don't mess with me

Chapter 95 Cousin Cousin
I took the materials sent by Lula and flipped through them casually. Old Lu seemed to have put in a lot of effort. The photocopied materials contained various legends about the Chinese Black Snow Peak, as well as stick figures from ancient books, including foreign journalists in A photo taken in the Himalayas.

I showed the photo to Yang Jian and said, "Look, is it Xiaotiangou?"

Yang Jian took a few glances and said in surprise: "Yes, but it's definitely not. Xiaotiangou and I have almost never entered the boundary."

There is also a note summed up by Lao Lu himself in the data. I read it to Yang Jian: "Chinese black snow tops can be classified into giant dogs according to their size. They generally live in extremely harsh environments. According to records, they often appear in snow mountains or high mountains. In altitude areas, the diet is complicated, and they mostly feed on local snow wolves and foxes, which shows that they are ferocious and intelligent. "No wonder you love hanging out so much."

I asked Yang Jian, "How did you discover Xiaotiangou?"

Yang Jian said: "When it was with me, it was a little dirt dog. It was dying. I saved it."

I hurriedly asked again: "Where is it? Is it a snow mountain?"

Yang Jian was puzzled and said, "It seems to be that I went around to seek skills from teachers and traveled a lot."

I suddenly said: "This is the fate between you. Old Lu said that this kind of dog is difficult to be domesticated. Xiaotian Dog grew up with you. In its eyes, you are probably just like its father."

Yang Jian:"……"

I looked at the pile of bloody bandages that Yang Jian had replaced and said, "You can't fight with others recently, let's rest for a few days."

Yang Jian exaggerated: "How can we have time to rest, how many days?"

I asked him, "Do you know someone named Yang Guo?"

Yang Jian shook his head.

I asked him again: "Then do you know how to cut nails with a hand trousers?"

Yang Jian shook his head again.

I said, "Then listen to me and rest!"

"Who is Yang Guo?" Yang Jian couldn't help asking.

"A one-armed hero, he just didn't listen to the woman and was amputated." Although Yang Guo's amputation experience was very painful, it was indeed because he offended a woman, and I am right to say that.

Yang Jian asked curiously, "Can he use a hand trousers to cut nails?"

I nodded.

Yang Jian asked fascinatedly, "How did he do it?"

I said, "Because he has a wife."

Yang Jian stopped talking...

I don’t know how Yang Guo lived in the 16 years before he reunited with Xiaolongnv, but Yang Guo is a famous carving hero, and he is very popular in the world, so it’s easy to find a friend to help him cut his nails Things, anyway, if Yang Jian asks me to cut his nails, I will definitely vomit...

At this time, when the door rang, Liu Xiaoliu came back from Wang Fang's house. Liu Xiaoliu only had Wang Fang as my friend, and I regarded her as my mentor on the road of life. I would hang out at other people's houses when I had nothing to do, and even Pippi became a frequent visitor. .

As soon as Liu Xiaoliu entered the door, he and Yang Jian looked at each other, and I hastily and subconsciously stood in front of her—with her current honor, it was easy for Yang Jian to accept her without saying a word.

Liu Xiaoliu asked in surprise, "Cousin?"

I followed in amazement and said, "Cousin?"

Yang Jian also said, "Sixth cousin?"

I was surprised again: "Six cousins?" It's not uncommon for every cousin to have a cousin. What I wondered was how Yang Jian knew it belonged to Liu Xiaoliu.

Liu Xiaoliu glared at me and said, "Are you a repeater? Yang Jian is my aunt's child, of course I have to be called Cousin." She took Yang Jian's hand and said warmly, "Cousin, you are here too. "

Yang Jian was a little surprised and said, "Cousin, why did you become like this?"

Liu Xiaoliu smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't grasp my posture properly when I landed."

I separated the two and asked Yang Jian first: "How do you know she belongs to your sixth cousin?" Yang Jian has never pretended to anyone since he came here, but now he is very concerned about this disfigured cousin.

Yang Jian said earnestly: "At the beginning when my mother was pressed under Taoshan, only Cousin Liu tried to plead for mercy. When I first went to heaven, she was the only one who regarded me as a relative. I have always been very grateful to her."

