don't mess with me

Chapter 156 Opening of the Maze

Li Jing was angry all night about Duan Shihong. He came to me and said, "Don't you know Zhao Qianqian and her teacher? Let her discipline that kid surnamed Duan properly!"

I spread my hands and said, "You might as well find my second brother for this matter, he is more familiar with Lula than I am now."

Li Jing said to Yang Jian: "How is it?"

Yang Jian squinted at Li Jing with three eyes and said, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who blindly participates in this kind of thing?"

"Help me out, Nezha and I owe you a favor."

I laughed and said, "Brother Li, you are the marshal of Tianting, not the marshal of Tianpeng, do you think it is appropriate to do this?" I didn't want him to find Gao Dingyan to solve this matter, even if Nezha really loved Zhao Qianqian to death, he couldn't Ask the teacher to make a small report, besides, it may not be the case. I didn't stop it at the beginning because I wanted to find something for Li Jing to do. Now it is obvious that Lao Li is a little too involved in the show.

I waved and said, "Brother Li, I have to have a good chat with you."

Li Jing wondered, "What are you talking about?"

I went to the balcony and lit a cigarette, and asked him directly: "What do you think is the chance of Nezha returning to the world?"

Li Jing scratched his head and said, "The battle will always be over..."

"At that time, will you agree that Nezha will marry a mortal girl in the world?"

Li Jing gritted his teeth and said, "As long as he likes me, I agree--I'll go all out this time!"

"Well, if you are willing to fight, can the other girl be willing to give up? Don't tell me about Nezha's identity, how can he explain to Zhao Qianqian about his overbearing? Take ten thousand steps back, Zhao Qianqian is also willing to give up, and she will Love this kind of hands-on ability, will her mother let Nezha take her daughter away? Have you never thought about these things?"

Li Jing exaggerated: "I am the marshal of the Heavenly Court, and Nezha is the vanguard officer. To put it bluntly, if a family like ours marries a girl from another family, it won't be considered an insult to her, right?"

I said, "Your family wants to have a daughter. Now that the man is here to propose marriage, you may never see your daughter again in the rest of your life. The man's father is the Jade Emperor. What are you doing?"

Liu Xiaoliu poked his head in and said, "Hey, what's the matter with our family?"

Li Jing nodded thoughtfully and said, "It seems that I didn't think carefully, so what do you mean?"

I said, "There are only four words for this kind of thing-let it be."

Li Jing thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes became astringent, and he said: "I don't understand these principles, in fact, I just want to do something for Nezha."

I knocked the soot into the flower pot and said, "You are father and son, there will be opportunities like this in the future."

Li Jing shook his head and said: "Not necessarily, now that Nezha has grown up, there are fewer and fewer places that need me. When he needed me the most, I couldn't stand by his side... I feel ashamed."

I comforted him and said, "Father and son, what are you talking about? My dad beat me up a lot when I was young. Can I still hold grudges?"

Li Jing said sadly: "It's different..."

……

After a period of construction and renovation, it was the day when Bai Jiner's "Maze World" opened. As the nominal legal representative, I and everyone were invited.

When we arrived at the park early in the morning, we saw that a big poster had been put up at the gate of the park. Xiao Zhuanfeng was wearing a little red hat with "Maze World" printed on it, and was holding a small flag to attract guests at the gate.

I asked him, "How is business today?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng said with a sad face: "You can find out when you go in and see for yourself. There was no one there all morning."

I just wanted to say a few words of comfort, but Liu Xiaoliu said carelessly, "Who still likes to play with the maze?"

We came to the former Dragon Palace, and now it has been completely renovated. Bai Jiner at the entrance is welcoming the guests with the Yellow Wind Monster, the Three Monsters of Tiger, Deer and Sheep, Golden Horn and Silver Horn. As for the customers, those who gathered around the door were all old men and women watching the excitement.

I was still afraid that Bai Jin'er would make trouble, so I leaned forward and said, "It's normal for no one to open business just now."

But Bai Jin'er said with a confident look: "I'm not in a hurry—" she said a little viciously, "As long as I make the first sale, I'm afraid I'll get cramps after counting the money!"

I looked at the crowd and said, "Since we're here, let's join in the show. Who is interested in going in with me?"

Li Jing said, "That's one piece."

Yang Jian said lightly: "I won't go." He still has prejudices against the Yaozu.

I asked Bai Jin'er, "By the way, how much did you initially set on the fare?"

"Sixty." Bai Jin'er said.

I'm speechless, it's almost the price of watching a movie. In all fairness, if it's five or ten yuan, I think it's acceptable. Although there are not many entertainment options for 60 yuan, it's not a lot...

I said, "Then we're going in."

"Wait." The Golden Horn King came over and sent us a walkie-talkie, "Bring this."

I wondered: "I'm going through the maze, why did you send me the walkie-talkie?"

The King of Golden Horn grinned: "You will know in a while."

Count the number of people, there are five people including me, Tianjie Doll, Lu Dongbin, Li Jing and Liu Xiaoliu.

Tianjie Doll said as she walked, "It's better to do my own business, and I can save more than 200 yuan this time."

As soon as you enter the maze world, there is a huge wall with three entrances on it, and the maze itself is inside. I asked everyone: "Shall we go separately or go our own way?"

Lu Dongbin eagerly said, "I'll go by myself."

Li Jing said: "I'll just take a look around, you guys lead the way ahead."

