don't mess with me

Chapter 234 Fighting with you
The hosting styles of Sun Miao and Yinjiao Dawang are definitely too glorified. Anyway, from my point of view, I am unwilling to use such beautiful words to praise them. To describe, in short, I wouldn't use any of them if I could do otherwise.

Sun Miao used to host political performances. This is a host who can’t speak without the script, but King Silver Horn is the opposite. I don’t know if he just doesn’t follow the script because he can’t remember the words or other reasons. Come on, Hu Qin is full of mouth, think of what to say, he is not playing cards out of common sense at all, he just wants to join the game with chess, but I can't help it, it will definitely be too late to find the host now—— Although my subconscious mind told me that even if I randomly find two people to do weddings, they are better than them.

So I could only coax them, while guiding Sun Miao to let go, while asking Yin Jiao to follow the words as much as possible, and finally managed to force these two to play the role of announcer.

As for the rehearsal of the show, it is also difficult for the actors to join the stage as a whole. It is impossible for actors like Ningbo Wang Yu to completely obey your schedule. The Spice Girl’s magic show only gave me an approximate time. We can only rule out all difficulties hastily. However, it was Liang Peiyun who lip-synched twice, which moved me very much.

Time flies when people get busy. It’s already the 22nd day of the twelfth lunar month, and it’s less than 24 hours before the live broadcast of the show. The crew is ready to do the final testing and debugging.I also did a small pre-war mobilization - any mistakes tomorrow are inevitable, I know this very well, there is only one thing that matters to us: collecting mood coins!The three most important elements here are me, doll and Pipi.

I paced back and forth in my living room with my hands behind my back, and said solemnly, "Second brother, your task tomorrow is to protect me and the baby, and not let any of us out of your sight."

Yang Jian said, "What do you do when you go to the bathroom?"

I said succinctly: "Follow."

The doll suddenly became unhappy: "Then what should I do? What about when I go to the bathroom?"

I rolled her eyes and said, "It's better if you stay at home!" I then assigned the task, "As for Pippi, I'll leave it to Nezha. Nezha, you have to remember that Pippi is your life tonight, and it's even more important than that. We are also important, but fortunately it doesn't need to go to the toilet."

Nezha nodded and said, "Okay!"

Li Jing was eager to try, "What about me? What am I doing?"

I swept around, picked up a thermos and said, "Brother Li, you take this with you tomorrow. From now on, as long as we leave the house, we will not touch our lips with anything outside."

Li Jing jumped up and said: "What? You asked me, a Marshal of the Heavenly Court, to hold the water bottle for you?"

I pressed his shoulders and said earnestly: "Brother Li, logistics is very important. Think about it. If you lead troops to fight and don't worry about eating or drinking, can you win? It's right to entrust you with this task." Brother Li, your greatest reliance and entrustment!"

Li Jing nodded thoughtfully.

I told him: "Remember to rinse it before pouring water, it has been useless for a long time, and I love to drink scented tea."

Li Jing murmured: "I still let you go in, I remembered, before I saw who was not pleasing to the eye and asked him to take care of the logistics is this kind of rhetoric!"

Yang Jian said: "If everything goes well tomorrow, then we will not be far away when we return to Heaven. What are you going to do with those monsters?"

Li Jing said: "Staying in the human world is always a disaster, especially Su Daji's gang, don't forget that they still have the Kyushu tripod in their hands."

I said, "What if they are willing to hand over the Kyushu tripod?"

Lu Dongbin said: "These are all things to come. Our main task now is to do our daily work well."

Yang Jian got up and held my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang, thank you for everything you have done for Heavenly Court. Although being able to fight side by side with you is a stain on my resume, I still like you as a person."

I was speechless: "It's not easy to say good things!"

……

The next day was the day of the performance. The live broadcast was at [-]:[-] p.m., and I arrived at the studio at noon. The sound effects, lighting, costumes, props, choreography, and director were being adjusted for the last time. Wang Zheng was checking the program list. Taking the doll Yang Jian, Li Jing, Nezha and a large group of people wandered around the front and backstage twice, and all the groups were working normally.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the actors of each program group began to report.

Spectators start entering the arena at [-]:[-] p.m.

At [-]:[-] p.m., the whole crew conducted the final test, Wang Zheng called the roll for the first time, and all the actors except Spice Girls and Liang Peiyun were present.

Wang Zheng said: "The hot girl is on her way, she should be fine. Liang Peiyun said she might be late, but didn't say why."

I frowned and said, "At this juncture, she's still playing tricks, so how can she explain if something goes wrong? This party is all about her!"

Wang Zheng comforted me and said, "Don't worry, big names are like this. Her show is after 9 pm, so it's normal if she doesn't come at all."

At 07:30 in the evening, the director informed me that the satellite signal is normal, and the program has entered a countdown, and our party will be broadcast live in 15 minutes.

Backstage, I was a little dazed. As the commander-in-chief of such a large show, I suddenly didn’t know what to do. Seeing me standing there with my eyes fixed, I didn’t speak or move, and whispered: “Xiaoqiang, you Are you too nervous?"

"Nervous? No, I just don't know what to do."

The baby reminded me: "You are a director, you should always scold people or tell people about the play..."

