don't mess with me

Chapter 286

The appearance of Jiuling Yuansheng immediately aroused our vigilance. Now Nezha has been seriously injured. Although Yang Jian is not at the end of his battle, it is almost the same. An opponent at the level of Jiuling Yuansheng is also in danger of being wiped out for us.We are like a battered old car now, and we don't know which pit or hurdle will tear us apart...

Yang Jian glared and said, "You old man..." But he thought for a while and still didn't say the last word, presumably Erlang God also felt that his skills were not as good as others, and swearing at others was meaningless.

Jiuling Yuansheng didn't seem to come to trouble us, he nodded slightly to Yang Jian to express his appreciation, and then said to Nezha: "Have you not remembered who he is?"

Nezha hesitated and said, "Could it be that...my master took another apprentice after me?" We also had the same thoughts as Nezha, we all knew that Jiuling Yuansheng was the mount of Daoist Taiyi, and that he and Nezha were from the same sect It is not an exaggeration, now it seems that Heisha God and Nezha also have a deep relationship, so this is the only reasonable explanation.

Heisha stared at Jiuling Yuansheng and said, "What are you doing out here?"

Nezha stared at Heisha with a distant expression, and stammered, "I seem to have seen you somewhere, but I'm not sure... who are you?"

Heisha sneered and said: "You shouldn't be able to see me, there is no me in the world, but I was born because of you!"

I was surprised and said: "Nezha is this your son?" Everyone was also confused, but it would be too scary to say that this is Nezha's son!
Nezha was about to cry: "I haven't even held a girl's hand, where is my son?"

I said: "That's not necessarily true, you great gods are fully capable of seizing a person's virginity thousands of miles away!" Whether it is an Eastern or Western mythology, it is not necessary for a god to fall in love with a mortal woman and share the same bed with her. To make her pregnant, sometimes a footprint is enough, sometimes it is a flash of lightning, and sometimes it is just a look, my god, you must have the special function of "staring at someone pregnant"!

Nezha's eyes flashed fiercely, he grabbed Heisha God by the neck and lifted him from the ground, roaring, "Say, who are you?" Underground, I have always regarded the other party as my biggest mortal enemy, and now I suddenly find that the other party is inextricably linked with me, but I can't tell where the connection point is. Out of resentment.

Heisha laughed and said: "You finally couldn't help it anymore. You were like this when we first met. After so many years, I thought your temper could really get better. It seems that after all It’s hard to change your nature.”

Nezha was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"Since you want to know, then I'll tell you." Heisha God suddenly said word by word, "—Actually, I am you!"

Nezha subconsciously took a step back and said, "What nonsense?"

Jiuling Yuansheng sighed and said: "It seems that you really don't remember. After you made a big fuss in the East China Sea, you turned against your father. You cut the flesh and returned the mother and the bones to return the father, and then you have to settle the old accounts with Li Jing. There is no more relationship between father and son." Dear love, this incident caused a lot of uproar in the heavens, and all the immortals looked sideways, and Tianzun was in a dilemma. Although he has the magical power to seize the sky and the earth, and can give you the body of a lotus root, he can't eliminate the hostility in your heart. As him My disciple, he can't let you bear the reputation of bullying the king and killing your father. If you use strong suppression, your cultivation will be damaged. On that day, Tianzun took you to visit the Three Realms, hoping to relieve your depression, but there was a The hostility leaked from your celestial spirit cover, and Tianzun held it with powerful magic power and forcibly pulled it out of your body. Since then, your resentment has gradually faded away, but no one expected that the hostility was so persistent that you actually Formed...now you understand, don't you?"

Nezha was dumbfounded and said, "So, the Heisha God was actually changed by my hostility?"

The God of Heisha sneered and said, "Didn't you realize that Nezha, who used to kill decisively, has become indecisive since then? That's because you lost me, and I'm your real character!"

Li Jing said dejectedly, "Nezha...how much do you hate me?"

Nezha said sadly, "No, Dad—"

Heisha God sternly said: "What's wrong, I just hate you, your son fights with outsiders, you not only don't help him but kill him, why don't I hate you? What kind of heaven, earth, king, relative and teacher, it's all for you great gods A lie made up to consolidate my position, why can’t I be unrighteous to you when you are unkind to me? I am a simple person, I treat whoever is nice to me, is this wrong?”

