lazy tang

Chapter 421 Triumph in the Rain
Li Er's welcome ceremony was outrageously grand, and the Ministry of Rites was preparing for it half a month in advance.The real loess pad road cleans the water and splashes the street, and the trees on both sides of the road are wrapped with colored silk.When the day comes, it will be a big deal.The entire city of Chang'an turned into a sea of ​​red.

These bastards actually wrapped cinnabar in the loess, and I don't know which relative of an official from the Ministry of Rites sold cinnabar.

Li Jiancheng brought Li Yuanji to welcome him in person!The three brothers hugged each other and cried at the head of Baqiao, and for a while the three brothers became a model representative of brotherhood and brotherhood in the Tang Dynasty.Seeing that Yun Hao was stunned!
As expected of a representative of the acting school, it is more than enough to be an Oscar male pig.Yun Hao broke out in a cold sweat watching it, and he was crying so virtuously even though he was thinking of strangling the other party to death.Seeing Li Jiancheng holding Li Er's hand, Yunhao felt more like a brother with his back on his back than a brother.

Li Shentong who was beside him watched with relish, and accepted Li Er's gift like a good uncle.In front of Li Er, Yun Hao could only get close to salute.

In fact, no matter whether it was Li Er or Li Yuan, Yun Hao kept a respectful and distant attitude.Creatures like dragons are always moody, and those who dare to play with dragons are usually animals of the same size as tigers.No matter how bad it is, he has to be the overlord of a crocodile and a bear. My little shrimp has nothing to do to join in the fun.I am happy to play with you for a while, but when I am not happy, turning over is the end of the photo.

Li Er gave Yun Hao a meaningful look, and casually patted Yun Hao on the shoulder.Although he didn't say a word, he sent a message to everyone.That is, the relationship between the King of Qin and the surrounding Lintong Marquis is unusual!
His back was burning hot, and it went without saying that there were four substantive eyes staring at him.Helplessly, he glanced at Li Er, who looked like a puppy peeing, and he was the little sapling that drenched in urine.Li Er is telling everyone with practical actions that Yun Hao is his man.

There is no way to explain it, and there is no way to explain it.Yunhao can only play a good role as a small sapling, hoping that the nutrition brought by soaking in dog urine is not dog urine moss.

Li Shentong laughed "ga" and "ga" beside Yunhao, patted Li Er's shoulder and shouted, "Good boy."

The bustle by the Baqiao didn't last long, and Li Er was sent to the ancestral temple.This is the tradition of the return of the army. Li Jiancheng stood at the gate of the ancestral temple and yelled loudly: "Have you ever defeated a powerful enemy in this trip! Return with all victories!"

"This battle will defeat the barbarians under the city of Shuofang. It is useless to kill [-] captives! Ten thousand wins!" Li Er tapped his breastplate, behind him were Qin Qiong, Yu Chigong, Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, Yin Kaishan... and others all joined together The breastplate was struck.Then there were a hundred thousand tigers of the Tang Dynasty, and they all knocked on the breastplate.

Under the clash of gold and iron, there was a murderous atmosphere, and Li Shentong was so excited that he burst into tears. "The Tigers of the Tang Dynasty defend our lands, fighting to the death without bleeding! The Tigers of the Tang Dynasty defending our mountains and rivers, fighting endlessly without bleeding!"

"Kill! Kill! Kill!" One hundred thousand men of tigers and wolves tapped the breastplate three times in a row, and the sky-shattering sound of killing changed color.

The sky and the earth are really changing color, the dark clouds are billowing and thundering, and it's going to rain!Yun Hao dipped his saliva with his finger and faced the wind.The same is true for Li Xiaogong who rushed back from Jiangnan beside him, and the two looked at each other.The wind is blowing and the rain is blowing, the wind is blowing and the rain is coming soon.

The chancellor of Qin Tianjian looked like a frightened donkey, a bolt of lightning pierced the sky.Before the muffled thunder came down, he fell down with a sound of "啦啦" in his throat.Just yesterday, he swore that today was a fine day.It is most suitable for holding a grand ceremony like a triumphal ceremony, but God slapped me in the face.Even if Li Yuan didn't raid his home, those killers who came from the battlefield would kill him all over the house.

Li Yuanji smiled strangely at Li Jiancheng, and Li Jiancheng understood it all at once.This was Li Yuanji's trick, and he deliberately used a heavy rain to ridicule Li Er.But let's see, how can you manage the triumphant ceremony under the heavy rain.

Although I felt that it was inappropriate for Li Yuanji to do this, he was very happy to let Li Ertian block him.

