She will die if she doesn't soar

Chapter 434 Sudden Death Package
Feng Xiaoxiao just leaned on the table, hugging her chest and chatting with her second aunt.Her second aunt was working non-stop while listening to Feng Xiaoxiao fooling her.

After a while, all the dishes in the kitchen were processed, washed and cut.

Feng Xiaoxiao thought to herself, her second aunt is really a capable person.

After the second aunt Feng realized that she had done all the work by herself, Feng Xiaoxiao just stood by the side and chatted with her, and ordered her from time to time, and suddenly felt oppressed in her chest.

She felt more and more that Feng Xiaoxiao did it on purpose.

Wipe your hands with a rag, then shake the rag, "You do the rest!"

Feng Xiaoxiao looked at her innocently, "But I can't! Second aunt, didn't you teach me?"

The second aunt Feng didn't give her a good face, "Turn it in the pot and fry it until it's done. It's really impossible to check online! Aren't you young people doing it while watching the video?

Can you still do it step by step?Not stupid! "

Feng Xiaoxiao looked innocent, "But I'm afraid I won't cook well enough."

Second Aunt Feng glared at her, "Fry it a little longer if it's not cooked enough!"

After the words fell, he turned and left.

Feng Xiaoxiao shrugged, and for the nth time stopped Yi Shuihan who wanted to join in the fun.

Is it really possible to treat them like cows or horses?
After this time, she told these people not to dare to ask her to work again!

Looking at the things on the table, Feng Xiaoxiao took out a large bowl, manually squeezed lemon juice with bare hands, and then soaked the processed pound of shrimp in it.

The Sudden Death Master Group is completed.

After rummaging through the cabinet for a long time, I found a bag of saccharin.

Made a sweet omelette with the eggs.

This combination is similar to Sudden Death Master.

I looked up at the ingredients again, and then a plate of cold dishes, honey tofu is good.

This is better, but eating may only cause tinnitus.

Let's have fried corn with escargot.

Let's stew honey crucian carp again.

Have a sweet soup after dinner, Lu bean soup.

The fruit plate should be served with tomatoes and plums.

After thinking about it, Feng Xiaoxiao knew that these were the only dishes that could cause people to be poisoned to death, and the rest of the dishes were home-cooked.

In order to "ensure that they are cooked through", Feng Xiaoxiao fry each dish for a long time, until the green leafy vegetables have turned into black leafy vegetables, and the crispy lettuce has been fried into noodles.

After the work was done, Feng Xiaoxiao roared: "Dinner is ready!"

But it was as if the sound had disappeared, and no one came out to help.

Feng Xiaoxiao wouldn't just stand there stupidly and throw away the mess.

He went back to the house, sat down beside Yi Shuihan, and didn't care about anything.

Like to eat or not, she doesn't eat anyway.

Grandma Feng curled her lips when she saw Feng Xiaoxiao's behavior, and gave Aunt Feng a wink.

Aunt Feng glared at Feng Xiaoxiao, and went to the kitchen to get food.

"Ah!" Not long after, Aunt Feng's scream came from the kitchen.

Everyone rushed to check.

Inside the kitchen.

When Aunt Feng saw the mess in the kitchen and the cooked dishes that could be decomposed by themselves, she felt hopeless.

Turning around, she stared at Feng Xiaoxiao viciously: "You cheap bastard, what have you done?"

Yi Shuihan frowned, he couldn't stand it anymore, he took a step forward to block Feng Xiaoxiao.

"Xiao Xiao said she couldn't do it."

Feng Xiaoxiao also stood on her tiptoes, looking over Yi Shuihan's shoulder, "Yes, I told my second aunt that I can't cook, and it was my second aunt who said that such a good dish is delicious no matter how it is fried, as long as it is cooked well .

I said that I was afraid that it would not be cooked well, so my second aunt said that it should be fried for a while. "

Everyone looked at Second Aunt Feng.

