lazy tang

Chapter 555

"You are my daughter-in-law! Your father promised you to me!" Gouzi grabbed Wu Mei's neck and roared viciously.

"It doesn't count! That doesn't count! I don't want to marry you!" Wu Mei pouted, her pretty face almost turned into a bun.

"Slap!" Gou Zi slapped Wu Mei on the head, "My uncle gave your father a bride price of 100 taels of gold, and you are my wife. Let me hear you from now on, if you curse my uncle, I will beat you to death! Gouzi raised his hand again, causing Wu Mei to shrink her neck in fright.

Quarrels like this happen often, and they always end with Wu Mei being beaten up.Gouzi is obviously not good at persuasion and education, slap is persuasion and fist is education.This is how my father treated my mother when I was young.The little dog naturally became an advocate of domestic violence.After more than half a month of practice, Gouzi felt that comparing his skills with women is simply a physical and mental torture.

Still, Dad's method is really efficient, and there is nothing to say after a slap.

Wu Mei's big eyes were filled with tears, but she couldn't do anything about it.The Wu family took gold from the Yun family, which meant that the Wu family sold themselves to the Yun family.The kid in front of him named Yungou'er became his husband.In theory, now he can be called Yunwu.

"Cry, cry, cry, cry all day long. When I just came back, I saw a candy seller on the street. You like sweets, so I'll get you one." Gouzi dragged out a candy man from behind like a magic trick. come out.It's okay not to pull, but this pull pulled Wu Mei's tears out.The sugar man was crushed by the dog. The delicate boy now looks like a pig.

"No, let's go! Go to the street and buy it for you. My dog's wife can eat whatever she wants. When my uncle was at home, the sweet and sour candied gourds he made were delicious. Now there is a war, if there is no war, When we go back to Chang'an, let the cook at home make it for you." Gouzi took Wu Mei's hand angrily, and dragged Wu Mei to the door.

There is no little girl who is not greedy, especially Wu Mei likes to eat sweets the most.Being dragged by Gouzi like this, he half-pushed and followed along.

The two villains went out and came to the street, although the city of Yuezhou was not very good.But the bustling is tight, and the voices of people calling for buying and selling are one after another.Pedestrians on the street rubbed shoulders, and many of those doing small businesses were villagers from nearby villages.They all come to Yuezhou City, earn some extra money and live a good year.

Turn left and turn right to come to the front of the sugar sellers, there are many blown sugar people stuck on the straw sticks.There are grass chickens and characters of various colors, which are very beautifully painted.

Wu Mei's tears were gone long ago, she looked at this and that.Finally, the green onion finger pointed at a phoenix, "I want this!"

Gouzi is a good man, even if what his wife wants is a limited edition LV, he must get it back as soon as possible.You know, the current Gouzi has long stopped eating Goryeo's Gouzi who ate wild vegetables.It was the nephew and young master of the Yun family, who could withdraw a hundred coins from any business in the Yun family as long as he swiped his face.Buying a phoenix for my daughter-in-law, what a trivial matter...!
"Boss, how much is this phoenix? I bought it!" Gouzi said while reaching out to pull out the beautiful phoenix.

"Little brother! This phoenix was ordered by others, you have to buy it tomorrow." Seeing Gouzi go to pull the phoenix, the old man who blows sugar hastily stopped him.

"Order?" Gouzi was a little confused, and you have to make an order to buy a candy man these days?Why don't you say to apply for a card...!Charge fifty and get fifty free!
"Little brother! It's not difficult to blow up this phoenix, but the difficulty lies in drawing the eyebrows and drawing the phoenix. It takes an entire hour to paint the color on this body alone. The old man can only do this one in a day. Little If brother likes it, the old man will get it out early tomorrow, and I will definitely keep it for my little brother." The old man said to Gouzi with a smile on his face.

Gouzi stopped when he heard that someone ordered it.

"I want it today, you said you want to buy it for me, you said you want it for me." Seeing that the phoenix in his hand actually flew away, he immediately refused to obey.Holding Gouzi's arm, he swayed from side to side, causing Gouzi to sway half of his body.

"Uncle, can you be accommodating. I'll give you more money! Here are fifty copper brothers, you take it!" Gouzi had no choice but to discuss it with the old sugar seller.Gouzi thinks it is a shame for him that he cannot satisfy his wife's wish.In order to satisfy his wife, Gouzi resorted to a unique trick, adding money!A candy man costs only five renminbi, and a more expensive phoenix is ​​only eight renminbi.Gouzi, the fifty big boys, is indeed very tempting.

"Uh...! This...!" The old man licked his lips. Fifty men were indeed very tempting to him.

"Hmph! Fifty elders dare to come to Yuezhou to serve as the master. You don't even open your eyes and tell me what kind of place this is. Yo...! The little lady is very beautiful!" Four teenagers aged fourteen or fifteen came out of it.

When the old sugar seller saw these teenagers, he swallowed back the words immediately.Use winks to signal Gouzi and Wu Mei to go away!
Gouzi didn't seem to see the old man's stare, and squinted at these young men.Several people were wearing silk and satin clothes, with jade pendants hanging around their waists.Just by looking at the quality, you know the price is expensive!But from the lewd eyes they looked at Wu Mei, Gouzi can be sure that these few pieces are not good cakes.

