lazy tang

Chapter 202 Master Yunhao
Yun Hao doesn't like the feeling of calculating people very much, it can be said that he hates it very much.Showing off your IQ in front of these Sui people doesn't give you any sense of accomplishment.If he has time, he prefers to watch Zhang Miaoke breastfeed his son.The white breasts and the little pink mouth of his son are the most beautiful scenery in the world no matter how you look at them.

But now he has to face a drooling pervert, it's disgusting!Yun Hao swore that every pore of his body despised the Great Sui General in front of him.

The county magistrate of Hu County next to him was about to pee his pants, not because of the great official power of the surrounding Ying Yanglang General Yao Junsu, but because of the smiling young man beside him.

The day before yesterday, I saw the fragmented magistrate of the county, and the magistrate of the magistrate whose mother was hard to recognize.The county magistrate was so excited about his decision to stay in the county magistrate.It's so fucking wise, thank you both for your kindness.If it wasn't for the fear of the county magistrate's meritorious service, he would have been kept in the county seat.Now, it was really hard to say what his own body would look like.

This young man surnamed Yun took over the county seat, and of course his public identity was the new director of the county.In the years of war, talents... must be promoted exceptionally, and there is nothing wrong with being younger.

The county magistrate's calves are twisted, and he can't speak clearly.Any family, young and old, who were locked up at home with sharp knives and necks would look like this.

"Small... small... small... the villain sees the general!" Xian Cheng's plump chin shook wildly, and ripples appeared on his fat like waves.

"Huh? How did you climb up to the position of county magistrate like you? Forget it, this general was ordered by the commander-in-chief to suppress the rebellion. As a guide, you will have to come from Hu county for all the military supplies and food. If you have No way, I'll chop off your pig's head immediately!"

Jun Yao was so tired of this obese county magistrate, a person who couldn't even understand a word, it was really hard to be liked by others.But there is no way, there is only such an official in this county, and the rest are killed by Chai Shao like chopping melons and vegetables.Under the nameless mountain, it is said that the stench of dead bodies can be heard for ten miles.

"Plop!" There was no answer, but the magistrate could not bear such a great mental pressure.He collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth and throbbing.A large area was wet inside the crotch, and a strong smell of urine came out of the pants.

I didn't expect this guy to have epilepsy...!Yun Hao had no choice but to bite the bullet and do it himself.

"General, my county magistrate is suffering from epilepsy. If you have any orders, you should order the younger ones. As long as the younger ones can do it, you will definitely not disappoint the general." Yun Hao bowed and bowed to Yao Junsu Said.

"Who are you?" A handsome young man is attractive, and Yun Hao's external image and temperament must be better than that obese county magistrate.Especially this sentence of the general made Yao Junsu feel comfortable all over.

"Reporting to the general, the villain is the new county chief. The previous chief was killed by thieves, so the county magistrate helped the villain to become the chief."

"Well! You have to organize the supplies for the army as soon as possible. When it's done, this general will give you the grace to take you to Chang'an to be an official. It's a mess, hehe! This general will behead your head first. Did you hear me clearly?"

"No! The villain will do it right now, and please invite the general and his entourage to rest in the county office. The food and fodder may be sent to the general's camp at night." Yun Hao bowed to Yao Junsu with a look of fear and fear.

Yao Junsu sat in the back hall of the county yamen, but waited for two hours.I felt that this kid was very flattering and good at handling things.

In Xiaoxiaohu County, there are such high-quality orchids.The skin is white, the waist is slender and the breasts are big, and the big butt suddenly expands under the slender waist.What's rare is that he still knows about incense, sitting on his lap, a refreshing fragrance pours straight into his nose.In Chang'an, there is no one who is consistent, and it is absolutely impossible to get such a high-quality orchid.

"Reporting to the general, the villain has already raised three hundred tans of rice and grain. There are also one hundred fat sheep, chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry and twenty carts, which have been sent to the military camp outside the city. In addition, the villain has also collected Some servants went to the barracks to cook food for the army. They will definitely let the army eat well, and tomorrow they will be in the best condition to suppress the rebellion.

Well……!The lord came from afar, and the boy sent this pair of sisters orchids to serve the lord in private.If the adults are still satisfied, stay for now.If you are not satisfied, I heard that the county lord has a rich family, and his face is like a peach blossom...! "For the first time, Yunhao realized that he had the potential of a bustard.

County magistrate Qiu's daughter is indeed beautiful, but her face is full of acne and freckles... The general looked at it, and vomiting for three liters is probably inevitable.

"Forget it! Anyway, they are the children of officials and eunuchs, so I want to save some dignity for the dead county magistrate. This is very good for Orchid, and you are flattering me. This general will bring two thousand soldiers and horses, and I will wipe out the rebels in one fell swoop. I see you are good at fawning, after tomorrow's victory, you can go back to Chang'an with this general. I will arrange a position for you in the army, and it is better to keep it than this master book." The spy said that there are only one or two hundred people in Li's family.