Li Er's face was ashen, for such an important ceremony would suddenly rain heavily.Qin Tianjian chose today as the date, purely to slap him in the face.Now is not the time to trouble Qin Tianjian, how to deal with the sudden situation is the most important thing.

"Datang Jian'er listened to the order. God wants us to wash off the blood on our bodies before we can enter my capital of Datang. Then let us accept God's baptism! Go home clean!" Li Er's voice seemed to be The reverberation between heaven and earth, Yun Hao felt that it even overwhelmed the sound of muffled thunder.He glanced at Li Er in horror, could it be that the great man is really different.

"Wind! Strong wind!" Soldiers of the Tang army yelled a slogan unique to the battlefield, followed by the thunderous slogan.The torrential rain poured down, and there seemed to be a string of waterdrop curtains hanging between the sky and the earth.If it hits the ground and bubbles, it is not raining, but God is pouring water down.

Li Er walked out of Yuda, and Wei An's figure stood tall.Bean-sized raindrops hit the armor, making a "crackling" sound and splashing everywhere.Under the sky, it's like a god's mansion!

Qin Qiong, Yu Chigong, Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, Yin Kaishan, Changsun Wuji, Hou Junji...!One by one battle lined up behind Li Er, like a battleship accompanied by countless cruisers and destroyers!

Opposite them, hundreds of thousands of tigers and wolves stood like nails in the pouring rain.The rain hit their armor and dripped on their tasseled spears, and no one moved.

"Hahaha! Alright, the old man was baptized together with the great Tang Athlete! May God bless us who kill us!" Li Shentong roared wildly, and his old body walked out of Yuda.The heavy rain drenched his court clothes almost instantly, but Li Shentong was still standing in the heavy rain.His gray hair and beard were stuck to his face by the rain, but he remained motionless.

"May God bless us who kill us!" Li Xiaogong took a few steps forward and stood behind Li Shentong.Then came Li Yuanjing, King of Jing, Li Yuanchang, King of Han, Li Yuanxiang, King of Feng, and even Li Yuanfang, King of Zhou who was only five years old.

Li Yuanji curled his lips, he really wanted to strangle Li Shentong to death.This bastard uncle takes the lead, if he doesn't stand up today.Then how the hell will he mess around in the clan circle in the future!
Li Jiancheng gave Li Jiancheng a sideways look, and now everyone will be drenched in water.The adults don't care, but behind him are his sons Li Chengzong and Li Chengdao.Li Chengzong was eight years old and Li Chengdao was six years old.If it was gonorrhea, it would be fatal.

Swallowing a deep breath, Li Jiancheng also walked out of Yuda.The soldiers who returned triumphantly were all outside in the rain, and as the crown prince, it was impossible for him to stay inside Yuda.

As soon as he goes out, all the officials have to follow.All of a sudden, the bigwigs in court uniforms became drowned.

Yun Hao was so angry that he scolded his mother in his heart, but he had no choice but to stand in the rain and get watered.

The pouring rain looks scary, but such heavy rain usually doesn't last long.In just one stick of incense, the heavy rain turned into light rain.Soon the sun emerged from the clouds, and when the sun shone on the iron-blooded soldiers again.They shouted again: "Wind! Wind!"

It doesn't matter if your hair is wet from the rain and your head is uncomfortable. This is a blessing from God.I didn't look at the crown prince, the king of Qin, the king of Huainan, and so many princes and princes.

"Removal of the armor!" Li Er's voice came out, and immediately came a series of sputtering sounds from below.The battle armor was removed and placed neatly on the ground in front of him...!
"Sneeze!" Li Jiancheng just returned to the East Palace, and sneezed one after another non-stop.I drank a bowl of ginger soup, but it still didn't matter.

"You said you were so clever about this matter. You were caught in the rain. Let's say, Chengzong has been weak since he was a child. If something happens, I can't spare you!" Li Jiancheng poured down a mouthful of ginger soup , pointing at the tip of Li Yuanji's nose and roaring angrily.

"Brother, I really don't care about my younger brother's affairs. My younger brother didn't know about it beforehand. It was because of the useless supervisor of the Qin Tianjian. Just let him go tomorrow. My younger brother thinks that Yuan Tiangang is quite suitable...!" Li Yuanji hurriedly turned himself Take it out, but dare not take today's matter into your arms.Fortunately, Li Jiancheng was not informed in advance, otherwise the trouble would be serious.This pot, or Qin Tianjian's unlucky supervisor came to take care of it.

