don't mess with me

Chapter 246 Goodbye Liu Xiaoliu

Speaking of the Stove Lord, he is a bit like the Lord of the Land. He is a god who works at the grassroots level. He is often mentioned but not very recognizable.However, the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month is an exception. According to tradition, this is the day when the kitchen god goes to heaven to report on his work. After working in the human world for a year, he sees good and bad things and goes up to report to the leader. Therefore, on this day, the discerning old people will worship the kitchen god. Idol.

The baby asked the Kitchen God, "Didn't you go back to Heaven yesterday?"

The Kitchen God said embarrassingly, "I was delayed by some messy things."

Lu Dongbin smoothed things over and said, "It's a routine business trip. It's not a big deal if you're a day or two late." It seems that Brother Bin and the Kitchen God have a good personal relationship, and they both spend a lot of time in the world, so they spend more time together.

I asked the baby in a low voice: "Is there a Kitchen God in every household or is there just one?"

Unexpectedly, the Kitchen God had already heard it, and said with a chuckle, "I'm the only one in this place. There are so many of you, it's unrealistic for each family to have one. You buy a car and it's under the control of the traffic police, but not every car has a traffic policeman, does it?"

I scratched my head and said, "You usually stay in the human stove?"

The Kitchen God waved his hand: "It's okay, most of them are gas stoves now, how thin do I have to be in the stove?"

Lu Dongbin explained to me: "It's just a formality."

I was discouraged and said, "So you don't necessarily know what everyone eats for every meal?"

The Kitchen God laughed and said, "I want Tianmao to watch what you cook at your stove, don't you think it's scary—but I know which restaurants are delicious and whether the ingredients are good or not."

I grabbed Kitchen God's hand and said, "You must make a list for me!"

The Kitchen God smiled and said, "From now on, when I come back, we will have plenty of time to get together."

Lu Dongbin said: "Isn't Brother Stove King going back to the Heavenly Court? I was thinking that you might have some news for him to take him up there, so I brought him here."

Li Jing and Yang Jian said in unison: "It's about time!"

Wa Wa said: "We are having a headache about who to report back to."

I asked, "How did Lord Stove go back?"

Kitchen God said: "Because I have to report on my position every year, so there is a special channel."

Yang Jian said: "That's the best——Brother Stove King, listen carefully. What I'm going to say next is very important. Please pass it on to the person who is in charge of the overall situation after you go up."

The Kitchen God said solemnly: "God Erlang, please speak."

Yang Jian said: "The demons are aggressively descending to the lower realms, and their strategic focus has been shifted to the lower realms. They have the Jiuzhou Ding in their hands to absorb emotional coins. From Su Daji down, there are Jiuling Yuansheng and other masters. I can't stand alone with Li Tianwang. Please invite them Send reinforcements quickly!"

The Kitchen God was stunned and said, "Is the situation in the lower realm already so bad?"

Li Jing sighed and said, "People want the Kitchen God to 'go up to heaven to say good things', but this time I'm afraid it won't work."

The Kitchen God hurriedly said, "I'm leaving now!"

I apologized and said: "It's so easy for the Stove Lord to come home, and he didn't treat me to a meal."

The Kitchen God waved his hand and said: "It's not bad, when I come back I will cook for you myself and let you taste my cooking."

I eagerly said, "You must be familiar with the God of Cookery, right?"

"Cut, God of Cookery does not necessarily cook delicious food. He is just in charge of this port. Does the chief of the post office have to be fast in delivery?"

The Kitchen God hurried away.

It was almost late at night, and the last bit of heat in the room had dissipated. I found thick quilts for everyone from the cabinet. Because there were more wolves and less meat, the doll and I could only be covered with a big quilt with dragons and phoenixes—that was my mother. Ready for my wedding.

The doll got into the quilt in unlined clothes, and her eyes followed me drippingly.

"What are you looking at?" I asked.

The baby said: "I was thinking, if we met in ancient times, then I would have to marry you if I wanted to stay in the world in the future. What a crime it would be to sleep in the same bed at that time!"

I laughed and said: "Don't tell me, this quilt is for me to get married. In the future, I must not let my wife know that there is a number one like you. The times are different. Men are already a disadvantaged group. No matter where women are Someone wants to get under the quilt." I asked her, "By the way, where are you going after the business in the world is over?"

