lazy tang

Chapter 584
The Duke of Chu's name was indeed resounding enough, and the beating of Linghu Defen did not cause the slightest disturbance.Even if it was a Marquis who was beaten, there seemed to be no problem, but Li Er sent people to pick up all the dog legs he planted. They were all old guys, but Yun Hao couldn't bear such a torment.

That's right, you can't praise the Hu people just because your ancestors were Hu people.But this also brought another problem, that is...!No one teaches classics and history anymore.

Originally, Wen Daya was a master of classics and history, but the old guy in his 60s has already become a loach.He doesn't want to roll in this pot of muddy water!
Yun Hao was so anxious that he walked around the house, it would be fine if he made a temporary cameo with his knowledge.But if you really want to systematically explain the knowledge of scriptures and history, your stomach is really narrow.Who are you looking for?I'm afraid the Eighteenth Scholars of Prince Qin's Mansion can't do it, these guys hang out with each other all the year round.It has long been a whole, and Kong Yingda is the leading brother besides Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui.It is very difficult to pry them inside!

"Yo! What's the matter, it's like a donkey pulling a mill early in the morning." Zhang Miaoke has been staring at Yunhao for a long time, as long as her husband is at home, her biggest hobby is to take a peek at him.Even if there is something to do, let the maid take a peek.If Yun Hao accidentally molested a maid, she would be stripped naked and appear on Yun Hao's bed at night.

At the age of 30, Zhang Miaoke almost despaired of his belly.At the same time, he also changed his style of play and began to pay attention to the development of new forces.There have been small beauty pageants held more than once, and girls from small families often invite them to their homes.He also specially brought him to the back house, and intentionally chatted and drank tea in places where Yunhao haunted.

Yun Hao has no doubts, as long as he shows even a hint of admiration in his eyes.This girl will definitely become his concubine. The people in Chang'an City are eager to marry the Duke of Chu, and there are not one or two big girls in Huanghua who are the Duke's concubine.

Especially for a family like the Yun family, with a small population, there are few intrigues.According to the etiquette system, the Duke of the State can have seven concubines.These concubines are all ordered by imperial edict, and when the month arrives, they will all receive the state's salary.

There are only four concubines in the Yun family, and there was not one of them a year ago.One wife and three concubines, this is definitely a rare animal among the nobles of Chang'an, much more precious than giant pandas.In Chang'an City, there are faint rumors that Zhang Miaoke is a jealous wife.

Zhang Miaoke took his reputation very seriously, so he tried his best to stuff women on Yunhao's bed.

"Hey...! Linghu Defen was beaten, but now there is no teacher who teaches classics and history. Classics and history are the foundation of a country, and morality must be passed down. There is a root and a source. If the source is gone, start anew. , the final result must be a tragedy. The price is too great!"

"This is at home, pretend to me!" Zhang Miaoke laughed out loud.

"Pretending?" Second Monk Yun Haozhang was puzzled, not understanding what Zhang Miaoke meant by pretending.

"Pretend, continue to pretend. Isn't it just for self-defilement, to wipe out all the achievements made this time. Our family has been sealed, and this is not a good thing for the courtiers. In the past few days, the imperial court has already done it for your sake. The issue of rewards was discussed several times by the court, but there was no result in the end. This step is well done, and Linghu Defen was beaten up, which made His Majesty less worried." Zhang Miaoke said with a smile.

"This way...! Is that okay?" Yun Hao opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

"What are you going to do? Tomorrow, I will invite the young lady from the Lu family to have a banquet. Husband...!" Zhang Miaoke said, rolling his big eyes.

"This kid is smart. I never thought he would come up with such a way to come out of self-defilement. It's rare!" Li Er said with his hands behind his back, looking at the green duck-foot tree in front of him.

"He has been smart since he was a child, and he knows that the title is too much. This is not good for a subject, and it is rare to have such a loyal heart. It can be seen that His Majesty was a little worried about him a while ago." General Li Er said melancholy At that time, the eldest grandson was by his side.Perhaps this is also the reason why she can still spoil the harem alone after she is over thirty years old.

"You can't say that. His control over Zuo Wuwei is too deep. Four points of spoils are invited to buy people's hearts. If others dare to do this, they will have their heads beheaded eight times. But this kid actually did it openly, in front of court officials. dry noodles.

Saying that he is a loyal and respectful minister, isn't I the king of massive power?The memorials to impeach him are almost filling up my case, don't you think I shouldn't doubt him?That's why I sent Baiqi Division to investigate him!If it were any other emperor, he would have given him a glass of poisoned wine long ago. "

"Yes! Yes! Yes! The concubine said something wrong, but how will His Majesty deal with it this time? Linghu Defen's young Gao Dezhao, it doesn't seem appropriate to just be beaten like this."

"Punish a thousand catties of copper! Anyway, his Yun family is a rich family, and the money won't hurt him." Li Er shook off a flying insect that landed on his robe, which was the result of yesterday's court discussion. .

