don't mess with me

Chapter 192
　As we expected, the explanations of the experts on this incident came out very quickly, probably after a short unified caliber, they declared that this was a special meteorological phenomenon, and there were a few unconventional ones that talked about environmental protection Actually nothing new.

Although the attack of the green lion spirit was witnessed by the previous people, few people who passed by the scene could think that it was man-made. A super typhoon-level natural phenomenon is connected with an ugly monster with a big mouth...

The relationship between Su Moyu and Mo Liqing has taken another step forward, but it has not yet reached the point of changing the course and discussing marriage. Mo Liqing is the king of the South Heaven, and he stayed for Feifei to a large extent. There should still be obstacles to completely severing ties.

Yang Jian regretted not being able to come to the scene that day because he had to watch Liu Xiaoliu, not because he didn't like the excitement, but because if he was there at that time, we would probably be able to win the Kyushu tripod, and it would be a one-off battle .This is a major stain on the second brother's career of supporting justice and subjugating demons!

Our gains are not without. First of all, the Qingshi Jingfu method is equivalent to breaking off an arm of the demons, and the doll also received 500 emotional coins. It is special, but it will be the last trump card to fight against the demons as a last resort in the future.The final stage of human war is determined by economy, while the war between gods and demons in the world seems to be all based on emotional currency!

So we put Yuelao's group blind date meeting on the agenda.

After a period of word-of-mouth accumulation and high success rate operation, the "Tianruoyouqing" matchmaking agency has already had a certain influence among unmarried men and women, coupled with word of mouth - mainly the parents of older youths and seven aunts and eight aunts With the urging of others, the conditions for our so-called "300-thousand-person group blind date meeting" have finally matured day by day, and the number of applicants has reached more than [-] in just one week.

On this day, the ten thousand people's blind date meeting officially kicked off, and the location is still chosen in People's Park - we chose this place after consideration, one is that the terrain is spacious and the environment is elegant, and the other is that there are Bai Jin'er and other monsters who have changed their ways here As our backing, it is impossible for the demons not to know the real purpose of our activity, and if they come to make trouble for us, we will not be caught off guard.

Under the pressure of high-paced life, the marriage problem of older young men and women has become the most serious chronic problem for parents. Although the number of applicants is only more than 300, there are about 500 single young people of the right age who come that day, plus relatives and friends. Even if the "ten thousand people" cannot be reached, there are still thousands of people.

Pei Wei used to be a small boss of a dating agency, and he had never undertaken such a large-scale event. He looked at the crowded scene, excited and worried, and said worriedly: "How do we arrange so many people? We don't know how to do it." Is it smashed?"

I comforted him and said, "Don't worry, there is my second uncle!" With a god who is as professional as Yuelao, isn't it just a joke to solve the single problems of hundreds of couples?Moreover, a blind date is not the same as going to a doctor with an old expert to solve difficult and miscellaneous diseases. The old expert is kind-hearted, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, and medically skilled. He can see at most [-] numbers in a morning. It is a matter of two people to find a partner. Let them figure it out on their own.

Pei Wei chased after Yuelao and asked, "Second Uncle, what kind of form should we make with so many people here?"

Yuelao said, "What form do you want?"

Pei Wei said: "For example, set up 24 tables for female guests with better conditions to stand up and choose male guests?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Then what about the remaining 100 female guests who are not well-qualified?"

Pei Wei said: "I'm just making an analogy, we can't let them just bump into each other like this?"

Yue Lao said: "Looking for a partner, this one is not suitable, quickly change another one, isn't it just a random collision? You listen to me, and when the event starts, you will let the guests, male and female, come from two directions When you enter the arena, talk to yourself when you meet each other's eyes."

I was anxious when I heard it: "Talk by yourself? Then what are we doing?"

Yuelao said slowly, "What do you think we can do?"

I said: "You don't give guidance and guidance to matchmaking?"

Yuelao said: "What do you mean, I see which couple is destined, go directly to arrange for them to be together?"

"Yes, otherwise, isn't it a waste of time?"

Yuelao said: "You still don't understand people's minds. Would you be happy if I send you a girlfriend now? Don't talk about strangers who have never met before. Even if your mother thinks a girl is good, she insists on introducing it to you. Can you not be disgusted? "

It made sense to me. If I really listened to my mother, I should try to marry Lula back home after she was straightened.

