lazy tang

Chapter 457 The Happy Prisoner

Lying on the blanket, Yun Hao thought about the ins and outs of the matter.The Korean kidnapping this time was definitely carefully planned.And after calculating the time, the Liaodong Peninsula was frozen.Business travel is cut off and inaccessible, so that you can cover your whereabouts to the greatest extent.It seems that it is not a day or two for Koreans to think about themselves.

The thought of running away never came into Yunhao's mind, so there was no way.In this kind of ghost weather, the chance of surviving after escaping is almost zero.Yunhao didn't want to become an ice sculpture somewhere.

No matter how much Yunhao resented the kidnapping, the first meal in Korea was still satisfying.Huge prawns, each as thick as two fingers.The flying crabs with two pointed ends, after steaming, Huang can open the crab cover.What is dark?Sea cucumber?What a waste, sea cucumbers are actually eaten raw.There is also mustard dipped in the nose and bright red fish. Could it be that the Japanese way of eating has been passed down?

There is no seafood in Guanzhong, and Yun Hao has been greedy for many years.Unexpectedly, my wish came true in Korea.It seemed that Yunhao was afraid that Yunhao would not be used to drinking Korean wine, so the drink brought by the maid was authentic Yunjia steamed wine.This thing is already a high-consumption product in Chang'an, and when it is shipped to Korea, it will be priced at a price comparable to gold.

The best match for eating seafood is white wine, except for the overly unrestrained dishes such as sea cucumber sushi, Yun Hao is a feast for the eyes.I haven't eaten seafood for many years, and I almost forgot the taste of seafood.

The prawns are overcooked, and you need to have the courage to fight chewing gum if you want to chew them up and swallow them.Flying crabs are delicious, but they are definitely not enough for people.Goryeo's noodle cakes are very special, much like the crystal powder of later generations.Transparent, slightly sweet in the mouth, but absolutely not as strong as Guanzhong flour.

It's not flour, it's rice noodles.Like Liaodong, Korea does not grow wheat but rice.Think about the cake making in later generations, and you will understand. This thing is almost a diluted cake.

Of course, Korean kimchi is indispensable.However, the Korean kimchi these days is very different from the Korean kimchi of later generations.If I had to describe it in one word, it would be fucking salty.Perhaps this has something to do with Korea's proximity to the sea. Anyway, sea salt only needs to be dried.As much as you want, you can have as much as you want, and you don't need to spend a lot of money.

The red boiled soybeans in potherb are good, but it would be even better if there is a piece of tofu.It's a pity that Koreans can grow soybeans, but they can't make tofu.The brilliance of Chinese civilization still hasn't shone on this alien land.

After eating a stomach full of strange things, I got into the blanket and slowly digested the food.The little maid's gentle paws slipped in along the blanket, Yun Hao thought about throwing out the soft and snow-white paws.But the little maid was already on Yunhao's stomach and began to push clockwise.

I wipe!Massage for digestion?I don't know much about Korea, but Yun Hao agrees with both hands and feet for this advanced way of health preservation.As long as the claws don't rub down along the navel, it's fine.Seeing that Yunhao closed his eyes comfortably, another maid moved Yunhao's head to her lap, and massaged Yunhao's temple skillfully with her gentle hands.

Maybe the journey was exhausting, or maybe the massage really helped me sleep.Soon, Yunhao felt that his eyelids could no longer support him.A slight snore sounded, and Yun Hao returned to Chang'an in the dream.

The next morning, when Yun Hao woke up.Staring blankly, his mind went blank.It took me a while to realize that I was in Korea.The identity is no longer the Marquis of the Tang Dynasty, but a prisoner of Goryeo.A gorgeously dressed maid came in with a copper basin, and wiped her face with a cloth towel dipped in warm water, it was so damn comfortable.

Yunhao swears that if all the prisoners in Goryeo are treated like this.I am afraid that those who want to go to Korea and go to jail can travel a few times around the world.

Breakfast was good, exactly the same as last night's menu.Yun Hao even had some doubts, that sea cucumber sushi was the leftovers from last night.Seafood is a good thing, but eating it every day makes people crazy.Yunhao sincerely hopes that he will not eat seafood for lunch.

In fact, Yunhao thought too much. Three meals a day are popular in Lintong, but there is no market in Korea.Especially in the winter when there is no work, one meal in the morning and one meal in the evening.I wanted to have an extra meal at noon, but as a result, there was a huge obstacle in language communication.Yun Hao misses Gai Suying and Gai Suwen a little bit, at least he can still communicate with these two guys in language.

After eating paella for three days in a row, Yun Hao felt that his body smelled like fish.After eating paella for half a month, Yunhao has already decided that he is some kind of creature in the sea.

