of the carriage was faster than that of the car, and it was fine to see the old guy.Kneel on the ground to plead guilty!

"Wansheng is incapable of managing the family, please forgive me!" The majestic Yongxing county magistrate is as obedient as a confinement baby.

"Bo Shi! You have such a good son!" Yan Zhitui looked at Yu Shinan on the ground as if he was looking at a pile of poop.

Yu Shinan trembled even more, and now he regretted not strangling these two bastards to death when they were young.It is not good to offend anyone, offend this old ancestor.

"Boy, come here!" The trembling old man was very dignified, standing there waiting for Yun Hao to come and salute.He's just a duke of a country, and he doesn't count as anything in his eyes.Even if Li Er came in person, he is still qualified to shout and shout at Li Er.

"Boy, I've met Master Yan!" Yun Hao politely saluted the old guy, and he really should.I have lived two lifetimes together, and I don't live as long as the old guy.

"Your boy has some virtues. You can actually help each other between life and death. It's rare! It's rare!" Yan Zhitui looked at Yun Hao and nodded in approval. A handsome guy, always like a beautiful woman, will make people feel inexplicably generate goodwill.

"Your old man is old and tall, and it's just a coincidence, boy! You don't need to be praised for being old!" You must learn to be humble in front of the old guy.

"Very good, boy, go home with the old man. The Yan family still wants to thank you, so I will treat you to a meal." After the old man finished speaking, he didn't wait for Yun Hao to answer.He didn't even look at Yu Shinan, who was prostrate on the ground, and got into the bullock cart with the help of the old servant.

He wasn't worried that Yunhao wouldn't go with him. For any scholar in Datang, it was an honor for him to invite him to dinner.

When Yu Shinan, who was kneeling on the ground, saw Yun Hao, his eyes almost burst into flames.He can conclude that what happened today has something to do with this kid Yun Hao.But in front of Yan Zhitui, he didn't dare to curse.He could only poke Yun Hao's body with eyes like sharp swords.If eyes could kill, Yun Hao's body was already full of holes.

Glancing at Yu Shinan who was kneeling on the ground, Yun Hao smiled.Now this guy is in trouble, and almost killed the ancestor of this Tang Renrui scholar, even if he survived by luck, he would have to peel off his skin.If someone treats you to dinner, don't read the old guy's joke.Anyway, he was going to be in bad luck.There's no need to compete with someone who is unlucky, as long as someone will clean him up.

Amidst the sound of Yu Shinan grinding his teeth, Yun Hao got into the carriage with a strange smile, and followed Yan Zhi back to the house.

Yan Zhitui's ox cart returned to Yan's mansion, and the middle door of Yan's mansion opened wide immediately.The old guy's spectrum is very big, he was helped off from the bullock cart, and then he got on the steps of four women.At first glance, these four women have been strictly trained, and they walk in harmony.The pace is not frequent but fast, and the feet under the skirt are tight.The most important thing is that the upper body basically does not move.Those who knew were walking on the ground, but those who didn't know thought they were floating on the ground.

Yun Hao was amazed at such a scene. When he went to see Li Yuan a few days ago, his steps were not as stable as the old guy's.A family of thousands of years, after all, still has a background.

Yan Shigu, who was nearly forty years old, stood in front of the door and greeted his grandfather in person.Anyone at his age can be a grandfather.But he can still stand in front of the door and greet his grandfather, Yan Shigu thinks this is a kind of blessing.

"Shigu! I almost died on the street today, thanks to Duke Chu's safety. I ordered someone to prepare a banquet, and I want to thank Duke Chu." Yan Zhitui stomped his foot on the bouton, and the bouton stopped.

"Thank you Duke Chu for your generous help!" Yan Shigu bowed and saluted.After all, everyone is knowledgeable, and such a big thing is not panic at all.

"Mr. Yan, you are welcome!"

A group of people entered the gate and soon came to the middle hall.In the central hall, the people who were already standing there were all descendants of the Yan family who had rushed over when they heard that their ancestors had been attacked.Seeing that Yan Zhitui was carried in, everyone seemed to be relieved that he was not injured.

"Today, I was wandering around Chang'an, but I didn't expect to encounter such a thing. Yu Shinan had no way to teach his children, so that today's disaster happened. My Yan family should remember the lesson and strictly restrain the children of the family. Otherwise, the Yan family will also do it in the future." Are you aware of such a calamity?" Yan Zhitui sat in the middle of the hall and said after receiving the visit from his descendants.

"Remember the teachings of our ancestors!" All the descendants of the Yan family bowed and saluted.

Yun Hao nodded, no wonder he is a family member who has stood upright for a thousand years.When encountering such a big event, the first thing to do when you go home is to teach your children and grandchildren a lesson.This is the real heir of poetry and etiquette. Compared with the Yan family, Yu Shinan is not even worthy of carrying shoes.

"Thank you, Duke Chu, for lending a helping hand!" After Yan Shigu asked the servant who went with him, he whispered what happened to Yan Silu.Yan Silu walked up to Yunhao, cupped his fists and thanked him.

