don't mess with me

Chapter 82

At this time, the red shirt and green trousers and the green shirt and red trousers were already bruised and swollen, their faces were covered with blood, and there were big holes all over their clothes. The two of them looked at each other, and I looked at you, with four small eyes rolling around.

I said leisurely: "Don't think about it, just talk."

The green shirt and red trousers were about to say something when they were pulled by another.I pointed at the green shirt and red trousers and said, "Say it."

He looked at the red shirt and green trousers, hesitated to speak.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "We already know your identities, but we don't know who you are. It's up to you whether you say it or not." He took a sip of wine and said, "If you are famous, you are not afraid to tell us. Bar."

The green shirt and red trousers couldn't help but said: "Of course we are famous. We are the King of Golden Horn and King of Silver Horn on Pingding Mountain."

I was taken aback when I heard it, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn, they are very prestigious monsters... But why don't they look so similar?I reached out and slapped the helmets off their heads.I saw these two guys, one with an upside-down braid, and the other with two buns.

I said angrily, "Where are your horns?"

The green shirt and red trousers took a breath and said: "The pioneer under the seat is also—"

I choked on the chili pepper, coughed again and again: "Damn it, let's talk about it again."

The red shirt and green trousers were undeniable when they saw it, straightened their necks and said: "We are the pioneers under the thrones of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King on Pingdingshan. My name is Fine Ghost, and he is a clever bug."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "The pioneers of bullshit are just two small characters."

I said, "It's quite famous to be famous. It's that 'the king sent me to patrol the mountains', right?"

Tianjie Doll couldn't help laughing and said: "It's not the two of them, did you see it?"

I said disappointedly: "This is the only one famous among the little goblins, and neither of you is the co-author!"

Ao Guangdao: "Are you two of the four demon stars?"

The fine ghost held his head high and said, "Exactly! You must be afraid."

I circled my hands around the table and said, "Then do you know us?"

The clever worm said disdainfully: "I don't know, a bunch of unknown people."

I pointed at the Four Heavenly Kings: "You don't know these four?"

"do not know."

I inspired them: "Think about where I have seen these four faces." I said to Ma Lishou, "Where is your snake? Show him."

Mo Lishou said: "I am the Purple Gold Dragon."

Clever Worm and Fine Ghost turned pale with shock and said, "Four Heavenly Kings?"

I pointed to Li Jing again and said, "Look at this one again—look at his pagoda."

The two gasped: "King Tota?"

I smiled and said, "It seems that the king of heaven can scare people."

Liu Xiaoliu snorted and said, "Now you know who we are."

The clever insect glanced at her, and tremblingly said: "Girl, everyone is a monster, since you know each other, please advise you to show your respect."

Liu Xiaoliu snorted, "You are the monsters."

I asked the two of them, "Are you also here to harm the world?"

Li Lichong said tremblingly: "Don't dare. Since we were separated from my family's king, we have never harmed anyone again."

Fine Ghost said: "Yes."

Miao Sanyuan happened to listen to a sentence passing by, and said angrily: "If you don't pay for meals, it's not considered harmful."

Clever Chong said with a crying voice: "We really have no money."

The fine ghost said pitifully: "We have been hungry for two days, and we can smell the fragrance here. Monsters also need to eat."

I asked everyone: "How to deal with these two?"

Li Jing said solemnly: "Is there even a need to ask? Please help Brother Lu and throw them into my pagoda. When I return to heaven, I will directly throw them into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun for refining." I don't think Li Jing said this to scare them, and it's normal for them to be simple and rude in their identities.

When the clever worm and the fine ghost heard this, they were scared out of their wits, knelt down in front of us together, kowtowed like garlic and said, "Gods, please forgive me, we really didn't harm anyone."

Li Jing said: "If you oppose us, you are opposing the Heavenly Court. You are not instigated by the demons, and you should be killed for your crime."

Jing Jinggui cried and wiped his tears and said: "The Heavenly King calms down, we in the lower realms have no other choice. No one really instigates it."

The clever insect said: "Yes, we were thrown out for no reason. We still have to suffer from the disaster of starvation. If we had known this, we might as well have stayed in the Heavenly Prison."

Li Jing said: "Why talk nonsense with them. It's not a good thing anyway."

