lazy tang

Chapter 520 Depressed Duke Chu
Yun Hao planned to completely disappear among the nobles in Chang'an, and he was like a lady like everyone else on weekdays.Pregnant women always have a lot of things to do, and Xiner always wants to eat meat.Sour and hot girl, but every day she puts effort into the big fat body, what is this saying?

Braised pork in brown sauce and braised pork with pickled vegetables are all fat and lean meat, which suits Xiner's appetite.One meal can eat two large plates by itself, and even a small bowl of rice.When I wake up in the morning, I just feel nauseous, and I don't vomit much.The belly doesn't show much, but the bust is a bit good.

Dugu Wanwan suffered, she vomited early in the morning.Or throw up whatever you eat, even if you drink saliva.Grabbing Yunhao's clothes every day, he would cry whenever Yunhao was out of sight.It seemed that Yunhao would not want her anytime soon!
In the morning, I brought millet porridge to feed my little wife.At noon, I have to cook for another little wife myself, so I managed to stay up until the afternoon to take a nap.As soon as he lay down, he saw Yuan'er crawling in and murmuring like a cat.After dealing with the little wife, he took the panda's son and came to play with him again.The helpless Yunhao can only keep his spirits up, he still has to play the role of a good father.After a tiring day, Zhang Miaoke had to deal with Zhang Miaoke who still wanted a son at night.

Yun Hao felt very depressed, did his wife marry a little too much?I can't take care of my four wives. I really don't know how Liu Hongji's bastard's family can manage more than 100 people.Duke Kui really lived up to his reputation.

tired!It's so fucking tiring, Yun Hao felt like he was dealing with a few women at home.Much more tiring than his mother's war, and it's just because of a mother who doesn't pick things.If there is another unruly old lady, Yun Hao feels that he doesn't have to live.

Mrs. Zhao is smiling every day, looking at this daughter-in-law.Look at that daughter-in-law, holding hands and asking for warmth, she puts on a full appearance of a good mother-in-law.After seeing my daughter-in-law every day, I went to the Buddhist hall to chant sutras.According to her old man, she begged for these two children from the gods and Buddhas.Now that you have made a great wish, you have to think about fulfilling it.

In order to fulfill her wish, the old lady went to the Daci'en Temple in person.I don't know how much lamp oil money was donated, anyway, after her old man left.Da Ci'en Temple began to be renovated, and the gold powder on the statue of Sakyamuni sculpted by the craftsman is as thick as a finger.

Yun Hao was very depressed, as if his two children were handled by gods and Buddhas.If that's the case, Yun Hao doesn't mind taking Xiong Kuo Hai to Tianzhu to kill those descendants of Gods and Buddhas.

Fortunately, I have my eldest son with a snotty nose to accompany me.It's just that it's not good to lead the panda every day. After all, it's a beast. If one day I can't think of giving my son a paw, things will get worse.

Yun Hao never forgot that no matter how cute a panda is, it's still a bear.This thing is faster than a leopard, faster than Liu Xiang in a [-]-meter run, and has a bite force comparable to a crocodile.

A few days ago, Li Er came to Tongxing Palace to hunt, and brought a few Tibetan mastiffs as tribute from the Tubo people to show off.He is here to show off, whoever uses a stupid dog like a Tibetan mastiff as a hunting dog.Dogs that can be hunting dogs are not smart enough to compete with each other.

At first, he was afraid that the fat and stupid dog would scare the child, but when the snot-nosed baby Yun led Xiao Hua out.The few Tibetan mastiffs that claimed to be able to split ligers and tigers were immediately as quiet as earth dogs.Li Er was so angry that he kicked a few times. It is said that no one has seen those Tibetan mastiffs since he returned to the palace.I don't know whether it was buried in the imperial garden to make flower fertilizer, or sent to the imperial kitchen to make dog meat hot pot.

According to Li Er's Hades temperament, Yun Hao thinks the latter is more likely.

In his spare time, he would be dragged to the academy by Mr. Yu.At a young age, the more confused he is now, the more he looks like a curious baby, and he keeps asking questions all day long.Yun Hao felt that if he continued with this momentum, it would not be surprising if the old guy came to him one day and told him that he wanted to study airplanes.

The trip to Korea was fruitful, and what Yunhao is most proud of now is the crops growing in the field.There are long big leaves and a lot of cob corn on the strong corn stalks.The corn wrapped in light green leaves has begun to head, and it only needs to wait a few days before it can be eaten.

I really miss the taste of roasted corn and corn stubble porridge.Unexpectedly, it was already available in Datang thousands of years ago.As for sweet potatoes, several acres have already been planted.This thing is famous for its high yield, and it is estimated that thousands of acres of land will be planted with this thing next year.

