lazy tang

Chapter 522 The Big Accident in the Bathhouse

"Boy, what makes this wine so delicious. When you leave, bring two barrels for this old man." Li Shentong sat on the rattan chair, shaking the glass in his hand.

The Yun family always has something good to offer, even a glass of wine is different from other people's.The golden wine seems to be made of gold, and it is indeed a good thing to drink with a clear taste.

"Two barrels...! There is only one barrel in the world, and this wine is called tequila. There were only so many grown last year. If you want to drink again, you have to wait until next year." The biggest feature of tequila is that it is brewed after brewing. , need to settle for more than one year.Otherwise, the wine pulp will not be such a golden yellow color, and the taste will be much worse.

"Hey...! Nine out of ten things in the world are unsatisfactory! After two years, I don't know if I can drink this wine." Li Shentong drank the wine in his glass and said a little lonely.In any case, the problem of his son's status as king was resolved at the beginning of the year.When he died, it was logical to inherit his title of prince.Anyway, the children and grandchildren will be rich and honored for a few years.There is only so much that can be done, and the children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and the future things have to be done by the children and grandchildren themselves.

"Why are you so lonely? Your old body has always been strong. A few years ago, we men were still fighting for things. Now it's time to enjoy the blessings, why are you talking about this all of a sudden?" Yun Hao looked at Li Shentong in surprise, This old guy has always been optimistic, how could he say such decadent words today?
"Strong? Old people don't care about their muscles and bones! This person is getting old, and he feels uncomfortable every day, which is considered to be Chinese New Year. Here, a few teeth have loosened. It seems that he can't last long! I'm old. , do you know? Now the old man always wets his shoes when he urinates, and the concubine Ji in the mansion doesn't even bother to touch it." Li Shentong took a sip of his wine and turned his head to the sky to express his bitterness and hatred.

"You're talking nonsense. I heard that you just took in a 16-year-old concubine last month."

"That's not true, you have the heart but not the strength!" Li Shentong said irritably.

"Eh...!" Yun Hao was speechless.You are more than 70 years old, even if you have a body made of diamonds.I can't stand your hustle and bustle!Marrying a 16-year-old girl with yellow flowers, isn't that a death sentence?

"Both the concubines in your house are pregnant?" Seeing Yun Hao's silence, Li Shentong suddenly turned his head.asked wretchedly.

Yunhao was a little surprised, Lao Tzu's wife was pregnant.What are you doing with your eyebrows all over your face? Is it appropriate for the majestic Tang Prince to be so wretched?

"Ah! It's all there! Mr. Sun showed it, and it's been more than four months since I started to show my pregnancy. What's the matter?"

"Bring the secret recipe!" Li Shentong stretched out his hand with a smirk, and weighed it twice.

"Secret recipe?" Yun Hao was a little puzzled, when did he have the secret recipe.

"It's the secret recipe for doing that at night!" Seeing that Yunhao was not on the road, Li Shentong pointed it out.His eyes were still flicking around, as if he was afraid of being overheard.

"I...!" Yun Hao almost spit out his wine after taking a sip.It turns out that the old guy is here to ask for aphrodisiacs. Damn your 70-year-old kidney can compare with my 20-year-old kidney?Do I need to take aphrodisiac medicine?
never mind!Aphrodisiac, this thing is what every man needs.What's more, the old guy is in his seventies and eighties, and he really needs this thing.

"There is a thing called Cynomorium, which is available in Longyou. Send someone to buy some, peel and slice it. Add goji berries to make porridge and drink it. One bowl every morning. It will take half a month to see results!

Also, it's winter time.Send out a sea cucumber to eat every morning, whether you eat it raw or cook it.As for tiger whips and deer whips, it is the medicine of tigers and wolves. Eating too much is not good for your health. "Yunhao thought about the secret recipe for strengthening yang that he knew. Forget about seal oil, there are not many seals in Bohai Bay now. If this old guy finds out, it will not lead to the extinction of seals in Bohai Bay.

"Speak slowly, the old man is getting old. Come here, bring a pen and ink!"

If this is not his home, Yun Hao has the urge to cover his face and run away.

After more than four months, Dugu Wanwan's pregnancy reaction became more serious.Basically, it has reached the point where I can't get out of bed, and throw up whatever I eat or drink.At any rate, Yunhao stewed a pigeon with ginseng and forced it to eat.This is still how to replenish qi during pregnancy, how can it be adjusted when it is time to give birth.Yun Hao panicked just thinking about it!
In the final analysis, it is better to be a hard-working person.Xiner didn't have any problems, and it was also four months.There was hardly any pregnancy reaction, and a few sips of yellow water in the morning show was enough to deal with it.Big buns with vegetables and meat, one person can eat eight.I have to give up two bowls of porridge just for this, so the **** shouldn't be called a bowl, it should be called a basin.

