don't mess with me

Chapter 99 Gifts
"Sleep when you're tired." I said.

The Celestial Doll said: "It takes me a long time to sleep, and I'm afraid that once I fall asleep, I won't be able to wake up again."

I suddenly remembered that the Tianjie doll once said that it does not need to sleep, but it takes a long time to sleep. Maybe it has something to do with the time difference between the heaven and the human world?
I immediately sat up and said, "Then what should I do? Now is the time when I need you."

The Celestial Doll said listlessly, "Let me get over it."

I tremblingly said: "You must not fall asleep." At the end, I worried again, "But you can't do it if you don't sleep, right?"

Tianjie Doll forced a smile and said, "Is it because you need me and don't want me to sleep, or because you don't want me to leave you?"

I said contemptuously: "Of course I need a coolie, so what's the point of being reluctant to sleep? If a family lives like this, they still have to cry to death every night?"

The Celestial Doll giggled and said, "You still miss me, but..." It was a little worried, "I'm really afraid that I might not wake up."

"Nonsense, why can't you wake up from sleep?"

"Forget it... I hope it's possible." Tianjie Doll hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiaoqiang, if I fall asleep, you have to wait for me..."

"What are you waiting for?"

It hesitated and said, "Wait for me to wake up."

"Tch, what can you do when you wake up?" Having said that, I'm really afraid that it will fall asleep, and it can't drink or eat with me, but I'm used to being with such a bad boy. Even if there is no one around me, I also know that I am not alone, especially at this moment when there are powerful enemies around, it is always more practical to have more people to accompany me, just like holding a little cloth bear when I was alone at home when I was a child.

I worried and said, "Why don't I talk to you, it's said that it can refresh you."

"I don't want it anymore, you go to sleep first."

"Let's chat with you for a while. What are we talking about? By the way, when I was young, I found a piece of yellow clay on the road, and I held it in my hand and played with it. My mother yelled when she saw it." Are you playing shit, boy?'”

"Uh, you really go to bed first, I'm not sleepy at all."

……

The first thing I did when I woke up the next morning was to poke the Celestial Doll: "Hey, are you up?"

The Heavenly Doll said speechlessly: "No!"

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good. Next time you're sleepy, I'll tell you a story about my childhood. Yesterday's one used yellow clay as shit, and I have another one that uses egg whites as..."

The Celestial Doll said: "Shut up!"

Yang Jian tidied up neatly and stood at the door of my room and said, "Can we go?"

According to the original plan, we drove out and went straight to the provincial road.

Before he walked out of the street, Ao Guang called and asked me to come over, saying that he had something to discuss with me.

Ao Guang has been alone since the Four Heavenly Kings were recruited by Su Moyu. When we arrived, the old man was patrolling the lake.

"What's going on?" I asked him.

Ao Guangdao: "It's not me looking for you this time, it's Bai Jiner looking for you."

"Bai Jin'er?" I wondered.She went to the zoo ticket office within a few days of her arrival, and I haven't seen her much since.I vaccinated Yang Jian, "She is Li Jing's adopted daughter, she has changed from evil to good."

Ao Guang led us to the ticket office. The gate of the zoo was deserted, and Bai Jiner rushed out to greet Li Jing.

Li Jing helped her up and asked, "What's your urgent matter with us? Did someone contact you from the Demon Race?"

Bai Jin'er said: "I disappointed my adoptive father. It's just Jin'er's wild imagination to invite you this time." She turned to me and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, have you ever played in "Dragon Palace"?" She pointed to the opposite side.

The "Dragon Palace" she mentioned is of course not the real Dragon Palace, but an amusement park in the park that resembles an indoor fantasy setting. Many people may have played in similar places when they were young-after entering, the terrain is narrow, the lights are dim, and there are There are many prototypes of characters in fairy tales or fairy tales. Some can move and some can breathe smoke. Basically, they are only suitable for preschool children and children in lower grades. Nowadays, similar projects are rare. Children who come to this thing once can enjoy it. I’m too lazy to come here again, I can’t make any money at all. It is said that the most exciting level of the local “Dragon Palace” is that a fluffy hand will suddenly appear in the narrow aisle, which is very scary. The hand was out of order so it didn't scare us, the rest of it didn't impress at all, the place has been open half dead and weathered for so many years, so there's probably not much moving stuff left in it.

I said, "I went there when I was a child, what happened?"

Bai Jin'er asked me, "Do you think it's fun?"

I said directly: "It's not fun, I won't come if I'm asked for nothing the second time."

Bai Jin'er said: "So it's a pity that such a large area is vacant. I want to rent it here and do some projects myself."

I whispered, "What project are you going to do?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Maze."

I thought for a while and shook my head and said, "The audience doesn't seem to be very big. The most popular games are survival room and escape room. The maze can be played on paper. Do you need to come here?"

Bai Jin'er also whispered: "That's because your maze is too simple, and the maze I made can trap even Monkey King!"

I was taken aback and said, "What are you going to do trapping those people?"