Nezha staggered and said, "Now I know why you have so much resentment."

Everyone felt sad when they heard this. The Heisha God who has been shouting and beating for a long time is just another character of Nezha. His theories are very simple, that is, Nezha's original and truest thoughts. It is said that Heisha God is a simpler and more direct Nezha, but all his emotions are negative.

Jiuling Yuansheng said with emotion: "This hostility will never go away, and Tianzun didn't deliberately suppress it. The Buddha talked about fate and Taoism. In the final analysis, personal calamity is also personal practice. At that time, the hostile energy will naturally disappear, and Nezha will achieve a positive result."

I murmured in a low voice: "Tianzun really speaks good principles—in fact, he just doesn't care about it." Now I really admire the real Taiyi. Apart from being a great god in the heavens, he is also an excellent surgeon. Seeing that Nezha's "negative energy cancer cells" are about to spread, he underwent surgery to cut off the malignant tumor, but what should we do if the tumor is cut off?The real person didn't care about it, and left the sentence "This is the fate method (Tao method)" to prevaricate.What Nezha suffers from is actually split personality disorder, but there is a cure for Tianshen's disease. Don't you have split personality?Now I split your body too, hey, this disease seems to be cured.This is another special function of the gods after "staring at someone who is pregnant": split when angry!
Lu Dongbin stretched out his arms and asked everyone, "What... what should we do now?"

The devil knows what to do now. If Heisha God is a member of the demon clan, he can fight or kill, but he is Nezha's clone. Eliminating him is obviously a challenge to Nezha. There is another problem: It's hard to say whether he is a god or a demon.

Yang Jian said: "God Heisha, let me ask you, it's all right if you resent Li Jing, why do you help the demons to fight against us?"

Heisha God smiled frivolously: "You should ask this - is there any reason for me to help you? Since I was born, I have been treated as a different kind and a monster. Have I suffered less from you? Even if the Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle is not Come to me and I will challenge Heaven again!" This reason is indeed enough.Regardless of whether Heisha God is a god or a demon, he is treated like a demon, and because of his nature, he must rebel!

Yang Jian sighed and said to Li Jing, "Brother Tianwang, it's time for you to make up your mind..."

Heisha stared at Li Jing and said, "I said long ago that Nezha and I can only live together. He is your true and kind child, and I am a deviant monster. As long as you kill me, Nezha will die." Will completely become your good boy, what are you still thinking about?"

Nezha's eyes turned red and he said, "Father, God Heisha killed me and left me to listen to you. It's the child's unfilial piety that caused such a big mess in Heaven. The child has no face to face Father!"

Li Jing was speechless for a long time, and he suddenly asked Nezha: "Just now you risked your life to save him, have you already guessed his origin?"

Nezha shook his head slowly and said: "No, I just feel that there is something familiar to me in him... It was a completely natural move." He said with a firm expression, "As long as you say a word, I will kill him right away." .”

I said melancholy to the baby: "Look, just now I subconsciously saved myself, but now I'm going to kill myself." I turned my head and asked Lin Hai, "You don't care about suicide?"

Lin Hai, who had been stupefied for a long time, managed to come back to his senses and said: "Since I have seen it, I have to take care of it. Besides, God Heisha also exists as a natural person. You cannot deprive him of his right to life."

Nezha glared and said, "He harmed others and himself, and made such a big mistake, can it be written off?"

Lin Haidao: "Even if you make a big mistake, you have to sue first and then convict, and then you can accept sanctions. You can't set up a private court!"

Yang Jian grabbed Lin Hai's shoulders and said threateningly, "Why are you more on-line than me? Do you want to marry my cousin?"

Lin Hai stubbornly said: "Marrying Xiao Liu is another matter, I have my responsibilities!"

Yang Jian said contemptuously: "Don't forget that we are gods, we are not in your control!"

Liu Xiaoliu pointed to Yang Jian's nose and said, "What are you so proud of? How can you still show off your superiority after being beaten like a dog?"