Yuelao said again: "It's not too late to make a move if someone is willing to consult us, but we can't hold out too much hope. It would be great if so many people come together to form a couple of twenty or thirty. The fate of many people It hasn’t arrived yet, if 300 people come to match and form 150 pairs, then it’s not looking for a match, it’s just playing Go.”

Pei Wei also felt that this was a good statement. He walked to the middle of the venue and announced the start of the blind date meeting. The male and female guests entered the venue in two rows and matched freely.

The seven aunts and the eight aunts stopped doing it immediately. Although the previous blind dates were generally in this form, they were grouped according to the basis, for example, by age and economic situation. It's like a sale, if you don't leave a few phone calls of the opposite sex, you will enter Baoshan and return empty. This time, it's good, just let go after driving the sheep into a pen, and the elderly women who want to hold grandchildren suddenly feel that the money is wasted.

Pei Wei saw people complaining, so he quickly introduced Yue Laodao: "If any guest has any confusion about love, he can consult with our relationship expert, of course, it is free..."

Before he could finish speaking, the male and female guests had already rushed into the arena, and then they started snapping up. Beautiful girls and handsome men became popular items, and after a while, the handsome men and women automatically formed a group.

This scene is also quite interesting. Without knowing the details of the other person, a person's appearance becomes the first factor in the choice. In fact, everyone is a member of the Appearance Association, but they have different preferences. You feel that you don't like beautiful appearance. I prefer a calm temperament, but most of the time temperament is also a kind of appearance, or you think you are the kind of honest and good man, so you can't help but preconceive that the same sex who is more handsome than you are just a little boy who eats soft rice, in short, it doesn't take 10 Although these 300 people failed to form 150 pairs properly, most of them have conversation partners, and the appearance conditions are relatively similar.

Bai Jin'er, who was standing outside to watch the excitement, was eagerly asked by many old ladies because of her superior appearance, but no one cared about someone like Huli Daxian Yangli Daxian who looked like a middle-aged dick, even King Yinjiao The access rate is not as good.

Looking at the lively scene, I waved my hands and said, "This is neat, but it's nothing to do with us."

Yue Lao said: "Don't worry, finding a partner is a science, if they are both good-looking and can be together, ordinary people would have been extinct long ago."

I couldn't help asking curiously: "Second Uncle, let's see how many pairs this combination can form in the end?"

Yue Lao squinted his eyes and looked around and said, "Well, it's really a couple that can be made."

The baby and I said in unison: "Which one is right?"

Yue Lao pointed with his hand: "Look over there."

We looked in the direction of his finger, and saw a man and a woman talking happily in an inconspicuous corner. The man was probably almost 40 years old with big pimples on his face, and the woman was not young anymore. , with a rock-climbing face - the eyes, nose and mouth are full of difficulties from various angles, which looks like Liu Xiaoliu's own sister.

I gasped and said: "These two are successful, if you choose again, no one will really want it."

Yue Lao said: "You are wrong, these two people can be said to be a couple made in heaven and earth, and they will definitely be blessed in the future."

The baby said: "Aren't you an expert on marriage and love? Why is your mouth full of fortune-telling words?"

About ten minutes later, the composition of the scene finally changed. It seems that the handsome guys may not be rich, and the beauties may not be willing to follow Pan An'an's poverty, so some middle-aged men who are slightly older and well-dressed began to take the initiative. The handsome guys can only look for the kind of girl who looks relatively clear but is still pretty.

Pei Wei said with emotion: "This is a history of human evolution. At the beginning, the female monkeys only trusted those who looked tall and strong. Later, with the advancement of privatization, whoever owns more means of production is the darling of society."

Wawa said: "Aren't you a long-distance runner? Why did you become an anthropologist?"

Pei Wei chuckled and said, "Actually, it doesn't have to be too complicated to measure your social status. It's clear at a glance if you throw you in today's situation and see what you can find."

I shoved Yang Jian with my arms and said, "Did you hear that? According to his theory, if Xiao Liu can find Lin Hai and you can find Lu La, it will be counted as copying!" The place is full of sweets and potatoes, Lula is a seven-point girl, and she has a good job. On the other hand, the two brothers and sisters are ugly and poor, and they are definitely considered a disadvantaged group.

The young man and the girl chatted more and more speculatively, and they became intimate without knowing it.