A fine of copper is actually a fine, and usually a fine of one hundred gold is considered quite a lot.The fine of a thousand catties of copper is almost 20 years since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, and the Yun family is still the first one.

"Yeah! That's not bad, everyone's faces are covered. Anyway, the Yun family doesn't lack that kind of money." The eldest grandson had stars in his eyes, and wondered if the fine this time would be allocated to the inner government. .In order to support the Grassland Campaign, the Neifu is now extremely poor.If it wasn't for Yunhao getting a lot of money back from Korea, the daily expenses of the inner government would be a problem.

When the couple with the most power in the Tang Dynasty was talking about Yunhao, the Duke Chu of the Tang Dynasty was wandering around in Chang'an City.

Can't stay at home anymore, Zhang Miaoke's mother-in-law is already crazy.After many days of tandem, today we finally gathered all the young ladies from seven families, preparing for a rich feast.The scene at the Yun family's scene was absolutely heaven on earth.

For Baoyun's family's thick legs, some earls and viscounts are already shameless.Three beautiful sisters came all at once. As long as Chu Guogong is satisfied, there will be no problem with all three sisters getting on the bed.

In order not to be an animal, Yunhao decided to go to Chang'an for a wander.As for my wife, the more the better.For men, it is still important to prioritize the kidneys.Yun Hao doesn't want to be young and wet his shoes when he urinates.

The academy still needed Mr. Jingshi, so Yunhao had no choice but to come to Chang'an to hit the wooden clock.I hope that these well-educated Confucians can stand up and give future generations a correct view of history.

So disappointed, I miscalculated the degree to which the civil servants hugged each other for warmth.Li Daoxuan said that he was sick, and he was afraid that his colleagues would get sick, and he would pay a return visit someday.This was considered polite, Yu Shinan simply left Yun Hao at the door.Xue Rengui was so angry that he kicked his family's stone lion over.

The rest, Yun Hao, didn't plan to go, even if he did, he would just bring shame on himself.

I don't want to go home, and I have nowhere to go.Yunhao can only hang around in Chang'an market, Xiong Kuohai's concubine gave birth today.The responsibility of guarding Yunhao fell on Xue Rengui.

He didn't intend to come out to pretend to be a master, so he took four guards, Yun Hao, and sneaked into the West Market.Since Datang stabilized, West Market has become more and more prosperous.Hu merchants from the west not only brought Persian carpets, but also mellow grape wine.They also brought a large number of orchids, most of which have flaxen hair and brown eyes.The big eyes revealed a strong exotic style.The only fly in the ointment is that the skin looks a little dark.This may have something to do with race. In the Tang Dynasty, where whiteness was considered beautiful, these orchids were not very popular.

Blondes are much better, and some have bright blue eyes.Their figures are very good, their full breasts are like melons and their waists are soft.You can put your head on your butt, and it is estimated that you can unlock a lot of limbs.

Generally, this kind of orchid is used to sell wine, and there are two orchids with bare skin and scalp standing beside the round wooden barrel.Her belly was trembling like she was sifting chaff, but fortunately, she didn't have the round and round fat of Persian dancers.Tight muscles, perfect outline of the abs.

Cat-like eyes, from time to time tease Tang Ren passing by.Under the fascination, many people sat at the table.Orchid will immediately pour a bowl of grape wine and offer some distant fruits such as coconuts.

Some like this exotic style, Yunhao intends to take a good look at it.Just as I sat down, I saw an old gentleman sitting in the corner.Said it was an old gentleman, but it was true at all.His face was full of age spots, his eyebrows and beard were all white.The two cheeks are sunken, and it looks like there is no ninety or eighty.

Even at this age, he is still old-fashioned. I really admire him when he came here to watch belly dancing!Seeing that the old man was also looking at himself, he hurriedly bowed to the old man.Such sharp eyes, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui didn't even have such eyes.

Just about to go forward to have a chat, suddenly there was a commotion at the entrance of the hotel.The neighing of war horses, the cursing of passers-by mixed with the screams of orchids rang out.

A voice-changing male duck shouted: "Second Brother, this is the shop."

When Yun Hao took a look, he saw only two luxuriously dressed young masters with more than a dozen servants.Blocked at the entrance of the hotel, the shop owner with a head of yellow hair was trying to protect the two orchids behind him.

"Third brother, your eyesight is really good. These two orchids have cat-like eyes, and they must be very nice on the bed."

Seeing the master talking, a guy in charge came over immediately. "Beard! My young master has taken a fancy to these two orchids, let's make a price!"

"This is my daughter, don't sell it!" The yellow-haired beard refused very firmly, which surprised Yunhao a little.Beards generally don't care much about women, as long as they can sell for a good price, they will sell without hesitation.

The two in front of them looked like sons of rich families.If you sell them, you will definitely get a good price.

"Huzi, you think about it and talk. You know who my master is, and the Yongxing County government wants someone, how can you let a beard say no?"

Yongxing county magistrate?Yu Shinan?

(End of this chapter)