Yun Hao doesn't plan to plant this thing all over the world, eating too many sweet potatoes hurts the stomach.Besides, with such a magical high-yielding grain as corn, who would eat sweet potatoes all day long?This thing is actually not as good as potatoes. Potatoes actually provide more calories than sweet potatoes.And there are many dishes made, cut into thin shreds, and add some vinegar when cooking.After frying, put a few peppers.

Hot and sour potato shreds are Zhang Miaoke's favorite now, and he must have a plate for every meal.Yun Hao is ordering people to make utensils, trying to make a lot of vermicelli in the first autumn.In the winter, a meal of sauerkraut stewed vermicelli would not be exchanged for a prince.

"A Lang! I want to eat that red thing." Thinking of food, Dugu Wanwan pulled Yun Hao's skirt and acted coquettishly.Pregnant women have delicate mouths, but they only like to eat tomato and egg noodles.

Poor child, he has never eaten tomato and egg noodles since he grew up.When Yunhao made tomato and egg noodles for the first time, Dugu Wanwan didn't even dare to put down her chopsticks.She couldn't figure out what that red thing was.

But seeing Yunhao eating to his heart's content, he wasn't afraid anymore.Picking up the big bowl, Siri started to eat it.The image of a lady in the past is gone.

When Li Er came, he also ate a bowl of egg noodles with tomatoes.As a result, before leaving, he took a cart of tomatoes from Yun's house.Now that Li Er was sent, it would be hard for Li Yuan not to send him away.

The old guy is now huddled in the Da'an Palace, ready to disappear in Chang'an City just like Yun Hao.In fact, the old guy can't leave Da'an Palace either.As long as he travels, there are usually thousands of people in battle.The head of the guard is either Yu Chigong or Cheng Zhijie.When Duan Zhixuan was in the capital, he would also make a guest appearance.Anyway, none of Li Er's cronies dared to let him out.

Li Er may feel that he has done too much, in order to make up for his father's spiritual trauma.Li Er didn't put money and women in Li Yuan's hands without principle, and the small Da'an Palace already had a tendency to be overcrowded.

Now no one dares to go to Da'an Palace to communicate with Li Yuan, not even Li Yuan's best friend Pei Ji.Yun Hao didn't have the habit of looking for draws, and if Li Er hadn't asked him to enter the palace to see Li Yuan, he wouldn't have gone to Da'an Palace either.

There is a cartload of sweet potatoes, and a cartload of potatoes.Break another basket of corn and two baskets of tomatoes.Yun Hao came to Da'an Palace swaggeringly!

After not seeing him for almost a year, Li Yuan became almost unrecognizable to Yunhao.Sitting on the chair, Li Yuan was shirtless, with a tiger skin under his buttocks, and a flagon in his hand.There are two more, almost naked beauties on the left and right.In front of him, two fat women were pushing back and forth in the middle of the arena.A good Da'an Temple, now it looks like a thieves' cottage.

Sumo wrestling is one of the favorite sports of Chang'an nobles, and every family has two sumo wrestlers.But it's a bit too much for you to make female sumo wrestlers just like male sumo wrestlers, shirtless and only wearing loincloths.

Might as well be naked!
For some unknown reason, Li Yuan slapped his beard all over his face.There are also many beards that are white, and the strong muscles on the chest are now hanging on the stomach.The fat on the belly is piled up on the crotch.The loose old skin seems to be pine bark, and if you look closely, there are many age spots.Yun Hao can be sure that this person is useless.Even if he is restored now, I'm afraid he won't have the courage anymore.

As long as this person is surrounded by alcohol and sex, his health will not be in good health.But if you think about it, if you don't even drink or drink in this life, you must have a healthy body.

"It's rare for someone to enter this old man's Da'an Palace. You are quite courageous. Come here and have a drink!" Li Yuan saw Yun Hao coming in, and sat on the chair carelessly.He took a big sip of wine and said with a breath of alcohol in his mouth.

Yun Hao took the golden bottle handed over by the palace man, luckily it was made from grapes.The ice fish jingled loudly inside, and the dark red wine was like blood.

"Da'an Palace, Da'an Palace. If the Supreme Emperor continues like this, how can he be in peace? Erbajia's body looks like a crisp, and she cuts a fool with a sword at her waist. The head is not seen in the open, but secretly makes the king's bone marrow dry." Yun Hao took a sip. Putao Niang, looked at the two women who were fighting off the court and said.

"Hehe! You did a good job with this poem, but what I am thinking now is that peony flowers will die, and being a ghost will be romantic. In this life, I will be very romantic, and it is also a pleasure to be in the flowers when I grow old." Li Yuan took another sip of wine, There was a strong smell of decadence all over his body.

