lazy tang

Chapter 407 The Joy After Victory

The commander is drinking porridge, and the soldiers are also drinking porridge.People are not machines, and killers who are extremely tired physically and mentally are far from being able to recover after a night of sleep.The one who can keep the body and spirit always in a state of excitement, the **** is Hitler!
It took three days to fix it, within these three days.The barracks was very quiet, because the soldiers only ate and slept.The days of swords and swords have been going on for almost two months, and both physically and mentally need to be restored.

Three days later in the morning, the master blew the great horn.Immediately afterwards, the war drums began to beat, and each sound seemed to be beating on people's hearts.These bastards actually beat the drums at the same frequency as the heartbeat.With the acceleration of the drumbeat, everyone's blood boiled.

Fortunately, the drum beater didn't have the skills of a pile driver, otherwise everyone in the barracks would have a heart attack due to a rapid heartbeat.

The guards waited for Yun Hao to put on his armor, but the dark armor disappeared.It was replaced by a shining bright armor, which weighed a full eighty catties.The bright silver helmet is bright silver armor, covered with ocher yellow robe.Standing majestic and majestic on the inspection platform in the middle, the shining armor reflected the sunlight like the mansion of Ruo Shen.If there are a few more flags on the back, it will not be much different from Zhao Zilong on the stage.

There is no accurate score for this day this year, on the way back to Bingzhou.The spring breeze melted the earth and brought many troubles to the army.After finally arriving in Bingzhou, it's fucking cold again.The cold wind blows "whoosh" and "whoosh", and it feels like a knife is cutting flesh on the face.Yun Hao, who had just walked out of the house, had the urge to run back.

If someone else was the chief official, Yun Hao wouldn't leave the house even if he was killed.In this kind of weather, inspecting the army is purely to make yourself uncomfortable.

Facing the cold wind, Qiu Shili and Sheng Yanshi stood like nails.The icy cold wind blew the faces of these two guys like apples.However, the beards of these two goods are very thick, and the function of keeping warm is very good.

These two bastards came up with the idea of ​​the school inspection, not because of anything else but because of the old guy Pei Ji.In order to make a good impression on Mr. Pushe, these two people also fought hard.There is no way, they are all younger brothers brought out by himself, so Yun Hao has to accompany the two guys to make a fuss no matter what.In the future, when he returns to Chang'an City, if he wants to give his subordinates some background, he will have to rely on Pei Ji to speak.This old bastard is now Shangshu Zuopushe, the head of the Ministry of War.With a million soldiers of the Tang Dynasty in his hands, the real power is not ordinary.It is far from being comparable to that bastard Liu Wenjing.

The official position is not as good as Pei Ji, the age is not as good as Pei Ji, and the title is even more fucking not as good as Pei Ji.But because he was the chief officer, Yunhao stood in the center.Standing on the stage were all distinguished generals, all of them with shy chests and bellies, their eyes wide open with anger.A few shameless people even changed their armor with their subordinates, and put on the tattered armor cut by knives and axes, trying to make a good impression in front of the big bosses of the Ministry of War.

For these petty thoughts of his subordinates, Yun Hao didn't say anything about them.Coming out to hang out is nothing more than trying to get promoted and make a fortune. These days you mention slogans like "All China", which is insulting people's IQ.In order to make positive progress, it is also a smart person to play some tricks.

The soldiers all stood in the snow without saying a word.Even Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er, who were watching the excitement, couldn't help but stand up straighter.Liu Fulu was beside Pei Ji, standing like a shrimp, not daring to lift his head.The coercion of the prime minister made this guy want to stuff his head in his crotch.

A string of Turkic people was pulled out, they were prisoners of war left by Zuo Wuwei.A total of more than 100 people are being used as labor these days.The troops coming down from the battlefield must worship the heavens and offer sacrifices to the gods, and of course there must be things like cattle and sheep.But the most noble sacrifice is a person.

Yun Hao, who was born under the Red Flag and grew up in New China, disliked the massacre of prisoners of war.I am not Matsui Iwane, and I will be punished by my conscience for doing such a thing.But thinking of how miserable the people in Hebei were suffered by the Turkic people, Yun Hao pretended to be blind and didn't see it.As for the wailing of those prisoners of war, it was like singing.Aren't all ethnic minorities good at singing and dancing?If you kill a dog, you can still keep the dog from howling.What's more, the Turks themselves said it.They are the offspring of wolves!

Wolves and dogs are related, so Yunhao regards Turks as dogs.If the Turks protest, at most it will be changed to a wolf dog.

"Sacrifice to heaven!" Qiu Shili's resounding voice echoed in the school grounds.The guy with the red cloth wrapped around his head and the ghost knife in his hand swung the machete in his hand.These bastards seem to be expressing themselves on purpose, picking the back of the head where the knife is cut.With a single blow, the human head can fly up in a whirl, and the blood soars more than ten feet high.The head of the person who landed was full of blood and snow, and his eyes were still blinking.

