lazy tang

Chapter 50 The Lady Like a Pig
Recommend a funny book, "Great God Concentration Camp", this book is really funny, almost 60 words, the idea is borrowed from Zhang Xiaohua's first chaos in history, but the content is completely different, almost making people laugh from beginning to end, Although it is No.1, it does not violate harmony at all

PS: Don't look at it when you are eating or drinking, I'm afraid of choking you...

If anyone was more anxious than Wu Yuanshuang this morning, it was Leihu.As an excellent hooligan, Lei Huo knew that it was impossible for him to compete with the government. Any dark force would melt like ice and snow in July in front of the government.

Just tied up that kid in the morning, and the city was already full of trouble in the morning.Not only the people from Zhangji Pharmacy were looking for the child, but the new leader in Jinyang, Tang Guogong's mansion, was also desperately looking for the child.Just hearing the names of the characters used makes the scalp of a bastard like Lei Hu tingle.

Leihuo regretted it to death, he never thought that a doll would cause such a big disturbance.An officer in the yamen had already come to him, threatening that if he did this.It's best to hand over the person, if they are found out by those people in Tang Guogong's mansion.No bones left is already the best consequence!

Who is that kid? He can't be from Tang Guogong's mansion.Could it be that this time, he was tricked by that guy Wu Yuanshuang?Grandma's, even if I was cheated.He also wants to pull Wu Yuanshuang into the water together, let me help you take the blame, and I will take you into the oil pan.

Leihu spun around like an ant on a hot pot all morning, but Wu Yuanshuang slammed into it.

"You kid still dare to come here! If you dare to cheat me, believe it or not, I will kill you." Leihuo stared, roaring like a tiger.

"Shut up! If people heard it, you and I will die without a place to die." Wu Yuanshuang searched around privately, and felt relieved when he saw that there were only the two of them in the huge hall.

"What are you afraid of? You dare to cheat me. Believe it or not, I will bury you alive right now. It's in the yard!" Leihuo said fiercely, but his voice had dropped by more than one level.

"Forget it! If you had the guts, you would have been the boss of Jinyang City long ago. Why do you need to do some business of abduction! To tell you the truth, I just found out. That kid seems to be the same as today's saint and Tang Guo It's related to the public's messy matter, you'd better deal with that kid quickly. Otherwise, once you are found out, the world is so big that there is no place for you to stand up against a thunderbolt."

Wu Yuanshuang decided to carry out the fooling to the end, since he had fooled the old man.He didn't mind using the same excuse again to fool Leihuo.Anyway, this guy belongs to the kind of person whose physical strength is not proportional to IQ.With his own means, it seems that it is not difficult to fool him.

"What? You said that this matter is related to today's saints?" Lei Huo's eyes were wider than a bull's.My goodness!This is not Tang Guogong's business, it is related to today's saints.Is my little life still good?

"Yes, it is related to today's saints. When I was in Luoyang, I heard gossip. Today's saints are very afraid of Tang Guogong, and they suffer from no evidence for rectification. They can only exile Tang Guogong to our Jinyang. Yesterday, Tang Guogong's mansion The second young master was seriously injured strangely. It is said that he was injured by a wild animal and he was cured by this child."

"You mean to say that the sage sent someone to assassinate the second son of Tang Guogong's family?"

"This is just one of the reasons. Don't you think this kid is weird? Why did he suddenly appear in Jinyang, and why does he have so much strange knowledge?"

"You mean...!" Leihuo's eyes were full of horror, God!I tied someone back by myself.

The two masterminds almost died of fright, but Yun Hao fell into a deep sleep.I didn't sleep all night last night, and now I'm trapped in a sack and can't move, so I'd better take a good rest.If you want to fight those kidnappers, you don't have good physical strength.

Yunhao had a dream, and it turned out that the part in the dream was unsuitable for children.The face of the female pig's feet wearing a veil is always blurry, no matter how hard she tries to see, she can't see clearly.Just when the beauty was in her arms and was about to lift the veil.Suddenly, I was kicked in the ass!Yunhao woke up suddenly!

"It's crazy to look for this kid in Jinyang City, you guys, be more vigilant. Things are a little difficult, and the boss told you to hide. If something happens, the boss will peel your skin." Duck voice, the voice is a bit like Teacher Han who used to explain football.

"Second Master, don't worry, I'm the only one here with the three new boys. Looking at a doll and a girl, I won't produce a single fork. The harder you look for, the more valuable the idea will be. Second Master, can you do it this time?" Take care of the little ones. The big ones eat meat, so I’ll just drink some soup. Hehe!” The other guy’s voice was very obscene, and he didn’t sound like a good person.

"Don't worry! The benefits are yours!"

"Second Master, look at this girl is still a virgin. How about...!" The lewd voice sounded again, and the words she said were indeed lewd enough.

"No! I'm the lady of Zhangji Pharmacy, as long as you let me go. My uncle will give you money, and my uncle is the official warrior of the Yingyang Mansion team. There is also a huge business in Jinyang City. If you dare to Whatever I do, he will take your skin." At this moment, Zhang Miaoke's pleasant voice suddenly cried out.It sounded muffled, as if it was also packed in a sack.

"Yo! It's still a young lady, Second Master, you are blessed." The wretched voice couldn't stop laughing!

"Little girl! Be honest, you are not the first lady who fell into our hands. I have played with each of them, and the thin skin and tender meat are really fascinating. Today I will open a bag for you, grandma's ! Unexpectedly, a big fat sheep was tied up! Haha!" The second master with a male duck voice laughed loudly.The wretched voice next to him laughed twice along with "Hey" and "Hey".It seems that the two have reached the perfect state of working together.

Yun Hao closed his eyes helplessly, Zhang Miaoke's words were really inappropriate.Now that she revealed her identity, these robbers will definitely tear up her ticket after extorting her.Samurai Xun was considered number one in Jinyang City, and if any news leaked somewhere, they would be overwhelmed and wander around.Normally, this Miao Ke is considered smart, but at this moment he is as stupid as a pig.

"You two are just asking for money, as long as you don't move my sister, how about I give you a fortune?" After hearing what the second master said, Yun Hao couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, and immediately said.

(End of this chapter)