"The boy is not as lucky as the Supreme Emperor. Having four wives is enough for the boy to keep busy. But the boy is good at scratching his mouth. Today, I brought some fresh food for the Emperor to try." Can't stand the old man Guy, in front of Yun Hao, he groped the beauty's chest.

I really don't understand what hobbies these two men from the Li family have, they keep their eyes on underage girls.What the hell, does that have boobs...!It's like a certainty!

"Your other skills are worth talking about, but this food dish is the best in my Tang Dynasty. Look, old man, what are these?" Li Yuan looked at the things Yun Hao brought up, but found that he didn't recognize any of them.

The red fruit is very round, and the skin reflects a touch of luster.It looked pretty, but Li Yuan didn't know how to eat it.I picked it up and looked at it for a long time, but I just didn't know what to say.

There are also those two ugly things that look like taro, but they are definitely not taro.With Li Yuan's experience, he didn't know what it was.

Li Yuan picked up this and put that down.After carefully looking at it for a long time, I didn't understand what these things in front of me were.

"Why haven't I seen these things before? Where did you get them?" Li Yuan said suspiciously.He wasn't worried that Yunhao would poison himself to death, even if there was a glass of poisoned wine in front of him, he would dare to drink it.If you get involved in this kind of thing, whether you die or not is the same thing.Maybe it would be nice to be dead!

"I brought it back from Korea, and I almost died in Liaodong because of these things. It's not an exaggeration to say that it took a lot of hard work. That green thing is called corn, and it is guaranteed to produce twenty or thirty shi per mu. That The ones called potatoes are even more powerful, and the yield per mu can reach [-] shi. The ones called sweet potatoes are similar, but they are not good for the stomach and cannot be eaten as food.

The worst thing is this thing called a tomato, which can be used as both a vegetable and a melon.It is sour and sweet in the mouth, and it is the best appetizer when mixed with sugar in summer.Just like the kid, I will send you some, you can try it! " Yun Hao said, took a bite of the tomato. The red juice immediately flowed down the corner of his mouth.

Following Yunhao's example, Li Yuan picked up a tomato and took a bite.His eyes lit up immediately, and he ate the tomatoes in two bites.The taste buds anesthetized by alcohol seem to be much better.

With a wave of his hand, the fat sumo woman stepped back. **The beauty also retreated, and the two strolled to the royal kitchen.The emperor and the Supreme Emperor wanted to eat, so Yunhao couldn't escape being a cook.They are the only ones who are qualified to let Yun Hao, who is the Duke of the state, cook.

For sweet potatoes, just wash them and steam them in a pan.Steamed thoroughly, peel off the skin and mash it into a bowl.Stack them on a plate to look like mountains, and sprinkle some sugar on top.It looks good, and it tastes sweet and soft in the mouth, which is most suitable for the elderly like Li Yuan.

Hot and sour potato shreds should be Li Yuan's favorite, and the chef's knife skills are very good.The shredded potatoes are cut like strands of hair, and the fried taste is sour and paired with red peppers, it looks appetizing.

Li Yuan sucked down a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, and tasted the sweet potato.Li Yuan really liked the hot and sour potato shreds, there was not even chili left on a plate.

Now I am sitting on the horse, peeling open an old corn and gnawing on it.

"This Great Tang Empire belongs to your Li family, so I don't have the right to speak. But you really don't want to see with your own eyes what the Great Tang Empire you created will become in His Majesty's hands?" Yun Hao also said. I'm eating old corn, I haven't eaten it for many years.

"What has become of it has something to do with the old man? Jian Jian is dead, and Yuanji is dead. Erlang is the emperor now, what is the old man? The Supreme Emperor? Look around, what is the difference between the Supreme Emperor and the prisoner. Hmph! Back then You also have a part in the matter. Outside the Xuanwu Gate, you are very majestic." Li Yuan gnawed the old corn intently, without even looking at Yunhao.

"Why doesn't it matter? You created this empire by yourself, so you don't want to see what it will become? Under your rule, the Great Tang Empire was full of flames. During the Wude years, the boy was always sending troops. Only one child was born!
Is corn delicious?This thing can produce twenty or thirty stones per mu of land.With the addition of potatoes and sweet potatoes, there will be no more worries about hunger in Tang Dynasty within three to five years.Your Majesty, you are also a person who knows the sentiments of the people.The common people have food to eat, and only those who have their brains flooded will rebel.The year of Zhenguan is destined to be a great year.The boy hopes that you will live and see how prosperous the empire you created will be. "

(End of this chapter)