don't mess with me

Chapter 84

I said, "Let Lao Yan answer the phone."

"Hey."

"Let's not talk nonsense about chance. There are so many monsters falling from the sky, even if you look for them, someone has to lead the way. If you look for Dragon Balls, give me a radar."

Old Yan said: "I don't have a good solution for a while. I only have a sense of some monsters. Even if they stand in front of me, I can't recognize them."

"Then what should I do? I can't just wander around the streets looking for it, right? Should I catch the ugly ones or the pretty ones?" If we catch the ugly ones, Liu Xiaoliu is our first target.

Lao Yan was silent, and said with a heavy heart: "We will try our best to find a solution. But from tomorrow onwards, you can't be idle." He paused, and said: "For the things that our war of gods and demons has brought to the earth Influence, I can only say sorry to you on behalf of Heaven Realm."

I was so angry that my nose was smoking, and I said, "It's useless for you to tell me." I said, "Don't be so fake, you can just tell our mayor about this--I said these things are just for you. Fall to our palm-sized place. Americans volunteer to save the earth every day in the movies, and you also harm them.”

Liu Laoliu snatched the phone, and said with a chuckle, "It's not like dropping people casually. In the past, there was a protective net between heaven and earth, but now there is a hole in the net. That hole is equivalent to the mouth of a funnel. It fell from the mouth of the funnel. It is good for us to concentrate. If it weren't for you, wouldn't you still be on a business trip?"

I said angrily, "I'm not afraid of business trips. As long as you enroll me in economy class, I'll take it as a benefit."

At that time, I will be like 007, carrying a beautiful girl with a glass of foreign wine to hunt monsters everywhere. It sounds much more promising than this book. If 007 was fighting against criminals in the Lushuitang District of a certain city in a certain province of the British Empire every day, wouldn’t he be mysterious? Then the 007 series of movies will be renamed "The Happiness of Poor James Bond" Life".

After hanging up the phone, I said, "Tomorrow, let's go around the city first, and we'll talk about it when we see anything suspicious."

Lu Dongbin said, "This is the only way to do it."

Early the next morning, I sent Bai Jin'er to Ao Guang's place first, and then the three of us set off.In the car, I tried to recall the general location of the meteor shower last night.Drive straight towards the south gate.

We walked aimlessly, and after a while we came to a square.Li Jing kept looking around, and suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "There's a monster over there."

I looked in the direction of his finger, and saw a woman in ancient costume beside the rockery in the square, wearing a wooden hairpin, a long skirt wrapped around the chest, and a row of jade rings on the corner of the skirt.I looked back at Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin nodded at me: "Reliable."

The three of us got out of the car quietly, and slowly followed the woman in ancient costume.Li Jing said: "What are you waiting for, do it."

I asked him, "Are you sure it's a demon?"

Li Jing said: "No normal person would dress like this."

I was still a little uncertain, so I whispered: "Let's have a look first."

In this way, the three of us followed behind this woman, step by step.The woman didn't realize it, but our fierce eyes aroused the vigilance of many old men and women doing morning exercises.I followed the female fairy around the edge of the rockery three times, but I didn't see her doing anything else.I finally couldn't bear it any longer, so I came up with a plan and said, "Sister, do you have a phone number?"

The woman looked back suddenly, a little surprised: "What phone call?"

I took out my phone and said, "That's it, leave a WeChat message."

The woman was less than 30 years old, but she was pretty. She rolled her eyes and said, "What do you want to do?"

I said, "Do you have WeChat?"

"What WeChat? We all use Feige to send letters."

I exchanged glances with Lu Dongbin, Lu Dongbin nodded slightly, and began to wipe his arms and sleeves.At this moment, someone shouted: "The three of you blocked the camera."

I turned around and saw two people with cameras.One of them kept waving his hands and said, "Go to the side, go to the side."

I asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

The woman gave me a disdainful look, and said, "Have you never seen a person wearing Hanfu for a photo? You know about cosplay. You are about to throw away all the good things about Chinese civilization, and you don't want us to save the national culture."

I said depressedly: "I thought you really came from time travel."

The woman turned her anger into joy and said, "I'm wearing a Hanfu, right?"

I said awkwardly: "Close to the body. Then we won't bother."

The woman blinked her eyes and said, "Didn't you leave a WeChat message?"

It was only now that I found out that she was wearing false eyelashes, and I said dejectedly, "I don't use that thing, we are all flying pigeons to pass on letters."

