lazy tang

Chapter 525

Sure enough, as Yunhao expected, Jieli's Qikou lost most of its troops.With the remnants of the defeated general, he was about to join Xue Yantuo, but he didn't expect to meet Tang Jian on the way.

Mr. Tang Jian really lived up to the name of a big fool, after some persuasion, he succeeded in making Xieli hesitate.hesitate……!Just hesitation is enough!Li Jing would not give Xieli any chance, he was like a ferocious jackal.On a snowy night, Xieli was successfully attacked.

In the chaos, the Turks couldn't figure out how many people had come. Some of their subordinates surrendered and some were killed.At the first moment, Xieli galloped out on a thousand-mile horse.After galloping on the wilderness for three days and three nights, he plunged his head into the arms of Zhang Baoxiang, the deputy chief of the march of the same group.

It's a pie in the sky, but it's still made of pure beef.Zhang Baoxiang immediately sent this big baby to Chang'an for exhibition.The king of the prairie is now treated like a Tibetan mastiff.

Big shots are used to entertain the public. Li Er's celebration banquet has been held eight times, and Mr. Jie Li will be taken out for a walk every time he drinks to the climax.

The Turks were defeated in the First World War, which made Li Yuan completely disheartened.At that time, he even had the idea of ​​moving the capital to avoid the Turks.Unexpectedly, the second son made a move.The sharp sword hanging over Chang An's head was ruthlessly crushed.

At the most grand banquet, Li Yuan, who had not been out of the mountain for a long time, finally walked down from the mahjong table.After drinking too much, Li Yuan played the piano shirtless, and Li Er went off in person.Stretching her arms and kicking her legs, Hu Xuan danced coquettishly.

I thought I had reached the climax, but Yunhao was still wrong.After dancing, Li Er didn't even wipe off his sweat.He actually ran to Li Yuan and knelt down, and then kissed Li Yuan's breast under Yun Hao's astonished eyes.

Rated!Absolutely restricted!Yun Hao couldn't believe his eyes, knowing that your family has Hu blood.But you can't be so violent...!
Yun Hao really wanted to cover his eyes, but the others in the Tai Chi Hall howled like wolves.Li Shentong's eyes were red, and he was beating his chest like a king kong.Li Daozong jumped onto the table, waving his hands like a madman.

The Li family members are all perverts, this is the first reaction in Yunhao's mind.Ignoring those mentally disturbed people, Yunhao walked up to Xieli who was being led like a dog.

"Hey...! Do you remember me?" Yun Hao tapped Jie Li on the head with his wine glass.The chain around his neck collapsed very tightly, not afraid of him biting.

"You are...!" Jieli said a little confused.He has no intention of biting. If he had a tail at this time, he would shake it without hesitation.

"Irreverent! This is the Duke of Chu in the Tang Dynasty." The guard who was leading Jie Li whipped his whip on Jie Li's back.The fat on Jie Li's face twitched in pain, he quickly bowed his head and said, "Little man Jie Li, I have seen the Duke of Chu."

Yun Hao glanced at the young bodyguard, Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of Old Cheng. He was born with muscles at the age of 16, and his mind was full of bloody thoughts of killing enemies and making contributions on the battlefield.This time, he led the cavalry to capture Xieli.Zhang Baoxiang was very knowledgeable and sent him to escort Jieli to Chang'an.As soon as Li Er was happy, he stayed in the palace as a guard.At the same time, he promised his daughter Qinghe to Cheng Chumo.

"I went to Turkic more than ten years ago, and you were very powerful at that time. In the sixth year of Wude, I guarded Shuofang. You were also very proud at that time! The year before last, you almost became the master of this city. Now you How does it feel to be in Chang'an?" After giving Cheng Chumo a smile, Yun Hao continued to talk to Jie Li.

"So you are the one who guards Shuofang, disrespect! Disrespect!" The neck was strangled, and Xieli's face turned red.But he still tried to keep a smile on his face.

"You are the king of the grassland, why are you being led like a dog?" Yun Hao hit Xieli on the head with his wine glass again.

"Hmph! They are all those idiots who don't know how to resist when the enemy comes. What can I do by myself!" Hearing Yunhao's words, Xieli actually growled a little.

"Crack!" Another whip hit Xieli's back!Cheng Chumo seemed puzzled, and then whipped him a few more times.How can a prisoner of war still have the heart of a king in his heart.There are already enough kings in the Tang Dynasty, and there must be no more.

Cheng Chumo's hand was very strong, and Xieli's back was covered with blood after a few whips.Jie Li was in so much pain that tears and snot flowed from her nose, and she cried very sadly.Tears and snot all over the face is disgusting!

Yun Hao lost interest in talking again. It was very unpleasant not to see the legendary hero who would take death as his home. The one in front of him is a worthless person. Why should he sign an alliance with Li Er on the Weishui River?Aren't men on the grassland afraid of death? Why did everything change when they came to Jieli?
Let the waiter fill his cup with the strongest steamed wine, and said to Xieli with a smile: "To the king of the grassland." After speaking, he poured a glass of wine that was not much different from alcohol into Xieli's back. back.

