don't mess with me

Chapter 270 Reunion Dinner

When we were making a fuss outside, my parents also came out to meet them. A group of people blocked the courtyard. The old man and the old lady almost couldn't even find their own son. My grandma shouted from the kitchen: "Is Lula here?"

I jumped into the kitchen with a playful smile and said, "Lula didn't come, I brought you a bunch of friends."

At this time, Lu Dongbin has entered the role and pulled a group of old men and women to say New Year's greetings. My grandma looked around with a shovel and said, "Why didn't Lula come?"

"Stop thinking about Lula, it's not easy to get you this group of people!" I said.

"Eat and eat—" my dad said, "They are all Xiaoqiang's friends. It's rare that they all come to pay us New Year's greetings on the first day of the new year." Also love to be lively.

"Hey, let's do it ourselves." Lu Dongbin greeted Nezha to move the table and stools, and Nezha helped my grandma serve the dishes. several times...

My grandfather looked at Wuyang Wuyang and his family in a daze and said, "I have never seen Xiaoqiang have so many friends before."

I chuckled and said, "Look at what you said, who doesn't have two friends?"

Li Jing whispered: "Is it appropriate for you to say that we are?"

My grandma wiped her hands on her apron and said, "Everyone who comes here is a guest, so don't be shy about eating and drinking. You guys chat while you eat, and I'll be fine." She said with a beaming smile, "This girl is beautiful, how old is she?"

Liu Xiaoliu hesitated: "After the new year... I must be 21?"

My mother immediately took over her mother-in-law's right to speak: "Is there a date?"

Liu Xiaoliu said sadly: "It's hard to say, it happened in the first place."

"Why, are you having trouble with your partner?" My mother said, "How picky do you have to be to break up with a pretty girl like you? Looking at you, it means that the other party just wants to play with you."

Liu Xiaoliu's eyes lit up and said, "Really? Is what you said, mother-in-law, true?"

My dad and grandpa were very sensitive and said, "Mother-in-law?"

I hurriedly explained: "It's the kind of old woman—Liu Liu, just call me Auntie!" Judging from the attitudes of the two old men, they still recognized the Lula they had met...

My mother continued to teach Xiao Liu: "When you fall in love, both of you will become like children. If you play tricks and the other acts coquettishly, you won't be able to find someone who treats you like a guest!"

Liu Xiaoliu said cheerfully, "I would like to borrow your good words!"

My mother stared at Liu Xiaoliu and scratched her head and said, "Why do I feel so attached to this girl—and I seem to have seen you somewhere before!" Isn't it true that Lula came to our house for dinner for the first time? She and Liu Xiaoliu Liu met once in the corridor, and the most important thing is that Liu Xiaoliu is still wearing her red padded jacket.

My dad couldn't help asking me, "Why didn't Lula come?"

I said: "Their whole family has gone to other places to celebrate the New Year." I have to support it far away, or this year will be difficult.

My grandfather muttered: "Why do people still go out of town during the Chinese New Year?"

I said vaguely, "Who knows, Shixing."

My grandma brought the last dish, sat down and said, "Where is Lula's nurse?"

Yang Jian subconsciously said: "Central Hospital."

"Oh." My grandma didn't care, and continued, "You all know each other, that girl is very nice, she has a good job, and she is also pretty."

My dad blurted out: "Looks are second to none, he looks like someone who can live a life."

My grandfather heard that his son had doubts about his own aesthetics and immediately quit: "What do you call a person who can live a life, and a girl who looks like a girl can be considered a dignified person."

My grandma supported her husband: "That's right, I think that girl is no worse than a movie star."

My mother stood by her husband at the critical moment: "Movie stars are exaggerated, but they are full of beauty."

My grandpa was completely dissatisfied: "Hey, you two have served Fan Bingbing or something, isn't it too demanding? By the way, Xiaoqiang, do you have a photo? I want to take another look at that girl. I met her last time." Almost forgot."

"Ah?" I was taken aback, and slowly said that I don't have a photo of Lula, and even if I did, I couldn't show it!What these four elders have seen are two versions of Lula - one who can live, and one who is a movie star, what do you want me to do?
My mother said: "Yes, show us the photos again."

My grandma also said: "Look, let's compare with Fan Bingbing."

I faltered: "The photo..."

My dad said: "You don't have a picture with someone for such a long time, do you?"