The doll twisted her body and said, "I don't know, maybe I'll turn into a rag doll again when I wake up."

I cautiously got into the other side of the bed, and said with emotion: "I think it's better for you to become a rag doll."

"What's wrong?" Doll asked with her ears open.

"Save space!" I turned off the light.

The next morning I was almost woken up by the cold. There was still no heat in the room, and it was too warm for people to sleep in clothes. The doll was still sleeping soundly, and the upper body subconsciously leaned over.I tiptoed out of the bedroom, took out the heating card and called the number on it. I thought that the temporary shutdown of the heating might be for maintenance or something, but I didn’t expect it to be restored. I asked the other party in a bad voice, and the other party had obviously been confused by similar problems. Numb, he answered me without any emotion: "Now there is no heating in most places in the city."

"Why?"

"The heating pipes in many places have been damaged. We are rushing to repair them. It's no use shouting—" the other party sneezed and said, "Let's also freeze here!"

I was speechless, so I could only carry an electric radiator off the top of the cabinet, plug it in, wrap my coat and wait for it to heat up.

Then Lin Hai called, and he asked me, "Did your cousin still hold a dog when he disappeared?"

I immediately said loudly: "That's right, you found him?" Others hurriedly surrounded me after I made such a noise.

Lin Haidao: "I adjusted some surveillance videos, and I can only say that I saw him. As for where he is now, I can't say."

Li Jing said from the side: "Ask where he is!"

Lin Haidao: "I'm downstairs in your house, can I go up now?"

"Come up!" Li Jing hurriedly said.

I hung up the phone and glanced at Liu Xiaoliu and said, "Lin Hai is a drunkard who doesn't want to drink." If it wasn't for seeing Liu Xiaoliu, he wouldn't have rushed over.

Liu Xiaoliu asked nervously, "Should I see him?"

The baby said: "I still say the same thing, there will be an explanation for the matter between you sooner or later."

Li Jing said: "Then you have to wait for him to explain what happened to Nezha before you show up, otherwise what if he gets emotional?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Then shall I hide for a while?"

I said helplessly: "Hiding a fart, can he recognize you now?"

While speaking, Lin Hai had already knocked on the door outside: "Xiaoqiang, it's me!" He looked around as soon as he entered the door, and couldn't help saying, "Is Xiaoliu not here?"

In fact, Liu Xiaoliu was sitting on the sofa, and Lin Hai's gaze stayed on her for a while, but finally drifted away.

I said, "I'll let you see Xiaoliu soon, let's talk about my cousin first."

Li Jing asked anxiously, "Where did you see him?"

Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and pulled out a video: "This was filmed on an ATM machine near the film factory, please confirm if this is Li Xiaozha first?"

We put our heads together to watch the video. As soon as the video started, Liu Xiaoliu’s unmasked face suddenly popped out with a smirk. The location was in a place similar to a park. We were collectively frightened and jumped out of the circle one after another...

Lin Hai blushed and said, "I'm sorry for making a mistake." He opened another video, and the rough shots of the surveillance video flashed out, probably he replayed it.

In the video, Nezha walks quickly into the monitoring area with Pippi in his arms, and then looks around vigilantly. Seat, the car drives away quickly.Video ends.

Yang Jian gritted his teeth and said, "I knew he had a premeditated plan!"

Li Jing's face was pale and he didn't say a word.

Lin Hai wondered, "What do you mean? Judging from the video, he should not be in danger, nor is he under coercion."

Yang Jian sneered and said, "That's the problem."

I asked Lin Hai: "Can you find out the information about that car?"

Lin Haidao: "The video is too blurry, and there are obstacles, and the license plate information is incomplete."

Li Jing sat down and said, "Forget it, I don't have anything to say now." From the video, it can be seen that Nezha has drawn up an escape route early in the morning, there is an agreed place, and there are people who come to meet him. Colluded with the demons.

Lin Hai wondered more and more: "Has Li Xiaozha not come back yet? Do you want to call the police?"

I waved my hand and said, "This matter has come to an end, it was a misunderstanding."

Lin Hai hurriedly said: "Then can you let me see Xiao Liu now?"

I pointed to Liu Xiaoliu on the sofa: "She's right there!"

　I am back!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)