don't mess with me

Chapter 25 Going to School
It's not that I can't speak, I really don't know what to say - my identity is false, my situation is false, I don't want to come and I have to come, what do you say?
But Lula is really pretty and lovely. She said something to me, her eyes were fixed on the corner of the table, and even her cheeks were flushed, which made me feel sorry for her.

The Heavenly Doll said: "Yo, she is really a beauty."

I coughed twice and said, "I heard from Mr. Gao that you are a nurse in the hospital?"

"Well, my mother said you were a writer."

I waved my hand and said, "Your mother confuses an author with a writer. Actually, I'm an internet writer, and I write that kind of..." I thought about my wording, and said, "It's the kind of nonsense novel."

Lula chuckled: "You really want to talk about literature with me?"

"It's not literature, it's the literary circle, just like the film and television circles. Hey, I found that once everything is added to the circle, there will be no good things!"

Lula glanced at me and said, "You're not like the kind of person who can't speak when he sees a girl."

I chuckled and said, "There are elements of exaggeration."

"I'm afraid you are not Zhao Qianqian's uncle, are you?"

I was startled and subconsciously said, "How do you know?"

Lu La smiled and said, "Zhao Qianqian said in her composition that her mother is an only child, where did you come from as an uncle?"

"Then your mother..."

"My mother reads so many compositions every day, she must not have noticed."

I slapped my thigh fiercely and said, "There is such a big bug!"

"So you are Zhao Qianqian's neighbor?"

"How did you see that?"

Lula said, "Guess, how big a social circle can a little girl have?"

I cast my body and said: "It's amazing, hey, I found that you are not the kind of person who can't speak when you see a man."

Lula smiled and said, "It used to be a little bit, not that exaggerated."

I understood deeply: "Based on your mother's education standards, you are a shadow of a snake. I beg you, don't tell your mother about me, or Zhao Qianqian will be in trouble."

Lula said, "You must get something in return when you ask for help, right?"

I was stunned and said, "What do you want in return?"

"Associate with me!"

"Ah?" I have to say, Gao Bingyan, the mother and daughter, both have the ability to make me dumbfounded.

Tianjie Doll said: "Xiaoqiang be careful, there must be a trap."

Lula hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in you."

"what?"

"I just want to ask you to cover up. If my mother wants to ask how we are doing today, you can just say it's fine."

"what?"

"Do you really want to know why I did this?"

"Yes!"

Lula blushed suddenly and said, "To tell you the truth, I don't like men."

"what?"

"Yes, I'm gay. It's not that I can't talk when I meet a man, but I'm too lazy to talk."

I said with emotion: "It's all your mother. Forced it?" After finishing speaking, I quickly waved my hand, "I mean..."

Lula smiled and said, "I understand the meaning, but it's really not."

"Is it natural?"

Lula nodded: "Yes, believe it or not, it's innate. When I was in junior high school, I knew it when I sang in a chorus and held hands for the first time. I stood on the side, and the person holding hands with me was a girl."

I sighed: "But your mother must know about this in the end, right?"

"Take your time, I'm going to tell her straight up that she's definitely going to have a meltdown."

"So you want me to set off the smoke bomb for you?"

"Well, don't worry, I won't bother you too much. When you have a girlfriend, I will retreat immediately."

"This..." I quietly asked the Celestial Doll, "What do you think?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll was overjoyed and said: "Quickly promise her, if you can straighten her up, wouldn't it be a ready-made bargain?"

I said silently: "I don't allow you to discriminate against homosexuals!"

Lula said, "How are you thinking?"

I patted the table and said, "Then I will help you with this."

"Thank you." Lula smiled and said to Mimi, "Actually, you don't have any sincerity in coming to my blind date, do you?"

I struggled and said, "I'm mainly afraid of your mother."

Lula leaned over and whispered: "You don't have the same problem as me, do you?" He said and looked at Nezha.

I quickly waved my hands vigorously: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just like you in one thing - I also like women."

"Then who is this?"

"It's my cousin..."

Lula asked Nezha, "Where are you from?"

Nezha raised his head and asked me, "Where did I... come from?" The child was clever and knew not to talk nonsense.

I hurriedly said, "From outside."

Lula said, "Looking at his age, he should still be a student, right?"

Nezha said, "I never liked going to school when I was young."

Lula was surprised: "How can you not go to school, then what will you do in the future?"

I said nonchalantly, "My family is poor and can't afford to go to school. Come to my place to see if you can find a job first."