Only now did I admire Yuelao so much that I said: "Second Uncle, how did you find out that these two like to talk about football?"

Yue Lao waved his hand and said: "I don't know that they both watch football, but I can see that these two must have common hobbies. It is also because of fate that they can discover each other."

With the young man's precedent, people finally began to notice the existence of Yuelao. A middle-aged man who was nearly 40 years old came over and said with some depression: "Master, please show me the way."

I subconsciously said: "Are you looking for a future or a passing year?" I always feel that our group of people are like charlatans. Although Yuelao has a high success rate, I think he mostly relies on guesswork. , some vision is still there.

The middle-aged man said in astonishment, "I'm looking for marriage."

Yuelao suddenly said: "Have you been divorced once?"

The middle-aged man froze for a moment and said, "Yes, all my information has been written."

Yuelao pointed to the distance and said: "You go to table 15, the fate between you and that girl is shallow or deep, but you have to remember, if you can't grasp it today, you may have to be a bachelor for three to five years."

The middle-aged man also passed away with half-belief.

The girl at table 15 was obviously much younger, probably in her twenties, she was fairly pretty, but she looked absent-minded. Quickly hit the nail on the head.

The middle-aged man sat anxiously opposite the girl, and said bluntly: "Hello, I am 41 this year, divorced once, have no children, and I have no other requirements. I just want to find a woman who can live a down-to-earth life. I hope you Forgive my directness."

The girl looked at him for a while, and suddenly said: "Can you marry me?"

We almost fell head over heels, I was speechless: "Where is this going to get married?"

Yuelao said with emotion: "If these two can become a pair, it will be a merit, and it will be more gratifying than a hundred pairs."

I hurriedly asked Yue Lao: "Second Uncle, how did you memorize everyone's information?" The middle-aged man said that he was divorced, but today there are hundreds of people.

Yue Lao said: "What information should I memorize? Just look at the red lines on his feet."

I said blankly, "I can't see it." The man was wearing a pair of expensive leather shoes.

Yuelao suddenly took out a pair of brown sunglasses and handed them to me, "Put these on."

I put on my glasses as I said, and looked at the middle-aged man again, and sure enough, I could vaguely see a red line on his ankle, and looking at the others, there were some and some.

I excitedly said: "I saw it, I saw it, hey, why does Second Uncle have anyone?"

Yuelao said: "This is the so-called lack of fate. Some of those who don't have a red line have no plans to talk to someone yet, and some may have special reasons." Yuelao pressed my shoulder and said to me, "Look carefully at the relationship just now. Are there two red lines on that man's feet?"

I saw that it was indeed, one of them seemed to be broken, and the other looked very thick.

Yue Lao said: "The broken one means that he has been divorced once, and now this person only wants to live a stable and peaceful life, so the other thick one shows that he has made a great determination and will never get along easily again. Lovers part."

"Oh, that's what it is."

Yue Lao pointed to the young girl opposite the middle-aged man again and said: "Look at that girl again, although the red thread on her foot has not been broken, it looks very weak, which means that she was hurt by her former lover, this girl should have I'm almost desperate for love, and I'm a bit self-defeating, if I can't make it today, maybe I won't fall in love again in the future."

I suddenly said: "These two people have been hurt before, but one is desperate and the other is desperate, and they both desperately need comfort. The reason why the girl is willing to come here is probably because of the pressure at home, so you said that it is a meritorious deed to bring them together." pieces."

Yuelao said: "That's right, fate is the most delicate thing. If you choose the right one to live a happy life, if you choose the wrong one, you will feel sad. What we have to do is to prevent the latter from happening. Of course, we should try our best to restore what has already happened. If these two become successful, it will be a blessing in disguise, the girl can't bear any troubles, but the man will naturally take good care of her."

The two of them have already talked about the details of obtaining the certificate. One of the prospective couples who have known each other for less than 5 minutes wants to live a stable life with a mentality that is almost enough, and the other thinks about it in the form of self-imposed exile. Remnant Life, although they hit it off immediately, there is also a sense of sadness.

I asked Yue Lao: "Can these two be happy when they get married?"

Yuelao said slowly: "Get married first and then fall in love. The sweet days will come later."

I nodded, the old man is still listening to the trend, I dare not look for this kind of excitement!

At this moment, Yue Lao handed me a handful of red strings in his hand and said, "Go and tie them up."