Gai Suwen was nowhere to be seen, and neither was Gai Suying.Counting on Zhang Zhongjian is even more unreliable, this guy seems to disappear into thin air.

Surrounded by at least four beautiful girls every day, and each of them looks like they are picked by you.If Yun Hao were replaced by Liu Hongji, he would have died long ago.

He talks to the beautiful little maid every day, but Yun Hao doesn't understand a word they say.Even the words used on the way here were useless, Yunhao once wanted to pee, so he said urinal.The little maid looked at Yun Hao in surprise, and quickly walked out after saying yes.Just when Yunhao was about to release the memory, he found a little maid walking in with a cup of tea.

"I don't eat, I don't eat! I'm not a shark, I don't eat fish. I'm a wolf, I want to eat sheep!" Yun Hao kicked the served food away. The damn table is almost made of hardwood, with his toes piercing through his heart the pain.

You can't eat any more, and you will grow scales if you eat any more.Yunhao believed that this was Gai Suwen's punishment for him, so he sent a group of people who didn't understand Chinese to serve him, and ate four dishes repeatedly all day long.No matter who it is, it will go crazy after a long time.Yunhao decided that he would never eat flying crabs again in his next life.

Hunger strike, must hunger strike!Yunhao decided to go on a hunger strike to defend his right to eat meat.Instead of fish, I want to eat lamb and beef.If it weren't for the fact that Koreans don't know how to steer pigs, Yun Hao wouldn't even let go of pork.

"Yo, what's wrong with Yunhou? Could it be that they didn't serve you well, or the food wasn't tasty enough?" A soft and greasy voice came from the door, and you didn't need to turn your head to know it was Gai Suying.

"What do you think? Does your family eat this every day?" Yun Hao growled, pointing to the four traditional Korean dishes on the ground.

"What's wrong with this?" Gai Suying picked up the sea cucumber sushi on the ground and chewed it in her mouth.The expression on his face was clearly one of enjoyment, which made Yunhao feel sick to his stomach.Raw fish and sea cucumber, this thing is so fishy!

"Do you eat this every day?" Yun Hao stared wide-eyed, looking at Gai Suying who was picking up another piece to taste.

"My brother is reluctant to eat such a good thing. Gao Jianwu in the palace can't eat it a few times a month. In order to entertain you, my brother even ransacked Gao Jianwu's palace. Otherwise, do you think you can eat it every day? "

"Then I still need to thank you!" Yun Hao was speechless, feeling that this thing is a high-end product in Korea.People treat me specially, no wonder I feel like I am taking medicine when I eat.Those little maids looked at themselves like monsters!

"This food is not eaten like this!" Seeing Gai Suying's eyes, Yun Hao was finally defeated helplessly.

"Then how to eat?"

"Take me to the kitchen!" Yun Hao warned himself a hundred times, not as knowledgeable as a little girl.

Gai Suying looked at Yunhao for a while, and after confirming that Yunhao had no intention of escaping, she took Yunhao to the kitchen.She was very curious, could a Marquis of Tang Dynasty know how to cook?

After looking at the ingredients in the kitchen, Yunhao decided that Gai Suying hadn't lied to him.There are only a few living sea cucumbers in the huge kitchen.At this time, the sea water is freezing cold.The next time a sea catcher goes to sea, it is no different from going to the Daoshan oil pan.

Pick up the kitchen knife and cut the shredded green onion in two or three strokes.Eating sea cucumbers is actually very simple, just fry the green onions.Much better than that sea cucumber sushi.I saw a large lump of fish with a strong fishy smell, which seemed to be another raw material for sea cucumber sushi.

"What kind of meat is this?" Yun Hao asked curiously. This fish must have been huge before it was alive.

"Kun!" Gai Suying swallowed a mouthful of saliva, smelling the smell of fried sea cucumbers.

I wipe!What a fucking luxury, whale meat with sea cucumber, who the hell thought of it.It's so fishy, ​​it's not a waste of things.

A small knife slices off the whale meat and burns a few pieces of charcoal.Pierce it with a drill and put it on the fire.Smelling the scent of whale meat, I miss cumin and chili so much.It's a pity that Yunhao only has salt at hand now.

The rice in Korea, like the rice in Liaodong, matures only once a year.The rice steamed from this kind of rice is the most delicious, and it is full of rice.Every grain of rice seems to have oil droplets.Grilled whale meat, stir fry with onion, ginger and garlic.After eating in his mouth, Yun Hao narrowed his eyes comfortably.This fucking thing is what people eat!

