don't mess with me

Chapter 200 Shoes and Feet

My grandfather chatted with Niu Xiaoyu for a while and said, "Give the phone to Xiaoqiang, I still have something to ask him."

I answered the phone and said, "What else do you need?"

The old man said angrily: "What's the matter? What are you talking about!"

I said weakly: "Didn't I promise you that I will go to see you now?"

"Not this one! Let me ask you, did your great-grandfather let you rent that quadrangle to your cronies?"

"My great-grandfather? Siheyuan?" I was stunned for a moment before realizing that he was talking about Zhongliquan and other three immortals.When the three of them had nowhere to go to the lower world, I arranged them in an unused yard. I thought they would be discovered without anyone noticing, but I didn't expect to be discovered so soon.Although the yard used to belong to my great-grandfather, it was sold to the government later, so it can't be counted as my family's.

I said, "How do you know that?"

"Nonsense, can I not tell that there are three or four people living in such a big place? Your grandfather is not blind!"

I laughed and said, "Then how do you know they know me, maybe they are homeless people nearby?"

He Xiangu's voice suddenly appeared on the phone and asked, "Xiaoqiang, can you speak?"

I was taken aback and said, "Grandpa, where are you?"

The old man said: "I am with them, you should hurry over here too."

I said with a bitter face: "Those friends are just staying here for a few days, so the big house is also empty, so there's no need to be so nervous, right?"

"Stop talking nonsense, your grandma and I are waiting for you." The old man hung up the phone while talking.

I said to Niu Xiaoyu: "Let's get in touch again, I have something to do at home and I have to go back."

Niu Xiaoyu nodded and said: "Don't hide from me anymore, and don't delete my account anymore, I won't eat you again!"

I thought to myself that I have seen a lot of monsters that can eat people, but none of them miss me.

In the car, I was a little worried and said: "Hearing my grandfather's tone seems to be very unhappy."

The baby said: "Why, isn't that set of yards no longer owned by your house?"

I said, "Don't say that in front of my grandfather." That courtyard no longer belongs to our Zhen family, but it represents the only glory of our Zhen family. All three houses in my house come from this. , is the eternal thought of the older generation, so even if it is bought by the government, my grandfather still has a strong sense of ownership of the place. He usually has to go around the park when he visits the park, and he must be careful when he sees graffiti on the wall. wipe off.To put it bluntly, it is just like my ancestral grave. Now that there are people living in it, it is no wonder that the old head looks like its tail has been stepped on.

When I arrived at the park, I walked into the courtyard. From a long distance away, I saw my grandparents and Di Sanxian sitting in the main room. Lu Dongbin was also there. The two groups of people sat face to face around the table as if they were negotiating. I walked away with a smile on my face. He entered the room and said, "Have you all seen it?"

My grandfather said with a sullen face: "Xiaoqiang, are these all your friends?"

I hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, they are all my friends." When I said this, I was a little bit lacking in confidence. Except for Lu Dongbin and I, the other three are not familiar with me strictly speaking, although they are in the heaven It's Sanxian, but after all, they are all great gods who appear in New Year pictures, and I can be regarded as a high climber if I match them with my friends.

My grandma said, "What do these people do?"

"This..." I don't know how to introduce, these four people in the lower realm used to be Gaming Fengchen, but Gaming Fengchen is not a professional either.

Zhong Liquan laughed and said, "If you mean jobs, we don't have any."

My grandfather said seriously: "Xiaoqiang, it's not that I don't give you face in front of your friends, but this yard is the root of our Zhen family, so I have to ask who lives in it, and this house is now It is already the property of the government, how bad is it if you go around privately and lead others to know about it?"

He Xiangu was dissatisfied and said: "Old man, do you think we look like people who are neither good nor bad?"

My grandfather took a serious look at them and said seriously: "Like!"

Zhong Liquan still calmly said: "Uncle, we are not bad people."

My grandfather said: "It's not that you are bad people. It seems that you have been here for a long time. If you really have difficulties, why don't you find a job?"

He Xiangu looked at Lu Dongbin resentfully and said, "I'm not here to find a job, I'm here to find someone."

My grandma couldn't help being curious and said, "Then did you find it?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "The person she is looking for is me."

At this time, Lan Cai said: "Senior sister, although you have found Brother Lu, you still haven't solved your problem. I think we should go too. We cultivators often advise the world to follow fate, why can't you see through it yourself?" , let this end here."

My grandfather scratched his head and said, "Don't worry about this girl, I'm not chasing you—"

Lan Caihe said speechlessly: "Old man, I am a man!"

My grandpa advised him: "You should cut your hair short, you are so handsome and you know you are a man in summer shorts and vest, how dangerous is it to walk at night in winter?" Lan Caihe could only nod helplessly.

My grandma asked me in a low voice: "Is there something wrong here?"

I pointed to Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu and said, "These two were going to be a couple soon, but something went wrong. The man ran away a few days before the wedding, and the woman came to chase her husband."

My grandma's eyes lit up immediately and she said, "What's wrong with these two—won't they have a baby?"

