don't mess with me

Chapter 177 Impromptu Magic
In the matter of cohabitation, the emperor is playing with dragons and phoenixes, and Liu Laoliu is supposed to be an emperor-level figure, but no matter how he said these words, I felt like a hooligan playing tricks.It’s still the great man who said it well, looking for a partner not for the purpose of marriage is playing hooligans, why don’t I have a leader like Liu Laoliu?

In this troubled time, I had another task invisibly, and I couldn't help but dissatisfied: "You gods are all from humans, why can't humans and gods intermarry?"

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "It's complicated to talk about. You must know that gods are not all big-hearted. They have suffered a lot when they became gods. Naturally, they don't want to see someone ascend to the sky just because they marry a fairy or a god. It’s hard to say any deeper.”

I said: "This can avoid the emergence of the second generation of gods. It seems that the two words male god and goddess have been invented really well." I pointed to Yang Jian and said, "Then you are not only the second generation of gods, but also a male god." !"

The baby smiled and said: "He is mainly Lula's male god."

Liu Laoliu asked inexplicably, "Who is Lula?"

I said to him: "Your nephew also hooked up with a woman, you don't know yet, do you?"

Yang Jian immediately said: "What are you talking about, when did I hook up with her? Besides, she is not..."

At this moment, Yang Jian's phone rang. I glanced at it and saw that it was Lula calling. Yang Jian's face was full of embarrassment, and he didn't know what to do at first.

I said, "You pick it up, what are you panicking about?"

Yang Jian had no choice but to answer the phone, and heard Lula bluntly say: "Yang Jian, we need to meet as soon as possible, I have something to tell you - actually, you should understand what I want to say, right?"

Yang Jian said, "I don't understand." He probably wasn't pretending, he always thought that Lula liked women.

Lula continued to get straight to the point: "I found out that I'm not gay, I have feelings for you!"

Yang Jian's temples were sweating, and Liu Laoliu made a gesture to cover his face and said, "Oh, the girls are so fierce now!"

Yang Jian hesitated and said: "Don't call me, between us...it's impossible!" He hung up the phone in a panic, and Liu Laoliu stared at him for a while and said, "Erlang, don't let anything happen to you again. Already!"

Yang Jian said decisively: "How could something happen to me? I don't like her at all!"

Old Yan said lightly: "I can tell it's fake."

Liu Laoliu waved his hand in frustration and said, "Whatever, I don't want to bite anyway because I have too many lice—" He asked Lao Yan, "Should we consider recruiting a special group of fairies? Without women, we really can't retain talents! "

Finally, Liu Laoliu said to Mo Liqing: "I'll give you some time to think about it, giving up the position of God is not a trivial matter."

Mo Liqing nodded disappointedly.

……

Since Mo Liqing will not leave for the time being, but the three heavenly kings cannot delay, Wawa and I decided to send them away late that night, and the place is still on the roof of the building.

Mo Lihai and the others sorted out their armor and checked their own magic weapons. Mo Lishou also specially brought a few eggs for Zijin Longlu to eat. Mo Liqing reminded them that this order and that order are actually all nonsense. Four brothers Facing the farewell, they were all at a loss.

Mo Lihong couldn't help but said: "Second brother, are you really not going with us?"

Mo Lishou said: "Don't make things difficult for the second brother, isn't everything agreed?"

Mo Li's blue eyes turned red and said: "Brothers, it is said that our brotherhood is more important than anything else, but the mother and daughter need me more, and I can only ask you to make it happen."

Mo Lihai said: "Come back if you don't like your life in the world!" He said to me again, "Xiaoqiang, my second brother will be counting on you from now on."

I solemnly said: "Don't worry, he will never be hungry if I have something to eat!" After I finished speaking, I felt that I was reckless, Mo Liqing is much richer than me now!
Mo Liqing held the armor and Qingfeng sword he had worn before and handed it to Mo Lihai and said, "Brother, please bring these things back to the heaven."

Mo Lihai hesitated for a moment and said, "You should keep it as a souvenir."

The Tianjie doll squatted on the side and said listlessly: "If you have anything else to say, finish it at once. Hey, I really don't like giving it away like this."

Mo Lihai waved his hand and said: "Stop talking, no matter how much you say, you still have to go, second brother, take care!"

Mo Liqing held back tears and said: "You are the same!"

The four brothers suddenly hugged each other and wept, and I wiped my tears and said, "After a good table of mahjong, we can only fight landlords!"

The baby got up and sent the emotional coin to the three heavenly kings. Their bodies gradually floated up. Mo Liqing had to let go of his hand and continued to look up. After a while, Mo Lihai and others disappeared into the night sky.

Mo Liqing stood quietly, and I said cautiously: "Second brother, let's go down too." Mo Liqing nodded in despair, and followed me and the baby down the corridor.

I said, "Second brother, go and sit at home."

