She will die if she doesn't soar

Chapter 13

He Qin: ... Let's call this stalk over, can't we?

After everyone finished their self-introductions, Yi Shuihan, the head of the dormitory, introduced today's tasks to Feng Xiaoxiao.

"Actually, it's nothing special, just take good care of them."

Feng Xiaoxiao thought to himself, can we stop talking nonsense?

Seeing her unspoken expression, Yi Shuihan frowned and thought about it, then kindly added: "If we don't come back at noon, we have to feed them a meal. Then take them out for a walk... for a walk."

"Give them some water when they are thirsty, and tell them to go to sleep when they are sleepy, as long as there is no problem with safety."

His knuckles were bent to his lips, his eyes were lowered in thought, and his fluffy eyelashes trembled slightly.

Just when Feng Xiaoxiao thought that he was going to say something extremely important, Yi Shuihan looked at her with clear and emotionless eyes, and emphasized again: "There is nothing else. The main thing is that the safety issue is guaranteed. .”

Feng Xiaoxiao rubbed her mind, the more she listened beside her, the more she felt that something was wrong.Did he just want to talk about taking a walk?I always feel that what Yi Shuihan is talking about is not raising children, but raising pets.The only purpose is that as long as you don't raise them to death, you can raise them however you want.

All right, since the head of the dormitory has said so, then treat it as a pet and save yourself worry.

The fathers were sent out by the film crew to make money, leaving Feng Xiaoxiao, the temporary nanny, alone to take care of the children.

The first thing Feng Xiaoxiao did after taking over the child was to re-do Lele's asymmetrical shofar braid symmetrically.

Then let the little pets play by themselves.

Two hours later...

Feng Xiaoxiao began to reflect on himself.

I was beaten when I was a child, and I was very wronged.I have always felt that I must not be my own, and I always plan to run away from home.

Now that I see the child myself, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't beat me to death, because they really loved me!
How can a bear boy be so bearish?After a while, a fight broke out over grabbing toys; after a while, the glass heart was hurt by what the little friend said, and they cried endlessly; after a while, the two of them ran wildly, fell down and cried loudly.

Feng Xiaoxiao realizes exhaustedly that they are also pets, but four huskies must never be kept together.That will only hasten the destruction of all your cultivation.

She felt that Yi Shuihan's description was still problematic, and the premise of feeding the pet well was that the shit-shoveling officer was still alive.That is to say, as a cultivator, she has good physical strength, and anyone else could be tossed to death by them.

"what--!"

Nuo Nuo's exclamation brought Feng Xiaoxiao's wandering thoughts back to God.

Feng Xiaoxiao: Damn it! ! ! !
Netizens:

"Fuck!"

"High energy ahead!"

"The big head is too good at it, right? How much care do these parents have to worry about? Raising such a child is really bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

"The big head is cute, okay? He's just a little more lively, and it's normal for a boy to be a little skinny."

"Is the big head a little bit skinny? A little bit more skinny, you can kill your own life!"

"The guest Feng Xiaoxiao in this issue is so unlucky, Datou can still act like a demon compared to the previous issue."

As soon as Feng Xiaoxiao came back to his senses, he saw the big head climbed onto the handrail on the second floor, standing on it with both feet, looking extraordinarily holy under the scorching sun behind him.Arch your legs to accumulate energy, and the roc spreads its wings and jumps down! !
The frame of the villa itself is high, at least [-] meters from the second floor to the ground.With the ordinary physique of this poor child, if he falls off and doesn't die, he will be brain-dead!

Feng Xiaoxiao quickly rushed forward, holding the big head that fell from the free fall with one hand.

She really wanted to throw the brat in her hand to the ground!But remembering Lu Pojun's previous instructions, Feng Xiaoxiao tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, and he felt bad all over.

Smiling and kept telling myself: This is a live broadcast, this is a live broadcast, pay attention to the popularity of passers-by, and don't get angry.I want to keep smiling the whole time, hehehehehe.

