lazy tang

Chapter 441 The Great Development of Gunpowder
A dragon is a dragon, and when it comes out, it will fly clouds and rain.It can be big or small, it can rise or hide, it can make clouds and mist when it is big, it can hide its shape when it is small, it can fly between space when it rises, and it can hide in waves if it is hidden.

Yun Hao thinks that the ancients' understanding of dragons is a bit biased, this kind of creature at the top of the food chain.It is definitely not an auspicious meaning, but a representative of strength and authority.Westerners are more familiar with the essence of dragons, which is man-eating.

Not only cannibals, but also any jackals, tigers and leopards.Encountering such a mighty creature, it can only end up as dragon dung in the end.

Yang Wenqian claimed to be a tiger, and after conquering Ningzhou, he lost his population and livestock.But as soon as Li Er's army arrived, Yang Wenqian's army disappeared like ice and snow in summer.It didn't take a month before and after that, the head was cut off by his generals.Put it in a box and send it back to Chang'an for Li Yuan to visit.

Li Yuan was also polite, and ordered someone to carefully use saltpeter to salt it.It is said that Nine Sides will do a tour exhibition for everyone to see.This is the fate of betraying the Tang Empire!
Ma Zai was killed, and the next step was to deal with Li Jiancheng.But Li Yuan's actions were very strange, and Li Jiancheng was imprisoned in the Palace of Renzhi.He didn't say that there was any punishment, but he didn't release it either.At the gate of Renzhi Palace, there were two corpses that looked like rag dolls.They are all servants who inquire about news for others. Li Yuan's understanding of servants is very straightforward, slave!He doesn't care if a few slaves die.

Hanging corpses has the same effect as putting human heads on a traveling exhibition.The servants walked with their legs crossed, and it seemed that they could still hear the wailing of the two people who were killed by the stick.When meeting people, they can't even do body language such as gestures.The unified reaction was to lower their heads and pretend not to see.Each of them deeply hates that they have the ability to speak.

Yun Hao lay lazily in the shade under the grape arbor, and the autumn tiger was raging in August.At this time, there is nothing more meaningful than lying down and sleeping.He didn't want to communicate with those perverts in the Li family who were fond of displaying corpses. Yun Hao felt that telling them about human rights and laws was torturing himself.Wang Fa belongs to his family, and he will change it as he says.

"Stay dumb, talk about Gu Shi!" Yun Hao, who was sleeping soundly, was hit by a thunderbolt, and the leader of the Yun family appeared.Holding the national treasure with one hand, the other slapped Yun Hao desperately on the face.

Yun Hao sat up in a jerk, feeling dizzy because he got up too fast.Looking back at his son whose teeth are not yet fully formed, he is not angry at all.What has become of this, if it is not his own son, I really want to treat him like a national treasure.

Just as she was about to reprimand her son while supporting her, Mrs. Zhao trotted over. "Ouch! My dear grandson, don't disturb Daddy's sleep! Grandma will make you a big watermelon to eat!"

Yunhao lost his temper all of a sudden, and dared to say one more thing today.The one who was scolded was himself, and he finally knew what to say about those emperors and princes.Why is it difficult to become a master if it is better than the hands of a woman in the deep palace.Just so used to it, thank God for not ruining his family business.

"Dogs eat watermelon too!" Baby Yun said in a childish voice.

Yunhao's nose was almost out of breath and crooked. One watermelon a day is the only treat Dou Shi and Li Yuan have.Now the pandas in the Yun family actually want to eat watermelon, and they really regard it as a national treasure.

"That's a bear, not a dog!" Yun Hao really wanted to reverse Baby Yun's impression of pandas, this thing is not a husky.In the wild, his mother can run faster than Liu Xiang.The bite force is comparable to the existence of a crocodile. This is a beast, not a dog.The most ferocious Tibetan mastiff is also treated as scraps in front of it.

The last thing Yunhao wants to hear is that Tibetan mastiff can give birth to ligers and tigers. If you have the ability, you can put Tibetan mastiffs and lions and tigers in a cage and try.See who treats who as a snack?Lightweight amateur boxer, challenge Tyson Holyfield, this is Yun Hao's definition of Tibetan Mastiff vs Liger.

If you want to become a ferocious beast, at least you must beat a leopard first!

"Dog!" The son firmly believed that what he was leading was a dog.At this time, the panda also used its two front paws to hug Baby Yun's calf.He yelled "Aw" and "Aw", and his dark and bright eyes were full of cunning.

