don't mess with me

Chapter 87 Unreliable

After hanging up the phone, I said, "Let's stop talking here first, I have important things to deal with at noon."

Li Jing said: "What is more important than ours?"

I said, "It's a lifelong event."

Li Jing asked in surprise, "Xiaoqiang is engaged?"

I said, "If this trip is successful, it's considered an engagement. If it's not successful, it's nothing."

Li Jing nodded and said: "Then this is a big deal, I support you to go."

I said, "Brothers give me advice, how can I look unreliable?" I reached out and pointed out that they had been vaccinated in advance, "Don't say that I am unreliable."

Lu Dongbin wondered, "What are you trying to do?"

I said: "I want to pretend that nothing happened with that girl. I will go to see her parents at noon. My task is to make my future father-in-law and mother-in-law dislike me, and regret the marriage wholeheartedly."

Li Jing said with admiration: "Xiaoqiang is doing this for our sake, and he wants to take the initiative to reject a good in-law. I am so touched." He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Actually, it doesn't have to be like this. I don't want you to be a bachelor for the rest of your life."

Lu Dongbin smiled and shook his head, "Xiaoqiang is not such a person, there must be something else hidden here."

I chuckled and said, "It's Brother Bin's wisdom eye. To put it simply, that girl doesn't like men, and she and I are the parents who joined hands to deceive each other."

Lu Dongbin scratched his head and said, "What do you mean you don't like men?"

Tianjie Doll said: "I just like women."

Lu Dongbin was surprised: "There is such a thing!"

I said: "What's so strange about this, Daxian Luli still likes mature women."

Lu Dongbin said, "That's why men miss women."

I waved my hand and said, "Think of a solution first. Save this diverse world for later and let's get to know it slowly."

Lu Dongbin said: "The most unreliable way is to bring a woman with you when you go on a blind date." He looked at Liu Xiaoliu, and Liu Xiaoliu hurriedly waved his hands: "I won't go!"

Li Jing said: "It's a pity that Bai Jin'er is not here. It's fine if you don't take her with you."

I broke down and said, "It's not that you are unreliable, you are absolutely desperate. I still want to mess around in the future."

Li Jing took the opportunity to say: "Then you change your clothes and shave your head bald."

I smiled and saw through his sinister intentions: "Brother Li, you hate me, but I won't be fooled."

Lu Dongbin said: "Well, it's really inconvenient for us to come out on such occasions. You take the Xiaotian dog with you and bring a dog to the girl's house. It sounds unreliable."

Tianjie Doll said: "It's a little worse than bringing a woman, but it's probably enough. And it can protect you."

I nodded thoughtfully and said, "Then let's do this."

I took the time to go out, led the Xiaotian dog into the car, and halfway there, the Tianjie doll said, "Buy a watermelon and bring it with you."

I wondered: "Don't we have bad intentions? You don't need to bring gifts."

Tianjie Doll said: "You don't understand this, the first time you come to pick up a watermelon is definitely more lethal than empty-handed. You have to let the other party think that you can't be a human being, and you are full of street style."

I sighed and said, "You really are a master at ruining people."

Following the address on Lula's text message, I went downstairs to her house.Just about to go up, Tianjie Doll said: "Light a cigarette."

"Hey, just direct the show for me." It was the first time I went to a girl's house to smoke a cigarette, what kind of confusion did this man get?
I lit a cigarette and went upstairs with the watermelon in my hand.As soon as he knocked on the door twice, Gao Dingyan appeared with a smile all over his face.

I handed over the watermelon with one hand: "Mr. Gao, I respect you."

As expected, Gao stared for a moment, a little dumbfounded.Lula got up from the sofa and smiled.At the same time, he secretly gave me a thumbs up.

I turned around and said, "Agou, come in."

Xiao Tianquan walked in calmly.Gao Guangyan subconsciously took two steps back, and said in a panic, "Why do you still have a dog? It, it doesn't bite people, right?"

I smiled and said, "Generally, I don't bite."

Lula was also a little surprised when she saw the Xiaotian dog: "This can't be the one from last time, can it?" She met Pippi at my house.

I said, "No."

Gao Bingyan was a little unhappy and said, "Your family has two dogs. Who will do the cleaning?"

I said, "That dog."

Lula chuckled.At this time, I found two huge mountaineering bags standing in the corner, which were bulging and hadn't had time to clean up. It looked like someone had just returned from other places.

