lazy tang

Chapter 353
"Someone really eats steamed buns dipped in human blood?" Yun Hao's eyes were bigger than a cow's, and Liu Da panicked when he saw it.

Yun Hao still doesn't have that kind of bad taste in visiting such things as killing living people.However, this does not prevent Liu Da, the chief steward, from going to visit. The enemy is the biggest enemy of the main family.If you don't listen to two screams, how can you relieve the hatred in your heart.

Liu Da and even the entire Lintong people really hated Wu Yuanshuang.They are all poor people who have suffered from hunger. Before Yun Hao came, he knew very well what the big guy looked like.There is only one pair of trousers in the family, and there are many families who need to take turns to go out.It's not just a joke for the poor who can't wear pants.

Everything changed because of the arrival of the master's family. It was heaven for them to be able to eat and wear warm clothes.In the past, I couldn't afford two meals of porridge a day, and I had to deal with half a year of wild vegetables and half a year's food.During the famine, everyone trembled with hunger when they went out.Now I eat three meals a day, with fish and meat, and they are all dry rice, and those who enjoy themselves are guilty of crimes.

It's a mess of not robbing men or dominating women, and they don't have any of the vices that nobles have.Many times, people in Lintong doubt whether the main family is a noble or not.According to their thinking, as the Marquis, he should at least harm one or two big girls with signs on the street.Seeing a beautiful little daughter-in-law, there must be an eagle dog to carry her home.

Where is there an aristocrat who is dedicated to the welfare of the people and the development of the region.This kind of scum among the nobility is simply a naked insult to rights.People who have just arrived in Lintong are very uncomfortable with the kindness of the Yun family.

But the master is just such a person, apart from being outrageously lazy, there seems to be nothing to blame.With such an owner's house, Liu Da felt that the ancestral grave of the old Liu's family must be full of smoke.

"Master Hou, don't you know? This is a Taoist prescription, which says that human blood is extremely yang, especially the hot blood in the heart of an adult man is the best of the extreme yang. Guys with tuberculosis, it is best to Drink the blood of your heart directly. But think about it, drinking blood directly is too difficult, and few people can drink it. After a while, some people want to dip steamed buns with human blood. I heard that the little one Whoever ate it...!"

Yun Hao's head buzzed, the things described by Mr. Lu Xun actually happened in reality.

Humans are really strange creatures. As long as they study something they don't understand, they will come up with many strange explanations.Later generations saw a medicinal herb named Liang Shangchen in "Compendium of Materia Medica".Look at the effect, my God.It can cure death by hanging!
Liangshangchen is the upside-down dust in the ancient house. To put it bluntly, it is the dust accumulated on the beams.Using this thing can cure hanging, Yun Hao really admires the brains of the ancients.

"Master Hou...! Master Hou...!" Seeing Yun Hao in a daze, Liu Da hurriedly exchanged hostess in a low voice.There are also important things that have not been reported, such as seeing a woman who is similar to the mistress in the execution ground.

Surrounded by a group of beauties, Young Master Yun was so happy that his nose was bubbling.At the age of wearing open crotch pants, Yun Hao is envious of this kind of treatment.A group of men surrounding a girl in open crotch pants is considered indecent.But if a group of women surround a boy, that's fine.

The juicy and tender little person, whoever sees it wants to pinch it.Poor Yun Size, his little face was pinched red.Some shameless ones even grab a bull to eat.As a creature like a woman, once you get married, reserve is a scarce product.She was as shy as a little girl, and she threw them all out of the blue.All of them are developing in the direction of female hooligans!
The eldest grandson with prairie blood is tough, and she is the only one who eats the baby bull.The eldest son Li Chengqian was born in Chengqian Palace the year before last, and the younger son Li Tai was born last year. After giving birth, she tended to become a female hooligan.Of course, the targets of hooliganism are boys under the age of five.If it was a boy of eighteen, Li Er would slash people with a knife.

"Smart people are born with smart children. The one in your family has almost all the treasures of heaven and earth. Looking at this kid's appearance, he is not much worse than his old man when he grows up. You, what a genius!" Blessed." The eldest grandson withdrew his claws and praised Zhang Miaoke with a smile.

"It's good that one generation is stronger than the next generation, but his cleverness is not comparable to ordinary people. This time we were all worried about him, but we didn't expect it to be a trick with His Majesty. The Marquis lost his hat for two days If not, put it back on the head. For such a person, there is another one in Tang Dynasty?" Li Xiuning was very interested in the watermelon of the Yun family, and she did not have an eldest grandson to give birth to.After giving birth to her eldest son, Chai Lingwu, she hadn't had a baby for several years.

"It's all the help of the princess and His Royal Highness the King of Qin. My husband said so. A friend in adversity sees the truth, and the Yun family took over this friendship. Think about how many people framed my family's husband in the court that day. Those who supported the Yun family, besides the old prince of Huainan, also There are only a few of us.

Why……!This time I passed this hurdle, and I discussed it with my husband.Nayuan'er and Xin'er are concubines, and there are more women in the family.It's true to tie the old men at home and don't go out to cause trouble. "What happened this time can be regarded as frightening Zhang Miaoke.

He didn't have a meal or watch a movie, held hands to sleep, and directly took Xin'er Yuan'er into Sai Yunhao's bed.I hope there are more women in the family and more children.He can also tie Yunhao at home, and every time he goes out to wander around, it is thrilling.

There are evils on the ground in Chang'an, it's better to go less.This was Yuan Tiangang's advice to Zhang Miaoke, and Zhang Miaoke took it very seriously.

"It should have been like this a long time ago. You look at those who are all over Chang'an. My Marquis, there are eight if not ten maids in the family. This is not counting those concubines, and there are only three in your family including you. They have all read it." Twenty ones, I want good people to wait for the palace to pick girls, I will pick a few smart ones for you. The Wang Meiren who was favored by the heavenly father the other day is thirteen years old, and she looks...!"

Li Xiuning was gossiping about her father with a smile, Yun Hao who walked to the door turned his head and left. 13 years old, not even a junior high school student.An old man who doesn't practice Li Yuan can get rid of his teeth, he can't imagine letting Li Xiuning put people in his family.Except for underage girls, Yun Hao couldn't think of anything else.Don't be a primary school student, otherwise there will be psychological shadows.

Just when I wanted to go out for a stroll, the bear-like majestic Kuohai followed me.This is the sequelae of the last attack, now Xiong Kuohai never allows Yun Hao to go out alone.The riches and honors of hundreds of families, old and young, all fall on this master, and something went wrong, so why don't you go back to Taihang Mountain to suffer?

"Hey...!" He sighed deeply, this is the trouble of the superior.Thinking about the same as before, wearing casual clothes and taking my son out to make skewers is simply a dream.

He gave up his plan of shopping, turned his head and went to the academy.

(End of this chapter)