don't mess with me

Chapter 219
Li Jing came over and said, "We are doing this to collect emotional coins, right? That's not easy. We can only use 'joy, anger, sorrow, sorrow' to be happy and happy. You make people angry and cry during the Chinese New Year." It's not appropriate."

Wa Wa said: "Yes, this limitation is very big, we can only work hard on programs like cross talk sketches."

I nodded and said: "Well, it mainly depends on language programs, but such programs are not easy to do." Sketch cross talk is the backbone and finishing touch of a show, although the popularity of these two forms of performances has been different in recent years The degree has shrunk, but it is still indispensable. It's like inviting people to dinner. Big fish and meat look greasy, but you can't just dip them in sauce, can you?And the most difficult part of this kind of program is the screenwriting. A screenwriter who can produce a memorable work in the Spring Festival Gala can basically gain a foothold in the circle. Besides, actors are also very important. Many big-name comedians have their own specialties Some styles are based on appearance characteristics, some are performance habits, but without exception, the audience will have psychological expectations when they see familiar comedy stars, and the effect of using all newcomers is worrying.To throw a successful evening, I have trouble with the most important issues.Our second- and third-tier satellite TVs have no money and no popularity. We usually broadcast TV dramas that were first aired by others, and the few variety shows we have put on are also for the self-entertainment of local people. The kind that my mother doesn’t like, those CCTV stars are definitely not willing to come, and those stars that can be hired with money are not enough, because we have no money...

I couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, so I had to say: "Let's show the language programs first, what about the singing and dancing ones?"

The baby said: "This is easy to handle. First, order dozens of beautiful backup dancers from the art troupe. Each person will make more than a dozen sets of clothes like flowers and butterflies. Of course, ones that show thighs are also required. No matter who goes up to sing, the backup dancers will swarm up. There is a lot of colorful mist on the stage, slow songs wear flowers and butterflies, fast songs show thighs, anyway, it’s just lively.”

I said, "Are the audience still listening to the song?"

Wa Wa said: "At first, no one listened to the music. Male audiences mainly watch singing and dancing shows to see whether the backup dancers are good-looking. Besides, they are just shows that make up for the stage. We can't earn emotional coins."

I glared and said, "Why are you so eager for quick success now—do you think it's easy to find beautiful backup dancers?" I have to say that beautiful women are also a scarce resource, and there are high-quality backup dancers, but they are hard to find in our place. , that kind of dance team mostly has one or two who can be seen to lead the dance in the front. When they are lined up, the girls on the left and right sides have all kinds of weird looks, and the grade will come down immediately. .

Wawa said: "It doesn't matter, it's a big deal that the singing and dancing shows are weaker. I think we should get all the genres together first—what other forms are there in the Spring Festival Gala?"

I thought for a while and said, "Magic and acrobatics."

The baby said: "Isn't this our old line of business? Let Brother Bin go up and do magic tricks, and you'll be sure."

Lu Dongbin said: "Let me tell you something, it's not that I'm underestimating myself. I don't think the effect of letting me go up is very good. Doesn't it prove that I participated in the show last time? Even if you are happy to turn the scene, it's just the same thing when it's broadcast on TV." , we should still find someone with strong appeal, I will go up and make the stage disappear and people will not feel anything."

I said, "Why is it so contagious?"

Lu Dongbin said: "To put it bluntly, I'm looking for handsome men and beautiful women. Look at the popular magicians-Liu Qian, wifi..."

I corrected him: "That's called yif."

"No matter what you call it, they are all handsome. As soon as the female audience screams, the male audience in front of the TV will be jealous, and the emotions will be there before it changes. Aren't we just collecting emotional coins? I am handsome, and my age It’s too big to attract hatred anymore.”

I laughed and said, "Brother Bin sees things too clearly, but we can't afford people like Liu Qian and yif—it seems that yif has already appeared on the list of CCTV's Spring Festival Gala."

The baby said: "If you can't invite the handsome guy, then please invite the beautiful girl. The hot girl and us also have a fate, why don't we see her?"

I scratched my head and said, "We're not friends, are we?"

"Try it." Doll said.

I looked at the time and said, "Then let's talk tomorrow? It's so late now."

Wa Wa said: "It's better to finalize it as soon as possible. Every TV station will hold the Spring Festival Gala. The Spice Girls are now popular. What if they have already been booked? Don't worry, people in the entertainment industry don't go to bed so early."

I thought about it. Although the hot girl was slapped in the face by me at the scene of "Assortment of Miscellaneous Demons", she is No.1 in name after all. In addition, she is hot and hot during this period of time. Maybe now It was too late.

