lazy tang

Chapter 419 Never pretend to be a pig again
"Bastard!" Li Yuan was having breakfast when the servant reported Liu Wenjing's violent death in prison.After hearing the news, he immediately turned the table over.The jade bowl on the table fell to the ground and shattered into eight petals, the fragments flying in all directions.When the emperor got angry, the mountains and rivers changed color, at least the inside of the Taiji Palace changed color.The servants in the palace knelt down on the ground, making quail appearances one by one, for fear of accidentally injuring themselves to death.

It was because he asked Du Ruhui about the Turkic people that he was so distracted that no one brought Liu Wenjing over.But I didn't want to, the next morning, the people were just gone.

"Investigate! Let me thoroughly investigate!" Li Yuan's roar echoed in the Taiji Palace, and Su Jin immediately rushed out like an arrow in her ass.

Almost at the same time, Li Jiancheng was also roaring in the East Palace. "You are too courageous. You didn't discuss it with me beforehand. There was no notification afterwards. What do you want me to say when my father asked me?"

"What's the use of telling the elder brother? It's not that this is not allowed. That Du Ruhui from the second son's mansion came to Chang'an yesterday. After meeting the father, the father looked sullen. The second son's memorial must be for Liu Wenjing. Pleading, if the father listens to the second child and Liu Wenjing bites us, then what will we do." Li Yuanji had a secret meeting with Liu Wenjing at the beginning, if Liu Wenjing leaked the content of their secret meeting.It must be because he can't eat and walk around. Li Yuanji has more reason to hope that Liu Wenjing will die than Li Jiancheng.

"Father will definitely investigate thoroughly, and those jailers will definitely not be able to survive Su Jin's tricks. Father knows that you did it, and your prince's hat will fly again. Do you know that!"

"It's not too bad. I will arrange for them to leave the city this morning. At this moment, they may have been buried in the soil. Su Jin wants to take something out of their mouths and ask Hades!"

"You...!" Li Yuanji looked indifferent, and Li Jiancheng was so angry that he almost wanted to beat someone up.

"Don't panic, Your Highness, since the incident has already happened. His Royal Highness Qi has kept his hands clean, so he simply left it like this. After all, Liu Wenjing's immortality is a disaster. The current matter is Liu Wenjing's vacated position. Let's see what we want to do." Help someone to the position where Shang Shu's right servant shoots."

Li Jiancheng glanced at Wei Zheng, and immediately sat back on the chair.In my mind, I was thinking hard about people who I could use and could use.Wei Zheng was right, instead of worrying about how Liu Wenjing died, it is better to think about how to get Liu Wenjing's position into his own hands.

"How is Pei Ju?" Li Yuanji suddenly thought of Pei Ju. This old guy even gave him a beauty a few days ago.At critical moments, you can't help but think about the old guy.

"Uh...!" Wei Zheng choked up, apparently not expecting that Li Yuanji would propose Pei Ju.In terms of seniority, this hometown has been an official since the Northern Zhou Dynasty.In today's Wude Dynasty, he is considered a veteran.But this guy is slippery, oilier than cake paper.It is not so difficult to hold such a person in your hands.

"Are you too old?" Li Jiancheng knew when he saw Wei Zheng's hesitation, and Wei Zheng did not agree with this candidate.This guy Pei Ji is over 70 this year, and he is about to turn 80.It has been rare since ancient times for people to live to seventy, and God knows that one day they will die if they live to this age.

"I'm a bit older, but I still have enough qualifications." Seeing that Li Jiancheng and Wei Zheng disagreed, Li Yuanji hurried to speak for Pei Ji.The gift has been taken from others, and it would be too dishonest if things can't be done.

"This man is too tactful. When he was a small official in the Northern Zhou Dynasty, he was known for his wit and fickleness. Your Highnesses, can you really catch him?" Wei Zheng said, Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji stopped talking.Liu Wenjing's seat is too important to let someone who can't control it get it.Not even as a gift!

Seeing that Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji were silent, Wei Zheng thought for a while and said, "Chen Shuda is fine! He comes from the Jiangnan royal family, and his identity and blood are no problem. He is also in his prime, and he is also similar to the two highnesses. How about it? "

"Chen Shuda...!" Li Jiancheng chewed on the name. Chen Shuda came from the royal family in the south of the Yangtze River.The No. 17 son of Emperor Chen Xuan, with outstanding tolerance and talent, was able to compose poems impromptu when he was more than ten years old.He was named Yiyang King successively, and later served successively as Shizhong, Danyang Yin, and Duguan Shangshu.

In the ninth year of Kaihuang, the Sui army destroyed Chen.Chen Shuda surrendered with Empress Chen and was moved to Chang'an, but he was not appointed.During the Daye period, Chen Shuda was worshiped as an internal historian, and then he was released as the general guard of Jiangjun.

