don't mess with me

Chapter 9 Chaos in the Heaven Realm
"Fart, I don't want to take advantage of you, that diamond..."

The Celestial Doll said: "The diamond was really taken by us, but I'm afraid it's gone——I'll explain to you what happened later."

"Ahem." I changed the subject, "Now I'll give you a chance to apologize to my sister, so the matter is over, okay?"

Brother Feng said with a crying voice: "I'm sorry, but the diamond is more than 20 yuan. How can I explain to my brothers if you just took it away so quietly?" More than 20 yuan?Although it may not be a good diamond, I can't afford it.

I said with a straight face: "You said you want money or you want your life?" I said to the four heavenly kings, "Come on guys, I will count to three and each of you will take five steps forward—one, two... "

Brother Feng became anxious all at once: "Don't, don't, I'm sorry——Auntie, Auntie, and Auntie, I don't know Taishan with my eyes, so please don't remember the mistakes of villains!"

Zhao Qianqian got out of the car one step later and hid behind her mother. Her expression had recovered a lot, and she said angrily, "You still haven't said why you kidnapped me?"

Wang Fang patted her to indicate that there is no need to ask any more questions, and said to me: "This matter is over for now, and my husband will deal with the rest when he comes back. Thank you tonight."

"I'll take you back."

Wang Fang waved her hand: "We can do it ourselves."

Zhao Qianqian said: "Mom, I'm afraid."

Wang Fang took her hand and insisted on taking a taxi back by herself.I always felt that when she talked to me later, her expression was neither cold nor cold, as if she was taboo about something, and this meeting didn't take care of so many things, so I turned around and asked Brother Feng: "Then you promised this and that's it? "

Brother Feng's talking voice already resonated in his chest: "Same... hiss... agree!"

"I let you stop fighting now, right?"

"Hit again... it's the grandson!"

Only then did I let the four heavenly kings retreat from the encirclement, and a group of horse boys were suddenly liberated and scattered all over the ground, all of them were panting like white paper.

Seeing that they really had no intention of fighting again, I squatted in front of Brother Feng and said, "I will explain this to you, but I have to figure it out myself first."

Brother Feng hugged his neck and panted for a long time before he waved his hands vigorously: "It's bad luck, we don't want that guy!" helper."

I chuckled and said, "Do you know what your name is?"

"what?"

"That's what it means to let the earth's misfortunes not provoke you to the heavens!"

……

After Brother Feng fled in embarrassment, I solemnly said: "Thank you four heavenly kings."

Mo Lishou bowed his head and said, "Where is my dragon, where is my Zijin dragon?"

The celestial doll whispered to me: "The four heavenly kings fell into the mortal world, and their weapons lost their spirituality."

The other three heavenly kings also helped Mo Lishou find the snake, and Mo Lihong raised his hand and pointed, "It's over there." When we saw it, we saw the snake coiled on a tree, gnawing a bird's nest in a mess.

Mo Lishou jumped to his feet and said: "It's a sin, a sin, the beast still doesn't come down?"

But after the snake lost its spirituality, it no longer listened to the command, and was enjoying itself coiled in the bird's nest. Mo Liqing kicked two feet on the tree trunk to shake it off. Mo Lishou hurried forward and grabbed the coil on his arm... …

"Ahem, the four of you are hungry too, shall we go for a midnight snack?"

Mo Liqing said: "Don't say I'm really hungry, we fell for several days."

"boarding."

The other three heavenly kings took the initiative to give up the co-pilot to the boss, Mo Lihai. Little Ao Tuo, who had a narrow space, was already full when Mo Liqing and Mo Lishou sat in it. Mo Lihong stood beside the car and said, "Give me Make room."

Mo Lishou held Mo Liqing to the death and could only squeeze out a slap, Mo Lihong said helplessly: "Third Brother, I'm offended!" I walked in and closed the door, the car was as full as if an orange was stuffed in a longan shell, I hurried to start, and along the way I heard Mo Lishou complaining that Mo Lishou's umbrella was hurting him...

Molihai, who was sitting in front, was holding a pipa in his hand, and said to me, "Are you the mortal chosen by the celestial doll?"

"Uh...my name is Xiaoqiang."

Mo Lihai asked the Celestial Doll: "When will we be sent up?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "We'll talk about this later."

At this time, Mo Lishou asked Mo Liqing: "Second brother, where is your sword?" I glanced at the rearview mirror, only to find that Mo Liqing only had an empty scabbard on his back. It turned out that his weapon was sword.

"It was lost before it hit the ground."

Mo Lishou comforted him: "It's okay, it's useless to keep it anyway."

Mo Liqing said worriedly: "I'm afraid of falling on someone's head. I just polished it two days ago."

Mo Li's red face was squeezed against the glass, and he sighed with crooked mouth and eyes: "This world has really changed a lot, big brother, when was the last time we went to the lower realm—Tang Dynasty?"

Mo Lihai said: "Yeah, it seems to be."

Mo Liqing looked at the neat rows of street lamps outside and said: "The emperor is even more happy now, how much oil does it cost to light this lamp overnight?"

