lazy tang

Chapter 558 Mysterious Woman

Correspondence can be regarded as a sign of identity.Letters written by courtiers to the emperor are generally called memorials.In other words, it is a work report, which will be unpacked and watched by the big bosses of the three provinces, and then given instructions before being sent to the emperor's desk.Then whether to wipe the buttocks with the legs of the table, or send them to the incinerator.

There are not many people who are qualified to write private letters to the emperor, and Yun Hao happens to be one of them.This not only represents favor, but also represents status.

Yunhao thought for a long time about writing this proposition.In fact, the incidents in the south of the Yangtze River and the civil uprising in central Shu were actually the result of Li Er digging money out of the people.Whether it is Fang Xuanling or Du Ruhui's eldest grandson Wuji, they are all the result of playing the actual operator.Although in the long run, this is more beneficial to the empire.But the people will not understand the pain of the country, they only know that those tax collectors will rob them of their rations and everything at home.

"...The villagers regard tax collectors as tigers and wolves, officers and soldiers as enemies and bandits! They regard thieves as relatives! Every time the officers and soldiers attack, there are countless people who rush to tell each other. Or there are many people who help each other. This is a tax. Unbearable disaster also.

The people are like water, and the country is like a boat.Water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it.Your Majesty is the man who steers the boat, and following the trend is the way. "After Yunhao finished writing, he read it carefully three times. He couldn't say anything more serious! The emperor is like a tiger. If you slap a fly on the tiger's head, you will have trouble if you slap a fly on the tiger's head too hard.

Ling Jing's efficiency was very high, and he had a sand table with Wang Zhe in just five days.And based on the sand table, a map was drawn.Although in Yunhao's view, these maps and sand tables are very inaccurate and can only be called prototypes.But this has been made with the help of the boat boss who has been running Dongting Lake for many years, and even the former water bandits and active water bandits.

In Dongting Lake during the Tang Dynasty, there was no movement to reclaim land from the lake.Eight hundred miles of Dongting Lake is definitely an inaccurate statement. According to the descriptions of those boat bosses, including the area of ​​Hongdao, it is more than one thousand miles.

Yunmengze is another name of Dongting Lake. From this name, we can know how big the water vapor here is.The Dongting Lake in the Tang Dynasty has nothing to do with the words "Land of Fish and Rice".Although due to the climate, the rice planted can be harvested twice a year.However, the taste of rice in Jiangnan is really bad, and dogs who are never picky eaters are unwilling to eat it.It is said that eating in the mouth is like eating wood!

Wu Mei beside him was also unwilling to eat, but she was slapped by Gouzi as soon as she complained.Then a generation of empresses could only keep their heads down and continue to eat, Gouzi silently picked up a chicken leg and put it into Wu Mei's bowl.

Gouzi's understanding of women is very strange, property!Yes, he is that Wu Mei who regards her as her property.It's okay to hit and scold yourself, but it's not okay for others to make fun of you.Not even the ferocious Xiongkuohai!Yunhao saw Gouzi clashing with others more than once because of Wu Mei.

When others bully Wu Mei, Gouzi will beat others.Wu Mei bullied someone, Gou Zi still went back to beat that person.It's just that after beating up the opponent, he will beat Wu Mei again and again when he returns home.And this dog never slaps Wu Mei in the face, usually on the back of the head and buttocks.Probably because of the influence of Yunhao, Yunhao told Gouzi once.Women can't be too smart, if they meet someone who is too smart, they will be beaten and dragged home with a stick, so as to ensure a harmonious life.

Gouzi obviously listened to it, and according to the strength with which he slapped the back of Wu Mei's head, he definitely wanted to slap the beautiful Wu Mei into a fool.

Wu Mei fought, after going through the struggle, being beaten, fighting again, and being beaten again.Yunhao was surprised to find that Wu Mei wanted to give up.Now if you get slapped by a dog, you won't jump like a cat that stepped on its tail, but try to resolve the dispute in a peaceful way.Gouzi also has the potential to move hamsters. When he encounters something good outside, he has the urge to bring it home.

After observing for a long time, Yunhao felt that he had found the true meaning of building a harmonious society!

Many wise men tried their best to understand such a strange creature as a woman.From ancient times to the present, countless people with lofty ideals have explained this species from the moral level and the analysis of human nature, and all of them have suffered failure without exception.Yunhao felt that since he couldn't understand it, he didn't need to understand it.

Gou Zi's method is quite good, perhaps this is Wu Mei's best destination.Who dares to say that being the empress's Wu Mei must be happier than being a dog's daughter-in-law?
A lot of the time, the way things are solved is just so damn simple.If you are obedient, you will be given carrots, and if you are not obedient, you will be served with a big stick.Yunhao felt that the matter in Dongting Lake seemed to be resolved in this way.

Holding a stack of letterheads in his hand, Wang Zhe thought the young father-in-law was crazy.You are counting on a letter to make these murderous water bandits.Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?
"Grandpa! Can this... be done?" Ling Jing also felt that his boss took it for granted.

"Writing a letter won't kill anyone. You have to try to succeed. Maybe there will be unexpected gains!" Yun Hao waved his hand, but in fact he only regarded it as a temptation in his heart.If those water bandits really wanted to surrender, Yun Hao had to weigh it up.Now that the army has not arrived, do you really have the strength to control them?Don't look back, Yuezhou City has been handed over.That's a big joke!

