don't mess with me

Chapter 23 Six Fingers

Xingfu Avenue is not the most prosperous area, but it is also a downtown area. The four heavenly kings blow up this bouncy castle and almost completely block the road.

I said to Liu Laoliu, "Aren't we making too much fanfare?"

Liu Laoliu said unhurriedly: "I'm prepared." He took a stack of conical roadblocks from the tricycle and said to me, "Seal both sides of the road."

"This..." I said, "What if someone exposes it?"

Liu Laoliu took out several sets of electrician's clothes from the car and handed them to the four heavenly kings: "Put them on, and stand at the intersection, and tell them that circuit maintenance is dangerous."

I cast my body and said: "Where did you buy these things?"

Liu Laoliu said triumphantly: "Don't forget what I do—put the Dragon Ball in quickly, the time is almost up."

"How does this thing work?"

Ao Guang said: "Just put it in the middle of the air cushion."

I jumped on the air cushion and put the dragon ball upright in the middle, now everything is ready, just waiting for Liu Xiaoliu to fall down.

I looked at my watch, it was just after 12:[-], the sky was clear and clear, and there was no sign of killing the living.I asked Liu Laoliu, "Have you calculated correctly?"

Liu Laoliu said: "It should be fine."

"How do you calculate all this?"

The Celestial Doll said: "It depends on induction, just like the headlights of two cars driving opposite each other at night, but the clarity of the induction varies with the weather and time. The four heavenly kings fell together, so I just I sensed Mo Lishou."

I asked Liu Laoliu: "Your perception is not wrong, is it?"

Before Liu Laoliu could speak, Tianjie Doll said, "Here we come!"

I looked up and saw a small black dot suddenly appeared in the sky, and it was falling at a very obvious speed. Catching the opponent, nothing happened to the four heavenly kings, but Liu Xiaoliu is not necessarily the same!

The black shadow became clearer and clearer, and gradually I could see the outline of a person. I couldn't help but look around cautiously. Fortunately, people heard that the circuit repairers here might harm the fish in the pond, so they hid far away, and no one was paying attention. What the hell are we doing.

It was too late and then too fast, the figure appeared in a flash, and fell into the air cushion castle with a plop, and the Dinghai Dragon Ball suddenly shone brightly, as if a mist was produced and lifted the man's body, even so, the man still Bounced high by the air cushion, fell down again, repeated several times, and then slowly slowed down.

I can already clearly see that he is wearing an ancient costume and his hair is flowing. He played it a few more times and finally landed on the head of Pleasant Goat. Miss Liu Xiaoliu, when describing a woman's beauty, she often says that she is as beautiful as a fairy, but Liu Xiaoliu is so weak!
But when I first saw this person, I was a little disappointed. From my years of nerd eyes, this person’s body is not protruding enough. The flying cloud bun like a fairy, but a simple two grabbing bun, he lay face to face on Pleasant Goat, obviously still dizzy.

I walked up carefully and said, "Are you okay?"

The man slowly got up and sat down on the ground. This surprised me even more—this man has a handsome face, and he turned out to be a beautiful boy!

"This..." I looked back, and Liu Laoliu was the second to rush over, and he also said unexpectedly, "Nezha, why is it you?" This beautiful boy is actually Nezha!

Nezha asked in a daze, "Jade Emperor?"

Liu Laoliu asked anxiously, "Where is the sixth princess?"

"Princess Six? I haven't seen it before."

Liu Laoliu stomped his feet and said, "It's still a wrong calculation!"

Just when we were surprised, an old voice behind us said: "Little beast, so it's you?"

I turned my head and saw that Ao Guang was staring at Nezha with burning eyes, almost bursting into flames. Nezha got up and said calmly, "So it's the old Dragon King!"

Ao Guang jumped forward and shouted, "I'll fight you, little bastard!"

We hurriedly hugged the old man, Ao Guang waved his teeth and claws and said, "Little bastard, give me back my life!"

Nezha stared at Ao Guangyi and said, "If you scold me again, I will slap you eight times!"

While tugging on Ao Guang, I couldn't help being secretly curious, and couldn't help asking: "Why eight?"

Tianjie Doll said: "Nezha has three heads and eight arms, and there are exactly eight slaps in one set."

"A group?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

Ao Guang sneered and said, "You thought you were in the sky, your three heads and eight arms don't work well, do you?"

Nezha shook his body slightly when he heard the words, and immediately transformed into three heads and eight arms, and snorted, "Do you want to come up and try?"

Everyone was taken aback, and I asked, "Isn't there no magic power?"

The Tianjie doll thought for a while and said, "I understand. Nezha cut his flesh and boned his body back then. His body was made of lotus root by Taiyi Daoist, so even though he lost his mana, it still didn't affect his transformation. Like six fingers..."