I was surprised and said: "Me?" No matter how I heard it, it sounded like "you go and kill them".

Yue Lao said: "That's right, don't you need emotional coins?"

I said with a guilty conscience, "I'm afraid I won't be able to do this kind of work."

Yue Lao said: "There's nothing you can't do, just throw it over if you see it."

"What if you throw it crookedly and throw it on someone else's feet?"

"Come closer and throw it."

I'm speechless.

In the end, I could only take the red thread and slowly approach the two of them. The red thread looks like a big ball, but it is actually light in my hand, and they don’t exist in the eyes of the world. Didn’t Yuelao let me see it on purpose? I don't even notice it.It would be no problem for me to wear the glasses that Yuelao gave me.

Maybe it was because I saw dubious people approaching (mainly because I was still wearing sunglasses), the middle-aged man subconsciously stood in front of the girl, and it was precisely because of this action that the girl looked at him much softer. He pulled out a piece of red thread and threw it at the two people's feet, and the two people's feet were immediately tied together.

I said to the girl in a desolate tone: "Sister, let the past be over, and you have to live well in the future."

Yue Lao nodded approvingly at me, and I took off my glasses and said, "This is what Second Uncle specially prepared for me?"

"Yes." Yue Lao said, "I hope you can make good use of it in the future. To put it bluntly, my job is to rely on a pair of eyes."

I handed the rest of the red thread to Yuelao, who said, "Keep it, now I will teach you how to use glasses."

I flipped my glasses upside down in front of my eyes and said, "Say it."

Yue Lao pointed to the couple who had just succeeded in speed dating and were talking about ball games, and said, "Guess how I found out that they have common hobbies?"

"How did you get it?"

"If you look carefully at the roots of the red thread on their feet, there are usually other colors there, representing the experience, hobbies, temperament, etc. of the owner of the red thread. The colors of the two people are very close."

"Ah, really!" I found that the root of the red thread is indeed mixed with other colors, and the two people are indeed almost the same.I was pleasantly surprised, "I didn't expect this kind of glasses to have such a magical effect - can this tell whether a person is a good person or a bad person?"

"I can't see it." Yue Lao said, "Bad people also have bad marriages, we just care about this, just like a doctor, you can't stop treating him just because he is a bad person."

I hesitated and said, "Aren't you ruining a girl by marrying a bad guy?"

Yue Lao said: "This is also a kind of fate. Some people should have such a calamity in their lives, but some people will change because of a marriage. In short, the same sentence, we just need to fulfill our duties well."

"Ask the university!" I carefully put away the glasses and the red thread, and suddenly felt something was wrong, I asked Yuelao, "Second Uncle, why are you giving me these things?"

Yuelao smiled and said: "My mission has been completed, and I can go to heaven to return to life. These treasures are left to you. First, you can continue to earn emotional coins. The main reason is that I want to find a successor."

I was surprised and said: "Farewell, second uncle, you have only been here for a few days? If I knew you were going to leave, I would have to show you around."

Yuelao said: "In the future, I will have plenty of opportunities to go to the lower bounds, so you don't have to worry about it. Before I leave, I would like to warn you a few more points. Although the risk of doing our business is small, it is not without it. Be sure to observe carefully, your authority says Whether it is big or not, it is not small, messing up the mandarin ducks will harm others for a lifetime."

Listening to the old man's meaning is a little bit hard on me, I let him say a few words a little vaguely, to be honest, I am not willing to take over his class, this matter is too trivial, and I have to bear the responsibility. Yes, maybe one day you can't go on, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities, and your hard work will be in vain. Although we are the Tianting Civil Affairs Bureau, the county magistrate is not as good as the current one. You can't always follow them every time you make a match, can you?
I took the old man's hand and said, "You should take me with you for a while. If a novice like me matches three pairs and loses two pairs, wouldn't that ruin your brand?" I'm not very good at throwing red lines Confidence, but it’s better than Cupid. The Eastern matchmaker uses a red thread to tie people, which is more in line with the reserved and shy character of the Eastern people. The Western matchmaker shoots people with a bow and arrow, which is more passionate and wild. I can’t do that job.

Yue Lao said: "Don't be indecisive, just take action when it's time to do so, who can have no setbacks in his career, as long as he doesn't act recklessly."

(End of this chapter)