I broke down and said, "Where are you thinking? These two haven't reached that point yet!"

It seems that everyone has the heart to gossip, my grandma asked thoroughly: "What's the matter, is there someone outside that man?"

Lu Dongbin said frantically, "Old lady, can you stop guessing?"

My grandma curled her lips and said, "Then what else could be the problem?"

I whispered: "Basically, it's premarital phobia. If you talk too much, you won't understand..."

My grandpa glared and said: "Why don't we understand? Isn't it just the young people who are hypocritical now? It is said that they are afraid of losing their freedom. They put their good wives and children on the bed, but they have to be tired and crooked, and they shrink when they move. I'm just afraid that I won't be able to make broken shoes in the future, so I can make excuses for myself by keeping my body free!"

I covered my face and said, "Grandpa, can you filter the vocabulary before you speak?"

He Xiangu was taken aback, and asked Lu Dongbin: "Brother, do you think so too?"

Lu Dongbin said seriously: "Don't you know what kind of person I am? If I want to break my shoes, I might as well be with you..." Speaking of this, he also realized that the words were wrong, and sighed, "In short, our problem is not here. All right?"

My grandfather also came alive, and waved his hand and said, "Sit down and sit down. It would be better if you figure out any problems. I have been married to Xiaoqiang's grandma for more than 50 years. What haven't we seen? We can't help you with other things. I still have experience in this kind of thing." I thought that you really overestimated your capabilities. These people have lived together for thousands of years and still haven't figured it out. Han Zhongli gave me a headache when he called my grandfather "Old Uncle". In terms of actual age, my great-grandfather is also a grandson in front of him, okay?

Unexpectedly, when He Xiangu heard this, she really took her heart. She said cautiously: "Old man, have you regretted marrying grandma for so many years?"

I was choked and coughed violently: "Sister He, you are trying to sow discord!" The old man and the old lady are about to get married and then they are separated, so these friends are really nonsensical. The main thing is, I Dad can't forgive me either!

My grandma said with a smile: "Daughter, you asked this question, does he dare to say that he regrets it?"

My grandpa also laughed: "I don't know how to play around. I really don't regret it. It's a blessing to find someone to live a happy life. It's hard to come by."

My grandma blushed and said, "Sell less candy!"

He Xiangu said worriedly: "But 50 years won't explain the problem."

My grandfather widened his eyes and said, "Fifty years still can't explain the problem? How many 50 years can a person have in a lifetime?"

He Xiangu said: "If you were given another 50 years, would you still be able to say that?"

My grandfather said firmly: "Yes!"

He Xiangu said relentlessly, "How many more 50 years will I give you?"

My grandpa smiled and said, "Wouldn't that be an old monster?"

It was originally a joke, but it touched the hearts of He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin. The two sighed secretly at the same time, and Lu Dongbin said slowly, "Old man, your experience still can't solve our problems."

My grandma said anxiously: "Which one of you two has a problem? If you really can't have a baby, you can go and see it. If you can't, you can hug one. The daughter-in-law of our old Wang's family next door..."

I waved my hand and said, "Grandma, it's really not about this."

He Xiangu said very seriously: "Have you and grandpa lived happily in the past 50 years?"

Grandma glanced at my grandpa and said with a smile, "It's considered happiness."

He Xiangu said: "Won't you get tired?"

My grandpa said: "Sometimes I get bored. The old couple quarrels all the time at home, so I often go out for a walk and play chess with the old men."

He Xiangu was disappointed and said, "Are you tired too?"

My grandpa laughed and said, "What's your tone? There will still be a time in your life when the spoon won't touch the edge of the pot?"

I said: "You haven't understood the key point yet, let me sum it up for them, for example—I mean for example, if you and my grandma can live as long as 1 years, would you still choose my grandma?"

My grandfather frowned and said, "What is this called? Even if I can live another 10 years, I will still choose your grandma."

I asked: "Why?"

"You don't need to ask, because your grandma is suitable for me. She knows my temper. I like to drink thin porridge, wash my feet with six-point hot water, and eat noodles with shredded cucumber. It's like It’s like wearing shoes, you wear 38 shoes for your 38 feet, does it have anything to do with how far you have to walk?”

He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin looked at each other, and said in unison: "It makes sense!"

My grandfather said proudly: "Of course it makes sense, I eat more salt than you eat!" The old man began to show off his qualifications again.

He Xiangu said: "Although the shoes fit your feet, what if you want to change a pair while walking?"

My grandpa laughed and said, "Wouldn't that be what I said about making broken shoes again?"

The baby suddenly said: "I think the problem between you two has been solved—" She pointed to Lu Dongbin and said, "You are 38's feet." She also pointed to He Xiangu and said, "You are 38's shoes."

I interjected in a low voice, "How evil!"

The baby gave me a blank look and continued: "If you want to walk, you have to wear shoes. To get married is to find someone who suits you. You are the one who suits each other. What you worry about now is that you will get tired after walking for a long time."