Bai Jin'er smiled and said: "Make money from them, people are under so much pressure now, don't they just love to make themselves uncomfortable? Rock climbing, bungee jumping and hiking, which one is not just looking for something? It takes half an hour to get out of the ordinary maze, of course It's boring, what if my maze can trap them for a day or two?"

I scratched my head and said, "Hey, I also think it's weird when you say that. How did you come up with it?"

Bai Jin'er smiled shyly, "I just want to be self-reliant and self-sufficient."

I suddenly said: "You don't have enough money."

Bai Jin'er said: "Actually, I've been thinking all this time. In the past, I would only cause trouble in the world. If I had to rely on my skills to make everyone have fun, what would I do? After much deliberation, this is the only way."

I nodded and said: "The idea and original intention are good." I patted her on the shoulder like an old chief and said, "Then what difficulties do you have now?"

Bai Jin'er said bluntly, "No money."

"Uh..." She was not polite at all, I asked, "Then how much do you need?"

Bai Jin'er said: "I did a rough calculation, the initial renovation is not too much 50, and 100 million can be spent."

I spread my hands and said, "I'm afraid we have to find another way for so much money." I didn't expect that she wanted so much. Although Lu Dongbin seemed to have "golden" fingers, I later learned that turning stones into gold takes a lot of mana. At the beginning, he turned my lighter into gold, firstly to show off in front of me, and secondly, he also used part of the mana he brought from Lu Zu Temple, so it is not very reliable to rely on him to get money.

Bai Jin'er said: "The other thing is that I have no identity in the world, and you may be the legal representative at that time, Brother Xiaoqiang."

"You've really thought ahead...it's no problem." This girl seemed to really care about this matter.

I asked everyone for their opinions. They were either indifferent or they didn't understand it. Only Ao Guang looked at the three words "Dragon King Palace" and said with righteous indignation: "Okay! I support Bai Jin'er!"

I discussed with Ao Guang: "You can talk about the other side of the park. As for the money... Do you think the Four Heavenly Kings can seek help from Su Moyu?"

Ao Guang laughed and said: "Although the four heavenly kings have big heads, they are thin-skinned. This kind of thing can only be done by trying."

Bai Jin'er said to us again: "Also, once this matter is really started, I can't do it alone, foster father, as far as I know, the yellow wind monster is imprisoned in your pagoda, and he is also Cave-dwelling master, can you release him and let him help me under the premise that he will never harm the world?"

Li Jing wondered: "This kind of evildoer is afraid of being caught, how can he take the initiative to release him?"

Yang Jian said sternly: "Demon girl, I don't accept you because you are Li Tianwang's adopted daughter. Don't make any wrong decisions!"

I hurriedly pulled Bai Jin'er aside and said, "If you want a real person who is not strong enough, I will help you find someone. You should prepare the preliminary work first."

Bai Jin'er sighed: "I really want to give Huang Fengguai a chance to be a human again by doing this. Don't we have to be monsters for a lifetime if we are monsters for one day?"

I thought you only knew it?

With this episode over, we continued on our way.

Speaking of the rest stops on provincial roads, they are usually prepared for drivers of large vehicles or passengers on long-distance vehicles. In addition to toilets, there is a small supermarket that sells tobacco, alcohol, sugar and tea. These so-called local specialties, which are specious but not true, naturally have a slightly higher price, and they are all things that are willing to fight. The rest stops along the way are similar, and I have never heard anyone complaining about being cheated.

According to Lin Hai's tips, I passed through two rest points and did not meet any suspicious-looking people. When we reached the third rest stop, we were really hungry, so we got out of the car to buy instant noodles.

At this moment, a tourist bus from other provinces stopped slowly, and most of the tourists on the bus woke up from their drowsiness. When they saw a rest stop, the men got off the bus to smoke, and the women seized the time to line up to go to the toilet. They all wore silly little red riding hoods, and the group number "116" was written on the chest plate.

When the tourists were almost finished, a thin and lean man wearing a standard shirt stood at the door of the bus and said enthusiastically: "Friends of the 116th regiment, welcome to our 'Yuanmei' jewelry flagship store, The store has carefully prepared a gift for everyone, no matter whether you are shopping or not, everyone who enters the store has a share, our lounge has air conditioning and tea, everyone come with me!"

The current tourists are all ghosts and ghosts. Looking at this posture, they know that it is another shopping mall to attract business. Except for a few people, most of them are coldly watching the little skinny man not moving.

The little thin man chuckled and said: "I know what everyone thinks, but this time it's really different from what you think. As for why it's different, our boss won't let me tell you. I believe that friends who follow me will not regret it. Of course, Friends who want to take a rest, we don’t force it, okay—now please get off the car and receive gifts for those who are willing to go with me.”

Hearing what he said, people were more or less overwhelmed with curiosity, and instead they all followed him away.

Xiao Tianquan stretched his neck again and again, as if he was not sure, I waved my hand and said, "Let's go get a gift too!"

(End of this chapter)