"Hmph! I don't need you. I was scared to death when the heavy rain just came down. At this moment, those murderers in Prince Qin's residence are probably raiding his house." Li Jiancheng glanced at Li Yuanji angrily, and turned to go inside. Room to see the condition of the two sons.

Yunhao soaked in the warm bathhouse, feeling warm all over his body, and poured out a bowl of grape wine from the wooden basin floating on the water.One mouthful, indescribably comfortable.

Hou Junji on the opposite side was taking small sips of grape wine, now he is a general of the Tang Dynasty, and he is no longer that rascal who touches porcelain.

As soon as the other generals returned to Chang'an, they rushed into their mansions.Hou Junji didn't have a mansion in Chang'an, and used to live in Prince Qin's mansion.Now King Qin is fasting and bathing in the ancestral temple, so it is inconvenient for him to go back to King Qin's mansion.There is really nowhere to go, only to stay at Yun's house.

When he came, Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er came over like leeches smelling blood.

"Monkey! Now that you are a general, we will follow you in the future when we fight. Maybe we two brothers can also be generals." Qi Biao took a sip of grape wine and said while smacking his lips.

Hou Junji didn't speak, he put the wine glass into the tub and slid down.The whole person was buried in the water!

"Go to the battlefield and fuck! When the soldiers surrounded Shuofang, a fierce man like Xiong Kuohai was crushed. The corpses were piled up higher than this house, and he didn't even have time to drink water all night. It all smells like burning people. You have smelled singeing pig hair, right?
Have you ever seen a scene where people are set on fire and run around in flames?At that time, the first person to hand out the butcher's knife to them was Pao Ze beside them.The movement made by that person cannot be shouted out by a human being...! "

"Brother Hao, stop talking! Stop talking!" Lai Shun'er put down the pig's head that he had just twisted, and interrupted Yun Hao's words.Looking at the extremely sweet pork head, I lost my appetite for the first time.

"I'm used to living a comfortable life, but I really can't live like that. Brother Hao, it's said that the Turkic people will come in winter, is it true?" Hou Junji got out of the water and wiped his face asked the water stain.

"It is estimated that there will be no large-scale looting. The Turkic people have been hurt in this battle. Whether it is Bingzhou or Shuofang, most of the dead are Turkic elites. The small tribes that serve them are actually not very big losses. It is possible to deal with the grasslands. The challenger is enough for Xieli to keep busy.

However, there will definitely be small-scale looting, after all, the Turks are used to looting.Those small tribes are very poor, and they all want to come to Datang to grab one.It is estimated that Hebei will not go, and it is likely to choose Jingzhou.The Northwest is far easier to plunder than the Hebei, and the most suitable place there is a cavalry raid.

If they adopt the tactics of grab and run, it will be difficult for Datang's infantry to make a difference.Just watch, the imperial court will definitely send a large number of cavalry to the northwest before winter. "

"You mean, there is a war in the northwest this winter?" Hou Junji, whose body was soaked in the water, his eyes glowed a little.As long as you fight a war, you can kill people. As long as you cut off enough heads, you can get promoted and get rich.

Ruined!The war made Hou Junji, who was simple and only knew how to rob money, food and women, become greedy for profit.When you can get everything by killing people, it is impossible to let go of the butcher knife you waved.

Hou Junji is no longer that little gangster who touches porcelain on the street. With years of killing people, he has grown into a powerful general of the Tang Dynasty.The desire for power, wealth and status is far beyond Yun Hao's imagination.In order to obtain these, Hou Junji didn't mind killing people.He doesn't even mind killing anyone, as long as he can get enough rewards.

"Are you tempted? If you are tempted, go tell the King of Qin, but I still don't like you. If the King of Qin chooses someone, it will probably be Li Ji. It may also be Dugu Yanyun! Anyway, your qualifications and prestige are not enough." Yun Hao took a sip of the grape wine, and glanced at the anxious Hou Junji.

"I didn't expect to be the main general. It's good to be a partial general. You said it all, they are all weak tribes. My Great Tang cavalry, it is difficult to deal with the Turkic elite cavalry. But it is more than enough to deal with these small fish and shrimps. .This is simply a military merit that falls from the sky, and I will go to talk to the King of Qin tomorrow. It is best to find an errand in Jingzhou early, and the first credit will be Lao Tzu's."

Yunhao didn't answer the conversation, nor did he disturb Hou Junji, who was deeply obsessed with getting promoted and getting rich.He found that when he was talking to Hou Junji, Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao were very silent.They didn't say a word, just sat quietly in the water.It took a while for Yunhao to understand that the two of them didn't understand what he and Hou Junji were talking about.

Killing people is very far away for them.

(End of this chapter)