"The child is only so old, how can he tell if it's a dog or a bear. Anything is fine, Xiaohua is very obedient, and even the old man likes it." Mrs. Zhao smiled like Mimi, seeing her teeth but not her eyes.In her eyes, the good grandson is the whole world.

It's over!It's over!After a bear has the attribute of being cute, it is no longer a bear, but a panda.It is a national treasure that everyone loves, and it is an existence that Yun Hao, the head of the family, cannot afford to offend.If Yun Hao wanted to punish this bastard, all the women in the family would stand up against it.The first to bear the brunt was this old lady who couldn't afford to offend.

"Mother! The child can't be so used to it, a loving mother often loses...!" Yun Hao reacted in time, and swallowed the rest of the words.

"Why didn't you say it? When you escaped from your hometown, why didn't you say that a loving mother has many losers. Isn't this old mother unkind? Why didn't I see you lose your family!" Sure enough, Mrs. Zhao was furious.Even the panda Xiao Hua also screamed "Aw" "Aw", staring at Wu Liuliu's eyes, waiting to see Yun Hao's joke.This beast has the potential to become a spirit, and he has not been in Yun's family for long, and he already knows who is in charge of this family.

"Mother, I don't mean that, I mean baby...!"

"Then what do you mean, let me explain clearly to my old man today. What's wrong with your old lady, isn't she a loving mother?" Mrs. Zhao pinched her waist, looking like a dominatrix.With the typical representative of the grandson Wanger!
"Uh...! Mom, I know I was wrong.!" There is no way to reason about this matter, and Yun Hao doesn't understand it either.Because Mao himself fell asleep for a while, not only was he slapped by his son, but he was also questioned by his mother pointing at the tip of his nose.How did it all happen?Unexpected disaster?

"Mother! Why can't I find it anywhere, so it's here. The embroiderer on Zhuangzi offered a batch of high-quality shoe soles, and my sister asked my mother to pick them first." Dugu Wanwan appeared in a very timely manner, greatly His eyes slipped away, and he knew what was going on with Yunhao.

"Look at you, you're not going out all day. You're hanging out with those court people. Is there any good people in the court? I'm sorry to see my family, Wan Wan, who has loosened the woman's bun. But I don't see you going to her room to settle down. , you go to Wanwan’s room tonight. It’s always like this, when will the old man hold his grandson again. Young people, I don’t know why the old man cares about things.” The old lady put her crutches on the ground and "boomed" Bang" sounded, Dugu Wanwan's face was like a red cloth, even the neck of the goose was covered with red.

Finally, I know what the old lady is getting angry with today, but it's because he picked the cabbage at home, and he didn't go to the pig.

Seeing that the old man was deflated, Yun Baobao laughed "ga" and "ga".

Damn it, it's fine for others to joke.Lao Tzu gave birth to a competitor who competes with you for family property, you are laughing.

I warned myself [-] times in my heart, not to be as knowledgeable as old people and children.I solemnly apologized to my old lady, and promised to stay overnight in Dugu Wanwan's room.It's just a matter of guaranteeing a hit, and ten months later, the old man will let her hold the big fat grandson again.

"Hmph! That's about the same. I remember what you said." Seeing that her son had made a promise, Mrs. Zhao was supported by Dugu Wanwan.Leading his little grandson and the panda, he walked away in a majestic manner.Isn't holding a panda majestic?
After seeing off his old lady on the front foot, Yun Hao was ready to slip away on the back foot. A 15-year-old underage girl, if you let me harm you, you will wait for her to grow up anyway, okay?
He couldn't stay at home anymore, so Yunhao was going to the academy to spend the whole afternoon.For Yunhao, Yulao had deep resentment.Tinkering out a framework, now let it go.If it weren't for the many disciples, Yu Lao thought that he would be exhausted to death.

Facts have proved that Datang's soil is very suitable for brewing technological products.After there was no need to worry about scientific research funding, countless monsters in the academy started their own inventions and creations.

As soon as he arrived at the test field of the academy, Yun Hao saw a huge trebuchet.The trebuchet was so huge that it was on the same level as a four-story building, and the old Yu stood beside the trebuchet with a happy face.He looked more like a round dung beetle than a trebuchet.

"Boy, come and have a look. A fifty-pound boulder can be thrown 1000 or [-] steps. If it is replaced with a bomb, it will be powerful." Yu Lao is very satisfied with his work.

Yun Hao took a closer look at the chassis of this thing. The chassis was made of high-quality ebony and was polished brightly by the painter.This thing seems to be dragged on the ground, why so much paint. . .