Seeing the two little monsters crying pitifully, I was moved with compassion, and waved my hands and said, "Let them finish their sentence." I have never seen a monster who was beaten for eating barbecue before.

I asked them, "Do you want to die or live?"

The two said without a word: "I want to live, I want to live."

I said, "Then can you promise not to harm anyone?"

"Don't dare, never dare to harm anyone."

I looked at Li Jing and said, "Brother Li, why don't you take them into your pagoda first, after all, they are also considered to have escaped from prison. Although they didn't turn themselves in, it's time for them to throw themselves into the trap. There is no need to add punishment?"

Not wanting to listen to the clever insect, he was shocked and said: "No! I heard that there is a strong evil spirit in the Pagoda of the Heavenly King. If ordinary monsters go in, it will be fine. People with low cultivation bases like me will definitely not be able to survive half an hour in it. Please also This living Bodhisattva has a few good words for us."

I asked curiously, "Don't you have mana?"

The fine ghost said: "We don't have any magic power. When the gold and silver king took over the mountain as king, he killed us insects. It's not as good as the strong people."

I dragged my chin and said, "Then what should I do? I can't let you run around?"

Clever Chong said flatteringly, "Why don't the living Bodhisattva take us in? Although I may not be smart, and he may not be delicate, but serving the master can be called careful. If you are not satisfied with the service, the younger ones are willing to be punished."

I laughed and said: "If you want to harvest, you're also harvesting vixen. Are you raising two bugs for the winter?"

Lu Dongbin also said: "If it's really against the harmony of heaven to directly kill them, it's not appropriate to let them go."

I said, "Give you two a chance to make meritorious deeds and atone for your sins—do you know Huangfeng blame?"

The two goblins kept nodding their heads and said: "I know each other. We talked about it before when we were in the Heavenly Prison. He is a weasel transformed into a spirit. He can blow a bad wind and is especially charming."

I said, "Do you know where he is now?"

The clever insect said: "When I first came down to the realm, I met once. He occupied a smelly place and said he wanted to start a sect, but in the end he thought the smell was bad and ran away. We both wanted to follow him to make a living Eat, but he thought we were poor and refused to take us in, and we never saw each other again after that.”

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other, that is, the yellow wind monster found a smelly place when it first came down, and then attacked Zhao Qianqian's school.He was taken aback by us and most likely still returned to his original residence.

Lu Dongbin asked, "Can you still find that place?"

The clever insect said with a look of embarrassment: "These days we have nothing to do, wandering, coupled with hunger, it is difficult to find."

Jing Jinggui said: "I only remember that there was a huge sign there, but I don't know what it says."

I excitedly said: "Think about it carefully. If you think about it, you will not die."

The fine ghost was sweating profusely, looked left and right, and suddenly stretched out his hand and said: "It's a bit similar to those two words."

I saw that he was referring to the trash can, and I suddenly had a clue in my mind-the stench and garbage, where else can there be besides the garbage treatment plant?

I said, "Looks like we'll have to work again tonight."

Lu Dongbin pointed at the fine ghost and the clever bug: "How to deal with these two people..."

I stared at them and said, "I spare your life but I can't let you go. I'll find you a place to work, do you want to?"

The two kept nodding and said: "As long as I can survive, I am willing to go anywhere."

Lu Dongbin asked me in a low voice, "Where are you going to throw them?"

I smiled and said, "Isn't there a place to recruit people during the day?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said: "These two are gone, don't take those bastards to the evil way again."

"Bingo, haven't you heard that saying, the most poisonous thing in this world is the human heart."

I found that these two little monsters actually have no ambitions. In terms of mana, they have no mana, and in terms of heart, they are basically stupid and cute.After handing them over to Brother Feng, at most there will be two more punks.It's not easy to let it go.

I said to everyone: "Eat first, I will go back as soon as I go."

Ao Guang had seen my plan and said, "Can we help?"

I said, "Let's go together, this weasel is not easy to catch."

I raised my hand and said, "Check out!"

Miao Sanyuan agreed crisply, and ran out with the bill in his hand, with the happy expression of the waiter when he heard someone paying the bill. The final calculation and the two little monsters were less than four hundred. It really is cheap.

I patted Miao Sanyuan on the shoulder and said, "From now on, you will be our designated unit, keep it."

Miao Sanyuan was a little embarrassed and said: "It may not be so cheap next time. Today I gave you a [-]% discount and gave you ten skewers."

I smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you—that's enough chili and cumin, and the salt is a little heavy."

I brought the fine ghost and the clever worm all the way to Shun Xin Zhai, Brother Feng was having a meal with the guys - steamed bun stewed dishes, when he saw me coming in, he hurriedly got up together and said: "Brother Qiang, have you eaten?"

I waved my hand, "Eat, eat, sit down. Aren't you recruiting people, I sent two of you here."

Brother Feng looked at the fine ghost and the clever insect, and saw that the two were dressed in fancy clothes and had bags all over their heads, so he asked me in a low voice, "Are you still a literary youth?" I don't know how he saw literature and art...

I said: "Absolutely a second-rate young man, lacking training, but it is said that he is good at serving others, so you should help me."

The third brother said: "Since it is the person sent by Brother Qiang, it is our brother. Don't worry if I leave it to you."

I whispered to Brother Feng: "Just these two, don't abuse them or spoil them. Also, be careful not to let them escape."

Brother Feng wondered, "What's going on?"

I said, "You owe me money."

Brother Feng understood.

The third brother greeted the fine ghost and the clever insect: "Have the two brothers eaten?"

The fine ghost looked at the dishes on the table, swallowed and said, "We can eat some more."

Speaking of which, these two people were not polite, they squeezed into the crowd and picked up the steamed buns and ate them.

Brother Feng said: "Hey, these two brothers, get along with each other!"

……

I went back to the barbecue booth, Li Jing and the others were ready.I gave an order and rushed to the garbage disposal plant in a mighty manner.

There are many places where garbage is piled up. According to Jinggui, the reason why I am sure it is a garbage treatment plant is because I don’t think other places where garbage is piled up will have the word "garbage"...

We only have one garbage disposal station, which is in the suburbs.

After we drove to the place, we saw mountains of garbage. Garbage disposal here is the first process. All garbage will be sorted here, and then processed in different ways.

It was pitch black all around, and the stench of garbage could be smelled from far away.

I said, "Just stay in the car, girls."

Liu Xiaoliu covered his nose and said, "Anyway, I'm not going anywhere!"

Bai Jin'er said: "Maybe I can still help."

Liu Xiaoliu grabbed her and said, "Don't go!"

"What's wrong?" Bai Jin'er asked.

"I am alone afraid..."

Bai Jin'er had no choice but to stay in the car with Liu Xiaoliu.

We got out of the car, and Ao Guang and others also surrounded us.

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "The Four Heavenly Kings guard the four sides, Binge, Li Tianwang and Xiaoqiang go in to search for people!"

Ao Guang said: "Then what about me?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "You should dodge back, old arms and legs are easy to break." Although this is not pleasant to say, it is true, Ao Guang can only stand beside the car.

Tianjie Doll said: "Everyone be careful, you must follow Li Tianwang closely."

The three of us lined up and carefully patrolled the garbage mountain slowly.

These rubbish mountains are not small, each one is as big as a basketball court. In the middle of the night, we couldn't see clearly, and we stumbled from time to time. Li Jing held the pagoda and squinted his eyes to lead the way.

After wandering around, we found nothing, and I wondered: "Did we find the wrong place at all?" I thought that this is just the most reliable place from the unreliable description of the fine ghosts, but is it true? It's hard to tell here.

Lu Dongbin said: "Even if you search here like this, it won't work—" he said, "you have to lure him out!"

I said, "I wish I had brought some roasted chicken legs."

Li Jing asked suddenly: "What do weasels like to eat?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Chicken!"

I waved my hands vigorously: "The rumors in the books have been refuted, saying that weasels don't like chicken at all."

The Tianjie doll said: "Weasels love mice and snakes the most!"

I said speechlessly: "We do have mice, but I'm afraid they won't dare to eat them." Based on my intuition, Bai Jin'er is no weaker than Huang Fengguai, the main reason is that their skills are complementary, one can blow the wind and the other can dig holes, Huang Fengguai may not dare Hit Bai Jin'er's idea.Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that in the fairy tale books I read when I was a child, the little white rabbit, little tiger and little fox were playing together in the big forest. I was curious what the little tiger would eat when he came home at night?
Tianjie Doll thought for a moment and said, "We also have snakes!"

(End of this chapter)