"What are you looking at! I'm not afraid to tell you, the sugar man has ordered it. I want it! Hehe! Let the little lady play with our buddies for two days, how about it?" A young man in the lead had a mole on the corner of his mouth.There are a few black hairs growing on it, which is disgusting to look at.

"Who are you!" Gouzi naturally wouldn't take such a dude seriously, and said arrogantly with his arms crossed.

"Heh! Heh! In this city of Yuezhou, there is no one who doesn't know our Young Master Wang. Be sensible, and quickly make a match for our Young Master Wang, leave the little lady behind and go away." The minion next to him roared with a fierce look on his face road.

"Young Master Wang, let's be the eighth!" Gouzi said with a smile.

"How do you know...! His grandma, courting death!" Another dog leg just said halfway proudly, and suddenly understood.Turning from embarrassment into anger, he rushed to Gouzi and punched him.

Gouzi is no longer the Gouzi of Goryeo, and he has not learned anything else from Xiong Kuohai for more than a year.How did it come about? When I was in Yangzhou, more than a dozen heads were chopped off.These guys in front of me are trivial!
Pick up the rolling pin on the old man's desk, the jujube wood rolling pin is as hard as iron.Gouzi dodged the punch with a short body, and the rolling pin in his hand swept against the bone of the guy's calf with the wind.

The facing bone can be regarded as the most exposed bone in the human body. The bone is close to the skin, and there is no muscle or fat in the middle.When the rolling pin went down, the man howled and rolled on the ground hugging his legs.The sound was miserable, as if he was pigtailing.

"How courageous!" Among the few young people, a guy who was about fifteen or sixteen years old and had a strong figure rushed out immediately.He picked up a bench casually, and greeted the dog by pointing at his head.If it hits hard this time, Gouzi's brains will be smashed out.

Gouzi dodged the bench and picked up the rolling pin in his hand.A pot of hot syrup immediately covered the boy's face with steam.The syrup for making dough needs to be heated at any time, otherwise it will solidify soon.The sticky syrup smeared on his face, and the boy screamed and grabbed it.But there is no way to grasp the syrup, and it ended up getting a lot of it on my hands.Fortunately, the temperature of the molasses is not too high. Although it will be painful, it will not be fatal.If it were replaced with asphalt, it would burn people to death.

Young Master Wang saw that Gouzi injured two people as soon as he made a move, so he naturally didn't dare to go forward.Looking at the screaming accomplice, he pointed at the dog and said, "Don't go if you have the guts!" After speaking, he took the remaining minion and ran away.

Gouzi took two steps to run up, and threw the rolling pin in his hand like a meteor hammer.In the middle of the back of Young Master Wang, Young Master Wang who was running was hit by a somersault.Fortunately, he was dragged by the dog legs beside him, so he escaped in embarrassment with his waist.

"Young Lord, let's go! If you let people from the Wang family come, you will suffer a lot." The old sugar seller took out the phoenix, stuffed it into Gouzi's hand, and signaled Gouzi to go away.

"The Wang family? Is it very powerful?" Gouzi turned into a phoenix and asked, stuffing the money bag into the old man's arms.

"Excellent? Young man, you don't know, this Wang family is the tyrant of Yueyang City. Not only are there people in the court, but even the water bandits in Dongting Lake have a deep friendship with their family. Hurry up and leave, the governor will have nothing to do with their family. The old man wanted to return the money in his arms to Gouzi, but Gouzi pushed it back.

Wu Mei took the phoenix from Gouzi's hand, and kicked the screaming man twice.Then he pulled the dog and ran away, the hero would not suffer the immediate loss.If the two children are caught by others, there is no one to report the news, so they will definitely suffer.

The Zhongjun Xingyuan that Zhang Baoxiang found for Yunhao was actually Li Xiaogong's other courtyard in Yuezhou.After this incident, it is estimated that Li Xiaogong will never come to Jiangnan again.Simply, Yun Hao was given the position of the central army.

The location of Xingyuan is good, but it is a bit far from the market.Wu Mei ran back with Gouzi, half a street away from Xingyuan.There was a dense sound of hooves behind him, and he looked back to see a group of knights galloping wildly.Pedestrians in the busy city gave way one after another, and some stalls were knocked to the ground.The voices of crying father and mother are in chaos!
Unexpectedly, this Wang family is really arrogant in Yuezhou City.In the downtown area, they dared to indulge the knights to gallop wildly. Could it be said that they were not afraid of trampling people to death?
"Run!" Gouzi gave Wu Mei a push, and he grabbed a vegetable vendor's pole and hid by the side of the road.

"It's them, don't let them run away. Eighth Young Master said, there will be a lot of rewards for catching them!" Before he got close, Gouzi heard the knights on horseback yelling.Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a dog who had just escaped.

Wu Mei ran into the Xingyuan without turning her head, turning a deaf ear to the sound of horseshoes behind her.

"I'll let you all know how powerful the young master is!" Gouzi barked strangely, and poked out the shoulder pole in his hand.

(End of this chapter)