The table was full of people looking at me and looking at you, and they froze for a moment. I carried the doll hard, and the doll understood that this was a distress signal from me to her. She stood up bravely and said: "Grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, Let me introduce myself, my name is Baby—”

My mother said perfunctorily: "Oh hello..." Then she was stunned and said, "Seeing that you are still in school at your age, how did you meet Xiaoqiang?"

"I..." Wa Hua got on fire but didn't think of a way out, and kept staring at me.

At this time Nezha said calmly: "We are all readers of Brother Xiaoqiang! We all like to read his books!"

"That's right!" said the baby, "We are all his readers."

The so-called flattery does not wear it, and the four elders became happy when they heard that the book written by their son was sought after. My grandfather asked casually: "By the way, what is Xiaoqiang writing about?"

The baby said like a few treasures: "Have you never read your grandson's book? It is said that Sadako has gone to his house, do you know Sadako? Oh I don't know, it is a foreign monster, and then the female Fahai appeared, the foreigner Both the monster and female Fahai fell in love with your grandson, and the two women began to fight!" Isn't she familiar, and the plot behind this is basically the joint creation of the two of us.

My grandfather widened his eyes and said: "Then we can't let foreign monsters take advantage of it!"

My grandma said in a clouded manner: "What you are talking about is the content of the novel, right?"

I whispered: "Anyway, it's almost the same, the monsters in this country have turned upside down!"

My mother suddenly asked the baby vigilantly: "Aren't you staying at home for the Chinese New Year, and running around with a book writer?"

"Uh..." Waowa knew that her age was a flaw, and she didn't know how to deal with it.

Li Jing said: "She is my niece, she usually likes to read Xiaoqiang's books, and I take her out to play during Chinese New Year when I have nothing to do."

"Oh." My dad asked, "Where does this little guy work?"

Now it was Li Jing's turn to be caught blind. If he was unemployed at his age, he would be regarded as a bum, but he didn't know what to say for a while.

Nezha said: "My dad is the head of the security department of a company." The general soldier of Chentangguan has a similar job nature.

My dad suddenly said: "Oh, the head of the security guard." The old man has worked on the construction site all his life, so he naturally understands this title very thoroughly.He glanced left and right, and his eyes fell on Yang Jian again. Yang Jian immediately raised his hand consciously and said: "I study biological species, and I will go to XZ to find new species soon after the Chinese New Year!"

My dad nodded with satisfaction: "This young man is a real weapon at first glance. Take the postgraduate entrance examination slowly. It's hot in the room. Take off your headgear first."

Lu Dongbin introduced himself without waiting for others to ask: "I am in charge of some tourism matters, and our Lu Zu Temple is under my management."

Seeing that the meal was dangerous, I quickly turned on the TV to divert everyone's attention, and it turned out that one of the classic plays that must be broadcast during the New Year and the holidays - "Journey to the West" was being played. There are various changes in the competition with Erlangshen. Later, Xiaotiangou should be plotted against Monkey King as soon as he gets on the Monkey King.

My grandpa glanced at him twice and said indifferently: "You said that this Erlang God came from a hard life, and he actually helped others to punish monkeys. Isn't this lack of heart?"

Yang Jian was stunned, and I hurriedly said, "The system, isn't this being assimilated by the system?"

My grandfather curled his lips and said: "If I can see him, I have to ask him what he thinks!"

My grandma patted the old man: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Yang Jian said depressedly: "Xiaoqiang is right, he is assimilated by the system."

My grandfather chuckled: "You look like Erlang God, I see, there are only two Erlang Gods left!"

Yang Jian silently put down his chopsticks and said, "Xiaoqiang, why don't I... let me go first?"

Lu Dongbin gloated and said, "The old man didn't target you, and he didn't know that you were the second...haha."

I hurriedly changed the channel. This time it’s good. The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is playing. My grandfather pointed at the chopsticks and said cheerfully, “This is good.”

Lu Dongbin also showed off: "Did you see, who is the fairy that the common people love to see?"

Then my grandfather let go again: "This Lu Dongbin is also a bit interesting. Obviously, He Xiangu and He Xiangu don't know each other clearly, so they just pretend to be confused."

Yang Jian laughed, and Lu Dongbin complained, "Why don't we go together?"

Li Jing said in a low voice: "I think the three of us will be together, and we will be performing "Nezha's Trouble in the Sea" in a while. With this old man's temper, he may not know how to hurt me!"

(End of this chapter)