I glanced left and right and saw King Yinjiao and Sun Miao standing on the side. After many times of trial and error, the two finally got along with each other. They are all standing at the entrance of the stage waiting to start. The one with a greasy face, I casually pointed at it and said loudly, "Both of you!"

King Yinjiao and Sun Miao said together in astonishment: "Huh?"

I said in a bad voice, "You two will give me a good job later, you know?"

Wawa held back a smile and said, "Cooperate, the director is directing the work."

Sun Miao and King Yinjiao rolled my eyes together...

At this time, the director said through the headset: "Director Zhen, pay attention, now we are entering the beginning of the film, and the countdown to the live broadcast is 30 seconds - 29, 28..."

I shook my arms and said, "There are only 20 seconds left?"

Wawa said: "Calm down, you are the director and you don't need to act, why are you panicking?"

I thought yes, am I not a behind-the-scenes worker?The director of this meeting has counted down to the last second, the opening song and dance "Happy New Year", the actors took their positions on the stage, the music started, and the actors and actresses dressed like lotus roots began to dance happily. This is a medical equipment factory The sponsored program, I heard that all the choreographers and actors from previous years were invited. I didn’t like this kind of unhappiness and pretending to be happy. Later, Wang Zheng persuaded me, saying that there must be such a formal opening , I can't just have double-reed cross talk in the first program.

After singing and dancing, Sun Miao immediately changed into chicken blood and strode out excitedly, while King Yinjiao followed behind in a dawdly manner.

Sun Miao: "Thank you! Thank you actors for their wonderful performances, hey Lao Yin, what do you think of this show?"

King Yinjiao said vaguely: "Okay, okay."

"What's so good about it?"

The host's lines are scripted, and I know that Yinjiao Dawang should say "First of all, the name is good, 'Happy New Year's Eve', so festive".

In the end, King Silver Horn got stuck again, and said with a playful smile: "The actor is handsome, and the actress is beautiful."

Sun Miao rolled her eyes. Considering that this was a live broadcast, she had no choice but to smooth things over and said, "The name is just fine, as it fits the occasion and is more festive."

King Yinjiao said: "What kind of scene should it be? Today is a small year, not a big year."

My baby and I fell in love: "Here we come again!" When King Yinjiao said this, there was knowing laughter from the audience, and the audience knew the reason why the show was changed to today, and no one expected it Until the host will spit out his own groove.

The baby said: "Yes, there are emotional coins in the account."

I hurriedly asked, "Is there a lot?"

Wawa said: "It's almost from the live audience, and the effect of the live broadcast has not yet been reflected."

I watched the scene through the synchronized camera, and there were about five or six hundred spectators.

Sun Miao pretended to be relaxed and teasing at the front desk, while King Yinjiao kept tearing down the stage. Sun Miao couldn't help rolling her eyes—fortunately, the way she rolled her eyes was pretty good, and laughter kept coming from the audience.In the end, Sun Miao Lengding stopped King Yinjiao's nonsense, and said bluntly: "Please watch the cross talk next, people are so sophisticated." He walked back angrily.

Wawa suppressed a smile and said, "These two together are a crosstalk."

Sun Miao rushed to the backstage and yelled at me: "What kind of host did you find, I will quit if he does this again!"

I hastily scolded King Yinjiao: "Calm down!"

After the cross talk show started, I held Pippi in my arms and asked the doll how it was from time to time. The doll frowned and said, "It's still not very obvious."

I found that I still overestimated Liang Peiyun's influence and the role of live broadcasting. Strictly speaking, the New Year's Eve is not a holiday. People in front of the TV at this time of 8 o'clock are either washing pots and dishes or chatting, even if someone accidentally When I switched to this station, I immediately ignored the party on the second-tier satellite TV. The local situation should be better, and the media bombardment some time ago still had an effect.

The ratings data transmitted by the TV station really confirmed this point. The ratings of the live broadcast of the party were only a little higher than usual, which could almost be regarded as negligible.

I beckoned Wang Zheng over: "What should I do if the ratings are not high?"

Wang Zheng was speechless: "Director Zhen, you're asking the ultimate question for all TV stations!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I said our party is here."

Wang Zheng chuckled and said, "Why are you chasing ratings? As long as there is no power outage and signals, our mission can be completed safely, isn't it?"

I held my chin and asked, "What are people doing in front of the TV at this point?"

Wang Zheng said: "Wait for the TV series you usually watch."

I slapped my head: "That's right! Then how can we pull them over to watch our show?"

Wang Zheng said: "That can't be helped, the power of habit is terrible, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in TV dramas are strangled to death, who would give up to watch your party?"

Wa Wa suddenly said: "TV dramas always have commercial time, and the commercial time in the middle of each station is almost the same."

I asked her, "So?"

Wa Wa said: "People will switch channels frequently at this time, as long as we come up with a wonderful program during this time period, maybe we can pull some of them over!"

I clapped my hands vigorously and said, "That's it - now who can we get?"

Wang Zheng said: "Liang Peiyun's time slot is not suitable, the more eye-catching one is the magic of the hot girl."

"Then let the hot girl come on, and change her show to other commercial spots at the right time."

Wang Zheng nodded and said, "Okay, I got it."

I added another sentence: "Let her wear a dress that is sure to catch fire, and then give a few more close-ups of her breasts!"

(End of this chapter)