The soldiers let out loud cheers, and when they saw that the blood had not soared high, they would also let out a chorus of regret.As for the human heads rolling all over the ground, they looked like a piece of shit in their eyes.

"The murderous intent in the hearts of the soldiers is still very strong!" Pei Ji said with a dull expression when he saw your blood gushing like a fountain.

"The Turks besieged Bingzhou, and Zuo Wuwei only suffered more than 500 casualties. Eight thousand Zuo Wuwei soldiers fought fiercely with the Turks for two days, and now there are only so many who can stand. Counting, 720 and three people, if it is Mr. Pushe, would he hate these Turkic people who killed them?"

"Knowing the bitterness of your battle, His Majesty asked the old man to come here to work in the army. The imperial court should give Zuo Wuwei, and there will be nothing missing. As for you...!" Pei Ji stroked his beard abruptly.

"What's the matter, kid?" Yun Hao was a little surprised, this old guy Pei Ji was the roundworm in Li Yuan's stomach.It's not once or twice for two guys with broken backs to hold an open meeting together.His opinion is basically Li Yuan's opinion.

"You...! There is no document from the Ministry of War, and no order from His Majesty. But you are the commander of the first army, and you have the right to act cheaply. In addition, the king of Qin will endorse you, and no one will say anything after winning the battle. But why do you want to?" Arrest Liu Wenjing, do you know that he is the right servant of Tang Shangshu? The dignified prime minister made you imprisoned, and he was tied up in the Shuofang tower for a night, and he was almost captured by the Turks.

To tell you the truth, Liu Wenjing sued you.I sue you for committing disorderly sight and no dignity, and ask Your Majesty to preside over the court's laws.The crown prince, King Qi, and the eldest grandson Shunde naturally contributed to the flames.That is to say, your kid, Jane, is in the heart of the emperor, and someone else's head should be hung on the flagpole to wait for it to dry. "Pei Ji shook his head helplessly, he saw the situation of Zuo Wuwei.

Knowing that they have made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan also wants to protect the face of the prime minister.If lower-level officials dare to kidnap superior officials at every turn, how can the world be governed.

Liu Wenjing is also a really smart person, he knows that peace talks are a piece of shit.His subordinates accused Yunhao of being domineering, accusing Yunhao of committing crimes, and accusing Yunhao of sending troops without permission.But none of them sued Yunhao for sabotaging the peace talks.Li Yuan, who was thinking of taking advantage of the situation, suddenly had no reason to protect Yunhao.

"The broken drum on the boy's face has already been beaten by thousands of people. The boy is a prince of the country, and no matter how great his meritorious service is, it is not good. But the casualties of the soldiers this time are so heavy. If His Majesty does not reward enough, it will really hurt. In their hearts, it will be difficult for them to fight to the death if there is a war in the future."

"Don't worry about this. The imperial court sent this old man here to reward the soldiers. Of course, you are excluded! Back in Chang'an, it would be nice not to be impeached.

It's rare that you kid can see it openly. I really don't know how your brain grows.Other families all want to get promoted and get rich, wishing they could be crowned dukes and princes at a young age.You are far-sighted, it is not suitable for the younger generation to be such a big official.Although you have a close relationship with the royal family, it is not good for you if you are really crowned king. "

Pei Ji still admires Yun Hao, this guy always doesn't care much about titles and official positions.Far better than those guys who turn into werewolves when they see an official position, they are not many who know how to protect themselves at a young age.

"Your Majesty Pushe was just joking, but in fact the boy is worthless. This time, when he returns to Guanzhong, his wife and children will be beaten to death and they will not come out to fight again. You don't know, the boy was really scared the night Shuofang City was broken. A fierce man like Xiong Kuohai was crushed, and Zuo Wuwei suffered seven or eight out of ten casualties. At that time, I really felt that I was going to die.

Don't dare to die!The wife is still young and the son is young.In case my wife can't stand it any longer, I found a stepfather for my son.Damn it, when the time comes, I will eat my food and drink my food.Sleeping with my mother-in-law can still beat my child.quit!Don't kill me! "

"Your boy is also a marquis, the commander of the first army, do you think this is appropriate for the military parade?"

"My lord Pushe, take a look. Is there anything we need to do here? It's good to poke the same tablet. After a while, I will drink a big bowl and eat meat with a big piece. I also point to Master Pushe to drink two more glasses with the soldiers. , strong military power!"

"Get out! This old man still has to read the imperial decree. If you beat this old man to death, you won't drink with those murderers. How about two glasses? Don't you know what the fuck is an old man? Those murderers use pots to drink. If you want to get drunk to death, you should beat me up." !" Pei Ji had a thick beard, and if it wasn't for the military parade, he might really have done it.