I said, "I heard that uncle is back?"

A deep voice in the back room said: "Is Ting Qiang here?"

With the sound of footsteps, an old man in his sixties walked into the living room.To be honest, I was very surprised to see him.The old man was not tall, but he had a big beard and a cigar dangling from the corner of his mouth. He had a bold and unrestrained temperament.I've always thought Gao Stare's wife should be a well-mannered old intellectual or old engineer.I didn't expect the old man to be so reckless. Compared with the thick cigar at the corner of his mouth, the cigarette in my hand suddenly seemed seriously lacking in confidence, so I had to quietly press it out in the ashtray.

The old man smiled and handed over a cigar and said, "Come here, smoke this for me."

I waved my hand awkwardly and said, "No need."

Lula introduced: "This is my father. A famous animal conservationist in China, he works in the field all year round. He counts many endangered animals."

I stepped forward and took the old man's hand, and said, "Hello, Uncle Lu, Uncle Lu has worked hard."

Old Lu laughed, and said: "It's not hard for us to produce the data, but it's hard for you to memorize the data." He spotted the Xiaotian dog at a glance, and suddenly squatted down and said, "Hey, this dog... what kind of dog is this dog? ?”

Lula smiled and said, "You don't know all the breeds of animals. What rare breeds can there be in this city? You are not afraid of people's jokes."

I laughed and said, "It's just a Chinese garden dog, just a native dog."

The Xiaotian dog squinted at me.Old Lu waved his hand and said, "It's definitely not a dirt dog. Where did you get this dog?"

I said, "I picked it up in the lake."

Lula and Gao Bingyan's mother and daughter looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

Old Lu also knew that I was joking with him, so he tentatively touched the head of Xiaotiangou.Xiaotiangou didn't show any expression, and squatted aside reservedly.Old Lu said: "It's not like a wild dog, it seems to have received a good education before—where did you get this dog?"

I can only say: "My friend, stay with me for a few days."

Gao stared and complained to his wife, "Don't just talk about dogs. You and Ting Qiang chat, and we'll have dinner later."

At this time, Gao Bingyan fits the image of a good wife and loving mother, and the house is well-organized, but the tone is monotonous and looks a bit serious.However, Lao Lu ignored Gao's stare, hurriedly said "I'm sorry," and went into the bedroom again.

Gao stared at me with an apologetic smile, and said, "That's the way he is. What books has Ting Qiang read recently?"

I said, "I don't even care about reading books anymore. Making money is the most important thing."

Gao Guangyan found a step for me and said, "Are you writing a book?"

"Do something else too. Writing books doesn't make money now."

"Uh……"

Lula watched us chatting with a smile, like a little fox planning a strategy and determined to win.

After a while, Gao Bingyan served the food and greeted us to sit down.

Old Lu walked out with some preoccupations, and sat there in a daze.Gao stared and patted him: "Talk to Ting Qiang."

Old Lu said "Oh", and asked as if he had completed the task: "Are your parents in good health?"

"It's all good."

"Where do they work?"

Gao stared and said, "Lula has already met Ting Qiang's parents."

Old Lu was surprised and said, "Why haven't I heard of it? When did it happen?"

Gao stared displeased and said, "What have you cared about at home? You know what species you care about is dying. If you don't count them, they might still be alive."

This is the most humorous sentence I have ever heard Gao Bingyan say.

Old Lu smiled helplessly: "Your speech is really unpleasant. If it weren't for our work, would you know how many animals in this world have become extinct?"

Lula smiled and said, "They're all extinct anyway, so what's the use of knowing?"

Old Lu smiled and waved his hands, and simply stopped talking.

While serving me food, Gao Bingyan chatted with me, it was nothing more than polite remarks.

Old Lu had been a little absent-minded, and suddenly he picked up a piece of meat and stretched it to Xiaotiangou's mouth.The Xiaotian dog didn't see or hear, and stood still.

I found a plate and asked Lao Lu to put the meat on the plate and hand it to Xiaotiangou, saying: "Eat it." Then Xiaotiangou opened his mouth. Today is really a face. After I let it go, it will come and go. No hunger strikes, but never eat in front of me.

Old Lu said sincerely: "This dog is really smart." I found that his eyes lit up when he mentioned dogs.