Ao Guang was also taken aback, his movements became much slower, and he said to himself: "I'm afraid you won't succeed? Xiaoqiang, let me go!"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Listen to him, let go."

As soon as I let go, Ao Guang was still on the spot and pretended to be struggling forward, but his feet were rooted, and he refused to move forward no matter what, as if someone was pulling him.He shouted, "Let go of me!"

I poked his back with my finger and said, "We didn't stop you..."

"Uh..." Ao Guang lost his posture and said angrily, "I don't have the same knowledge as you."

Nezha stood where he was and said coldly: "Back then I cut my flesh and bones, and my soul wandered in the Three Realms for a long time before being taken in by my master. What else do you want?"

Ao Guang said: "Hey, it's between you and your father that you cut the flesh and bones, you still haven't paid for my son's life!"

Nezha said: "Your son Ao Bing is surly and rude, I'll take advantage of him by pumping his dragon tendons!"

"You!" Ao Guang was so angry that he peeked at me. I took a step back and said, "I won't pull you." Big loss.

Liu Laoliu squatted on the ground and said: "Let me say a few words - let go of the previous grievances, now the heavens are in trouble, and it is time for us to fight together."

Ao Guang said: "Who is fighting against him?"

Liu Laoliu lit a cigarette and waved his hand impatiently: "Then you go, go and fight him hard, I want to drag you, I'm a grandson!" Unexpectedly, it was Nezha who fell down.

Nezha's three heads looked in three different directions, and his eight arms grew in two rows like crabs. It looked terrifying, so I hurriedly said, "Brother, you should also accept your supernatural powers."

Nezha returned to normal, ignored Ao Guang, and greeted the Four Heavenly Kings and Liu Laoliu one by one. Liu Laoliu said worriedly: "Even you have come down, so the situation in the sky is getting worse?"

Nezha sighed, "Back to the Jade Emperor, that's true."

Liu Laoliu stomped out the cigarette butt and said, "Let's do this first, let's go—Nezha follows Xiaoqiang, Lao Ao, don't make trouble, and when we pass this catastrophe over, your son's illness will be on me, Nezha you I also have to thank Lao Ao, if it weren't for his Dinghai Dragon Ball, you would at least be paralyzed from the fall."

Ao Guang said: "I don't need him to lead me. If I knew it was him who came down, I wouldn't have lent the dragon ball to you if I died."

Nezha responded tit for tat: "You are willing to tell the truth."

Liu Laoliu waved his hand, and said to Tianjie Doll, "Wail also help me to keep an eye on Princess Liu's movements." He said as he got on the tricycle and squeaked away.

Ao Guang told the Four Heavenly Kings to take away the bouncy castle, and Longzhu didn't bother to take it back, so he gave Nezha a look and left.

The Tianjie Doll introduced me to Nezha and said, "This is Xiaoqiang, our agent of the Heaven Realm. From now on, you will all rely on him to recover your mana."

Nezha clasped his fist at me and said, "Thank you, brother Xiaoqiang."

I scratched my head and said, "How old are you this year?"

Nezha said: "According to the age of the heavens, I am 16."

"Oh, then you have to call me brother."

Nezha wears a copper ring around his neck, a piece of red silk fluttering on his shoulder, and a pair of wheels in his hand. These should be the three magic weapons he is famous for: Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ribbon and Fenghuo Wheel. The child has delicate features, but does not feel like a girl at all. His eyes are clear and resolute, and his temperament is bright. This is the demeanor of a child from a famous family.

I sized up Nezha and said, "Brother, I'll show you a change of outfit first, do you have any objections?"

Nezha said cheerfully, "You can do whatever you say."

There is a clothing store on the side of the road. I took Nezha and changed into a shirt and jeans, and matched it with Nezha's flowing long hair. Someone still gives money.

In the end, Nezha looked at the people coming and going on the street and asked, "Brother Xiaoqiang, is my hair too dazzling?"

"Are you willing to shave?"

Nezha said indifferently: "I'm willing, it's so hot."

When we arrived at the barber shop, the barber asked Nezha, "What kind of hairstyle do you want?" He pointed at the various Korean combos on the wall for washing, cutting and blowing, "This is the trend now."

Nezha looked around, pointed to my half-inch and said, "Just shave like my brother."

The barber reluctantly said: "It's a pity to keep it so long, Jang Keun Suk doesn't love him?"

Nezha insisted, "I don't love you!"

In the end, under the pain of the barber, Nezha was turned into a little monk who had just returned to secular life for half a month.When he stood up from the chair, I couldn't help but secretly exclaimed "Hello"—as expected, only really handsome men dare to shave their round inches. Our third prince is really hot!
(End of this chapter)