Looking at Yunhao's appearance, Gai Suying picked up the chopsticks and took a bite.He didn't say anything, but the speed of grabbing food was getting faster and faster.

I burped comfortably, and after so many days, it was considered a meal that a human could eat.Yun Hao poured a bowl of boiling water and drank it "sucking" and "sucking".Even if he was beaten to death, he wouldn't drink the so-called tea of ​​Goryeo, which was carved out of the same mold as that of Tang Dynasty.Just add scallion, ginger and garlic, and add beef and mutton to it.Eat a stomach full of rice, and then pour a belly of oily soup.Yun Hao thinks this is a kind of destruction to life!
"Unexpectedly, Yunhou has the wonderful art of easy teeth." Gai Suying praised Yunhao's craftsmanship while drinking the oil soup.

"It's just a small way!" Yun Hao glanced at Gai Suying with contempt, who had never seen the world, and the third lady of the Yuan family was nothing more than that.

"My brother told me that Yunhou can walk around in Yuan's house at will. Now you know where the kitchen is, so you can cook the meals yourself." Gai Suying shook her head and walked out.

The cook looked at Yun Hao in pain, if someone hadn't told him that he was a guest of the host's house.He must have thought it was a mess, and had just tasted it.The food made by this master is so delicious that the food he made in the past can only be called pig food.The chef thinks that it is the biggest blemish on his career that he can't satisfy the appetite of the distinguished guests.

The good days finally come, and now Yunhao cooks for himself every day.He can eat as many meals as he wants, except that he is accompanied by four maids when he goes to the toilet, Yun Hao can walk sideways in Yuan's house.

Every day when I go to the kitchen, the chef must stand behind me fawning.Although he couldn't understand what Yun Hao said, it would definitely not prevent him from stealing his teacher.Yun Hao didn't care, let him learn the long-standing art of Chinese food.Don't stay in this crappy place all the time, thinking that Lao Tzu is number one in the world.

However, there are more or less sequelae, that is, whenever Yunhao cooks, Gai Suying will come uninvited.In addition to chatting with Yunhao, he also ate a meal by the way.

The number of people who eat food is increasing day by day, starting with Gai Suying.Later it was Gai Suwen, and then Gai Suwen's younger brother and sister and the disgraceful concubine Ji.When Zhang Zhongjian also came to eat, Yun Hao found painfully that he became the chef.

"Hehe! I didn't expect that besides being able to make gunpowder, Yunhou is also so proficient in the art of easy teeth." Gai Suwen ate a piece of braised lion's head. The meat made from this kind of meat was very suitable for him.

"It's just a small way, this person! It's a bad thing, but I shouldn't have lost this mouth. I'm actually a lazy person, and I spend more time scratching my mouth than doing other things. So, it's a bad thing for you to tie me up." It's gone." Yun Hao put the sliced ​​prawns on a plate, and the Koreans ruined the prawns.This thing is as hard as a stone when it is steamed, how can people eat it.

"No loss, no loss! If I can eat the meals you cook every day, it will be no loss if I tie you up this time." Zhang Zhongjian grinned, and the lion's head the size of a fist was thrown into his mouth and disappeared.

"Yunhou will definitely feel bored staying in the mansion. Tomorrow, my Yuan family will organize a hunt on Peony Peak. I wonder if Yunhou is interested?" Gai Suwen's eating style is much more refined than Zhang Zhongjian. Compared with him, Zhang Zhongjian is simply Outer Savage.

"I'm a prisoner, what do you think?" Yun Hao rolled his eyes at Gai Suwen.

"Then Yunhou agrees! Tomorrow morning, sister-in-law will ask Yunhou to go on the road together." I don't know whether it is because I am relieved of Yunhao's character, or because I want to play a trick.Gai Suwen always intentionally or unintentionally creates opportunities for Yunhao and Gai Suying to be together!Yun Hao felt that even if he forced Gai Suying to do it himself, it seemed that the wedding could be held immediately.

A few times in the morning when I was a pillar of the sky, I had thoughts of beasts in my mind.Seeing Gai Suying's appearance, Yun Hao silently pulled the blanket.He was afraid of what Gai Suying would do to him...!
It's been almost a month since he came to Korea, and it's the first time for Yunhao to walk out of Yuanfu.His physical strength has almost recovered, but Yunhao still has no thought of running away.It's freezing outside, and running away at this time is no different from committing suicide.Perhaps, this is the reason why Gai Suwen let Yun Haoman run around the mansion at ease.

"Yunhou seems very happy today!" Gai Suying followed Yunhao into the carriage, and sat side by side with Yunhao.A burst of fragrance from his body penetrated along Yunhao's nose.Damn, this bitch actually wears perfume.

(End of this chapter)