Second Aunt Feng lowered her head and said in a low voice: "Didn't I never expect that a child who is quite smart would turn out to be so stupid?"

The eighth cousin Feng Xiaoxiao who was in his early ten years rolled his eyes and immediately came out to explain to his mother.

"The second cousin can cook! I saw it on TV, and she even cooks for other children!"

The Feng family's eyes seemed to be armed with knives, and they looked at Feng Xiaoxiao viciously.Especially the second aunt Feng.

Feng Xiaoxiao shrugged, "I didn't cook that dish at all, do you understand the effect of the show?

It was all arranged by my agent, who wanted to set me up as a good wife and mother.

However, it is now clear that Li's character design has failed. "

Now just find someone on the street and ask him if you think Feng Xiaoxiao is a good wife and mother, probably that person will treat the questioner as mentally ill.

Feng Xiaoxiao thought to himself, how come no one sees through the essence of her good wife and mother?

Everyone looked at Feng Xiaoxiao suspiciously, the eldest daughter-in-law had always made this girl coquettish, and she really didn't know how to cook before she went to college.

It's also possible that it really won't do it.

Only Yi Shuihan looked at the only few dishes that could be seen among these dishes, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Is this table full of Xiangke food the last supper that Feng Xiaoxiao cooked for the Feng family?
If you eat these things, you will go to the hospital for gastric lavage, or you will go to the mortuary for reincarnation.

Grandpa Feng beat the ground with a cane and said loudly: "Okay! Now that everything is ready, let's eat something that is edible! In the early years of natural disasters, you couldn't even eat this!"

When the elders spoke, everyone followed suit.

Third Aunt Feng was startled when she saw Feng Xiaoxiao's plate of baked prawns with lemon juice.

"Wait a minute, this is not edible!"

Everyone looked at her, wondering why she said she couldn't eat it.

Third Aunt Feng: "That Ergouzi in my backyard, didn't he go to the hospital for rescue some time ago?
It is because I ate a large plate of prawns and drank a glass of freshly squeezed lemon juice.

When I went to the hospital for emergency treatment, the doctor said that lemon with prawns is equivalent to arsenic.

Er Gouzi was rescued with great difficulty! "

Everyone's face changed when they heard this, they still have their lives to eat!
Grandma Feng rushed towards Feng Xiaoxiao, "You lose money, you want to kill us, don't you?"

Feng Xiaoxiao thought to herself, if she eats too much, she will die, but if she eats too little, she will die from gastric lavage. She has taken a lot of measurements, and it is estimated that even if she does not go to the hospital, she will be fine after three days of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Why did you kill you? My good life is just beginning, because you don't deserve to break the law.

Grandma, I said I can't, but you want me to do it.What you are doing now is not in your favor, and you are still scolding me.

If you think I did a good job and you did a good job, you can do it yourself.

Or my eldest aunt, second aunt, third aunt, and several sister-in-laws all did a good job, and all of them sat still and asked me, who can't work, to do it.

Is it plausible? "

Seeing that her grandma was about to sit on the ground and start beating, Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly continued: "Grandma, if you don't like me, just say so, I won't come in the future.

If you don't let me come, my dad won't blame me either. "

Grandma Feng thought, if you are not to blame, then who is to blame?If you don't want to honor her, there is no way!

Sitting on the ground, "Hey..."

Before she finished speaking, Feng Xiaoxiao said: "Grandma, the ground was clean before I came out, if there is water, you don't blame me if you slip.

However, you can ask my grandfather, wasn’t my grandfather responsible for the water on the ground the day my mother gave birth prematurely? "

Crowd: ...

　Sudden death of prawns with freshly squeezed lemon juice is a real thing, don't try it.

　　My neighbor drank a large glass of freshly squeezed lemon juice and ate some prawns, and went straight to the emergency room in a coma.The doctor said that this thing cannot be eaten together.

　　I haven't tried the others, but it's written like this on the Internet (`)**
　　
　
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