Magic Item Master

Chapter 782 A Little Thing About Jeff

"Sir, is there anything else? I still have work to do." Seeing Zhang Ben's pensive expression, Xiao Kui asked cautiously.

Zhang Ben looked up at Xiaokui and asked, "Wait, what do you think of me?"

"Sir, you have already asked this question." Xiao Kui said helplessly after hearing this.

Zhang Ben shook his head and said, "No, what I mean is, how about me as a man? Do I meet the criteria for choosing a spouse for women here?"

"Sir, I don't know much about this." Xiaokui was taken aback for a moment, then said in embarrassment.

Zhang Ben looked at Xiao Kui and said, "Then what do you think? Just you, do you think I meet your criteria for choosing a husband?"

"I don't know..." Xiaokui said with a little fear as her legs trembled.

She felt that Zhang Ben wanted to attack her. Although she was aware of this when she first came to work as a maid, she still felt a little scared when it came to this time.

Zhang Ben understood, he waved his hand and said, "Go down, remember to close the door."

"Then sir, I'm going to work." Xiaokui turned around and walked away quickly as if she had been pardoned.

After Zhang Ben closed the door, he smiled helplessly, obviously he was regarded as a pervert by Xiaokui.

What he said just now was actually asked after careful consideration, mainly because he really didn't know how to pick up girls.

Unfortunately, he is doomed to be unlikely to get the love he wants from Xiaokui.

Concentrating his body and mind, he stopped thinking about love and love, but closed his eyes and sorted out the vast exercises in his mind.

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Magic cabin.

In the scorching summer, the voices of cicadas kept coming and going.

"Old Zhang, can you turn off the sound of Cicada? It's so noisy!" Lina said while sitting on a chair in the backyard eating watermelon, chewing.

Zhang Sen lay on the reclining chair, looked at the sun in the sky, and said with a smile: "In the summer without Zhizhisheng, I always feel that something is missing. I think it is very necessary to have Zhizhi's voice."

"It's so noisy." Lina said a little angrily.

Seeing that Lina couldn't take it anymore, Zhang Sen had to take out the remote control and press the button, and the cicada sound suddenly disappeared.

In fact, it is not summer yet, but the remote control in Zhang Ben's hand can specify the weather within a certain range, and even control some corresponding natural phenomena.

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Seasonal air conditioner remote control

Durability: 10/10
Magic attribute: Seasonal chapter initiative: It can adjust the user-centered season within a radius of [-] miles.

Remarks: spring, summer, autumn and winter, as I choose!

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Because there is no shortage of singularities, Zhang Sen naturally makes props indiscriminately.

So now he has a lot of props, and he really needs to write one by one in detail, which is enough for those unscrupulous Internet authors to spend a few months on the water.

For example, the watermelon Lina eats now comes from a refrigerator:
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Fruit Refrigerator

Durability: 10/10
Magic attribute: Chapter [-] Fruits Passive: Plug in the power supply, and various fruits will be randomly generated.

Remarks: Whatever fruit you want to eat, you will be satisfied!
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It is worth mentioning that the attributes of this refrigerator seem to be frustrating, but in fact they are very hanging.

Because theoretically all fruits can be made out of thin air, and in the Eternal Kingdom, fruits such as ginseng fruit and yellow plum are also considered fruits.

Although this attribute does not mean much to Zhang Sen, if the refrigerator is thrown into other worlds, it is probably enough to make a protagonist rise. If there happens to be an author who hits the street and dreams about this story, the title of the book will probably be "About My Family" The Little Thing That the Refrigerator Spits Out Fruit".

"Brother Zhang Sen!!!!!!!!!!!!"

While Zhang Sen was drinking fruit juice and basking in the sun, Jeff rushed in crying like a three-hundred-pound child, knelt down and rubbed his legs in front of him, and hugged his thighs with a pair of hairy hands.

Zhang Sen wanted to kick him away, but found that he was hugging him very tightly, so he said helplessly, "If you have something to say, talk about it."

"My cheating father wants me to be a father." Jeff said with a sad face.

Zhang Sen frowned, and it took him a while to understand the meaning of Jeff's words, and said, "Which family's Qian Jin?"

"Taoism." Jeff replied, still maintaining a sad face.

Zhang Sen said flatly: "That should be good, anyway, you already have quite a few wives."

"Those are not real wives, they are just lovers, but my father wants me to marry Dao Rulong." Jeff said with a sad face.

Zhang Sen frowned and said: "I remember that the country will never prosper and marry."

"Yes, that... I accidentally drank too much one day..." Jeff said with a little shame at this time.

Zhang Sen was even more speechless. He looked at Jeff for a long time before he said, "Since you've made someone else's belly bigger, do you want to pretend that nothing happened?"

"But I really don't want to marry Dao Rulong, do you know what kind of person that is?" Jeff said with a look of despair.

At this moment, Zhang Sen saw a muscular woman with a height of two meters, a thick back, and a muscular body, came out of the house, walked slowly behind Jeff, and looked at Jeff calmly.

He asked cooperatively, "What kind of person?"