The two laughed and waved to the audience.Soldiers walked past the inspection stand in a single line, and those who were injured were also carried by Pao Ze.Many of them have broken their legs and can only walk with crutches in the future.These people will be discharged when they return to Chang'an. This is their last glory as soldiers, and the Paoze cannot bear to leave anyone behind.

After the team passed by, Pei Ji came out to announce the decree.Yun Hao clearly understood every word, but he didn't understand a single word of what it meant.Looking back, seeing Xiong Kuo Hai was very intoxicated, and gave him a kick as if he was drinking fine wine.You stupid bastard who doesn't even know a few words, what kind of cloves are you here for.

The soldiers didn't understand, but they didn't care.After Pei Ji finished reading the imperial decree, cheers like a tsunami filled the entire school grounds.They are all the lowest level soldiers, let alone see the emperor in this life.Even the chance to listen to the imperial decree is rare. It doesn't matter what the imperial decree says.The important thing is to be able to brag to those in Chuang Tzu when I go back. Lao Tzu was the one who was praised by the imperial decree.It was Shang Shu Zuo Pu She who read it to Lao Tzu himself.

As for thousands of people listening to this kind of thing together, naturally they will not tell others.

After a pretentious ceremony, meat dishes were served... the banquet.

Liu Fulu tried his best to curry favor with the two court chiefs, and he got all the chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep within a radius of ten miles.As long as Shangguan is satisfied with the food, he even dares to kill cattle.It's so cold in winter, it's not surprising that the cow froze to death.

Shuofang killed so badly that even the cooks in the army suffered heavy casualties.All the cooks in Bingzhou city could not support such a big scene.But no matter how difficult it is, Liu Fulu's hard-working heart cannot be defeated.

Isn't it because there are not so many people cooking?Easy to handle, I don't cook.Everyone eats hot pot in the winter, and it is impossible to have a copper-skinned hot pot like Lord Hou.However, there is no shortage of iron pots for cooking, let alone 2000 people, even 5000 people can provide food.

The cattle and sheep are killed two days in advance, and thrown in cold water to remove the sour taste.Take it out and hang it outside overnight, and it will freeze as hard as a rock.There is no way to deal with this kind of meat.The plane used by the carpenter came in handy, and the cutting edge of the plane sharpened rapidly.Push it hard, and it will be a piece of meat.If it is thin, you can see the light on the opposite side through the flesh.

There are no vegetables in winter, but radishes are enough to eat, and there are green garlic sprouts in the officers' pots.The two old donkeys grind sesame paste day and night, if not for sesame paste.These two ends have long been out of the soup pot.

Wine is a bit difficult to handle, the killers said.I just want to take a sip of Yun's steamed wine, it is said that it is the delicacy in the world.Hearing this, Liu Fulu's cheeks twitched, the Yun family's steamed wine was expensive.Bingzhou City sold it, but it was not enough for the gang to drink.

Fortunately, the shopkeeper of Yun's family sent a lot of steamed wine, which saved Liu Fulu's life.Her chest was patted like King Kong, "Brother, you can tell me anything in Bingzhou from now on. As long as you can do it, you must be unambiguous...Which girl do you like?"

Soldiers don't care whether food is good or bad, as long as there is wine and meat, it is good food.Eating large pieces of meat and drinking in large bowls is the treatment only thieves can have.The slices of mutton were a bit shabby, not worthy of a military look.But the weather is cold, so it doesn't matter so much.

Wrapped in thick fur, Yunhao looks like a huge bear.The burnt bright armor has been removed long ago, and only people with abnormal heads wear it in the cold weather.No umbrella in winter, no umbrella in summer, does not exist in Yunhao's dictionary.

There was a lot of voices in the barracks, and flammable pine firewood was thrown in the stove.The barracks immediately warmed up, and there were fruits hanging from the small fire.The beef and mutton are rolled in the milky white soup, and the Yunjia steamed wine in the big altar can be drunk without limit.A sip is unforgettable, and the next day I have a headache and I would rather die than die.

Soldiers who lack spare parts brag together, and those who lack a finger will be despised.Those who are missing two toes are basically qualified, and those who are missing half an arm are considered heroes.It wasn't until two guys with missing noses came over with meat in their mouths that the surroundings became quiet, and they respected them as big brothers in unison.

Life and death on the battlefield are commonplace!A piece of flesh falling off his body is really not worth mentioning.Compared with those robes that were burnt to ashes, at least he still has a body to drink and eat meat, so there is nothing he is dissatisfied with.

Killing on the battlefield is like this, at first it was a heroic smile.As we talked, it turned into crying again.After drinking high, some sang and some danced.There are also those who fight with old fists, but in terms of quantity, there are still few literary and artistic ones, and most of them have a tendency to beat people and destroy things.

(End of this chapter)