In the first year of Yining, Tang Guogong Li Yuan rebelled against the Sui Dynasty in Taiyuan and attacked Jiangjun. Chen Shuda offered the city and surrendered.After Li Yuan conquered Chang'an, he supported the acting king Yang You as emperor and made himself the prime minister.Chen Shuda was granted the title of Master Book of the Prime Minister's Mansion, named Duke of Handong County, and together with Wen Wen Daya, the Prime Minister's Mansion Secretary, took charge of the secrets, and participated in the drafting of military documents, amnesty decrees, and Zen Dynasty edicts.

In the first year of Wude, Yang You took the throne of Zen, and Li Yuan proclaimed himself emperor. He established the Tang Dynasty as Emperor Gaozu of Tang Dynasty, and appointed Chen Shuda as the servant of Huangmen.In the second year of Wude, Chen Shuda also served as Nayan.

In the fourth year of Wude, Tang Gaozu worshiped Chen Shuda as his servant.His speech is clear and organized, and every time he plays something, the officials of the Manchu Dynasty pay attention to him.There are also many recommendations and promotions for famous scholars in the south of the Yangtze River who have traveled to Chang'an.Among the scholars in the south of the Yangtze River, he is very influential.

"Well! This person is fine, and Gu can be regarded as an acquaintance. On weekdays, walking with the East Palace can be considered close, and treating Gu is quite respectful."

"Isn't it a bit too sour!" Li Yuanji didn't like Chen Shuda a little bit, he thought that this guy could only play tricks on the moon.With these sour words, nothing can be done.

"Shangshu's right servant shoots and doesn't command soldiers. I'm afraid the civil servants won't be convinced if he gets a general who is five big and three thick. Chen Shuda is more suitable!" Li Jiancheng made a decision directly, and no one else would think about it. Li Jiancheng.

"I heard that His Royal Highness Qin Wang has arrived in Luoyang, and will return to Chang'an in a few days. This matter needs to be settled as soon as possible, so as not to have long nights and dreams after Qin Wang returns." Wei Zheng saw that Li Jiancheng had made up his mind, and immediately advised him.

"At this time, it's probably inappropriate for us to write a letter to push him up. Father will definitely be suspicious if things go wrong. According to father's temper, Chen Shuda probably won't be able to be a servant for the rest of his life."

"To celebrate the victory over the Turks, there will be a palace banquet in the palace tonight. At that time, we will be like this...!"

"A brilliant plan! A brilliant plan!"

With Liu Wenjing dead, there was no need for Yunhao and Li Shentong to stay in the mountain any longer.Green life is good, and it is definitely enjoyable to live for three or two days.But if it lasts for more than half a month, it will be a disaster.Especially at night in the mountains, the wind is blowing cool and whizzing.However, there are still a lot of mosquitoes, and there are swarms of them like bombers at night.Even with a magic weapon like a mosquito net, it can't hold so many mosquitoes.

Especially Yun Baobao, the skin of a child is delicate.If a mosquito bites, it will swell up a lot.It was even worse at night, when the mosquito coils were lit too much and the children coughed.Yun Hao misses toilet water very much, and waits for Sun Simiao to come back from collecting herbs.I have to discuss it with the old man, what is the formula of this thing.

After Zhang Miaoke complained for the nth time, Yunhao decided to move back to Lintong's Houfu.

Yun Hao's suggestion immediately got Li Shentong's response.I have been used to being pampered and pampered all these years, but life in the mountains is really uncomfortable.Living in the comfortable Hou Mansion is far more enjoyable than living in the mountains.

Soon, Yunhao and Li Shentong will become neighbors.Because after Li Shentong informed Li Yuan, he allocated [-] mu of land in Yunhao's fief as his palace.The [-] mu of land is fully twice the size of the Hou Mansion, and Li Shentong just kept complaining about Yunhao's stinginess.Could it be that this old boy wants to build the palace to be as big as the Tai Chi Palace?

He walked out of the mountain mightily, and entered the Hou Mansion mightily.The palace is still under construction, and Li Shentong's family can only rely on the Hou's palace for the time being.

Yunhao's name is very famous, but the population in his family is very small.Only Yunhao, Zhao Shi, Zhang Miaoke and Yun Baobao can be called masters.The remaining two Yuan'er and Xin'er can only be regarded as the property of the main family.The status is only a little higher than that of servants.

In Chang'an City in June, the sky seemed to be on fire.Li Shentong was lying shirtless on a low couch, with two maidservants fanning the wind beside him.The weather is hot, and the wind blowing out is also hot.In a hurry, Li Shentong wanted to take off his underpants.

