lazy tang

Chapter 577 The wise man must make a mistake

Yun Hao looked at Mr. Fujiwara very curiously, it was different from what he imagined.Tall figure, thick limbs.The hair is very short, and the front face is shaved like cucumber skin, without the legendary samurai bun.From the chest to the lower abdomen, there is a whole black and curly hair.

Didn't you say little Japan, the ancestors of these people are like monkeys?Why is Mao born like a Guanzhong person?I heard that in order to improve the breed, when the Japanese envoys came to the Central Plains, they often brought women with them.The purpose is to borrow seeds from people from the former Sui Dynasty. Could it be that this Mr. Fujiwara Tadaichi is also a descendant of a certain Guanzhong man?

Yun Hao analyzed it for a long time, and after ruling out the genetic mutation, he decided that the latter theory was more reliable.

"This is the bandit chief of the Japanese kingdom?" Li Chengqian stared wide-eyed at the naked man lying on the deck.He was also very curious. In fact, this was the first time he saw a Japanese man with bare buttocks.

I planned to take a closer look, but was carried back by Yun Hao.Suddenly, Tadaichi Fujiwara, who was holding dead fish on the deck, jumped up.Just as he jumped two feet, he was slapped on the back with a stick.He fell heavily on the deck and scrambled unconsciously with his hands and feet, but he just couldn't get up.

There is a clear stick mark on the back that is reddish with purple, which is left by Xiong Kuohai.Otherwise, this stick is enough to break his spine.

"This kind of person is very dangerous, don't touch it lightly." Yun Hao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, if Li Chengqian was injured, even if this Fujiwara Tadaichi was chopped into dumpling stuffing, he would not be able to compensate him.

"I never thought that this enemy chieftain would be so fierce." Li Chengqian was taken aback just now, although Tadaichi Fujiwara still couldn't reach him.But jumping up suddenly is still scary.

"Take this guy back to Chang'an. Last time Chang'an offered captives to the barbarians in the Northwest, there were many dignitaries, but the ones from the east were missing. This kid can just make up for it. Presumably, His Majesty will be very happy." Li Daoyan looked at it with great interest. Tadaichi Fujiwara, who was naked, ordered someone to tie him up with cowhide bands.He even stuffed numbness into his mouth, he didn't want such a precious person to die.To coax Li Er to be happy, all depends on him.

"Okay! It's a pity that Zhang Zhongjian ran away with that bastard!" Yun Hao couldn't forget Zhang Zhongjian, if he was also in Dongting Lake this time, he must be caught and fed to the bastard.

Many pirates from the Wa Kingdom were caught, and there were more than 300 people.It seems that not everyone has the so-called broken jade spirit.At least these guys with their bare asses squatting on the deck look honest.Stripping their clothes is to humiliate them and to consume their physical strength.

The winter in the south of the Yangtze River is not as cold as in the north, but it is definitely not easy to live with your naked buttocks and wet.These guys are swaying all over their bodies, and their muscles are shaking like there are mice hiding inside.

"Okay! Give them a blanket each, so they don't really freeze to death." Seeing that someone had fallen to the ground and twitched, Yun Hao felt that it was almost done.Such a person has lost the ability to resist. Pulling it out and freezing it for a while every day can definitely play a stabilizing role.

The captives were escorted into the cabin, and Yun Hao felt that the mission of this trip to Dongting Lake was basically over.With this bottom line, there will be no large groups of water bandits in Dongting Lake within ten years.As long as the local officials can manage Yuezhou City well and the people live well, ghosts are willing to go to the lake to feed mosquitoes.

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Yun Hao staring at the water in a daze, Li Daoyan came over and asked.

"It's nothing, I'm homesick. This time I'm back in Lintong, I don't plan to go out again. I'm so tired!" Yun Hao took a deep breath, and the water vapor on the lake always carried such a faint feeling. There is almost no fishy smell.I don't know if the lake water really smells fishy, ​​or if the smell of blood is already filling the nose.

Yunhao realized that every time he left home, he was covered with dead bodies and blood.Killing seems to have become a necessary job, and the number of killings and the efficiency of killings have multiplied with the improvement of status.Could it be said that Lao Tzu's second life was just to reduce the population in this year?
The job of a butcher is not suitable for me, and I don't want to be a butcher. In his 20s, he has married four wives.It is unscientific to have only two children.Of course, Yunhao thought that having fewer children had nothing to do with murder.The main reason is that I leave home too often, and I must make persistent efforts when I return home this time.Zhang Miaoke is not yet 30 years old, it should not be so difficult to make her belly bigger!