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After eating this, the three of us left the square in despair.The Tianjie doll said with emotion: "You can't judge people by their appearance! It's a good thing that you met Hanfu control. If you meet Zhang Jizhong's crew, you will make a big mistake."

We started to be cautious, and I realized that it's fine if I don't pay attention to it, but when I look carefully, there are all kinds of weird clothes on the street.Compared with them, the Four Great Heavenly Kings and Li Jing when they first descended to the realm, they were almost harmless to humans and animals with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

We walked like this all morning, and we found nothing.I said helplessly: "Let's find a place to eat first. We really can't find it this way. I need Wukong's piercing eyes very much now, but unfortunately you don't have them either." I said to Lu Dongbin, "Brother Bin, or you can go to Taishang Further study in Laojun's stove?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "There's no air conditioner, I'm afraid of the heat."

At this moment, we just arrived at the edge of a lake outside the south gate. It is called Haizi, but it is actually the only backwater lake here.Because the scenery is quite beautiful, there are some food stalls by the lake, and they are doing business under a pergola.The three of us sat at a table, with Li Jing and Lu Dongbin watching the scenery.I looked at the fried small fish and fried small shrimp on the menu.Just then Wang Fang's call came.I picked it up and heard it was Liu Xiaoliu's voice.She seemed to hide, lowered her voice, and said anxiously to me: "Xiaoqiang, Pippi is screaming again."

"What's wrong with it? If you're hungry, there's dog food in the drawer." It's actually money.

Liu Xiaoliu said: "It barks for a long time, very loudly. I'm afraid it's going to fall down again?"

I was surprised and said, "We'll hurry back now."

I looked at my watch and became anxious. It would take nearly an hour to rush back from here.If it is too late, it will be broken.

At this moment, a black shadow fell straight down from the sky above the center of the lake, fell straight into the water, and splashed beautifully enough to score full marks.The other tourists probably didn't pay attention, but Lu Dongbin suddenly stood up and said, "Someone fell down."

My heart trembled, and I asked Li Jing, "Did you see it too?"

Li Jing hesitated and said, "It seems so."

The three of us glanced at each other, not caring about eating.I quickly ran to a row of speedboats for tourists to rent and play by the lake.Can't help but say one of them.An administrator wearing a life jacket on the side said repeatedly: "Hey, buy a ticket."

Without saying a word, I stuffed a handful of money into his arms.The administrator looked around cautiously.Lu Dongbin said anxiously: "Hurry up!"

He then started the engine for me.He lowered his voice and asked me, "Aren't you trying to sneak into the country?"

My veins throbbed and I said, "I've watched too many movies—is this damn lake a stagnant lake?"

I held the steering wheel and drove towards the center of the lake. The speedboat broke through the water and moved forward quickly.About halfway through the journey, Lu Dongbin suddenly pointed to the distant water surface and said, "It's there!"

Following his words, I saw a black spot with its head floating up and down, and the other party seemed to have spotted us, and swam towards us with all its strength.I just took one look and felt relieved, the black shadow was swimming extremely fast, almost like a big black-backed fish riding the wind and waves.It shows that this person has excellent water skills.I slowed down a little, and when I got close to him, I put the boat on the side.The black figure was covered with moisture, and rushed onto the yacht with a splash.The three of us said together unexpectedly: "How could this happen!"

It turned out that the black shadow was not a person at all, but a majestic big black dog!As soon as it got on the boat, it shook off the water droplets all over the body, splashing all over our bodies and faces.The dog's ears drooped slightly, its eyes were dark red, and it was almost half a person's height standing on flat ground.Roughly looking at the length, it is 1.5 meters.Although the breed cannot be seen, it is fierce and murderous.

Lu Dongbin praised sincerely: "Good dog!"

Li Jing said: "Of course it's a good dog, this is Erlang God's Roaring Sky Dog."

I was surprised and said: "Shoutiangou? What about Erlang Shen?"

As we talked, we looked up at the sky together, full of anticipation.

Li Jing simply asked Xiaotiangou: "Where is your master?"

Xiaotiangou probably also knew Li Jing, so he gave him a slight wag of his tail and said nothing else.

The three of us slowed down and swung a few laps in the center of the lake, and the sky was always calm.

Li Jing asked Xiao Tiangou again: "Did your master come down?"

I added on the side: "Nod yes and shake your head no, you should give me an explanation."