After breakfast, I was thinking about what to have for lunch.He ate a whole juicy elbow for dinner, and he had to ask his maid to make some supper in the middle of the night.In less than half a month, the person just gained a lot of weight.The oval face has a serious tendency to develop into a pancake face!

Yun Hao is going to be very worried, and he will continue to follow this trend.It's okay to be fat before giving birth to a child.At least it feels good to the touch, but with such sufficient nutrition, the child will grow very big.The size of the child is directly related to the safety of the mother.The child is too big, and the risk factor of having a child rises sharply.

After a few words of persuasion, he began to wipe his tears.One Lin Daiyu in the family is already dying, and the two Lin Daiyu Yunhao feels his head has grown several times.

Zhang Miaoke didn't care about these things, anyway Xin'er asked the cook to do whatever she wanted.She doesn't need to get up early and stay late, and if she doesn't give food and drink, she might even get a reputation as a mean doctor.Zhang Miaoke, who is the wife of the third rank, attaches great importance to her reputation.

Mrs. Zhao firmly encourages Xiner's food.As long as you want to eat, you can order someone to get it immediately.In her opinion, as long as a white and fat grandson is born, other things are not important.

With Zhao's encouragement and Zhang Miaoke's connivance.Xin'er had a tendency to intensify. During lunch, she independently killed a whole fat chicken.After wiping his shiny mouth, he went to the bathhouse to take a comfortable hot bath, and then began a wonderful afternoon nap.

"If you get used to it like this, something will happen. Do you know that if the child is too big, it will be difficult to give birth." Looking at Xin'er with exaggerated buttocks, Yun Hao said to Zhang Miaoke a little annoyed.If you don't know Zhang Miaoke's temperament, you may think she is murdering.

"It's a good thing to be able to eat, just like Wanwan? Laying on the bed all day, eating and vomiting. I just had someone make potato shreds and sent it to me. I can finally eat a little. The things you married are enough. Worrying. It's not easy to be a concubine as a big woman, if you really control Xin'er's diet, what will people say about me!

Those who know are afraid of eating too much fat, those who don't know think that I am jealous and abuse my concubine. What Zhang Miaoke said made Yunhao lose his temper. There is some truth to what this girl said.

Yuan'er ate silently without saying a word.In a big family, children are the pillars of support.A concubine who fails to give birth to a male and a half female is a seriously unqualified concubine.This was in Yun's house, if he was in someone else's house, he might be thrown out.Not all the girls who are sold to brothels every year are the daughters of good families.

Yun Hao picked up a chopstick dish for Yuan'er, and ate in silence.She obviously worked very hard, but she still couldn't get pregnant with herself and there was nothing she could do.Several times, Yun Hao even counted the days and purposely avoided Yuan'er's safe period.Just like that, it didn't make Yuan'er's belly bigger.

"Daddy! I'm done eating!" Baby Yun finished his meal, wiped his face full of rice grains and was about to leave.In the end, he was captured by Zhang Miaoke and wiped his face clean.Immediately ran out like a fully wound machine spring!I don't understand why children like to run so much.

Xiao Hua, the panda in the yard, saw her master coming out, and immediately followed him enthusiastically.The little master finished eating, and it was his turn to eat next.

"It's not a solution for the child to play foolishly all day long. Should I find a husband for him? The baby is the eldest son, so what can we do if he is so deserted." Zhang Miaoke looked at his son who ran out, and said worriedly.The eldest son of someone else's family started studying at the age of four.Li Ke and Qing Que in the palace are only more than a year older than Baby Yun, and they can already recite many enlightenment articles.

When Zhang Miaoke entered the palace, he often saw his eldest grandson showing off.After returning, she often muttered in front of Yunhao about finding a husband for the child.

"Four-year-old children are just playing. Children's creativity and imagination are developed at this time. At this time, you let him read some enlightenment things, not to teach children to be stupid. Our children, Just learn to write some characters at home. The Three Character Classics in my study, and the names of hundreds of families, are given to the children.