I don't even bother to explain, the co-author of the Four Heavenly Kings still stays in the Tang Dynasty with their thoughts on the human world, they are basically the four ancient people, and I am most annoyed by this kind of anti-traversal turtle.

I asked the Celestial Doll: "Can't the gods see the world from above?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It used to be possible, but now the air pollution is so serious that even the Great Wall can't be seen."

At this time, a barbecue stand appeared on the side of the road. It was almost one o'clock in the middle of the night, and the boss was about to close the stall.

I said, "Heavenly Kings, why don't we just make do with it here?"

The Tianjie doll said disdainfully: "As soon as people come, they go to the barbecue stand to get it. It's not creative."

I whispered: "Stop talking, where else can I go at this point?"

Mo Lihong sniffled and said, "What's the matter?"

"Barbecue," I said.

Mo Lihong said awkwardly: "Strictly speaking, we are Buddhist disciples, so it's not convenient to eat meat?"

I immediately said happily: "There are also casserole noodles."

Mo Liqing also sniffed and said, "Since we've all fallen into the mortal world, I think we should go to the countryside and do as the Romans do, what do you think, big brother?"

Mo Lihai thought about it seriously for a while, then waved his hand and said, "Second brother is right!"

I:"……"

I was the first to get out of the car, the boss saw that I was alone and didn't seem interested, and said lazily: "I've closed the stall, why don't you come early tomorrow?"

"There are five of us."

The boss hesitated for a moment and said, "Then..."

Now Mo Lihai got off the car, he stretched himself, and looked at the boss eagerly with big eyes, and the boss immediately asked courteously: "What do you want to eat?"

As soon as the back door opened, Molihong was ejected, and then Molishou and Moliqing got out of the car after stumbling - it was after one o'clock at night, and four 1.9-meter-old strong men were wearing ancient armor. There is also a switchblade on Shou's waist...

The boss brought the menu tremblingly, and asked tentatively, "How many of you just came back from business?"

I was afraid that he would call the police, so I pointed to Molihai's pipa and said, "We are in a band."

The boss was relieved: "Drink some beer?"

I looked at Molihai, and Molihai asked the three brothers democratically: "What do you think?"

"Brother has the final say."

Mo Lihai put the fan-like thug on the table and said, "Then do as the Romans do."

"Ahem, let's have 50 skewers and a dozen beers first."

"Come on!" The boss hurriedly went to work in fear.

I sat down face to face with the four heavenly kings, took out the heavenly doll and put it on the table, and said solemnly: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Zhen Tingqiang."

"Pfft—" Mo Li Qingle came out, "It's really strong."

I sat there very still, because of this name I was kidding all kinds of jokes, I will tell you?

Mo Lihai touched Mo Liqing, and Mo Liqing sat upright.

Mo Lihong grabbed the handle of the knife on Mo Lishou's waist, and pulled it out with a loud "bang".I glanced at the Molishou armor and immediately called out, "It's made of wood?"

Mo Lishou said embarrassingly: "The lightness of wood is useless."

I think about it, the status of the four heavenly kings is still respected in the heavenly world, and no one really fights with them at ordinary times. It is useless to meet an opponent at the level of Monkey King wearing armor, and this armor is basically four. The uniform of the Great Heavenly King has to be worn no matter where he goes or sits. No one has ever seen four shirtless brawny men at the gate of the temple, so everything is mainly light, just for appearance.But even so, ordinary switchblades still can't get in - I said the movement of pulling out the knife is like opening a bottle of red wine.

The boss brought beer, and I respectfully handed five bottles to them. I clinked glasses with them and said, "It's our first meeting, let me respect you all first."

To be honest, I don't know how to get along with them. These guys are gods... Uh, these gods are guys... It's not right, anyway, getting along with humans and gods is a problem, and they are all masters who have been served by people. , I can't stand putting on airs in the future.It seems that the boss, Mo Lihai, is very prestigious among the four brothers, but his brain is not very good. Mo Liqing usually looks smart, but he often breaks up. Mo Lishou and Mo Lihong are basically the boss' fans. , the head is not much better.

The four of them imitated me and drank up the beer in the quilt, and Mo Liqing hiccupped: "This wine is spicy."

Mo Lihai said: "It's not spicy, it's choking."

Mo Lishou: "Spicy and choking."

Mo Lihong: "Third Brother is right."

"Ahem..." I didn't know what to say.

Mo Lihai glanced at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, right? How did the Heavenly Realm Doll choose you?"

Speaking of which, I said angrily: "How do I know?" I said to the Tianjie doll, "Now is it time for you to explain something to me?"

"Where do you want to hear it from?"

"These four... you'd better start with Pippi, what happened to the diamond?"

"Although I don't know what diamond is about, I can tell you—Pippi is not a dog at all!"

"Well, I also don't think it looks like a dog—" I jumped on the spot, "Is it actually a guinea pig?"

The Celestial Doll smiled and said, "Congratulations, you earned it. Pippi is not a dog, it's a Pixiu!"

(End of this chapter)