Xiaotiangou tilted his head to look at me, as if he didn't know why.I asked Li Jing, "Can this dog understand human speech?"

Li Jing said: "It was fine before, but I don't know if the lower realm will affect it afterward."

I simply turned off the motor and let the yacht float slowly on the water. I waited like this for more than half an hour, but no one fell off.

I tentatively asked everyone for their opinions, "Otherwise, we will go back first."

Tianjie Doll said: "I think it's better to go back first. If Erlang God wants to come down, I should also have a sense."

Li Jing and Lu Dongbin both agreed.I steer the boat to shore and we sit back at the table.I took a deep breath and said to Xiaotiangou: "You are quite good at picking places. If you fall in other places, you will become a hot pot now."

Xiaotiangou didn't know if he could understand me, so he sniffed suddenly and turned his head to look at the kitchen.Lu Dongbin said, "This dog must be hungry."

Whether it is a person or a dog falling from top to bottom for several days, they will definitely be hungry.I hurriedly called for a bunch of food, then poured mineral water into my palm and offered it to Xiaotiangou.Xiao Tianquan stretched out his blood-red tongue and licked it, rough and powerful.Then he wagged his tail at me.I pour water into a bowl and let it drink all at once.I ordered a few more dishes.As soon as the sausages came up, I picked up one and handed it to the Xiaotian dog.As soon as it rolled its tongue, it rolled the whole grilled sausage into its mouth, shaking its head from being scalded, and at this moment it was a bit naive.

The more I watched it, the more I fell in love with it, and said with emotion: "I have wanted to have such a dog since I was a child, but my mother refused."

I found a plate and put it on the ground, and poured the grilled fish, fried shrimp, and scallion pancakes into it, and the Xiaotian dog ate it with big mouthfuls, biting the fish bones with crunching noises.

I laughed and said, "We finally have a dog that loves to eat meat."

After the Xiaotian dog ate three plates, he lay down on the side to rest.Only a moment later, he stood up energetically again.Suddenly, he yelled furiously towards the north twice.I asked Li Jing, "What's going on?"

Li Jing spread his hands and said, "It's not my dog."

Xiao Tiangou suddenly ran away, looking very angry.

"Get in the car, get in the car!" I greeted the two people.

The Xiaotian dog ran fast, its tendon and flesh trembled slightly while running, and its black fur was as smooth as satin.We followed it into a small street, and there were small stalls selling aquatic products on both sides of the street.

The Xiaotian dog slowed down and swaggered across the street in the middle of the street.The nose was twitching, the head was looking around, and the expression was serious.I didn't know what it wanted to do, so I followed it quietly.Xiaotian Quan Lengding stopped in his tracks, his ears suddenly pricked up.A person in the crowd in front of him disappeared in a flash as if frightened.Roaring dog roared and rushed forward.Let's get out of the car and follow.

The man ran out of the side street and ran wildly by the lake.The Xiaotian dog soared into the air with all four paws, and threw him to the ground from behind with only two leaps, opening its mouth to bite wildly.The man was obviously not tall, lying on the ground the size of a Xiaotian dog, struggling desperately.In an instant, he was bitten bloody.The Xiaotian dog bit its head towards the man's neck, and I yelled in fear: "Shut up."

Xiaotiangou turned back and stared at me with anger in his eyes.I pulled it aside and looked at the man on the ground.He was wearing a sleeveless jacket, half-legged jeans, and rain boots on his feet. He was dressed like an ordinary fishmonger.I asked him, "How are you? Let me accompany you to get the rabies vaccine first?"

In the city, it's not a trivial matter for a dog to bite a person, and it may lead to bankruptcy.Although Xiaotiangou is not my dog, I can't let him be wiped out by the dog fighting team.

The peddler had a baby face, but his face was full of wrinkles, he couldn't tell how old he was.He ignored my questions and just looked at us in horror.I stretched out my hand to pull him, but he ran away desperately like seeing a living ghost, and then fled forward with hands and feet.

Xiao Tiangou trotted for two steps, and bit his trousers fiercely with his teeth.The peddler suddenly stumbled again.

Lu Dongbin felt a little strange, and said to me: "Why did the Xiaotian dog only bite him? Don't you think it's strange?"

"Could it be..." I also became suspicious.

Li Jing had already asked sternly, "Are you a monster?"

Seeing that he couldn't run away, the peddler turned around and knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly: "God, have mercy!"

(End of this chapter)