don't mess with me

Chapter 272 Buddha, what are you doing?

Mo Liqing's face blushed again and again, and he spent a long time coyly before saying: "Leader, it seems that my marriage with Mo Yu cannot be delayed any longer..."

I was startled and said, "Boss Su is pregnant?"

Mo Liqing waved his hands vigorously: "No, no, I think it's time to give her a title, and I can't just let people gossip like this, Feifei... Feifei has already called me Dad now."

Liu Laoliu scratched his hair and said, "Qing, why are you still so old-headed after you've been down for so long? Who cares about such things now, besides, you're a man, what are you afraid of?"

Mo Liqing said awkwardly: "I still can't accept it. Mo Yu is also a traditional person. Although she didn't say it clearly, I can see that she also hopes to have a formal identity."

Liu Laoliu said: "Have you thought about it, are you really willing to give up your status as a protoss?"

Mo Liqing nodded.

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "It's not safe anyway, but you have to ask Lao Yan about this matter. Only when he uses the life and death book to help you change your household registration can you intermarry with humans openly."

Old Yan pointed at me: "Life and death are in Xiaoqiang's hands."

Mo Liqing took my hand and said: "Xiaoqiang..."

I hurriedly said: "Don't worry, second brother, I'm sure I have nothing to say if I can help, but I seem to remember that I need to use a judge's pen to change the race. Where can I find this thing?"

Mo Liqing looked at Lao Yan eagerly again.

I asked, "Why aren't the book of life and death and the judge's pen together?"

Old Yan said: "We were together at first, but when I went down to the realm, I encountered some troubles and lost my hand and lost the judge's pen." I had a bitter look on my face, and it was not easy to find a humble pen in such a vast crowd. ?

Mo Liqing worried: "Isn't the judge's pen already destroyed?"

Old Yan said: "That's not true. The judge's pen is a thing of the underworld, so ordinary water, fire and external forces in the world cannot destroy it."

I asked, "Where did you lose it?"

"It's hard to say. If I knew where I lost it, I would have found it long ago."

I said helplessly, "Second brother, it seems that there is only one way."

Mo Liqing said: "What way?"

"You ask Lao Yan to draw a picture, and let Su Moyu pay the money to find the object. As long as the money is in place, the dog can be found back, and the pen won't be wandering all over the street, right?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said, "The judge's pen looks like an ordinary brush. Besides, you made the city full of wind and rain and the demons knew about it. Wouldn't we be in a cocoon? And who knows if it fell into a ditch or a hole?"

I said helplessly, "Then what should I do?"

Old Yan said: "Now I will tell you a method that you must memorize - the judge's pen is extremely cloudy and cold, and its nature remains unchanged in the world. over there!"

I said, "Why didn't you tell me that summer?"

Old Yan said: "Summer is not the best time. Now there are air conditioners everywhere, and even a cool place can't attract attention. Moreover, the judge's pen reacts most violently only when the temperature changes. It will be the beginning of spring soon. This is a Great opportunity."

"Lichun?" I nodded, and said to Mo Liqing, "When the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, your good days will come!"

Mo Liqing grabbed my hand and thanked me again and again, before taking Su Moyu to bid us farewell.

Liu Laoliu said: "Xiaoqiang, you have to pay attention to the matter of finding the judge's pen. Don't think that you are just helping Mo Liqing, but you are actually helping us."

I wondered, "What do you want the judge's pen for?"

Lao Yan interjected: "Do you know why the demons have never dared to do everything?"

"What do you mean?"

Old Yan said: "They know where you live, why don't they bother you again and again?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Even if you don't need to fight every time to see the bayonet, stuffing pieces of paper into your keyhole every now and then, and hitting your glass in the middle of the night is enough for you to drink a pot, but why didn't they do it?"

I hesitated: "Probably because...their limit is higher than yours?"

Old Yan said: "Of course not, it is precisely because we have the book of life and death and the judge's pen in our hands!"