"Excellent, it's just how do you plan to move this thing, Mr. Yu? Why didn't you see the wheels?"

"Moving? This thing is all made of high-quality ebony, and it weighs more than 300 catties. What are you going to use to pull it? This is to put it on the top of the city, and there is a turntable to adjust the direction. Your Majesty said, Every city wall in Chang'an must have two of these." Old Yu looked at Yun Hao's expression, as if he was looking at a pile of shit.

My God!It seems that Li Yuan is really rich, thirteen hundred catties of ebony.Definitely more than [-] catties of copper coins, making a statue of Yunhao is in danger of going bankrupt.Li Yuan is really generous, and there are eight statues in one move.A fifty-pound bomb exploded among the enemy groups, which would definitely cause super chaos.However, Yunhao believes that the deterrent significance of this thing is far greater than the practical value.

You must know that the trebuchet actually has a large projectile dead angle, once the enemy has mastered this feature.The ability of the trebuchet to strike moving targets will be greatly reduced.Yunhao always believed that it would be better to use this thing in siege warfare.Using this thing to deal with the city wall is far more efficient than dealing with the enemy army.

Yun Hao didn't intend to reveal his weakness, Li Yuan obviously wanted to do some image engineering.To deter the lawless forces inside and outside the imperial court, it must be something that people look up to after installing this thing on the tall Chang'an city wall.Such a fortified city, protected by such sharp weapons, who can break through?

Li Yuan is not stupid, the natural benefits brought by spending a lot of money must be worth the price.The yellow dragon entrenched in the sky above Chang'an City is not ordinary.

Li Yuan didn't care, and Yu Lao didn't care even more.His dream is to reshape the glory of Mohism and study more knowledge.Manufacture more utensils rich in mechanical elements, and win a place for Mohism when the world is all adhering to Confucianism.

His Majesty the Emperor is a perfect sponsor, as long as there is a project, he will definitely invest, and there is still no cap.Yun Hao saw that someone had tried to mix gunpowder into cotton.If this continues, Yunhao is likely to see the birth of ammonium nitrate cotton.

Gunpowder is a chemical, from the day it was born.It has the attributes of the Olympic Games, stronger, stronger, stronger, is the only goal of the researchers.In order to achieve this goal, more than ten tombs have been added on the hillside diagonally across from the academy.In the academy, there are also a dozen guys who look more like ghosts than people.

Yun Hao was fortunate enough to have seen their faces under their exquisite silver masks. After seeing them once, you will never have the urge to take a second look.Broken limbs, ugly faces.They all proved their dedication to the Olympic spirit.Yunhao didn't know whether he should show respect to them or fear them.

These people are nuts with grenades in one hand.Holding an hourglass in one hand, to time the detonation of the fuze.The crazy move conquered Yunhao, and Yunhao made up his mind.From now on, refuse to approach these guys within a hundred steps, approaching them will definitely destroy your body and mind.If one gets it wrong, it will destroy one's own life.

There is often only a thin line between a madman and a genius.Yun Hao even saw Yu Lao holding a round iron pipe, sealing one side and filling it with gunpowder.Then another iron ball was put in, and the iron ball sprayed out when the fuze was ignited.Although the biggest harm to people is the feet, but it can't stop Yulao's interest in the slightest.

If the appearance of muskets needs to be delayed for a period of time, the appearance of rockets is definitely epoch-making.Arrows with tail feathers are tied to a powder tube, after being ignited behind.The arrow will rush out from the shelf, and the range is not very far.Within fifty or sixty steps, it is still possible to shoot through the light armor.Yun Hao believed that this thing must be a nightmare for cavalry to charge.

Just when the cavalry rushed in front of the infantry, they were about to use their spears and sabers to deal with those poor reptiles.Arrows were fired indiscriminately in the local army formation, and the cavalry's impact formation would collapse in an instant.

Mr. Yu knew history well. He had been fascinated by the stories of the Fire Bull Formation in the Warring States Period since he was a child.Now that there is such a good opportunity, how can we not demonstrate it.In order to ensure the correct direction of the impact of the oxen, Yu Lao tied the three oxen together with wooden poles.

In order to increase the destructive power, he thoughtfully let each cow carry [-] catties of gunpowder or kerosene.This should be regarded as a biological weapon in the Tang Dynasty!

Yun Hao walked all the way, and was shocked beyond measure.The arrival of this butterfly made the huge war machine more effective in killing people.Just when he didn't know whether it was joy or regret, Qi Biao suddenly came running out of breath, "Brother Hao, something happened!"

(End of this chapter)