Liu Xiaoliu blushed and said, "Cousin, don't say that, actually I didn't do anything."

I giggled and said, "You cousins, aren't you planning to kiss more?"

I said it casually, but Liu Xiaoliu and Yang Jian changed their expressions together and said, "Nonsense!"

I clapped my hands: "It's over, I've hit it!" From the performance of the two people, I knew that the bloody plot was staged again, and the more I thought about it, the more I thought about it. Liu Ye and him are in love with each other. No matter from the perspective of winning people's hearts or feeling guilty towards Yang Jian, Liu Lao Liu is the best choice to marry his daughter to him. The sixth princess was the most beautiful woman in the heaven before she lost her appearance. Yang Jian doesn't count as humiliating him...

Liu Xiaoliu and Yang Jian were relatively speechless, extremely embarrassed.

Now the huffing dog has reached the point of activity after dinner again, jumping and jumping under our feet, I picked up the baseball and said, "I'm going to walk the dog..."

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin hurriedly said, "Let's go for a walk with Xiaoqiang..."

The Heavenly Doll said: "Take me."

We lined up to go downstairs, and Pippi stood there looking at Liu Xiaoliu and Yang Jian, and I shouted, "Pippi, come downstairs with us for a walk with the dog!"

……

When I got downstairs, I asked Li Jing and Lu Dongbin, "Why are you two following me?"

Lu Dongbin joked: "Cousin and cousin must have a lot to say when they meet, I'm afraid that Yang Jian will kill me if I hear something I shouldn't hear."

I asked Li Jing: "You should know something about them, right? You are also a high-level person."

Li Jing hesitated and said: "I only know that the Jade Emperor really has such thoughts, but I don't know what they think about it."

Tianjie Doll said: "I see Xuan, if Liu Xiaoliu agrees to this marriage, why would he run away? Yang Jian is not the kind of person who loves children."

While we were talking, I was throwing the baseball, Xiao Tiangou took the trouble to pick it up and put it at my feet, then looked up, I threw the ball out again and pushed Pipi with my foot and said: "You also play together ah."

Pippi turned his head aside in disdain, and when the Xiaotian dog came back from picking up the ball, it picked up the ball first, ran into the grass with four short legs, and the Xiaotian dog waited tacitly for it to hide it. go find it.

At this time, a strange call came in, I answered it, and the other party said in a low voice and mysteriously: "Hello, Xiaoqiang, it's me!"

"Who are you?"

"I am Mo Liqing..."

I wondered, "Where are you?"

Mo Li Qingshen muttered: "We have sneaked into the enemy's headquarters, and I am using their phone to talk to you!"

"Enemy headquarters?"

"It's Su Moyu's company!"

"Oh." I understand, the Four Heavenly Kings have already joined the job.Mo Liqing was adhering to the spirit of carrying out the undercover investigation to the end, and was reporting information to me.

I was also confused by him, and I almost murmured: "What's the situation with you?"

Mo Liqing said: "That Su Moyu arranged a place for us, and sent several people to entertain us."

I sneered and said, "They really have nothing to fear!" Four security guards were recruited, and they were assigned to serve the apartment. They were not afraid of our suspicion at all. Could there be no ghosts here?
Mo Liqing whispered: "We asked to see Su Moyu several times, but her subordinates said she was not here, but she finally agreed to see us tomorrow!"

I added caution while cheering up: "It seems that the time for the decisive battle has finally arrived! Tomorrow we will join forces with you, and we will try to destroy the opponent's lair in one fell swoop!"

Mo Liqing also encouraged: "Good!"

"You called me and no one saw it?"

"No, this place is very hidden, it seems to be called the financial office, most people can't get in!"

I wondered, "Then how did you get in?"

Mo Liqing proudly said: "I am now a senior security guard——no, security guard!"

I said speechlessly: "Now look up, are there many small mirror-like things around you?"

"Hey, how do you know?"

I shouted: "Put down the phone and get out, you've been exposed!" The financial office is the most closely monitored place in a company, and I can be sure that Mo Liqing's every move is under the control of the other party.

Mo Liqing said: "Then our actions?"