"Mr. Yan, you're being polite!" No matter who came to ask, Yun Hao said the same thing.In fact, the old guy was saved by Yun Hao, so there is no need to be polite.

Having never had dinner at Yan's house, Yun Hao thought it was just an ordinary banquet.But unexpectedly, the Yan family's banquet is definitely not simple.Not only are there outrageous etiquettes, but even the Yan family who treat guests have to wear Chinese clothes and Confucian crowns.

If Yunhao hadn't been notified in advance, Yunhao would have to wear the same attire.Of course, this is the most important thing. The most important thing is that the Yan family strictly implements the ancient motto of not talking when eating or sleeping.In other words, even if it is a treat for dinner.You can't talk casually, and you can only hear the sound of eating in the hall.

There was clearly a room full of people, but no one spoke.It was clearly a banquet, but it went on quietly.The atmosphere is weird and outrageous!

Eating at Yan's house is definitely a laborious task.It is the emperor's privilege to use a tripod to serve food, and the Yan family dare not touch it.But the copper gui is still fine, each copper gui was carried up by servants.Looking at the weight, there are thirty catties instead of fifty catties.

What is even more depressing is that not only copper guis are used for serving dishes.He also used a bronze rice bowl for eating, Yun Hao took it for a while, underestimated the weight of this thing, and almost didn't pick it up.The wine bottle is made of bronze. I don't know what those two ears are for.I only know that when drinking, this thing always sticks into the nose.

It's okay to use bronze rice bowls, but it's too much if you have to use bronze chopsticks.This pair of chopsticks weighs about two catties. I really don't know if I am using them or exercising.

Anyway, after a meal, Yun Hao felt more fucking tired than fighting.It is estimated that such a meal should suit the appetite of Yu Chigong or Cheng Yaojin.These guys with knives are more powerful.Eating at Yan's house, I don't have the strength in my arms, so I really can't keep an eye on it.

Yan Zhitui was getting old, and after barely eating, he went down to the back hall with the help of servants.Only Yan Silu, his father and son, and a few immediate nephews of the Yan family were left in the hall. After eating a strange meal, he was finally able to speak. Yun Hao felt that he was about to be suffocated to death.

"Grandpa Chu is righteous, the Yan family has made a note. If there is anyone from the Yan family who can help, Duke Chu just ask." Yan Silu cupped his hands and said to Yunhao.

He just visited a group of Mr. Yan in the lobby, and now Yunhao only remembers Yan Silu and Yan Shigu father and son.Some of the remaining people's names don't match their faces, and some of their faces don't match their names.

"Uh...! Yun is asking for something!" With such a thing, how could Yun Hao let it go.There is a lack of teaching of classics and history in the academy, and the Yan family probably has the most masters of classics and history.All of these people in front of me are qualified to teach in the academy.It is enough to say that his surname is Yan.

"Chu Gong has an order, and the Yan family will try their best to do it." Yan Silu was very straightforward, because he had just saved his father's life.It is also appropriate to raise some conditions now. The Duke of Chu wants money and power.It is estimated that there will be no excessive demands!
"Mr. Yan also knows that Yun has established a Lishan Academy. A while ago, His Majesty sent Linghu Defen to teach classics and history. Because of the content of the teaching, the boy and Linghu Defen had some disputes. So...! "

"So now there is no teaching of Confucianism and History in the Academy, Duke Chu wants someone from the Yan family to teach Confucianism and History in the Academy?" As soon as Yun Hao opened his mouth, Yan Silu knew what Yun Hao meant.

"It's exactly this matter, I hope Mr. Yan can help me." Yun Hao replied politely.

"Five chaos in China, the Central Plains scholars are wolves rushing to the hogs. The dignified China almost exterminated the family. Men are sheep and women are sheep. Hundreds of thousands of women are killed at the hands of Hulu, and Yishui is cut off.

Now Datang is a powerful country, we have hard-working farmers, loyal and brave soldiers.We are very strong today, but we must not forget our roots.We can't abandon our traditions, let the children know.What happened to our ancestors and what did they do.

Duke Chu, you can stick to your beliefs, and the Yan family admires you.The Yan family agreed to the teaching.We will compile new classics and history textbooks as soon as possible, and we will definitely not mislead our children and fail Chu Gong's entrustment. "Yan Silu said very excitedly.

Things that beautify barbarians do not only appear in the academy.The classics and history textbooks in Hongwenguan and Guozijian have also been tampered with.Li Er's ancestors were Hu people, so Li Er wanted everyone to forget the history of the five random people.

As long as he has this thought, there will naturally be dogs to help him with these things.Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, these two old foxes, would never wade into this muddy water.It was Kong Yingda and Yu Shinan who actively demanded progress were the ones who took the lead.

The Yan family has long been dissatisfied with this, but it is inconvenient to say so.Now I finally have an opportunity, how can I miss it.

(End of this chapter)