I took out my phone and called Spice Girl, and the other person quickly answered, "Yan Tingqiang? What do you want from me?" Judging from the speed of answering the phone, it was true that she was not asleep.

I coughed and said, "I'm going to hold a Spring Festival Gala on the local satellite TV station, and I want to ask if you're interested?" She and I didn't have much politeness, so we cut straight to the point.

The hot girl said: "You? Are you doing the Spring Festival Gala?"

"What you said, people like us can only be messed with by the Spring Festival Gala, right?"

The hot girl chuckled and said: "I should have guessed that you are not simple, and my master also said that you are very knowledgeable, so I really obeyed his words."

I laughed and said, "Don't make trouble, let's get to the point, are you willing to give me face?"

The hot girl said: "There are quite a few people looking for me to go to the Spring Festival Gala recently."

"Oh." I didn't take it too seriously. I didn't have much hope at first, so I said casually, "Then do you think your master is interested in participating in the local TV program?" It seems that I have a good impression of me, and it can be considered as a way to raise the grade of our evening party by inviting the old man to suppress the scene.

Lu Dongbin whispered: "The old man is older than me, so I can't take it!"

The hot girl said: "My master usually doesn't go to the stage of variety shows. If you plan to hold a special magic show, it's possible—I haven't finished talking just now. Although I was invited, I didn't agree."

"Why?"

The hot girl said straightforwardly: "The price is not suitable for the right place, and I don't want to go to the right price."

I sighed slightly: "Then let's not talk about it, the place and the price are definitely not suitable for us."

The hot girl said: "Wait, I still have a question to ask you—is the principle of the magic trick you performed for me last time really what you said?"

"The magic from last time..." The hot girl once offered me to find Ao Bing in exchange for asking me to tell the secret of the big car change. I asked Bai Jin'er to make a crude flap to get away with it, but she never thought that she would bring up the old story again .

I said, "Of course it is. Don't you also say that's the only reasonable explanation?"

The hot girl said: "But I designed it according to this principle, but I can't achieve the same effect as you did at the beginning. No matter how finely the flap is made, it will not be able to make the car fall to the ground in a natural way. This is not a simple technical problem. I doubt it. You still have something to hide from me."

I said, "Haven't I already performed in front of you?"

"Your performance is not rigorous at all, it is full of loopholes and it can be seen at a glance. Strictly speaking, your second performance is untenable and failed. You have not fulfilled our agreement."

I said perfunctorily: "You will succeed if you put in more thought and try a few more times." I didn't expect her to be so serious and do it again by herself. To show traces, not to mention turning the car to the ground under the premise of covering it with red cloth, this can only be established in theory.

The hot girl insisted: "Can you perform for me again?"

I made it clear: "Our agreement has already been terminated, and you didn't object at that time. You have to be a person with the spirit of contract. Besides, I'm so busy now, worrying about the show."

The hot girl said: "If I promise you to attend your party, can you give me another chance to perform in exchange?"

"Well, well..." I was a little hesitant, I really wanted her to come, having her at least made our party look less childish, but it's hard for me to change the car again according to normal logic Down on me.

The baby whispered: "Promise to her first, and we will find a way later."

I said, "Okay, but after I'm done with my time."

The hot girl said: "It's a deal."

"Then what show are you going to perform, I will prepare the venue and props for you in advance."

The hot girl said succinctly: "No, I have my own team." Then she hung up the phone.

I muttered, "Better than me as the chief director." I stretched my waist and said, "I'm too tired today, go to bed first."

Everyone said with red eyes: "Agree!"

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Lying on the bed, I said to the baby: "I still can't believe that we have taken such a big job. How did I become the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala in one day? Although it is a local satellite TV." On this day, I first came up with the idea of ​​the Spring Festival Gala in a whimsical way, then went to Director Liu, received a side mission to meet Mayor Wang, and received another side mission from Mayor Wang to cure Xiaoshi, and then Leng Ding got it The general mission, it feels like I just gave Blacksmith Wang ten toad spirits to get an iron sword in Xinshou Village, and the next mission will directly ask me to kill the ultimate boss...

The baby tossed and turned: "I can't believe it either."

I was speechless: "Didn't you ask me to do this?"

The baby said innocently: "You also know that my menstrual period is over. When I chatted with Zhu Meifang, I was in so much pain that I thought of such a way to divert my attention. Now that I think about it, I also regret it!"

I yelled, "Are you playing with me?"

Wa Wa said: "Calm down! I've thought about it, it's actually not that difficult for us, as long as we have money, everything will be easy."

I threw myself on the pillow and said, "It makes sense—" Then I jumped up and said, "Where does our money come from?"

The baby said quietly: "So from tomorrow onwards we will have to look for money."

(End of this chapter)