This time Qu Tutong gave him two thousand elite fruits for killing Chai Shao and Li Xiuning.Yao Junsu has great confidence!
"Thank you, my lord, I have prepared a banquet in the back house, and I invite you to enjoy it. I'm going to the army now, to see what the soldiers need. As long as Hu County has it, the general and I will definitely be there." The pawns are satisfied."

"You are quite clever, go down!" Yao Junsu waved his hand, and drove Yun Hao away like a fly.He had heard reports from his own guards a long time ago, and knew that the barracks had begun to kill sheep for food.As for drinking, he is still vigilant.The army is out and has a mission, and alcohol prohibition is the proper meaning.Fortunately, this kid does things fairly well, sending sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, and good fodder.But there is no drink, which makes Yao Junsu very satisfied.

Soldiers eat well, and they have their own sweetness.Although there are only two orchids, it is rare for him to be able to do this for a small master.Yao Junsu thought that when he went back, he had to arrange a better position for this kid.

Inside the big camp outside the city was a jubilant scene, and every camp was killing chickens and sheep.Of course, the big soldiers can't eat chicken.It was enjoyed by the officers, but it is also rare to be able to eat large pieces of mutton.Everyone's big bowl is full of rice.There are big chunks of mutton piled on top, and a spoonful of mutton soup is poured on it.Oily, it makes people appetite just looking at it.

Although the recruited servants are thick and big, they are even bigger than men.But cooking is definitely a good hand, not to mention the stewed mutton.There seem to be beans with a hint of sweetness in it, which is very sweet in the mouth.As for the cooks in the army, they should be chopped up and fed to the dogs.

It's a pity that there is no wine, which is also impossible.Before the army battle, drinking alcohol was prohibited.They are all veterans, and they still understand military orders.

The servants were very winking, and secretly hid the intercepted mutton after cooking.Just out of the camp!

The sentinel opened his eyes and closed his eyes, and the family cooked the food well.Secretly leave some meat home to feed the children, and no one will act as a bad person to stop it.

Xia Xuanyue hangs high in the sky, with curved eyebrows that look like smiling eyes.Yao Junsu drank a lot of wine, and the two orchids were fairies.One mouthful of Guan Zhong speaks more neatly than him, while drinking and guessing.They lost their drinks, and they lost their clothes.General Yao punched so well that the two orchids stripped naked without drinking much.

Under the light, the snow-white carcass exudes a glint of light.Yao Junsu couldn't bear it anymore, there seemed to be a fire burning in his chest.A hot current reached the lower abdomen, and the primitive desire occupied almost every brain cell.

Tomorrow's battle is imminent, let's have a good time tonight.

What Yao Jun didn't know was that the military camp outside the city had already been boiled at this time.The toilet in the military has become the most sought-after place, whether it is an officer or a soldier.They all carried their trousers and waited outside the toilet.Many people couldn't wait, and simply took off their pants and solved it on the spot.For a while, the entire barracks was filled with stench.Everyone clutched their bellies and wailed, but the elite soldiers turned into soft-legged shrimps for half the night.

Not only people are like this, but even the horses that ate the bean food did not escape.Many war horses had to lie on the ground, gasping for breath.It seems that if you pull it down again, you will have to pull it to death.

The gates of the city were closed, and soldiers who wanted to deliver letters to the city entered the city.Even if they entered the Palace of the King of Hades, more than a dozen corpses were lying in the cave of the city gate.People who smell bloody will have a sore brain!The killers of the Li family are always cruel.Such a big living person, you can just wipe his neck, why does Mao have to split his head in half?The brains are scattered all over the place, it's disgusting to look at.The killers are still enjoying it, as if otherwise, it is not enough to show their martial arts.

I looked at the moon in the sky, and then at the noisy barracks.Yun Hao waved the torch in his hand three times, which was the signal to act.

Seeing the torches circling around the top of the city, Chai Shao rushed into the county government office with a hundred of the most elite killers of the Li family.His opponent was dozens of Yao Junsu's personal soldiers who were unprepared.

Many people were killed in their dreams, when Yao Junsu rushed out with his butt naked.Three crossbow arrows were nailed into his chest in front of him, before he was born with a scream.A big man rushed over with a knife in his pocket.Yao Junsu's last memory is the screams of those two orchids.Then, a mass of darkness enveloped him.

Killed Tongtong in the county government to ensure that no one was left alive.It took only a stick of incense before and after, and the corpses were piled up in the yard.After counting the number of people, Yao Junsu's body was found and beheaded.Chai Shao took the people and left!
The roaring horseshoes shattered the tranquility of Hu County, and more than a hundred knights galloped past on the long street.When the knights arrived, the city gate burst open.Dozens of knights joined in, and Yun Hao stood on the top of the wall.Seeing the galloping cavalry, like sharp swords in the night, they stabbed straight at the barracks outside the city.

(End of this chapter)