When Xin'er came over, she said that Yuan'er was very ill.Talking about it all day long, I don't know if I can see myself again.He Lan lives well at home, holding her son to show off all day long.Said how much his son is like himself and so on!

What a beautiful family life, why should I drill sand here.Thinking of the fat eldest son, the youngest daughter and the second son, Yun Hao felt as if he had a pair of wings inserted into his heart, traveling through thousands of mountains and rivers to return to Guanzhong.

"Yes! I always have to go back to Guanzhong. The affairs here are almost handled, and Zhang Shiqi is very useful. His Royal Highness is going to take him back to Chang'an, saying that he will cause trouble if he stays in Dongting Lake." Li Daoyan is happy to go back to Guanzhong.

He is really not used to the winter in the south of the Yangtze River, the air is humid all day long.Even if you enter the bed at night, the quilt is still damp.That kind of coldness is the coldness that seeps into the bones, and I miss the dry and cold weather in Guanzhong too much.At least it's warm in the house, the place is fucking the same inside and out.In winter, the windows are still open.For Jiangnan, Li Daoyan, an out-and-out northerner, didn't have any good feelings for him.

Of course, except for Jiangnan beauties.These days, I rely on two Jiangnan beauties to keep warm.The yin and cold qi cannot enter the body, and a lot of masculinity is also lost.

"That's the prince's business, but there are still some things that Zhang Shiqi needs to do. Only after doing these things, he will be honest." Yun Hao looked at the calm lake and said quietly.

Zhang Shisan saw the water bandits who came to look for him, and saw Zhang Shisan's personal letter.I still don't believe it in my heart. Could it be that the officer and army really want to recruit and surrender themselves.Impossible, I was killed by Yun Haona's bastard.How could he recruit himself, he must be thinking of taking himself back and chopping off his head, to ask the dog emperor for credit.

Zhang Shisan, who had experienced the worst failure, identified Yunhao as the chief culprit for cheating him.He doesn't even believe in a single punctuation mark for anything related to Yunhao.

"You have taken refuge in the imperial court, and the officers and soldiers have not made things difficult for you?" Zhang Shisan looked at Xiri's confidant in front of him!
Ma Liu bowed immediately and said: "The boss, the officers and soldiers are very kind to us. They give us food and drink, and even distributed winter clothes two days ago. They are all made of double-layer fabrics, which are much warmer than burlap. On the edge of Yueyang City Above, the brothers live in an adobe house and sleep on something called a kang, which is very warm!
It's just that the brothers are not allowed to come out, but that's okay.The brothers have more or less lives in their hands. If they go to the street and are seen by the sufferer, they might be beaten to death.Those who have recently attached themselves have been registered.I heard that the officials were going to give them land, and said that His Majesty reduced Jiangnan's taxes for three years to compensate for the heavy taxes imposed on Jiangnan in the previous two years.

Brothers who have lives in their hands are planning to follow the prince to Guanzhong to find a way out.I heard that the Seventeenth Lord has asked the prince to teach.His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also agreed, and took the brothers to Guanzhong to eat the imperial food! "

"So good?" Zhang Shisan was even more puzzled!
He knows the group of people under him very well, those old brothers who don't have the lives of merchants and common people in their hands.Could it be that the court just wrote it off?He has already been fooled by Yunhao once, so Baobuqi will kill the donkey again.

"The Seventeenth Master said, please go to the city of Yuezhou, and you have to come forward to receive the imperial court's reward." Ma Liu pointed to Zhang Shiqi's channel.

Zhang Shisan was even more confused, should he go or not?
Since Leng Cui was brought into Yuezhou City by Wu Mei, the dog, she has been guarded by two old mothers in a yard next to Xingyuan.The two old ladies are both natives of Yuezhou, and they are respectful to Leng Cui on weekdays.Except that there are soldiers guarding the door to prevent them from going out, they can move freely as usual.

Leng Cui gritted her teeth when she thought about being overwhelmed by two little bastards.Unexpectedly!did not expect!After hunting wild geese all his life, the wild goose cut his eyes.Why didn't I see that these two little dolls were two oily little vixens.

When it's on, people are off.When the news of the water bandits' defeat reached their ears, Leng Cui felt dizzy.It's over, it's all over now.She knows what will happen to the criminal woman, the life of Jiaofangsi is far more terrifying than that of a brothel.She would rather die than enter the Jiaofang Division and live a life of being humiliated by others.