"She is not human at all. I will never marry her, even if I kill her. I have a normal sexuality, how can I marry a man." Jeff said excitedly.

Before Zhang Sen could speak, the burly woman behind Jeff said, "It's just right, I don't want to marry you either, so...you marry me, I gave it to you for the first time, if you dare to betray me, I will marry you." Kill you!"

Looking at Dao Rulong's casserole-sized fist, Zhang Sen couldn't help swallowing, this woman is so scary.

"Monster, don't come here!" Jeff froze when he heard Dao Rulong's voice, he turned around slowly and saw Dao Rulong's stalwart body, and immediately screamed, like a good girl who was bullied, he quickly hid in Zhang Behind Sen's back, he said with a look of fear.

Dao Rulong looked directly at Jeff and said, "You are really ignorant to call your fiancée a monster."

"Who wants to marry you, brother Zhang Sen, you must help me. You have a lot of flexible brains and methods, and you must have a way, right." Jeff first yelled at Dao Rulong, and then looked at Zhang Sen pleadingly.

Zhang Sen had a headache. He found that Dao Rulong was already staring at him. If he nodded, he might be beaten.

Of course, Dao Rulong would definitely not be able to beat him, after all, Zhuling could appear in front of him in an instant, so Dao Rulong was definitely not Zhuling's opponent.

"Sister, if a marriage wants to last, it must need love. Do you think you have love with Jeff?" Zhang Sen thought for a while, but still felt that he should be persuaded. After all, marriages without any emotional basis often have no love. Happiness to speak of, he still hoped that the two of them could get together well.

Dao Rulong nodded and said: "That night, I felt love, so I fell in love with him."

"The devil wants you to look at it, Zhang Sen, help me, come on." Jeff said with a face full of horror.

Zhang Sen was a little speechless after hearing this, and he turned around and said, "Jeff, the so-called women chasing men's interlayer yarn, since this eldest sister likes you, why don't you give it a try?"

"Whose brother are you? You want me to die." Jeff looked at Zhang Sen with a strange face and said.

Zhang Sen looked at Dao Rulong, smiled wryly, "He said he doesn't like you."

"No, he obviously said that he likes me, and even gave me this bracelet." Dao Rulong took out a bracelet from his bosom and said seriously.

Zhang Sen's eyes suddenly turned into dead fish eyes. Isn't this the little toy 'Heirloom Bracelet' that Jeff begged for a few days ago?

Heirloom bracelets, magical props, and magical attributes are called heirlooms. If they are given to women, there will be a 90.00% chance of making women fall in love with the giver.

Because Zhang Sen already had two wives, he didn't need this thing at all, and when Jeff came to play, he happened to be a little distressed. After all, he also copied a few pieces of this thing, and the effect is limited, and it is not harmful to give it to others.

But he didn't expect that Jeff would actually give it to Dao Rulong, a "hero".

The problem is that there is no way to change the effect of the bracelet. Compared to completely changing a person's thinking, Zhang Sen is more inclined to change the probability of the bracelet. Originally, the probability of Dao Rulong meeting Jeff and falling in love with Jeff is only about 10. %, maybe even less than 10%, but the role of this bracelet is to turn the 10% chance into a 90% chance, so Dao Rulong has feelings for Jeff and falls in love with him.

So she is really in love with Jeff now, and the magical props only play a catalytic role, just like a man giving flowers or a car to a woman, but the effect of the bracelet is infinitely stronger than the flower.

For example: if a man sends flowers to a woman, the chance of making a woman fall in love with him is 20%, then if he gives a car to a woman, the chance of a woman falling in love with him is 40%, and the chance of giving a house is 60% , while the bracelet is able to reach 90% of the existence.

Of course, the above are just the stuff written by the single male off street author. The readers who believe it are either stupid or poor single dogs like the off street author.

Closer to home, since the feelings are from the heart, it is naturally impossible to erase them easily. After all, erasing this relationship is really hurting Dao Rulong. This is something Zhang Sen can't do.

"Jeff, what about the girl I picked up, even with tears in my eyes?" Zhang Sen looked at Jeff with a sad face, and asked.

Jeff realized that Zhang Sen was unwilling to help, and immediately panicked: "No, no, no, I absolutely don't accept it, I'm going to become a monk, I want to become a monk, I want to understand Buddhism, I want to become a Buddha immediately. "

"If you become a monk, I will always wait for you." Dao Rulong said seriously.

Jeff was completely hopeless.

At this time, Zhang Sen said, "Jeff, what do you hate about this big sister?"

"I hate it all over my body. I don't want to marry a man, even if it's a man's wife." Jeff said with a broken face.

At this moment, Zhang Sen took out a bottle and said, "Would you like the wife in the Q version?"

"..." Jeff looked at Zhang Sen, hesitating for a moment.

He knew that Zhang Sen had taken medicine to become the current Q version image, but what would it be like for Dao Rulong to become the Q version?
At this time, Dao Rulong snatched the medicine from Zhang Sen's hand, poured out a pill, and swallowed it with his head up.

(End of this chapter)