lazy tang

Chapter 548 The Interesting County Magistrate

A cadre at the level of a samurai would never accept a small character like Gouzi.Even though Gouzi sent back his daughter who caused trouble, Samurai Xun went to explain to Yun Hao immediately, and just glanced at Gouzi at the door.A nobleman is a nobleman, even if he is down and out, he is still a nobleman, and he has nothing to say to a servant.

It's better to go to Yun Hao and explain clearly, the celebrity in front of His Majesty the Emperor has just won another battle, so he can't be provoked!

Eldest brother Wu Yuanqing is also unwilling to meet Gouzi, the reason is simply that his status is not worthy.Although the Duke's Mansion is down and out, it is also the Duke's Mansion.How could the eldest son receive a person of no reputation!

So Wu Yuansi became the unlucky guy who received the dog, there was no way.They sent the second lady back, so it's inappropriate to send a steward to pick her up.

"Bad maid! You're still ashamed, the Duke's Mansion is going to kill you. Sooner or later, this family will be ruined by you. You are just like your mother and sister, you are a villain." Although the dog will not wait Seeing Wu Mei, but never expected her family to dislike her so much.What a master who hates dogs.

"Nonsense, you are all idiots and dare not go. Otherwise, why would it be my turn to do this as a girl. If you dare to call me my mother, I will tear your mouth when I grow up." Wu Mei is still consistent Strong, looking for Gouzi a little surprised.Not every little girl has the courage to face her fierce brother.

Where did such a beautiful two hundred and five come from...!
Sure enough, Wu Yuansi rolled up his arms and sleeves and was ready to practice.He was 13 years old, and he had no problem beating a girl who was about half his age.Absolutely no problem!
As soon as she walked in front of Wu Mei, she raised her hand and was about to slap her.But he was kicked by a strong force and flew out. Fortunately, the servants behind him caught him, otherwise he would have flown directly into the hall.

Gouzi was very satisfied, Xiongkuo Haijiao's side kick was really powerful.Kicking his legs twice, he made a handsome pose.But it's a pity that there was only one [-] around to express his appreciation.The rest of the guards looked at Gouzi as if they saw a pile of poop.

Duke Ying's mansion is also raising generals, and no one is already carrying a stick and preparing to avenge his little master.You are still playing POSS here for a while and you are beaten to death, and you have nowhere to seek justice.It must be because Gouzi is under Chu Guogong's subordinates, otherwise he should be holding a horizontal knife now.

They are all old guys who followed Xiong Kuohai in the Taihang Mountains, and none of his subordinates killed a hundred or ten people.At this time, the horizontal knife had already been drawn out of its sheath, and they didn't care who they killed.As long as they dare to show their teeth to themselves, their first reaction is to hack to death.It doesn't matter if the opponent uses teeth or a club!
The general of the Wu family was stunned immediately, he had never seen such a fierce guy.Using sticks by himself obviously wanted to limit the matter to the level of fighting.Who would have thought that these people in Duke Chu's mansion would show their knives when they came up instead of playing cards according to the routine.Who can play this game? It's not the work of a wise man to fight against killing people without blinking an eye.

For Yun Hao's subordinates, the Wu family will have a natural fear in their bones.Nothing else, these are famous killing stars.It is not too much to describe it as killing people like nothing, the Yun family's bloodthirsty generals are well-known in Chang'an City.When the father-in-law dared to beat the prince when he was the marquis, and the general killed several other generals, is that still a problem?
I was timid in my heart, so naturally I didn't dare to rush over.A group of big men stood in front of the court and roared, but none of them was more than a thousand.Only one idiot was yelling, "Go, give it to me. Kill them, I will take care of them!"

The generals are naturally unwilling to go up, a melon with no hair on it, don't worry about it!When the time comes, death will be in vain!
If the people from the Wu family didn't rush over, the killers would naturally not go to the Wu family to start a killing spree.After all, this is the Duke's Mansion, not a battlefield.As long as you don't threaten your own safety, no one cares about shouting.

"You're a coward, just bully the girl. If you have the ability to challenge me one-on-one!" The Wu family was cowardly, and the dog's momentum immediately came up.Thinking back to when I brought a few brothers to confront a group of Korean children, that heroic spirit immediately rushed up, pointing at Wu Yuansi and shouting.

"Who will fight with you one-on-one, do you deserve it?" Although he looked about the same age, Wu Yuansi was unwilling to face the bloody dog ​​even if he was killed.He had no doubt that a dog could strangle him to death in a real fight.

"Countless!" Gouzi spat at Wu Yuansi viciously, but Wu Yuansi didn't dare to speak when he saw Gouzi's wolf-like eyes.