Lula almost jumped up. "How can that be?" she said decisively. "You have to go to school—how old are you?"

Nezha said, "16."

Lula took out the phone and said, "I'll contact the school for you now."

"Hey, no need!" I said.

Lula waved me to shut up, and said to the phone: "Mom, Ting Qiang has a cousin who is from out of town and can't find a school for now... Well, 16 years old, do you still have a place in your class?"

I got dizzy when I heard it. Gao Bingyan is the teacher of City No. [-] Middle School. That City No. [-] Middle School is the key point. Most people have no way to spend [-] to [-] yuan. Nezha is stuffed into Gao Guangyan's class, and I can't stop worrying!

Unexpectedly, Lula hung up the phone after saying a few words. I still hoped, "How is it?"

"Okay, you will take your cousin to report for duty on Monday."

"What about school fees..."

"No, it's my mother's face."

I gave Nezha a sorry look, and sighed, "How can I thank you?"

Lula smiled and said, "You help me and I help you." After she finished speaking, she told me, "I must go on Monday."

"it is good……"

"Then let's leave the phone for a while. When you need something in the future, you should be smart. I'll go first."

After Lula left, I took Nezha and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, I made you suffer on the first day I came here."

Nezha said: "It doesn't matter, isn't it just going to school? It's not going to the [-]th hell."

"The current school is scarier than the [-]th floor of hell."

"That's okay. It's not like I haven't broken into the Yan Luo Palace, and they can't do anything to me."

I said cautiously: "If you go, then you are not allowed to have cramps casually!"

"Oh."

I thought my tone was wrong, and quickly added: "You must not be cramped, and you must not expose your superficiality!"

Nezha smiled and said: "I understand, this is the world, I just treat myself as an ordinary person."

"Good brother! It would be great if everyone who comes here in the future is as reasonable as you!"

……

After leaving the cafe, I drove home. Nezha stared intently at the busy traffic along the way, and I said, "The development of our human beings has exceeded your imagination, right?"

Nezha said: "Brother Xiaoqiang, don't forget that I was also a human being before."

"Oh yes, you didn't become human until later."

Nezha: "..."

I said: "Actually, if you stay in the human world forever, you will find that people today are no worse than you gods, and they have done everything from heaven to earth."

Nezha said, "That's true."

When we arrived at the entrance of the corridor, we happened to meet Wang Fang and Zhao Qianqian coming back from the airport. Wang Fang looked a little lonely, but Zhao Qianqian seemed indifferent, holding a box of ice cream and licking it carefree.

Seeing me getting off the car, Wang Fang smiled at me, and after seeing Nezha, she was taken aback and said, "This is your friend?"

"Uh, my cousin."

Zhao Qianqian held the spoon in her mouth and stretched out her hand, saying generously, "Hello."

Nezha obviously didn't know what kind of etiquette it was, so he just nodded and said, "Oh." I bumped him with my shoulder, "I'm shaking hands with you."

Nezha reached out to shake Zhao Qianqian's hand and said, "You are also good."

Zhao Qianqian laughed and said to me in a low voice: "Your cousin is handsome enough." The first time this pair of handsome men and women in the Mood for Love met, one of them did not appear to be a nympho like in an idol drama. At least it is at the level of a class flower, and there must be many male students who usually pursue it. Nezha is not very old, but in terms of identity and experience, he is not comparable to young teenagers.

I said: "My cousin will report to your school tomorrow, and you will be classmates from now on."

Zhao Qianqian said: "Really? Let's go together tomorrow."

"Okay, wait for us to find you at home tomorrow."

When we got home, Pippi was squatting on the sofa, pressing the remote control under his paws, and "Animal World" was playing on the TV. I yelled at it, "What are you doing, what the fuck?" Pippi was startled , quickly changed a station...

"Huh?" Nezha was immediately attracted by the TV. He walked over and looked at it and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, if this thing didn't rely on mana, how did it do it? Could it be that there are clairvoyance in the world?"

I said, "It's about the same as clairvoyance."

"Then the people here are displayed in front of our eyes through this thing?" Nezha asked curiously, "I mean these people are doing the same thing in other places?"

"I understand what you mean. You mean a live broadcast, right? It's not a live broadcast. These are all recorded, which means that the people inside may be eating and sleeping now, but we won't be able to see it."

"True God—" Nezha murmured, "What's the point of this?"

Faced with this question, I came up with the answer that my dad tried and failed:

"You will know when you go to school!"

(End of this chapter)