Bear with me!If this is in the world of comprehension, if I don’t tie you to a flying sword, fly up to the sky side by side with the sun, and experience the real version of cordless high-altitude bungee jumping, I will not be named Feng!

Holding the collar of the big head alone, Feng Xiaoxiao looked at him, and asked him with a smile on his face, "Is it fun?"

The big head blinked, and with the child's innate excellent ability to perceive words and expressions, he immediately made a judgment. This big sister is angry!
However, he thought about it, and now it's live.This woman didn't dare to do anything to herself, no matter how hard she was, wouldn't the guests from the previous episodes still bear it?
He raised his chin contemptuously, with a look of how can you beat me up, and said arrogantly: "It's fun! What's the matter? Are you angry? Do you want to kill me?"

Netizens:

"Send a proposition! Send a proposition! Live broadcast and send a proposition! Let's see if this woman is a whore or not! The previous few episodes of appearances, I guess they were all hype, and she must have said: 'I'm not angry.'"

"Is it impossible for an artist to say that he is angry? Don't he want to move forward in his future career? But it is obviously a lie to say that he is not angry. Everyone must be angry."

"Big head is a real bear, what you said is too irritating! Feng Xiaoxiao dare not do anything to him if you pinpoint him right?"

"Isn't that woman too gentle? How can you treat a child like this?"

"The brat is not educated well, and if he is released, it will really cause harm to others. But the focus of these few episodes is all on the brat's fancy tricks, I'm afraid of getting married!"

"No matter how you put it, it's too much to carry it? The big head is so pitiful."

"It wouldn't be pity if you jumped down and fell to your death. Don't you know if it's dangerous or not? In all fairness, who among the female guests in the previous episodes can catch him?"

"Am I the only one who was amazed by Feng Xiaoxiao picking up the head with one hand? The speed is so fast, have you ever run a sprint before?"

"I was also amazed, Miss Sister is amazing."

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However, in the face of the provocation of the big head.Feng Xiaoxiao didn't swallow his anger at all as the netizens expected.

She nodded and smiled brightly. "Emotionally, I do want to kill you. But I'm a good citizen who obeys the law and I can't do that."

The big head gave a disdainful "Chi." He rolled his eyes, knowing that you dare not do anything to me!
Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at him lightly, raised the hand holding the big head up, and made him look at her.He smiled and asked him happily: "Do you like to hold high? My sister is satisfied with you~"

With a "shua" smile, Feng Xiaoxiao turned around and walked to the kitchen, and found four strong sticky hooks with a load capacity of 200kg from the drawer.

"Shuashuashua" tore off the tape, and pasted four hooks at half a meter apart on the wall of the stairs where the big head jumped down just now.

She shook the big-headed clothes with her hands, and she had a good heart. The one who bought the clothes must be her own mother, they are really strong.After that, he raised his hand and hung the big head and back collar on the hook.

Instead, he stretched out his hand, patted the head of the big head, and said cheerfully: "Hang here well, don't move around. If it falls, it will really hurt, you know?"

The big head was hung on the wall, and the whole person was in a daze, sobbing and choking all the time, not daring to cry, for fear that if the movement was too big, it would fall off.

Facts have proved that never quarrel with someone who is worse than you, because you can only be scolded when you can't win the quarrel, and beaten when you win the quarrel.

Xiao Xiao, the bear child of Feng Geng, patted the ashes that did not exist in his hand, and tapped the three empty hooks still hanging on the wall with his chin.

Looking at the other three brats, "Did you see that? There are still three places I have reserved for you. Anyone who is interested can apply with me at any time."

The three children looked at Feng Xiaoxiao blankly, they were all so frightened that they couldn't say a word.Shaking his head frantically, holding back tears.Do your best to express yourself, without the determination to hang on to the southeast branch.

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded in satisfaction, and said in her heart that they can no longer be stocked, and they have to find some work for them tomorrow.If this continues, I will easily go crazy, thank my parents for not killing me.

Netizens:

"Hahaha, Miss Sister is a bit rigid, she is not used to brats at all."