Wu Mei looked at Gouzi, then at her useless brother, and lowered her head.Anyone who has such a useless brother will be hurt internally.

"We sent people back, let's go!" The veteran behind him poked the dog, the team was traveling and they couldn't stay here for long.

"Let's go!" Glancing at Wu Mei, Gouzi was a little helpless.He is too aware of the character of people like Wu Yuansi, who will be cowardly like sheep in the face of powerful opponents, but when they face the weak, they will be more ferocious than the most ferocious wolves.

Leaving such a little girl here, a fool would know what was going to happen.But there is no way, this is the daughter of the Wu family.No matter how sympathetic Gouzi is, he is smart enough to keep her.

Ignoring the complicated look in Wu Mei's big eyes, she turned her head and walked out with a group of veterans.

Yunhao set up his camp helplessly, unable to leave.It took less than thirty miles in one day, and the old bastard Samurai Xun was delayed for a long time.This guy used a lot of saliva to tell Yunhao that the assassination was an accident, please trust his IQ.Yun Hao also expounded his point of view to him with a lot of saliva, and he would definitely not make things difficult for him because of this matter.

It's too late to send away the samurai Xun who was full of thanks.Forget it, just stay here for one night.Although Master Sheng Yan patted his chest and promised that he would be able to rush back to Yangzhou before sunset.Being kicked and rejected by Yunhao a few times, do you think my IQ is at the same level as that of a samurai?Any idiot knows what the hell your kid is up to.

Gouzi came back and seemed not in a good mood.Only after asking the people who went with him did he know the reason, Yun Hao reckoned that Wu Mei would be fine.A dignified generation of empresses who can't even deal with such trivial matters, dare to be called Wu Meiniang?

Didn’t the old man Yasheng once say that the heavens will send a great mission to the people, and they will surely suffer their hearts, minds, muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skins, making them...!Yun Hao thinks what the old man said is too correct, he is not a person who can do great things.Marching and riding horses are regarded as a kind of torture by him.

It was much more comfortable in the carriage now, with the fur cover and the stove.If there is a glass of grape wine, it will be more perfect.

The soldiers turned a blind eye to the specialization behavior of their own generals, and sharing the hardships of public affairs did not exist in the generals' minds.It is simply impossible to eat and live with the soldiers like the generals of other people's families.

A notable feature of Zuo Wuwei's march is that there are many carriages.The carriage was loaded with various supplies, and someone even drove a flock of sheep at the end.This is what distinguishes Zuo Wuwei from other armies. Other soldiers have to carry many things on their own.The Zuowuwei soldiers are lazy, as long as they are not in the war zone, they will even throw their spears into the carriage.It is good to carry a horizontal knife with you. Of course, guys who eat with a hand knife must carry it with them.

If other people's troops are besieged, they will run out of food in ten or eight days.Zuo Wuwei didn't know how to do it, even if he was besieged for a month.The besieged army will also find sadly that the guys inside have food and drink, and they seem to be more nourished than themselves.

It was Zuo Wuwei's routine to travel with him for a month.This is the case even in the south of the Yangtze River, which is the native land of the Tang Dynasty, so Zuo Wuwei's carriages and ox carts are especially numerous.

The mighty Zuo Wuwei army set out for Taizhou!In fact, Yangzhou is very close to the Yangtze River, but there is no large wharf.Yunhao brought a lot of things, so he had to go to Taizhou and get them to Jingjiang, where there was a big wharf.Opposite the Yangtze River is Jiangyin.The scout reported that Li Wenzhong's fleet was already waiting there.

After marching for several days, Jingjiang City was ahead.The county magistrate of Jingjiang was recommended by Li Shentong, and he heard that Yunhao had come.A long time ago, he had prepared a large pile of military supplies and waited by the roadside. Yun Hao saw that he really wanted to chop him up and throw him into the river.Who the hell told you to prepare women, there are hundreds of women on the side of the road.How do you let Lao Tzu's soldiers fight? Could it be that it is impossible to lead soldiers and prostitutes with the army? I am not a devil soldier.

Words rejected the kindness of the county magistrate of Jingjiang, this county magistrate named Li Yan was very witty.Immediately dismissed these singers, and kindly invited Shangguan to inspect the folk customs in his county.

It is a rule that the army of the Tang Dynasty is not as good as passing through the city.So when he was in Yangzhou, Yun Hao also intelligently stationed in Leitang Town.This is a person who knows the taste and easily solves the problem for Shangguan.To observe people's customs, how can you see clearly by looking at flowers on horseback? You have to stay and take a closer look before you can understand the people's conditions.

This is a promising official, Yun Hao believes that this person who is good at flattering has mastered the essence of being an official.It is estimated that when he became an official, it would not be a problem to get mixed up with others.