Yang Jian said in amazement: "It's really a girl who is extroverted. She knew to help her husband before she got through the door." The second brother's temper is really much better, if he had turned his face before.

At this time, a voice said leisurely: "Even if this person is going to be tried, it will be judged by us!" When we turned around, we saw Liu Laoliu and Lao Yan coming.

Lin Hai smiled and said, "Hello, Uncle Liu!" Seeing the Jade Emperor was partly because he expressed his flattery towards the old man...

When everyone saw Liu Laoliu saluting in a mess, and saying hello, Jiuling Yuansheng stood aside silently, he didn't seem to come to fight with us.

Liu Laoliu waved his hand, went straight to Li Jing and said, "I've heard about Heisha God, and I mainly want to see your attitude."

Heisha hissed: "Li Jing, if you don't kill me today, I will fight against you sooner or later!"

Nezha said, "Shut up!"

Heisha laughed angrily and said, "You are the one who is least qualified to shut me up here!"

Nezha thought about it too, and stepped back with a face full of frustration.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Li Jing. It is not difficult to guess that the heart of the Heavenly Court coach must be ups and downs at the moment, and disappointment and anger should be his main feelings.

As the commander-in-chief of one side of the war, Li Jing showed enough calmness. No matter whether the situation in heaven was low or he was beaten down to the mortal world, Li Jing was not pessimistic. If he is a general, he will have enemies, and if there are enemies, he will fall into a passive position. However, Li Jing has become particularly sensitive and angry since the moment Heisha impersonated Nezha.Because this is the second time he suffered from his son's betrayal, and after Nezha cleared up his grievances, he seemed very happy. It can be seen that whether as a human being or a god, family affection has become more and more important in Li Jing's heart. Status, and from that moment on, there was only one enemy that Li Jing hated the most, and that was Heisha God—he almost provoked the misunderstanding between the father and son, Nezha and Li Jing, and what Li Jing couldn't tolerate was that he pretended to be Nezha. Surrender to the enemy, now the truth is revealed, it is not impersonation!The reason why Nezha was able to forgive Li Jing for what he did back then was not because he really let go of his previous suspicions, but because he pinned all his dissatisfaction and anger elsewhere. If the God of Heisha represents a past experience in Nezha's life, this experience is also Li Jing is the most difficult to face and can't bear to look back.So we are all guessing that Li Jing will definitely kill Heisha God, which is equivalent to obliterating an unbearable memory.Even if it's a bit embarrassing, it's still the best way.

Heisha God said with a fierce expression: "Li Jing, don't hesitate any longer. You are all happy if you kill me. If you don't kill me, you will have to face my heart disease from time to time! You keep me, and I will provoke Nezha to do what he did back then. maybe!"

Yang Jian said in a deep voice: "Heavenly King, you can't hesitate anymore. The God of Heisha came from Nezha, but he is not Nezha, just like a mortal being possessed by the God of Plague."

Old Yan also said: "Your father and son's heart disease is all caused by the gap in the past, now is a good time to solve it, even if you don't kill him, put him in your tower to dissolve the anger, it may not be possible to turn bad things into good things. "

After listening to Lao Yan's words, Li Jing stared blankly at God Heisha, and said, "Your nature is not bad, is it?" We didn't expect him to ask such a question, and thought that this is nonsense.

Sure enough, God Heisha laughed wildly and said: "Wrong! My nature is bad. From the moment I was born, I was cruel and easy to kill. I am cynical. I wish to drag you great gods into the water and let you experience being spurned." taste!"

After hearing this, Li Jing shook his head and murmured: "I believe my child's nature is not bad!" He knelt down in front of Liu Laoliu and said, "I tell the Jade Emperor that the Heisha spirit was transformed by my son Nezha's hostility, but All his actions were caused by my selfishness back then, and I am willing to bear all the crimes he committed!"

Liu Laoliu said unexpectedly: "But Heisha God and Nezha are different people after all, and besides, he doesn't recognize you as a father."

Li Jing said firmly: "Whether he recognizes me or not, he is my son."

Heisha God shouted: "Li Jing! Stop pretending here, I will never recognize you!"