I said nonsense: "I'm sorry, the number you dialed is empty, please check and dial again, sorry, you..." I won't say anything later, so hang up quickly!
Lu Dongbin said, "Xiaoqiang, are you crazy?"

I said worriedly: "Although the Four Heavenly Kings have infiltrated the Demon Race territory, they have been exposed."

Lu Dongbin said: "They were exposed before they entered, okay?"

I think about it too...

Everyone became nervous when they learned that Su Moyu would appear tomorrow, Li Jing said: "It seems that the other party is fully prepared to confront us head-on."

I worried: "Then shall we still throw ourselves into the trap?"

Lu Dongbin rubbed his fists and said, "This battle will happen sooner or later. Either we will go to them or they will come to us. Besides, we have Yang Jian's trump card in our hands, so why should we be afraid?"

I asked him back: "What if the other party just feints and then doesn't show up?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Then there's no point in hiding it. We'll just withdraw the Four Heavenly Kings and we can't let them continue to take risks."

Li Jing said with a firm expression: "Tomorrow's battle is a break between the heavens and the demons in the human world, and a major turning point in the second battlefield. As long as we win, the soldiers on the front line will have no worries. It is also a blow to the morale of the enemy." A major contusion, are you all confident?"

We said in unison: "No!"

Li Jing sighed, "Hey, neither do I."

Xiao Tiangou sniffled his nose to find the ball hidden by Pippi, went around the community and finally came back to Pippi, and arched it with his mouth. It turned out that Pippi hid the ball under his buttocks, we all laughed.

Lu Dongbin said, "I don't know how the conversation between the two upstairs is going."

……

When we got home, Liu Xiaoliu and Yang Jian were sitting on the sofa together, chatting enthusiastically.

I hesitated to speak a few times, and finally I didn't have the nerve to speak.

Liu Xiaoliu said frankly: "I have discussed it with my cousin, and we will be brothers and sisters from now on."

I asked: "What do you mean?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "It just didn't work out."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "If I agree to this marriage, I won't run away by myself."

The Celestial Doll said: "Look, am I right?"

Liu Xiaoliu said to Yang Jian: "Cousin, I'm not attacking you, you are our hero in the heaven, I admire you and love you, but I really can't ignite a relationship with you, you have always been in my heart... "

I took up the conversation, and said in unison with Liu Xiaoliu: "Brother!" Then I said, "It's over, brother Dun is better than a good person card, and he doesn't even have a spare tire."

I asked Yang Jian: "Hero, do you feel very hurt?" Heroes usually hide their love for their children in their hearts. In TV movies, you don't know who is his favorite until you are about to die. He secretly likes Liu Xiaoliu. The reason why he went down to the realm this time is to get back his fiancée?

Yang Jian smiled slightly and said, "I feel the same way as Yan'er (Liu Xiaoliu's real name), and I have always regarded her as my own sister."

I followed his heart and said, "Don't you just say this out of internal pain?"

Yang Jian opened my hand and said, "No!"

I shook my head vigorously and said, "It's really hard to tell whether it's true or not."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "The purpose of my going down this time is to find someone I like, and when the time comes, I will ask my cousin to check it out for me."

Yang Jian frowned and said, "You want to find a mortal?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "What's the matter? Isn't uncle also a mortal?"

Yang Jian said excitedly: "I disagree!"

Liu Xiaoliu said angrily, "Why?"

Yang Jian said: "You don't understand the pain of marrying a mortal, and you don't understand the ups and downs your children will suffer in the future. You are still young and you only have unrealistic longings in your mind. I will not let you repeat my mother's mistakes. of!"

Liu Xiaoliu said disappointedly: "I thought you would support me, but I misread you, hum!"

I whispered: "You can see it now."

Lu Dongbin asked curiously, "What do you see?"

I said, "Yang Jian has no idea about Liu Xiaoliu either."

"If he has no idea, shouldn't he support Liu Xiaoliu in finding a mortal?"

I disdainfully said: "You don't understand, if the second brother really has thoughts about Liu Xiaoliu, he will definitely hold back his heartache and pretend to smile and say, 'Okay, I will definitely check it out for you'!"

(End of this chapter)