super gunnery

Chapter 591 Humorous Baldness
Although the site of the product launch event was very large, under the endless crowds, before the press conference started at 09:30, the huge venue was already full of seats, and even the first two rows were reserved for agents. They are all full.There is a huge monitor on the booth that has been built. The countdown on it has already appeared, and there are still 5 minutes left, and some live broadcast equipment around are also assumed.

As everyone took their seats according to their seat numbers, the entire venue gradually became quiet. A bald man stepped onto the big podium and came to the center to stand.Kong Xiaomei quietly pointed to the man above her head and laughed: "It looks like a successful person."

"If you want to make some achievements, you don't need to work hard. If you work hard, you will be overworked. Generally, if you work too hard, you will lose your hair. This person is still good. If he pays attention to exercise, he should not appear. Such an embarrassing situation." Tianle smiled.

A man with a big belly sitting next to him turned his head and glanced at Tianle, "Young man, do you know who is on the podium and dare to make such an evaluation?"

Kong Xiaomei and Tianle turned their heads to look at the man with a big belly at the same time, Tianle curled her lips, "Who is he, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with me, does it?"

The man with a big belly gave him a disdainful glance, "Young people just do whatever they want, so you should think more about how to get the product agency right, maybe you will have to curry favor with that person later... You are the one who got the agency qualification, look at it Like, so young?" The man with a big belly looked at Tianle suspiciously.

"**!" Tianle said without hesitation, "I said, uncle, you look down on people too much, right? This has nothing to do with being young."

The man with a big belly turned black, "Pay attention to your quality!"

Tianle let out a heck, and secretly scolded the dog face in his heart, and was going to go up to curry favor with others?I'm flattering you old man, how can my young master sit with someone like you, it's really unlucky!

Kong Xiaomei pulled Tianle and signaled him not to care, Tianle looked at her and said with a smile: "It's a small matter, look, it's about to start."

The boy with the belly turned his head away angrily, thinking why he hadn't seen this person before, which city's official store manager he is, this is too unqualified! ...

The countdown on the big screen quickly left a few seconds, and with a pleasant sound, bursts of cheers erupted around. It seemed that most of the players except the major media should be players in the virtual world, because just now The sound of the music is the sound when the virtual world enters.

"Hello everyone! Welcome everyone to come from all over the world to participate in the press conference of the first technology product in the virtual world. On behalf of the Technology Department of the virtual world, thank you for your appreciation." The bald man on the booth bowed to everyone.

There was a burst of warm applause below.

The bald man smiled and said: "Everyone looks very enthusiastic, it must be that the breakfast is richer. I really envy you, because I was too late to play the game last night, I was almost late when I came here in the morning, and I even missed the bathroom I only went here, I was so suffocated..."

"Hahaha~"

"A funny guy!!"

"Master, I still have two buns here, do you want to eat?"

This person spoke with a bit of humor, which made the atmosphere of the scene alive all of a sudden.

"Uh, thank you for the buns from the kid in the front row. If it's stuffed with leeks, please don't take it out. Be careful of your brothers and sisters around you...Okay, let's get down to business." I took a sip of water, "Well, I think everyone already knows what kind of product is going to be released here today. Before we show the actual product, let's talk about the current portable mobile devices."

"Nowadays, all kinds of high-tech mobile phones are born, and some configurations can even be used as a PC. I have to lament that various manufacturers use any means to attract business. There is no doubt that they are powerful. But! But they are cumbersome and troublesome. With the continuous improvement of equipment configuration, power consumption is also rising. I believe that more than [-]% of you have mobile power. I just want to ask, bring Doesn't that thing sink?"

"Sun! Unsinkable, ultra-thin card type!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's cut to the chase!"

Listening to the discussion below, the bald man just smiled and continued: "I just want to ask, aren't your necks tired after hanging your head for a long time? Hehe, I think many people have paid a terrible price for this. The price, cervical spondylosis, vertigo, etc., are all related to the mobile phone in your hand. But then again, you can’t sit comfortably in front of the computer or lie on a soft bed while playing games. Do you play with a virtual world device on your bed? This is good for your health, after all, your body is the capital of the revolution, you can’t ruin your body just because of playing, and the products in Niucha are all nonsense.”

The bald head continued to talk about the inconvenience of carrying most devices and the high power consumption. After talking for more than ten minutes, he paused and continued: "In short, the mobile phone has been out of its essence, and it can do it for you. Many things also hurt your body invisibly at the same time, just like the Seven Injuries Boxing, which hurts the enemy one thousand and self-damages eight hundred. If..." Speaking of this, the bald man pressed the controller in his hand, and the big screen A silhouette of a huge wrist watch suddenly appeared above, and finally burst into applause from below again.

"Hehe, don't panic, anyway, today it will face everyone and the whole world." The bald man said with a smile, "I would like to ask, what are the basic functions of the mobile phone?... This young man, I Seeing that you can't wait to speak, oh, are you wearing the peripheral clothing of the virtual world? It's so handsome, and I'm going to buy one another day... Now you come to speak and talk about my question just now."

The young man stood up and excitedly took the microphone handed over from the side: "The fabric of this dress is good... Well, I think the most basic and indispensable functions of a mobile phone are making and receiving calls, sending and receiving short messages and pictures, Watch videos, play games, and make friends!"

"Hahaha~"

"How many dates have you had this week, buddy?"

The laughter of the people around him made him show a bit of embarrassment and embarrassment: "Uh, I admit, I have been poisoned by mobile phones for a long time..."

The bald man on the stage also laughed: "Haha, good, what you said is very good, please sit down, and ask the staff to bring a small gift to appease his weak heart."

People around looked curiously at the young man who had just spoken and received a gift. The young man couldn't bear the bombardment all around him, so he opened the gift and found that the small belt contained a coupon for a watch. There are four big characters on it: Enjoy [-]% off!
"Day! What a sting! I thought I just gave away the watch!"

"That's it."

Listening to the discussion below, the bald head didn't take it seriously, but just smiled: "Okay, let's continue, others still have a chance..."

(End of this chapter)