Li Jing took a closer look at Heisha God, and said softly, "As a father, you should treat your children equally. A good son is a son, and a bad son is also a son. There is no difference between Nezha and Heisha God in my eyes."

Heisha said in a strange way: "Oh, my teeth are almost sour."

Liu Laoliu said: "Li Jing, think it over. If you want to take the blame for Heisha God, you will be in danger of sitting down. In order to convince the public, you can no longer be Marshal of the Heavenly Court!"

I couldn't help but said: "You old magic stick, why are you using convincing the crowd as an excuse, isn't the 'public' just us?"

Li Jing said seriously: "I am willing to resign as Marshal and let the Jade Emperor take care of me."

Liu Laoliu said: "Then you go raise horses first."

I was surprised and said, "Bi Mawen?" Co-author Liu Laoliu, a disgusting person, has one solution - to become Bi Mawen, and the effect is the same as the boss asking you to clean the toilet.

Nezha said anxiously: "Jade Emperor, I have to bear the responsibility together with my father. The disaster of Heisha God is caused by me..."

Liu Laoliu waved his hand and said, "Remember it first, when you are employed, you are allowed to make meritorious deeds."

Yang Jian said: "Then how will Heisha God deal with it? You can't just let him go like this?"

Li Jing got up and came to Heisha God, put a hand on his shoulder, Nezha said: "Father, be careful!"

Li Jing signaled him to step back, and said to Heisha God with earnestness and earnestness: "Now I let you choose, you can stay in the world or return to the heaven, no matter where you are, I hope you can change your original intention, your hatred is mine alone If you have to hate, just hate me alone."

Heisha God was not moved at all, and sneered: "You think you can impress me by singing the oboe in front of me? It's wishful thinking!"

Nezha said angrily: "You bastard!" Jiuling Yuansheng said quietly: "How much a jerk he is now shows how much you were a jerk before. You'd better stop talking about him."

Liu Laoliu said embarrassingly: "I was seen through..."

Li Jing chuckled, looked up at the sky, and suddenly said in a relaxed voice: "I remembered, I owe you an explanation all this time, but you have already explained it to me, and my father still remembers your bloody appearance back then." , I will never forget that moment!"

Nezha said anxiously, "Father, I'm here! He...he can't represent me!"

Li Jing still only said to Heisha: "Today I also want to give you an explanation. I can forgive everything you have done, not because I want to be benevolent, but because I want to atone for the sins of the past!"

Heisha God was taken aback for a moment, and reluctantly said: "You said something human, so you also know that you have to be redeemed..." He just said this, Li Jing suddenly tore off the rope tied to the pagoda behind his waist without warning, Throwing the Eight-faced Exquisite Pagoda in front of him, muttering something, his hands flashed, and he was already sucked into most of his body by the pagoda.

Seeing this situation, we were all scared to stay there!No one thought that Li Jing wanted to imprison himself!This Eight-faced Exquisite Pagoda is also one of the treasures of the heavens. No matter how powerful you are, you can only be manipulated into it. But it is said that this pagoda has never received gods, and besides, there is no other person in the world except Li Jing's master. Two people will use the Linglong Tower. Once Li Jing is sucked in, the consequences will be disastrous, and even if he doesn't die immediately, he will be sentenced to life imprisonment. He is going to commit suicide!
The thing happened in an instant, and the people present didn't have time to react. Lu Dongbin helped every time the demons were captured. We really didn't expect that Li Jing could use this magic weapon himself.

Also in an instant, the Heisha god who was closest to Li Jing quickly pulled Li Jing, who was already half inside, out!At the same time we heard two voices shouting together: "Father!"

Li Jing closed his eyes, still full of pain in the unknown darkness, unaware that he had been pulled out, Yang Jian couldn't help crying when he saw this, "I can't tell you're quite self-willed!"

Li Jing suddenly opened his eyes, and said in a low voice, "I...why am I alright?"

Nezha hugged him and said, "Father, you must stop doing stupid things!"

Li Jing seemed a little dazed under the huge emotional fluctuations, and asked stupidly, "Which one are you?"

Nezha said, "I am Nezha!"

Li Jing said blankly, "Who called my father just now?"

At this moment, Heisha God couldn't bear it any longer, knelt down in front of Li Jing with a plop and cried, "Father, it's me!"