Yunhao walked in with Baby Yun and two big watermelons in his arms.Seeing Li Shentong's appearance, he wanted to cover the child's eyes.This old guy was covered in hair, and those who didn't know it thought it was a chimpanzee.Yun Hao felt that when he saw such a terrifying creature when he was a child, he would definitely have nightmares at night.

"Boy, it's just in time. The heat is tight, so hurry up and think of a way. My old life is almost dead!"

"You fanned the wrong fan. Could it be that the wind from the fan on a hot day is cold? You asked the servants to bring the ice basin and fan it against the ice basin. Would you like to see again?" Datang said. Xungui are actually local turtles, they just got rich and rich, but they don't know how to enjoy life.

The big basins of ice were placed in the four corners of the room, because someone who didn't know how to tell them would make the room cooler.Yun Hao scoffed at this statement without any physical basis!Today, I will teach this old bastard a lesson.

The servants didn't need to order, someone immediately brought the ice basin.The servant girl fanned the cool air above the ice basin with a fan, and Li Shentong's eyes lit up suddenly.Then squint like an old cat!
Baby Yun was obviously not afraid of the hairy man, and grabbed Li Shentong's beard and crawled on him.The steward next to him gasped when he saw it. If Li Shentong's grandson did this, he would be slapped and kicked away.Such a little doll still vomits blood without being slapped?

But he soon let go of his heart, Li Shentong was not only not angry.He also picked up Baby Yun and put it on his chest, and Baby Yun pulled the thick chest hair vigorously.Li Shentong was still cheerful, patting Baby Yun's bare buttocks like "ga" "ga" happily.

"Guagua!" Yun Baobao suddenly remembered something, pointed at the watermelon on the ground and yelled at Li Shentong.

Only then did Li Shentong notice the two big watermelons that Yunhao brought over.

"Can a cold melon grow so big?" Li Shentong's eyes widened. He had never seen such a big cold melon.The largest one I saw before was only the size of a bowl.I didn't expect these two to be bigger than a human head.

"This thing has to be picked. If there are fewer knots on a seedling, it will naturally grow bigger. In summer, it is very hot, and eating this thing can quench your thirst and relieve the heat. It is really a rare good thing." Yun Hao asked The man brought a knife and just cut through the skin of the watermelon.The whole watermelon swelled with a bang, with red flesh and black seeds.Yunhao skillfully cut the watermelon into diamond-shaped pieces, put them on a plate and handed them to Li Shentong.

The old guy took the watermelon, his eyes lit up after taking a bite, and then he started to plan.A piece of watermelon turned into a melon rind in his mouth, and Baby Yun was dumbfounded.I really want to see where the watermelon, which was so big just now, has gone.

"This thing is really good, by the way. There is a banquet in the palace tonight. Do you want to go? I don't want to go. But the emperor has to send a servant to invite him. It seems that Liu Wenjing's death has disturbed the emperor. These people are too dark It’s a little bit unreasonable to hack people in the sky prison like this. Do you know that a whole team of jailers in the sky prison don’t know their whereabouts.”

"I didn't expect that Liu Wenjing would die like this. I thought he would be punished by His Majesty! But that's fine, His Majesty thought about Liu Wenjing's death for no reason. Maybe the Liu family will escape, maybe in these two days There will be a decree to pardon Liu Wenjing's family." Yun Hao said casually while patiently feeding Baby Yun watermelon.

"Let's not talk about this. I'll pack up later and go to the palace with the old man at night. His grandma wants to see what bobcats and beasts live in Chang'an City." Li Shentong was also a little annoyed by Liu Wenjing's death.With a wave of his hand, Yun Hao was asked to prepare.

If you pretend to be a pig for a long time, people will think you are really a pig.Looking at the flesh on your body, it would be bad if you wanted to cut a knife.Yun Hao felt that it was okay to accompany Li Shentong for a while, at least let those who impeached him take a good look.In just a few days, Liu Wenjing, who took the lead in impeaching her, had died in the prison.But I am still alive and well.

Only by making these guys feel fear can we ensure that this kind of thing will never happen again.If Li Shentong hadn't entered the palace overnight to persuade him, Li Yuan in the Golden Palace would have supported him.It is a dream for Yunhao to pass the test easily!

The lesson is profound!Yunhao decided not to pretend to be a pig anymore, although pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is fun.But the difficulty factor is too high, it is better to play the wolf directly.As long as I offend Lao Tzu, I will give you a bite when I go up.Don't bite off a piece of meat, and resolutely don't let go.

This is the way the world is, only those who kill and set fire live happily.But honest people are good people, but they have to be bullied by those wicked people.Maybe God despises honest people. What the old man needs are bad genes, which can be passed on well.

After going back and changing his clothes, when the sun was setting and the sun was not so poisonous, Yun Hao followed Li Shentong to Chang'an City.

(End of this chapter)