lazy tang

Chapter 55
Early in the morning, she was dragged up in a daze, and stood there like a clothes rack, letting two maids put clothes on her body.By the way, Yunhao still didn't fully understand what was going on with Datang's clothes. Once the clothes were tied in the wrong direction and he slapped his hand and was slapped by his old lady.Hair on the left lapel is the way to wear a beard. We are authentic Han Miao descendants, how can we learn a beard?King Zhao Wuling was like a beard, what would happen, he was starved to death by his son in the Dune Palace.

Yunhao didn't know how the illiterate old lady knew about the tragedy of King Zhao Wuling. Could it be that the old lady was a historian who traveled through time?After asking many times on the sidelines, N many brain cells died before I understood.It turned out that the storytelling artists were to blame, and every new year and festival there would be storytelling artists telling stories at the country fair.In the Great Sui Dynasty, when the illiteracy rate reached 90.00%, storytellers were cultural inheritors.I just don't know if there will be a hoarse voice named Shan Tianfang in this year.

My mind was surrounded by clouds and mist, and I wiped my face with a slightly hot towel.Yun Hao became energetic all of a sudden, opened his eyes, and the two maids of the eldest grandson had already ground the tooth stick, and there was a small dish of fine green salt beside the tooth stick. (In the era when there was no toothpaste, this product greatly protected the dental health of the nobles of the Tang Dynasty. The Dental Defense Team of the Datang Dynasty solemnly recommends it. You are optimistic about Gao Hejie brand fine salt, rubbing it is healthier, he is good and I am good... ...uh...it seems to have slipped away!)
Looking down, he seemed to be a prisoner, wrapped in ropes all over his body.The footwear needs to be tied with straps, and the inner garment should also have straps.There is no strap on the outside.Just before he realized what to do with the wide robe, a belt was tied around his body again.My God, the ancients were tied like this all day long?

The clothes are rush-made Shu brocade gowns, and Li Xiuning arranges everything from raw materials to handwork.It has to be said that the efficiency of the nobles of the Sui Dynasty is excellent, and they are tailor-made and purely hand-crafted.I measured my body the day before yesterday and sent it over today.The attitude of the visitor is a mess, saying that it is their fault for making the nobleman wait so long, I hope you will forgive me!Yunhao didn't understand that it would take a month or two to make a tailor-made suit for future generations.How did they finish it in only two days? The stitches are so fine and evenly spaced that the sewing machine is only at this level.

When Mrs. Zhao was about to put powder on Yunhao's face, she said it was a pity that the beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth didn't dress up.My mind woke up from the state of sleepwalking in an instant. My mother’s words were suspected of being sold by the old lady. Yun Hao would rather die. A silk flower with the size of a human head.

The reason why she is dressed like this today is because Li Er is going back home.Yunhao thinks it is more appropriate to describe it as being discharged from the hospital.As an aristocrat, it is natural to be accompanied by an attending doctor or a health care doctor.Yun Hao is the attending doctor!Chai Shao had inquired many times overtly and secretly, asking if Yunhao would cure dizziness.Reminiscent of the notice posted at the gate of the city, Yun Hao still didn't understand that he was going to see a doctor for Li Yuan.It is said that Li Yuan's illness has become more and more serious, and now he is lying in bed and cannot get up.The safety of the whole family rests on Li Yuan.Don't let this Tang Guogong slip up in the slightest.

Yun Hao was in a mess of anxiety, who knew what was wrong with the future founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty.If the brain nerves are not good, then how can the **** be cured.The brain is the most intractable disease, not one of them.Hua Tuo, who was the worst, was killed because he showed Cao Cao brain disease, and his death was worse than that of a pig.

Hou Junji next to him was a little overjoyed, he had never worn such good clothes in his life.Silk and satin used to be like this, silky smooth and comfortable to wear.It's just that I don't like the color very much. The black clothes and black hat look very much like a servant.Looking at Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao beside them, the balance was immediately balanced.These two guys obviously wore the wrong clothes, and the thin and tall Qi Biao wore Lai Shun'er's clothes as if they were wearing a sack.The chunky Lai Shun'er seemed to be wearing tights.The huge belly is bulging, a bit like a pregnant woman.

After tidying up, Yun Hao and Li Er got into the carriage together.Extravagant, too fucking extravagant.This is Li Yuan's car. It is said to be a carriage, but it is actually more like a small room.Li Er lay on a pile of felt blankets with his back bare, drinking honey salt water and chatting with Yun Hao at the same time.

He thought that Li Erjun was famous for his military achievements, and it was in his hands that Datang opened up the territory.Defeating the Eastern Turks who had plagued the Central Plains for more than 100 years must be an immediate emperor.But I didn't expect that Li Er could come to astronomy and geography for a while.In the words of later generations, they can be regarded as compound talents.

Facing such a guy, Yun Hao could only pretend to be stupid.Sometimes he will deliberately ask some stupid questions stupidly, this era will not allow the existence of too enchanting guys.If Yunhao showed his monstrous side too much, the first thought of Li Yuan and his son was not to reuse him, but to wield the butcher's knife.

"Tiangou eats the moon because there is a big dog in the sky called Xiaotiangou, which was raised by a god named Erlang God. It is said that Erlang God's family lives in Guanjiangkou, and his three-day Caotou god...!
Yang Tianyou, the father of Erlang God, is the "Zuo Jintong Linfan" from heaven, and he is a scholar in Quezhou City.Her mother, Fairy Yaoji, fell in love with the past and married Yang Tianyou privately, and gave birth to Zhenjun Erlang...! "Yun Key was talking like a storyteller. When he was excited, he danced and danced like a naughty boy. The little girl next to him listened with gusto, and even forgot to fan Li Er. It has drifted into the great love between Fairy Yaoji and Yang Tianyou. I have lived in a deep house for many years, and I have never heard such a wonderful story.

Li Er glanced at Changsun Wuji beside him!Both of them had smiles on their faces, no matter what, they were only seven or eight-year-old children.Maybe it's just a little smarter, but it's still not at the level of a monster.Dad guessed that he was a child from the hidden world sect, which was a bit too much.Judging by the way the story is being told, it is clear that he is a chatty brat.However, this story is quite wonderful, and I don't know which country scholar made it up.

After a while, Li Er and Changsun Wuji also listened with great interest. When they heard that Yang Jian entered Baoshan by mistake and got a three-pointed double-edged sword and a yellow robe, their eyes lit up obviously.Just thinking about the meaning of Yunhao's words, the carriage stopped, the wonderful thing is that the story is not finished yet.The two maids were unwilling, and if possible, they hoped that this journey would take a year.

"Erlang! I heard that you were injured, but it hurt your vitals. I'm so anxious to die!" A voice suddenly came from outside the carriage!
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