The screams like killing a pig sounded instantly, and Yun Hao felt much more at ease.He can't forget the tragic scene of Hebei being abused by the Turks, and the Han women who were killed by the Turks in the city of Zhuozhou.Jieli looks like Li Er's baby, so he can't be killed.There is only so much you can do!

The scream successfully attracted Li Er's attention, and Li Er, who was immersed in the filial piety of his father and son, was very dissatisfied.How can there be discordant voices in the political show that I put on.

"Yunhao, what are you doing?" Fang Xuanling, the roundworm in Li Er's stomach, immediately asked in a pretentious manner.

"Xie Li has injuries on his body, and I'm healing him. If he doesn't die, everyone will be less happy!" Yun Hao shrugged indifferently, and threw the wine glass on Xie Li's face casually.The heavy bronze wine bottle immediately smashed Xieli until his nose bleeds profusely.This was the result of Yun Hao's lack of strength, otherwise he might have been crushed to death.

"Oh! It turns out that this is the case. The old man also came to help the eagle on the grassland heal his wounds." Li Yuan suddenly became interested. He had raised troops in Taiyuan back then.Due to the situation, he once surrendered to the Turks, which has always been cited by Li Yuan as a shame in his life.Now that I have the opportunity, how can I not take revenge.

A jar of spirits was poured down from Xieli's head, and Li Yuan's mood immediately became much happier amidst Xieli's screams.

Li Er waved his hand at Cheng Chumo, if he continued playing like this, this big baby would be played to death.Now I still need this guy to look like a baby, to show those separatist forces a good look.Against Datang, what will happen.

The banquet continued, and Li Yuan was in a very good mood.The father and son ended up together, stretching their arms and legs like madmen.

Finally I know that Li Er's Hu Xuan is so coquettish for Mao.Li Yuan's Hu Xuan is only more coquettish than his son.

Yunhao knew that this was their father and son trying to reconcile.In front of Li Er's illustrious martial arts, Li Yuan began to back down.This son is indeed stronger than himself.In just three years, the Tang Empire has already shown its ferocious fangs.From then on, it will show its fangs and claws to its heart's content.Achieve the powerful Tang Dynasty that has been praised by the Han people for thousands of years!
Both Li Er and Li Yuan were tired from dancing, and Li Yuan panted for a while.The waiter brought a small plate, Yun Hao wanted to run away when he saw what was in the plate.

Skillfully pinch the small note and skillfully sprinkle the shredded tobacco.Skillfully twist off the front point, and skillfully light a match.He also knows that the matches should be buckled in the hand to prevent the wind.

There was no wind in the Taiji Hall, but Yunhao felt cold all over his body.Because Li Er next to him also rolled one.The father and son were puffing clouds at each other, and they didn't know what they were talking about, so they started laughing happily.

It's over!It's over!With its unique characteristics, tobacco began to wreak havoc on the aristocratic class in the Tang Dynasty.Look at Li Daozong, Li Xiaogong and the others can tell by their envious eyes.Sooner or later, these two guys cannot escape the scourge of tobacco.No wonder Li Shentong came to the house a few days ago to take away a sack of shredded tobacco.Even if Yunhao hid the shredded tobacco in the bedroom, it still didn't help.

The words are beautiful, and you can take anything at his house.There is no problem with his wife!
Hearing this, Yun Hao has the urge to kill someone, your wife is over 60 damn it.I have no shortage of grandma!
Just thinking about it, Li Daozong and Li Xiaogong came over. "Grand Chu! I heard that that thing came from your family? Share some of it with your brothers. After so many years of friendship, I don't know how to share with my brothers if there are good things." The Li family has thick skins, and they say things justly. .It made it seem like Yunhao should feel guilty once!
"This thing is precious! One tael of gold and one tael of shredded tobacco, do you two want to smoke?" Yun Hao asked without hesitation.Since the raging of tobacco cannot be controlled, it is necessary to control the price of tobacco.Selling the price at a sky-high price can also stop the spread of tobacco a little bit.

"One tael of gold!" The two lords of the Li family stared at each other at the same time.

Just when Yun Hao thought they were giving up, suddenly both of them nodded in unison. "Give the old man two catties!"

"The old man also wants two catties, and I will ask you to send money to your house tomorrow."

Yun Hao was speechless, he forgot that the more expensive the thing, the more face it has.As soon as my own price is raised, it is estimated that the noble class of the entire Tang Dynasty will be poisoned by tobacco.No way, when smoking has become a problem of face, the price is not a problem.

This is like the Apple mobile phone of later generations, the more expensive it is, the more people will sell it.Sell ​​cheap domestic mobile phones, but there are a bunch of people rushing to find faults.

The banquet lasted until dawn, when the guests and hosts had a good time.

We need to make good preparations, when the flowers bloom in the warm spring next year.The killers will come back, the grassland is very fat.All of them are fattened into pigs, how can they be done without slaughtering and bleeding.

When I went to Lao Qin's house a few days ago, I saw an agate the size of a table top.It was Lao Cheng who got it back for Qin Qiong, saying that he wanted his elder brother to use this thing to eat, and it was delicious!

The dining table made of his mother's natural agate looks sweet.

It doesn't matter whether Qin Qiong is sweet or not, Yun Hao sleeps all day after returning home, very sweet!

(End of this chapter)