Magic Item Master

Chapter 104 Unexpected Discovery

The second treasure is an unknown piece of blue metal, about the size of a steamed bun. Zhang Sen picked it up and found it was very light, so he used a magnifying glass to identify it:

Item: Unmelted Light Gold

Material: light gold

Function: Anti-heavy chapter, accelerated chapter
Age: [-] million years
Value: 200 singular points

Producer: Brahma
This is a good material. If you go to a world where you can cultivate immortals in the future, using it to make magic weapons may have unexpected effects.

Zhang Sen was a little moved, but he still didn't choose light gold immediately, but looked at the third treasure.

The third treasure is an eyeball. This eyeball seems to be taken from a living creature, but its history cannot be seen, and it looks more like a handicraft. He began to identify it:
Item: Eye of Asura
Material: eyeball

Function: Maya chapter, military chapter

Age: 300
Value: 600 singular points

Producer: Maya

After reading the attributes, Zhang Sen asked, "Professor Su, what does Maya mean in Indian mythology?"

"Maya means illusion, and there is also an asura named Maya among the Asuras. He is a craftsman among Asuras. It is said that the things he makes are better than the craftsman god." Professor Su replied.

Zhang Sen picked up the eyeball and said to Indra: "King of the gods, I have chosen this eyeball!"

"No problem!" Indra nodded indifferently.

Zhang Sen walked up to Qingjin at this time and asked, "King of the gods, if I still want this piece of metal, what will I have to pay?"

"If you can come up with something that makes me laugh out loud, I'll give you that metal!" Indra replied, looking up.

He actually didn't have anything in particular he wanted, but he was very satisfied with what Zhang Sen had exchanged with him, so he didn't mind continuing to exchange with Zhang Sen, but this time it was his turn to raise conditions.

When Zhang Sen thought about it, it was really difficult for something that could make Indra laugh out loud.

Beauty?

Magic weapon?

Gold and silver treasures?

Several options popped up in Zhang Sen's head. The problem is that although these things may be things that Indra likes, it doesn't mean that he will laugh out loud when he gets them.

and many more!

He suddenly found himself in a misunderstanding of thinking, why must it be a physical thing.

It has not been long since Brahma created the world, and Indra was just born. Although he was born with extraordinary wisdom, Indra is still just a child.

Indra is not like our generation, who has been honed by various jokes and comedies to have a very high laugh point. Maybe his laugh point is low?

Zhang Sen took out a piece of paper and immediately wrote in Sanskrit:

A wooden boat capsized.

A group of people drifted to an isolated island, and the person sent out to investigate came back and reported: "There is good news and bad news, which one to listen to first?"

Everyone said, "Get the bad news first."

The investigator said: "The bad news is that there is no food to be found, only cow dung."

Everyone asked, "What about the good news?"

The investigator replied, "The good news is...there's a lot of cow shit."

After Zhang Sen finished writing, he handed the paper to Indra. Indra looked down because he didn’t understand. After reading it, he was puzzled at first, but suddenly he seemed to have a flash of inspiration to understand the meaning of the story, and then he burst out laughing. The whole person who laughed kept trembling.

"Hahahaha, Zhang Sen capable person, your wisdom makes me...hahahaha...admiration, that piece of metal is...hahahaha...yours!" Indra said while laughing.

Zhang Sen thanked Indra, and then went to put the light gold into the safe. He found that the exchange does not have to be exchanged in kind, but knowledge can also be exchanged. After one level, I am afraid it will be difficult to return to this world.

The world is still very primitive now, so why not do an experiment?

Zhang Sen walked up to the fourth treasure and took out the identification magnifying glass for identification:

Item: Condor Feather

Material: Feather

Function: Speed ​​Chapter, Flight Chapter

Era: 150 years

Value: 60 singular points

Producer: Condor
After reading the appraisal results, he looked back at Indra, who was still smiling, and asked, "King of the gods, I want to get this feather. Do you have any requirements?"

"Hahahaha, if you can give me a funnier story than this one, I'll give it to you." The king of gods answered and glanced at the joke on the paper, and couldn't help laughing again.

This joke is too low.

Looking at Indra, Zhang Sen felt a little speechless, but after thinking about it, he felt normal. After all, in this day and age, no one would think about all kinds of funny stories.

The most important thing is that Indra has not yet experienced the influence of various jokes and comedies, and it is normal to have low laughs.

It would be a strange thing if it was so funny.

Zhang Sen took out the paper and pen, thought about it and wrote a story again.

He gave the story to Indra, and after reading it, Indra couldn't open his eyes with laughter again.