"Because she's worse than a bear! It's a bit too much to do this, after all, the big head is still a child."

"Children should be educated from an early age, otherwise when they grow up, they can only grow from a child to a youth. I support you, little sister!"

"This woman is too ruthless! Whoever's child loves her, I don't believe that Feng Xiaoxiao's own child will take care of her like this!"

"Hahaha, it's kind of funny to be hung up like that! It's a relief for us Hanhan! We Hanhan almost didn't collapse in the last issue!"

"Can 'self-cultivation' shut up? It's your own incompetence! Why are you gloating at children being bullied? Be human!"

"Okay, stop arguing, can't you tell me to lick the screen well? Miss Feng Xiaoxiao is beautiful! prprpr."

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In the following time, several brats were successfully intimidated by Feng Xiaoxiao's coquettish manipulation, and no one dared to do anything wrong.All obediently watch TV.

Feng Xiaoxiao had a motherly smile on her face, and said with satisfaction: "Good boy, my sister is going to cook, so be good here, and help my sister pick vegetables later, okay?"

Several little bean dings nodded frantically.Staring at Feng Xiaoxiao without blinking, she is very cute.

Feng Xiaoxiao smiled in satisfaction, turned around and went to the kitchen.From an early age, we must establish a good quality of no work, no gain, and there is nothing wrong with it.After all, who wants to work~
Sighing, if conditions permit, she also wants to order takeaway!It's also good to give them bigu pills.It's really bad to have to clean up after cooking.

If possible, Feng Xiaoxiao actually wants to make persimmons mixed with sugar, patted cucumbers, mixed with shredded radish, and then a plate of fruit salad.Perfect ~ don't even need to turn on the fire.

But in order to prevent being scolded by netizens for doing so.Lu Pojun would also be disheartened and directly come to kill to vent his anger.Feng Xiaoxiao bowed her head helplessly to reality.

Looked through the refrigerator.Xindao children should like sweet and sour things, so I decided to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sweet and sour pork ribs, fish-flavored eggplant sticks, patted cucumbers, and a mushroom soup.

These vegetables are really nothing to pick, and I’m afraid they won’t be clean after washing, so I just ask a few small beans to chop a little green onion and garlic.

Although Feng Xiaoxiao doesn't like to cook by herself, the level of cooking is nothing to say.In the previous life, when the modern economic conditions were not good, buying takeaway food was a luxury, and doing it by yourself could save at least one-third of the money.

If you are greedy, you have to do more research on your own, but it made her a good cook.

As soon as the dishes were on the table, Feng Xiaoxiao stood in front of Datou, without asking him about the parents' education routines, asking three times: What's wrong?Why do you still do it when you know it's wrong?Will you do that again in the future?
I just looked at him and asked him calmly: "Can you promise not to make trouble in the future?"

The big head is not really a big head, the situation is stronger than others, how could he still sing the opposite tune.He didn't dare to move, only opened his mouth with tears in his eyes and replied, "Yes."

"Very well, then I'll let you down, you eat obediently, and I'll take you to see your father in the afternoon, okay?"

With tears in his eyes, the big head said pitifully, "Okay."

Feng Xiaoxiao put him on the ground, and the moment his feet hit the ground, Datou cried loudly, as if he had been reborn.

The corners of Feng Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, what's wrong with this, I haven't done anything to you yet, this is not even considered a warm-up before meals in the realm of comprehension.

Smiling slightly at Datou, Datou's back stiffened.

"Hey! Hey hey! I won't cry! Hey!"

"Pfft." Feng Xiaoxiao looked at him pitifully, hiccupping while crying, and thought it was funny.

Rubbing his head, "Go wash your face and eat."

Hearing this, Datou ran into the bathroom like a gust of wind as if he had been pardoned, feeling that he was finally able to escape from the clutches of the clutches.Close the door quickly.

"Wow ah ah ah ah!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a heart-piercing cry from the bathroom, making those who heard it sad; those who saw it shed tears.

Feng Xiaoxiao: ...

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