I said: "They are either demons or demons. With the identities of the masters on the opposite side, I am afraid that you, the King of Hades, can't control them?"

Old Yan said: "I can't control them when they are alive, what if they die?"

Liu Laoliu said: "They will not be troubled by birth, old age, sickness and death if they have nothing to do, but now it is a time of war. If Jiuling Yuansheng dies, who will take care of him?"

I held my chin and said, "It seems...it's in your hands—" I jumped up and said, "Then this battle is still a fart, can't you use the life and death book to kill them all?"

Old Yan said: "I've said it before, the Book of Life and Death does not determine when a person dies."

I thought for a while and said: "I understand, the government is the government after all. Although the demons are fighting with you, they still have to be in charge of you after they die. Dare to enter! It’s like you are in a lawsuit with the mobile phone signal service provider, unless you can sue it for bankruptcy, or wait for arrears every day.”

Old Yan said hesitantly: "That's right, they are all majestic when they are alive, but after all they are going to the underworld after all, when I get there, it will make a big difference if I lift and press my wrist a little bit, Even if it is stated in the book of life and death that you must be transformed into an animal, whether to transform into a slaughterhouse pig or a giant panda is all up to me."

I rubbed my head and said: "I always feel that your words are bragging..."

Old Yan said: "No!"

I suddenly said: "No, Sun Wukong was dead back then, but is there anything you can do about him? Didn't even the book of life and death be robbed?"

Lao Yan was silent, and Liu Lao Liu smiled slightly: "What happened later? Was he suppressed by the Buddha for 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain? After 500 years, no matter how arrogant his temper is, he should be smoothed out. This is the power of Buddha. !"

I disdainfully said: "It's not because Wukong was crushed under the mountain because he made a big disturbance in the Hall of Yama!"

Old Yan said: "Wrong! It is because he made a big disturbance in the Yan Luo Temple!" Old Yan said solemnly, "In your opinion, Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Yan Luo Temple and tampered with the book of life and death. , In fact, this is the root cause, because he destroyed the six realms of reincarnation, if there are laws in the heavens, this is the most serious criminal law!"

I half-believed and said, "Is what you said true?"

Liu Laoliu said in a deep voice: "Lao Yan didn't lie to you, the authority of the book of life and death cannot be doubted, if the monkey hadn't tampered with the book of life and death, based on his crimes of stealing flat peaches and kicking over Laojun's stove, it would be nothing more than picking quarrels and provoking trouble. Will the Buddha press him for 500 years for these things?"

I said speechlessly: "If he hadn't tampered with the book of life and death, he would have been reincarnated as a giant panda by you, and there would be nothing later."

Old Yan said: "After all, the gods and demons in the heavens also have rules to follow, even the Buddha is no exception. I have said so much, I hope you can understand the importance of the book of life and death and the judge's pen..."

I didn't listen to a word of what Lao Yan said, and there was a problem that seemed to be looming in my mind, but I always dived in at the last moment-I still felt that something was wrong.

The baby saw me scratching my heart and liver and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

I suddenly realized, I jumped and slapped my hands and said, "Hey, no! No, no, no!"

Everyone said: "What's wrong?"

I said: "We are so noisy, it seems that we have forgotten someone!"

The crowd asked again: "Who?"

I said depressedly: "Buddha!" ​​I pointed to Liu Laoliu and said, "Didn't you invite the Tathagata Buddha as soon as you invited the monkeys to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Why don't you complain now that you have collected all the tattered things?" I said It’s only now that I think about it. The battle between the gods and monsters in Heaven is equivalent to two gangs fighting each other. They have been feuding with each other for a long time. It started from a small friction, and then a big fight. Now the brains are blown out. The Buddha didn't even say a single word, and didn't even show his face. Wang Dapeng is domineering in the world, but he is not a scum in front of the Tathagata Buddha?I should have thought of this earlier!

(End of this chapter)