If someone gives you a step, you have to go down resolutely.To become a guy like Wei Zheng who hates people and dogs, Yun Hao is definitely destroying himself.Seeing that Wei Zheng went down to observe the people's sentiments, the county magistrates surrounded him to respect the habit of doctor censors.Specially select the poorest and poorest places for his old man to inspect.

Every meal is millet porridge mixed with wild vegetables, that kind of green sticky thing, even if Yun Hao is killed, he won't come out.I don't know how the old guy ate it. Anyway, when he returned to Chang'an, the old guy was crying in the Taiji Hall with snot and tears, ignoring Li Er's black face like a black pot, and ignoring that someone in Lintong had already started to lose weight. The facts described Li Er's world as a hell on earth.

Li Yan would not feed Yunhao millet paste mixed with wild vegetables. If he dared to do so, he would be whipped by Yunhao, and then he would be chopped into pieces by his boss Li Shentong.

Knowing that Duke Chu is the most famous gourmand in Chang'an City, the banquet went very smoothly.How does the big farm goose show respect to the Duke of Chu? The swan has no problem.What?Want to feed Chu Guogong to eat river fish?Are you out of your mind?The Yangtze River saury is also eaten by humans?Chinese sturgeon must be Chinese sturgeon.Although it looks a little ugly, it tastes good.

A whole bastard, a whole roasted crested ibis.When a steamed baiji was brought up, Yunhao had a new understanding of Li Yan's ability to destroy precious species.It’s just short of braised pandas and dry-stir-fried Siberian tigers...!
"Duke Chu is a famous general of our Tang Dynasty, who just defeated the conspiracy of the Japanese in Yangzhou. There is such a famous general as Duke Chu in the Tang Dynasty, so why worry about the chaos. Your majesty congratulates me, and congratulates my Tang Dynasty!" Li Yan raised his hand Wine glass, loud toast.

"Congratulations to my majesty! Congratulations to the Great Tang! I wish the Duke of Chu continuous victories in all battles, and bring peace to the south of the Yangtze River for me. Drink victory!" There are such subordinates as there are officers.Li Yan yelled, and the county magistrates and magistrates immediately began to flatter.

They are all shameless people who have been in the officialdom for a long time, and the flattery has amazing effects.Yun Hao was so dazed that he poured it into several big cups. These bastards are really stupid for not being an official.They are dark-hearted and shameless, and they have fully grasped the secrets of being an official.The grassroots cadres are all good, and Taizu's words are true.

These guys can not only persuade wine, but also write poetry.It makes people feel drowsy after listening to the elders and elders.But these bastards have a way, as long as Yun Hao shows tiredness, a group of fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged singers will immediately come up to dance.Yun Hao has no doubts, as long as he stays on a woman for a second longer, this woman will definitely appear on his bed tonight.

Don't dare to look more, or my bed will be overcrowded tonight.Although I have the heart, but considering the bones of the body, let it go.No matter how thick the iron rod is, it will be ground into a needle.No matter how strong the old cow is, he will die of exhaustion!A guy like Liu Hongji who is so talented can't learn without a good body.

An ugly fat man got a wet hand, really a wet hand.There is a well in the sky and it is empty alone, and the stars fall in the sky and the rivers reflect the pupils.The streams and springs reflect the flowers, and the isolated island of Songjiang has a maple leaf.The apricots and cherry blossoms by the lake in the South China Sea are full of vermilion and fall without sound.The beauty Ji in the Immortal Valley, love becomes a dream on the island where food is exhausted.Wild geese fly freely in Xisai Mountain, and small bridges soak in fragrant gardens.The withered vines in the martial arts garden are empty and the orchids are left, and Li's eyebrows are full of spring.

The poems rhyme and have rich connotations.It is really the best of what Yunhao has seen and heard, but this poem seems to contain a lot of names.There is a very familiar feeling that the Japanese culture is indeed extensive and profound.

I was thinking about chrysanthemums and swords, when suddenly a ten-year-old child stood up.On her childish face, there was a look of pride.

Lead Yi to resign the sea, touch the net to go to the mountains.Between the wings and the cage, Yansi Caixia end.Mu Lu's courteous voice is sharp, and Ye Ying's outlier is cold.It is very precious to be able to speak, and help each other to remember Chang'an.

Yunhao's eyes lit up, what a poem!
"Who is this son?"

Li Yan immediately jumped out, facing Yun Hao and landed on the ground. "The dog Li Yifu ran into the father-in-law and hopes that the father-in-law will make amends."

Li Yifu...!
PS: That poem is purely for entertainment, it doesn’t have to be true.hehe!
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