You look at those rotten Confucian things, Sima Xiangru's "Fanjiang", Shi You's "Jijiu", Li Chang's "Yuan Shang", Yang Xiong's "Xun Zhuan", Jia Fang's "You Xi Pian, Zhang Yi's Pi Cang, Cai Yong's Encouraging Learning, Sheng Huang Pian, Huang Chu Pian, Women's History Pian, Ban Gu's Tai Jia Pian, Zai Xi Pian , Cui Yuan's "Flying Dragon", Zhu Yu's "Youth Learning", Fan Gong's "Guang Cang", Lu Ji's "Wu Zhang", Zhou Xingsi's "Thousand Characters", Shu Xi's "Enlightenment", Gu Kaizhi "Min Meng Ji", as well as "Miscellaneous Characters" and "Varuin Difficult Words".

These old people are hard to see, are you sure you want to teach your children?When the child is seven years old, he will go to our academy to go to school.There is an academy in my own home, so why go to someone else's home to learn. "Yunhao couldn't understand Li Gang and Kong Yingda's behavior the most, what a good child they taught him.

Li Chengqian became a pervert, and Li Tai and Li Qingque became careerists.There is also a sullen Li Ke, and a lot of princesses who have become sluts.This is the result of their teaching!But I dare not hand over my own children to them. Without him, I am just afraid of learning badly.

"You are the head of the family, so you can do whatever you want. It's just that you teach the three-character scriptures and the hundred surnames? Or do you teach them as a concubine? People can say, it's my fault if I don't raise my father."

Looking at Zhang Miaoke's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Yun Hao finally understood.It turned out that this bitch was only thinking about teaching her son herself, so she thought about it.Zhang Miaoke took care of all the messy things outside the house.In the past, there was Dugu Wanwan who could help, but now that Dugu Wanwan is pregnant, she doesn't even have a helper.

There is no way, the question of teaching children to read and write falls on my own head.Thinking about the kindergarten education of future generations, it should be no problem...!
The whole family was talking while eating, when they suddenly saw Xin'er's maid, Yan Hong, running in like a lunatic.Knocking over the servant who was removing the table, he knelt down on the ground with a "plop".

Zhang Miaoke was furious and was about to curse.But I heard Yan Hong crying and saying: "It's not good, Mrs. Guo, Madam. Madam Xin'er fell and bled a lot. I can't get up anymore!"

Zhang Miaoke stood up immediately after hearing Yanhong's words.Yun Hao had already run to the bathroom in a hurry!

"Come back! Come on, hurry up and hold the Duke back. It's unlucky for a man to bump into this kind of thing!" Seeing Yun Hao running away, Zhang Miaoke remembered.Jumping and roaring, the maids and women in the hall were in a mess.

Yun's bathhouse is huge, and the pool can be used as a small swimming pool.Yun Hao rushed to the entrance of the bathhouse at a speed of [-] meters, but was stopped by a group of people.It doesn't work for Yunhao to beat him, scold him, or even threaten to kill him.It was just not letting Yunhao in, listening to Xin'er who kept wailing inside.Yunhao's heart is about to break!
Zhang Miaoke rushed over from behind, pulled Yun Hao's robe and said: "I dare not let you in for such a thing, the whole family will not survive if something happens to you. I go in and have a look, you are waiting here. Just wait!

What are you doing stupidly?Hurry up, go to invite uncle, and then go to invite Daoist Sun. Holding back Yunhao, Zhang Miaoke yelled at the messed up servants like a tigress.

The chaotic scene suddenly calmed down.

After ordering someone to watch Yunhao, Zhang Miaoke walked into the bathhouse.Inside, Xin'er's cry sounded like she was killing a pig.Yun Hao was as anxious as a donkey pulling a mill, circling in circles in the yard.

It's all my fault that I didn't tell them, although the clogs are good.Can be the easiest slippery on the marble floor, damn it.When I repaired the bathhouse myself, I had to follow the standards of later generations, so I got a marble floor.Later generations have non-slip slippers, but in this era there are only clogs.

Sure enough, I only found out after asking the maid.The strap of the clogs broke, and Xiner slipped and sat on the ground heavily, her lower body began to bleed.

Zhang Wenzhong rushed over, took a look at Yunhao and walked in.Not long after, Sun Simiao also came.He also took a look at Yunhao and walked in.

I don't know what tricks the two of them used, anyway, Xin'er's screams became smaller and smaller.In the end, he couldn't hear it at all, and Yunhao's heart ached again.Don't let anything happen, don't let anything happen.

The maid came out from inside, ran away like a wolf with the medicine list in her hand.Yun Hao stopped the question and didn't stand up to answer.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhang Miaoke came out from inside with a very ugly expression on his face.

"Ah Lang! Child, it's gone!"

(End of this chapter)