"King of the gods, since the exchange is over, I'll go first." Zhang Sen looked at Indra who was still smiling, and said with a smile.

Indra signaled him to be casual, then continued to watch the joke and continued to laugh.

Not long after Zhang Sen left, Indra's entourage was a little curious about what was written on the paper. One of his entourage quietly walked behind Indra who was still laughing. After reading the story, he also laughed along with him.

Indra found that someone who laughed with him seemed happier, so he asked all his followers to come and watch, and then everyone laughed together, and the whole palace was filled with their laughter.

About half an hour later, Vishnu came in from outside the palace and saw Indra and others laughing constantly, so he stepped forward to ask curiously, and Indra stuffed the paper into his hand, and he looked curiously. Get up and then be part of the Laughing Army again.

Zhang Sen left Indra's palace and used the door to go home to return to Earth. Next, he decided to copy some classics and use them as items for trade.

For example, "Fengshen Bang", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Journey to the West" and so on, he is a little curious whether these works will have an impact on the world of Indian mythology. The world of Indian mythology is still a cultural desert. Knowing some Sanskrit, most people can't read at all, but the gods are born with the ability to read and write, and his target customers are naturally the gods.

Originally, he had to work hard to find a way to trade, but if he could arouse the interest of the gods, maybe he could turn it around and let the gods beg to trade with him.

In the next week, he first copied the classics in Sanskrit, and then asked the people in the printing factory to rush out a batch of books.

He also took the time to capture a Galewind Wolf as Vayu's mount.

When he returned to the Indian world through the Gate of Lost, he found several Asuras laughing not far away. These Asuras were obviously here to stare at him, but for some unknown reason, they actually laughed together.

"Couldn't it be Indra who spread both jokes?"

Zhang Sen guessed in his heart, and then hurriedly left this place, so as not to be discovered by those asuras.

In fact, except for humans and a few weak creatures in this world, most creatures are much stronger than Zhang Sen, especially the gods and asuras, who are born with extremely powerful strength, just like the monster race in the prehistoric world Compared with the Wu clan, even the minions are not comparable to the current Zhang Sen.

However, Zhang Sen also has his own hole cards. As long as he no longer encounters Asuras of the Asura King level, although ordinary Asuras are still unable to beat them, there is no problem in escaping.

He has a ruler in his heart. If the strength of Asura King is converted to the prehistoric world, it is an existence of the level of ancestral witches, unless he uses the reversal magic hammer to hit the opponent's 'life' attribute and directly reverse the opponent Die, otherwise he has no chance of winning.

Along the way, he was worried and secretly ruthless. When he finished reaping the benefits of this world, he would have to teach the Asuras a big lesson sooner or later before leaving.

He relaxed a little after entering the heaven, then put the cage on the grass, and said, "Fengshen, I brought the mount you want, please come out and see it!"

About a minute later, a gust of wind blew over, forming Vayu's appearance, with tears still in the corners of his eyes.

"I have seen Venerable Zhang Sen!" He saluted Zhang Sen.

Zhang Sen hurriedly said, "Wait, Fengshen, why do you call me Venerable?"

"My lord, your work of wisdom has spread throughout the three realms. Everyone in the three realms admires your wisdom. Everyone can't help but smile when they see it. This is really supreme wisdom, so everyone thinks you are a A wise man." Vayu replied with a forced smile.

Zhang Sen was speechless after listening to it, and somehow he was promoted to a venerable, because he wrote two jokes, what the hell is this unfolding.

He resisted the desire to complain, and said with a smile: "Fengshen, first see if you are satisfied with this mount. If not, I will find another mount for you. This is a swift wolf with the speed of a swift wind. Exactly what you wanted."

"Satisfied, I am very satisfied, does Venerable Zhang Sen have any other stories? I am willing to exchange for the cold north wind!" Vayu said at this time.

Zhang Sen immediately took out a copy of "Fengshen Yanyi" from the safe in the dimension, and said: "This is a long story, I don't know if it is enough?"

"Long story, let's exchange it!" Vayu immediately agreed.

Then he took out a ball of yellow light and a ball of blue-white light, and said, "Master Zhang Sen, these are the warm wind and the cold wind, please put them away."

"How to use this?" Zhang Sen took the light group and asked puzzledly.

Vayu replied: "You only need to put them into the weapon, and when you swing the weapon, you can create warm wind and cold wind. I will go first!"

When he lifted the iron cage, he turned into the wind and left, obviously impatient to read Zhang Sen's long story.

(End of this chapter)