"You?" Li Jing was still dumbfounded.

Heisha God cried: "I am also Nezha, I don't hate you anymore!"

Nezha was unhappy: "Isn't it enough for you to impersonate me?"

Heisha said awkwardly: "We are alone, why are you so serious?"

Nezha said helplessly, "You almost killed me...our father!"

Listening to the conversation between the two, Li Jing hugged Heisha in tears and said, "You really don't hate me anymore?"

Heisha answered simply: "When I killed you, it was a fake killing, but you wanted to die but it was real, so don't hate it!"

Everyone was stunned: "Is it so simple?"

Heisha looked up to the sky and laughed, "It's that simple to be Nezha. I just wanted to ask Li Jing for an explanation..."

Everyone said: "What is it called?"

Heisha said shyly, "My father!"

Li Jing, Nezha, Father and son Heisha cried together, and the scene was very touching. In an instant, a circle of spectators gathered around the square, pointing and saying, "Why are you three crying?"

"I don't know, it's still twins!"

"Raising two children is a lot of pressure, so you shouldn't cry like this?"

Jiuling Yuansheng said with emotion: "Tianzun is still amazing, he had expected this father and son would have such a day, so he specially kept Heisha God to complete their practice."

I poked my head and asked him, "How much do you pay for holding Tianzun's stinky feet for a month?"

The baby learns from Jiuling Yuansheng and said with emotion: "Actually, Heisha God said that as long as he kills Nezha, Nezha will become true and pure. This is wrong. I think Heisha God is the most true and pure one. You come to beat you, if you don’t hate, you don’t hate, and you don’t know how to twitch. It’s so simple to be a Nezha. Rampage and savagery, these two people can only fit together."

I glared at her and said, "Don't be so rotten, can you, these two have finally separated and fit together?"

Everyone was overjoyed and moved by the recognition of Li's father and son, Liu Xiaoliu and Lu Dongbin also wiped away two tears.Lin Hai said uncomfortably: "Guys, how about we talk in another place?" There were more people watching the meeting, and some kind-hearted people started throwing money at us.

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Arriving in a remote corner of the square, Liu Laoliu was half congratulating and half concluding: "Okay, the matter of Heisha God is over—" he said to Li Jing, "You have many sons, and the Heavenly Court will also be more powerful General, hey, if I had known that you would recognize each other anyway, I would not have acted in that play with you, and it is embarrassing to think about it now."

Li Jing said depressedly: "I'm not acting, what I'm saying is the truth!"

"Alright, let's discuss how to deal with Wang Dapeng now, shall we?"

I saw that there seemed to be strange things mixed into this group of people, so I couldn't help but cheer Jiuling Yuansheng and said, "Well, sir, you don't seem to be one of us, do you?" He asked us to fight, followed us so steadfastly, and said a lot of chicken soup for the soul, which almost confused me.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Jiuling Yuansheng tidied up his thick hair (lion's mane) without embarrassment, and said hesitantly: "It's a bit inappropriate for the old man to appear here, maybe you will guess that I was killed by Dapeng Jin Winged Eagle came to join you after abandoning him, but that’s not the case. I haven’t seen him since the last battle with Erlang Shen, and I didn’t come here today as his accomplice. I knew from what happened last time that I was It will be a matter of time before he treats you like a poor shoe, so today I am here to reconcile with you."

Old Yan said: "Shouldn't it be better to say surrender?"

Immediately, Jiuling Yuansheng opened his eyes wide and said: "If you say that, the old man can only continue to fight to the death with you, and you can't be humiliated. I, Jiuling Yuansheng, am not a fool, and I can't let others praise or criticize me! "

Yang Jian, who has always been arrogant and has strong racial discrimination, said at this time: "I can prove this. Although the lion spirit is annoying, it is not a villain who sits on the wall."

Jiuling Yuansheng smiled and said, "Thank you Erlang God."

　Has someone already guessed the origin of Heisha God?This kind of old stalk of split personality is my favorite, and if I still use it in the next book, I will use it!Heh heh, it's just so willful and arrogant, this chapter is written very well, please make it longer.

　　
　
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