Since Zhang Shisan could not be counted on, the only way to save himself was to save himself.Leng Cui has no other support, but luckily.When the soldiers searched him, they didn't take away the gold and silver that he kept close to him.Women always have a way of hiding things.

Through these two days of observation, Leng Cui keenly discovered the characters of these two old ladies.Mama Wang was a responsible person, and someone in her family was killed by water bandits, so she didn't feel good about herself.But Wu Ma is different, this old lady is greedy for money.The piece of silk cloth she threw down, she put it away when no one was around.A silver hairpin was inserted into her head, and it immediately became Leng Cui's ear.

The water bandits were defeated, and Zhang Shiqi took refuge in the imperial court and led the army to clean up Dongting Lake.These news were all brought in by Wu Ma, besides these, of course, there are gossips that women like.

The beauty that Lord Inspector gave to His Royal Highness was returned, but was taken over by King Jiaodong.Why did the Duke of Chu have a wife, but she was not a real wife but a concubine.He wears gold and gold all day long, and the bags he carries are all made of jiao leather, which is very stylish.Give Mrs. the governor such a bag, it is said that it will sell for two hundred guan in Chang'an.What else is the crown prince who values ​​Zhang Shiqi very much and wants to take Zhang Shiqi back to Guanzhong.

Leng Cui doesn't like gossip, but she can hear it.The imperial army has arrived, and the water bandits can only scatter like birds and beasts.Fortunately, no news of Zhang Shisan was heard, and there was only one conclusion that his life and death were unknown.Leng Cui decided that her man would not die so easily.He is the water dragon king in Dongting Lake, and he has been in Dongting Lake for nearly 20 years, how could he die so easily.

The last news I got was that the Duke of Chu and Prince Jiaodong King had both returned.At the same time, there were hundreds of captured Japanese people brought back.It is said that the leader of the Japanese people was also captured.It seems that the water bandits are really finished this time.Even the fierce Wa people failed, and the captured enemy chieftain must be Fujiwara Tadaichi.

Leng Cui's heart is colder than the water outside, but as long as she does not hear from the Water Dragon King for a day, she will not give up.

"Mother Wu! You are on duty tonight. Here is a piece of silver. You can buy some food and drinks. I haven't had a good drink these days, and my heart is always itchy. Tonight, let's have a good drink." Leng Cui handed it to Mama Wu A small piece of silver.

The price of goods in Yuezhou City is not high, let alone a table of banquets for this small piece of silver.Even if there are three tables to buy, there is enough room, "Ma'am, I want to drink, this time I can be regarded as a blessing from you. I will go buy it now, and I will keep the lady satisfied." Wu Ma went out happily, it was just dark So I got a lot of wine and meat back.

"The brothers at the door are working hard, give them some wine and meat. Anyway, we can't eat so much!"

"Ma'am is still considerate of us servants!" Wu Ma picked up two things she didn't like, and then took a jar of wine to the soldiers at the door.

As soon as Wu Ma entered the room, she suddenly felt a pain in her back, and then her eyes were dark.Leng Cui put down the bench in her hand, looked at Mama Wu who was lying on the ground and sneered.She had planned for a long time for today. Today when Wang Ma came home, Wu Ma was the only one in the room.

He quickly took off Mama Wu's clothes and put them on himself, and went out with some dry food in the basket.

"Wu Ma, why did you come out again after entering?" The soldier in the gatehouse was drinking, when he suddenly saw Wu Ma coming out again.Can't help but ask!
"The old lady said the wine here is not good, so I asked the old man to go out and buy some." Leng Cui was born in a brothel, and learned a unique skill that others don't know, that is ventriloquism.In the past two days, he has learned Wu Ma's voice perfectly.If it's daytime, you won't be able to get through.But now it is dark, and there is no moon tonight.Under the dim lantern, the faces could not be seen clearly at all.Can only be identified by sound!
"A woman who is a water bandit has so many things to do. That is, Mama Wu, you are kind-hearted, how can others meddle in her business. I will leave the door for you, Mama Wu, and come back quickly. The nobles are all back, don't worry about it." It’s good if something happens.” The soldier inside the gatehouse said.

"Good! Good!" Leng Cui agreed, and walked out of the courtyard with a basket on her shoulders.

Leng Cui's plan was perfect, but there was only one thing she forgot.That is, she doesn't know the way, and there is no moon tonight.Feeling flustered, Leng Cui found a direction and left.Anyway, as long as it is where Yunhao lives, it will definitely be brightly lit.Just head for those dark places!
(End of this chapter)