Lu Dongbin couldn't help but said, "Then what should I do if I'm tired?"

Wawa said: "Go out and play chess with the old men."

Lu Dongbin wondered, "Playing chess?"

The baby said: "Just separate for a while, what you are afraid of is that it will be annoying after a long time, but are you not annoying now that you are so coy? When you become a couple, you are still you and she is still her, but the relationship is closer , As for how long you want to be intimate, it depends on you. If you have a long walk, you can take off your shoes to cool your feet, and sometimes you can even walk barefoot for a while when crossing swamps and mud."

I mumbled: "I still say that, if it doesn't work, you can leave."

My grandpa said: "If you leave, you can get back together. The old man next door Wang divorced his wife when he was 40 years old. Didn't he get back together after five years alone? The relationship is better than before." The Wang family is really troubled, the father-in-law is divorced and reunited, the daughter-in-law is infertile...

My grandma beat the old man hard from behind.

Lu Dongbin was speechless for a while, and finally said with complicated emotions: "Why didn't you say these things before?"

I said, "You never met my grandpa before."

Lu Dongbin took He Xiangu's hand and said with great emotion: "Xiaoxiang, we two are so stupid, we haven't even figured out about feet and shoes for so many years."

He Xiangu also said calmly: "That's right, the so-called cup bow and snake shadow are talking about us."

Lan Cai reconciled: "I've said it long ago, the matter of resignation is the same as what they said."

I curled my lips and said, "You are a panacea. How can you make broken shoes so simple? It's still necessary for someone like my grandfather to give them some pointers."

Lu Dongbin suddenly announced: "I have decided, I want to marry Xiaoxiang!"

Zhong Liquan said: "Have you figured it out?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I figured it out, no one is more suitable than Xiaoxiang to be my wife. In this case, why should I hesitate? We may separate again when we are together, but we can't even walk for fear of falling? We There is a long way to go, I think two people walking together are happier than one person? Even if they are separated temporarily, one person is just waiting for the other person. I am not afraid of anything now, so I want to marry her Go through the door."

I clapped my hands and said, "That's great." In fact, I didn't listen to what he said at all, anyway, I just knew it was done!
Zhong Liquan waved his cattail fan and said, "Chunyang has become attractive again, and since your relationship has come naturally, what does it matter if you get married or not?"

He Xiangu hurriedly said: "We still have to get married, just don't run away this time." Everyone laughed.

My grandpa looked at my grandma and said, "Could it be that we are a match?"

I took a deep breath and said, "A broken you finally makes up for a broken him—do you know the principle of this? 502 can still stick to shoes even if it is squeezed!"

Zhong Liquan said to my grandfather: "Old man, I have been entangled with my little disciples for many years, thank you for your fulfillment! It is inconvenient for us to continue to bother, so I will leave."

My grandfather said: "Don't, it's a good thing for the two children to get married, and I can't drive you away."

I said, "How bad would it be if people found out about it?"

My grandpa said: "The house is for people to live in. Such a good courtyard has no popularity all the year round and it will be dilapidated in a few years. Don't worry, the government really wants to investigate it. I will find a way for you. It is said to be cultural relics protection, but it is actually nothing. Cultural relics should be protected like living people.”

At this point, the knot between Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu was finally untied, and everyone's faces were filled with joy.

When my grandparents left, Lu Dongbin and others sent them to the gate of the courtyard respectfully. The old couple didn't know that they had actually received a very high courtesy, at least among mortals, it was almost unprecedented.But what Yuelao failed to do was settled by my grandfather in a few words, the old man is really awesome!

Before leaving, my grandfather whispered to me: "Other young people are getting married and divorced in a flash, but your two friends are afraid that they will not be able to survive and dare not get married, which means that they are not dishonest people, but they must not be smart. "

My grandma also whispered: "Let them hurry up and have a baby, the man must be over 40?"

I laughed and said, "Don't worry about this, you two elders." Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu didn't dare to get married because their lives are boundless. If they really want to waste a few years, they won't be able to have children. Isn't this trouble free?In the end, although these two have lived for thousands of years, they are still young after all. This kind of thing needs to be guided by seniors with practical experience. No matter how advanced the theory is, the practice is the kingly way. You may not be able to repair the bicycle chain when you learn ballistic missiles, right?

My grandfather said: "We don't worry about other people's affairs, but you have to hurry up about your affairs. Wasn't Lula still with you just now? Why didn't you see her come with you?"

"Uh, her unit is very busy."

"Oh, after your parents come back in a few days, the parents of the two families should also meet. We are a generation behind, or we would have gone to see her parents a long time ago."

I had a headache for a while, and said perfunctorily, "Okay."

At this time, the baby ran over and called affectionately: "Grandpa and grandma, go slowly."

My grandma touched the top of the doll's head with a happy smile and said, "Hey, this little girl looks so juicy."

I laughed and said, "Isn't it cute?"

My grandpa said to me earnestly: "Don't be greedy, get married and have a baby, and it will be this big in a few years."

I:"……"

(End of this chapter)