Ling Jing looked at Wang Zhe, who had no choice but to go out with the letterhead.Yun Hao was right, writing a letter would not kill anyone.The relationship between my housekeeper and the water bandits is not bad, so I shouldn't be beheaded.

Sure enough, the steward of Wang Zhe's family took Yunhao's letterhead and left cheerfully.In less than two days, he returned to Yuezhou City.His face was flushed, and he looked like he was being served with wine and meat in the water bandit cottage.

The Water Dragon King actually got a reply, which was beyond Yunhao's expectation.It is easy to communicate if you are willing to communicate. Yunhao believes that good communication is a good way to solve problems.

Of course, the content of the reply letter will definitely not be that I have snatched enough, decided to put down the butcher knife, surrender to the government, and go home to farm.I just repeatedly emphasized my last resort, my regret, and hoped that the government would understand.In a word, in view of the bad times, I have to fight for a few more years.

After Ling Jing finished reading, he shook his hands helplessly.Obviously this is the beginning of mutual deception, and no one really means reconciliation.It was just a pastime for the commanders of both sides before the war started.

Yun Hao finally read the letter for a long time, thought for a long time and suddenly said: "This letter is a bit strange!"

Ling Jing and Wang Zhe received the reply letter from Water Dragon King Zhang Shisan, and after reading it for a long time, their eyes almost saw the mosquito coils, but they didn't see why.

"My lord! The format of this letter is standardized, and it is used in a proper and polite way...! There seems to be no problem!"

"It's the fault here!" Yun Hao said with a smile.

"...!" Ling Jing and Wang Zhe still didn't understand.

"It's too standard, too polite!"

The two suddenly realized!

Although it is not ruled out that there are some special cases that forced people into Dongting Lake, they are willing to go to the sea and dare to go to the water bandits.Basically, they are not educated people, as to the level of education of these water bandits.Wang Zhe has the right to speak, and less than [-]% of the people are semi-literate.The rest of them are purely illiterate.

This letter is indeed a strange sight, just like the two brushes of Water Dragon King Zhang Shisan.Wang Zhe still knows how to copy such a high-level official document, even if he copied it by copy, let alone created it independently.So behind this article, there must be a capable shooter.And Zhang Shisan can safely hand over such important documents to this gunman, which shows that this person's status must be extraordinary.

"There must be well-educated people in the water bandits' cottage!" Ling Jing said a frightening conclusion.

Don't be afraid of educated hooligans, but be afraid of educated hooligans.This sentence is not to say that a group of tough bandits are mixed together.No matter how cruel they are, how good at smashing and looting.But they are all mobs, and the generals in the imperial court always have a cultural advantage over them.Moreover, generals can turn this advantage into victory by means of various intrigues.

It's different now, a clever mind has emerged from the mob.This is like a group of rhinos being led by monkeys.They have enough destructive power, if there is another smart brain..., the consequences will be disastrous.

"Do you know this person?" Yun Hao asked Wang Zhe who was studying the letter carefully.

"It seems that there is no such person, at least the villain does not know. But... this letter...!" Wang Zhe said hesitantly.

"What happened to the letter?"

Yun Hao took the letter and read it carefully again!
"The format of this letter is correct, but look at the words. Isn't it a little more beautiful!" Wang Zhe said, pointing to the words on the letter.

"Word? Do you mean that the person who wrote this letter was a woman?" Yun Hao raised his head, looked at Wang Zhe in a daze and said.

"Probably!"

"woman?"

It was too sudden that a learned woman suddenly appeared in the Water Bandit's cottage.The enigmatic woman made the three people in the study speechless.

Dongting Lake in winter is not as abundant as in summer, but the wind and waves seem to be much stronger than usual.There were very few cargo ships passing by, and when there was no one to rob, the hard life of the water bandits began.

However, they are always a little unwilling, and they will wander around the affluent Yueyang City.If you have something, you can rob something, and if you don’t have something, it’s also good to tie up a ticket.Anyway, according to the principle that thieves don't leave empty-handed, they must never go back to the cottage empty-handed.

Zhang Shisan leisurely inspected his water village, since Zhang Zhongjian brought the Japanese people here.Their water village has become the largest force in Dongting Lake, and they have been operating for many years with plenty of food and grass.Zhang Shisan, who was on the rise in his career, was naturally very proud.

Two big men carried two children who were tied up like zongzi into the water village!

"Gui Wu, Ma Liu! You two boys are robbing someone's child again!" Zhang Shisan asked with a smile.

"Yo! Master! These two children were kidnapped in Yueyang City. I heard that they are the children of merchants who came from the north. This time, I might make a fortune!" said Gui Wu, clasping his fists.

"Not bad! Not bad!" Zhang Shisan praised the two men and was about to continue to inspect the water village when he suddenly saw two children.Heartbeat!
"These two children are being sent to the madam, and this morning they said they were looking for a servant girl. Ke Ke is here, you two brothers go to the cashier to get two pennies, and I, Zhang Shisan, won't let you run away for nothing." Zhang Shisan San walked up to him and looked at the two children carefully.The little boy was older, probably about twelve or thirteen years old.The little girl was only about eight or nine years old, she was handsome, she looked like a little beauty.

(End of this chapter)