Mo Liqing said: "No, Feifei said that no matter how late it is today, she will wait for me to go back. If it is too late, the little girl will lose energy in the piano class tomorrow - in fact, she doesn't like playing the piano at all, I have to talk to her mother about it." !"

I said, "Well, if it doesn't make sense, you can use Ao Bing as an example. It's scary for a child who has been suppressed since childhood to grow up."

……

Before I could catch my breath, I chased after the hot girl's phone call. This girl works hard when doing things for you, and it's no wonder that when people stare at you, they are like guarding against thieves.

I smiled bitterly and said, "Grandma, I will definitely take care of your business tomorrow."

The hot girl asked, "Where will we meet?"

"People's Park."

"it is good!"

The next day I went to see Bai Jin'er ahead of time, and she and the Yellow Wind Monster had already installed the flaps, and it was in the open space behind the labyrinth world.

I said to her, "Give me a test first."

Bai Jin'er took out a small remote control and pressed it against the open space, and the two huge flaps flipped over with a "snap", stirring up earth and rocks.

I worried: "Is this movement too loud?"

The baby said: "It doesn't matter, it's going to be covered with a red cloth anyway."

"Hmm." I nodded and said, "It seems that red cloth is an indispensable prop for magicians." I asked Bai Jin'er, "Do you have a red cloth that is big enough?"

Bai Jin'er shook her head.

I quickly called the hot girl: "When you come, bring the red cloth I used last time!"

Spice Girl: "..."

I saw that there was no one around, so I asked the doll to place the miniature car in a precise position and then enlarge it, fixed it with various wire nails, and then used a broom to smooth out the gap left by the flip before.

The hot girl arrived in a hurry holding a red cloth.

While covering the car with a red cloth, I said, "Actually, this magic trick is nothing special. You should also be able to imagine it, right?" I had to inoculate her in advance.

The hot girl said: "If I want to change a car and change it back, I have at least several ways, but in your situation at that time, I can't think of it."

"Then watch—" I finished spreading the red cloth and jumped a few meters behind the car, took out the remote control and pressed it, only to hear a loud "boom" inside the red cloth, and the car disappeared crookedly.

The hot girl looked stunned, and said casually, "Is there a flap underneath?"

I smiled and said, "You can see it already?"

The hot girl stepped forward and lifted the red cloth, and the imprints of the seams of the flaps on the ground were impressive. The hot girl stomped on it, and there was a dull echo...

The magic has changed to such a point that I am also embarrassed, and the hot girl raised her head and questioned me: "You didn't change like this last time!"

I faltered: "The cost is different, and the precision is also different. This time, I just want to show you the meaning."

The hot girl said: "You don't need to cover the red cloth anymore, just change back like this."

"Hey, okay." I pressed the remote control again, and the car under the flip panel creaked and twisted again. The boss was turned up reluctantly, because the weight of the car body was broken, and the wire on one wheel was broken, and then tilted. It stopped on the ground.

The hot girl was incredulous: "This is the principle of your magic?"

I spread my hands and said, "Then what do you think? Didn't your master say that magic tricks that seem more impossible are actually simpler in principle. Is there any other way besides using flippers?"

"Sure enough, it's exactly as I guessed..." the hot girl murmured, she looked a little happy and disappointed, and then she said, "But last time I checked carefully where you performed magic, there is absolutely no flap, And isn't your magic trick improvised?"

I pretended to be deep and said: "As a magician, do you believe in impromptu magic? That's just to fool the audience. As for flipping, as long as you are willing to spend money, you can do it without any traces. I said it." This time I just wanted to demonstrate the principle to you, so I didn’t do it well.”

The hot girl hesitated: "Aren't you lying to me?"

"Absolutely not!" I vowed.

The hot girl suddenly said: "No! Since you have no intention of being a magician, why do you spend money on this magic? If it is for hype, but you really disappeared later." This girl is not stupid, and she found the key to the problem immediately where.

I vaguely said: "I wanted to hype it, but then I found out that being a magician is still slow to come in, and I found a better money-making project—" I hugged the doll and said, "Look at how good I am now. You know it when you are young and beautiful.”

The doll put one arm around my waist, trying to pretend to be a little vixen, but she was actually pinching my back...

The hot girl stared at me suspiciously for a long time, and finally concluded: "You are still lying to me!"

Bai Jin'er echoed from the side: "Our boss is not short of money, he opened this maze world."

The hot girl asked, "Rich second generation?"

I bit the bullet and nodded, "Well, the rich second generation!" I don't know if my dad sneezed on the construction site.

The hot girl said a little cheerfully: "It turns out that this is the case, and the agreement between us is considered complete."

I waved to her and said goodbye: "You must develop well, in fact, I really like to watch you—" I glanced at her plump chest, and added a few words insincerely, "Magic!"

(End of this chapter)