Lula was opposite me, secretly winking at me, probably thinking that I was not reliable enough.I quietly spread my hands at her, expressing that I was exhausted.Then I could only feed the dog non-stop, which made the dinner, which had no topic at all, seem a bit silent, which made Gao stare and finally gave me a few supercilious glances.Lula let out a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Lao Lu suddenly said to me with a serious expression: "Ting Qiang, do you know what breed your dog is?"

I said, "Maybe it's Chuan'er. She has been well nourished since she was a child, so she grows bigger than ordinary dogs."

Old Lu said more solemnly: "You are wrong! Your dog has a lot of background."

As soon as I thought about it, of course I knew it had a great background, but how did Lao Lu see it?

Lao Lu put down his chopsticks and quickly took out a book from the bedroom.He pushed aside all the bowls and chopsticks in front of him, spread it out on the table facing me, pointed to one of the pictures and said to me: "Your dog has been recorded in all dynasties, but it has not been seen since the late Qing Dynasty." It has appeared, and it is basically confirmed to be extinct. Modern scholars have given it a scientific name of Chinese black snow top. It usually lives in an environment with extremely harsh climate. The snow top originally means white hair, but here it is used to describe their liking. Active on the top of the snow-capped mountains, this kind of dog is fierce and aggressive, but extremely flexible and intelligent."

I hurriedly asked: "How about loyalty?"

Old Lu said: "According to the historical data, there is no precedent of being tamed. There are only some related descriptions and legends. It is said that Erlang God's Xiaotian Dog is this species."

I almost fell off the chair.Old Lu asked, "What's your dog's name?"

I said, "It's called Xiaotian Dog."

Old Lu exclaimed: "Good name!"

I apologized and said with a smile: "Uncle Lu, let me speak in layman's terms. Since it is just a legend, it is very likely that there is no such thing at all. You are not suspicious of occupational diseases, are you?"

Lao Lu pointed to the dog on the picture seriously and said: "You can see clearly, this is a photo, not a portrait! This is a photo taken by foreigners in the Qing Dynasty. The location is near the mountainside of the Himalayas. Look at the picture Is the dog exactly like your dog?"

I took a closer look, and was surprised to find that they were exactly the same—not only the shape and color, but even the expression.I'm almost sure it's the Roaring Dog.Old Lu suddenly became a little excited and said: "After that reporter took this photo, he was questioned all his life. I didn't expect the Chinese Black Snow Top to really exist."

He took my hand and asked, "Where's your friend? I want to see him."

I said, "He is abroad and cannot be contacted for the time being."

Old Lu said: "Once he comes back, please notify me immediately, and I owe you a favor." He asked me cautiously, "Can you let your dog stay at my house for a few days?"

I asked Xiao Tiangou directly: "What do you mean?"

Xiaotiangou turned his face aside, meaning he didn't think about it at all.

Lao Lu said with emotion: "What a good dog! If it can survive to this day, it will definitely be the most influential dog in the world. Although the Tibetan Mastiff is brave, its spirituality is far behind."

When Lao Lu said this, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, we must not let it become extinct again. It would be great if we could find a wife for it."

Qiqiaosheng smoked with glaring eyes, and said: "You have never cared so much about your daughter."

Old Lu pointed at me: "This guy is so nice, he is reasonable and not bad looking. The most important thing is that men who raise dogs are loving."

My face turned red immediately, and Lula's face turned blue immediately.

The Heavenly Realm Doll lamented: "If I knew it earlier, I would have brought Pipi here. I don't believe he still knows Paixiu."

Hearing what his wife said, Gao Gingan also thought that he had found out his conscience.He said: "Of course the person I selected will not be bad."

In the end, Gao Bingyan and Old Lu were happy, while Xiao Lu and I were miserable.

When I was about to go out, Lao Lu kept telling me that the owner of the Xiaotian dog must tell him once he came back.Then he stroked the Roaring Sky Dog lovingly.To be honest, it is much hotter than looking at me.

Lula sent me out, and as soon as I got out of the corridor door, I was anxious: "Why do you have nothing to do with a dog?"

I said helplessly, "I didn't want to appear unreliable."

Lula stomped and said, "You are really unreliable. Just kill me."

I pointed at the Xiaotian dog and said, "Just kill me."

Xiaotiangou gave me an innocent look.

(End of this chapter)