So we divided into two groups, and I took the lead and led the team to enter through the central entrance. The aisles in the maze are not narrow, and the forks are also very clear. It seems that we will go out soon, but I have seen Bai Jiner besiege Su Moyu before. I didn't dare to take it lightly at all, and subconsciously recognized the path I walked while walking. After turning around and turning around, I felt that I had already reached the hinterland of the maze, but I turned around and arrived at the entrance again. The Heavenly Doll and I smiled wryly at each other.

Liu Xiaoliu said dissatisfied, "At that intersection just now, I thought I should go left, but you chose to go right. If you listened to me, you might have already left."

I spread my hands and said, "Why don't you take the lead this time!"

"I'll come, I'll come!" Liu Xiaoliu pushed me aside, and walked in front by himself, but returned to the entrance in less than half the time it took me just now.

I sighed and said, "Don't worry about it, I really want to make it to the age of 35 on my own!" Now I understand the usefulness of the walkie-talkie...

I pressed the call button and said, "Hey, hey, we've surrendered, what should we do now?"

After a chirping sound from the opposite side, King Golden Horn said triumphantly, "I'll tell you that you can't go out, and then follow my instructions—the next fork is to the left."

I followed my advice and walked left, and the King of Golden Horn said again: "Continue to the left at the next fork."

Following the instructions, we arrived at a place we had never been to before in a short while, and we just managed to get through even one-third of it.

Li Jing said with emotion: "These monsters are really powerful."

King Jinjiao protested: "Li Tianwang, I can hear you! If you say bad things about us, I will go on strike."

Following the orders of King Golden Horn, we finally came out from the back of the maze within a few minutes. King Golden Horn came out from the computer room next to him and said, "Okay, give me the walkie-talkie." He could see in the computer room In our case, there's probably something like a floor plan.

I handed him the walkie-talkie and asked, "60 yuan for a while?"

The Golden Horn King smiled and said, "It will take a long time for you to walk by yourself. Didn't you find that there is a toilet in our maze?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "But for those who come out, this place has no meaning to come back."

King Golden Horn said: "You just entered from the entrance in the middle, you still can't get out from the side, and our boss Bai said that the maze will be updated every month in the future."

Bai Jin'er and others came over to ask for our opinion: "How is it?"

Liu Xiaoliu said sincerely: "It's still a bit interesting-cousin, don't you want to play?"

Yang Jian snorted through his nose and said, "Childish!"

I looked around and said, "Where's Brother Bin?"

King Jinjiao said: "It seems that he wants to come out by himself."

I took the walkie-talkie and said, "Bingo, Binge, where have you been?"

Lu Dongbin was confused and said: "I don't know, there is no signpost here."

I observed his movements from the computer, and Lu Dongbin was a bright spot on the screen, moving back and forth like dancing in a maze of thousands of turns.

I looked at the floor plan and couldn't help but said, "Go to the right!"

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't remind me, I must come out by myself!" Then he went the wrong way without hesitation, and ran to the entrance again...

I said to Bai Jin'er: "Isn't it too difficult for you? If you don't ask for help when you meet such a persistent person, wouldn't you have to live and eat here?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Actually, this is considered elementary difficulty. We have tested it, and the average person can walk out in about three hours."

I looked at my watch and said to Lu Dongbin: "Brother Bin, let's go eat first, and I'll pick you up in the afternoon."

At this time, a young couple came to the door. They saw that there was a new maze, and they probably wanted to try it.

King Yinjiao led a group of goblins and said enthusiastically: "Welcome!"

Seeing this posture, the man was a little vague again, hesitatingly asked: "How much is it for one game?"

Immortal Lu Li said: "Sixty."

The woman immediately shouted: "It costs 60 yuan to play a broken maze, which is the same as the ticket to the Forbidden City!"

Bai Jin'er said unhurriedly: "After entering the Forbidden City, you can go out anytime you want. It's different here."

The woman sneered and said, "Could it really trap us?"

Bai Jin'er smiled and said, "Why don't you try?"

The man said, "How about a cheaper price?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Well, we just opened today, so it's a [-]% discount, and there are rewards, as long as you come out within three hours, we will not charge tickets and give you an Apple mobile phone!"

The man's eyes lit up and said: "You said that!" He hastily took out the money and stuffed it into Bai Jin'er's hand, and rushed in like flying with his female companion.

We just watched in front of the computer, and saw these two people running around, like race walkers without touching the ground, but they couldn't reach the middle of the maze after going around. After another wrong choice, they finally got together. Lu Dongbin successfully joined forces at the entrance...

The man asked Lu Dongbin, "Brother, how long have you been here?"

Lu Dongbin broke down and said, "I've been in for half an hour!"

The woman didn't believe it: "Why are you still here for half an hour? Are you their babysitter?"

Lu Dongbin said helplessly: "Okay, this time I will follow you, and I will see if you can go out."

Lao Lu did what he said, and began to follow the couple leisurely, and the two began to visit the entrance frequently every 5 minutes...

Bai Jin'er stared at the screen with her shoulders crossed and muttered for a while: "It seems that the difficulty is still a bit high, Lao Huang, please remember - wait for them to come out and reduce the difficulty, try to let them reach the center of the maze within an hour .”

"Hey, I got it." Huang Fengguai wrote it down with great dedication.

About four or ten minutes later, the young lovers were completely lost in the mist, and Lu Dongbin was still unkindly following behind them, muttering nonstop: "Well, that's how I walked just now... Look, I'm back again... I advise you to turn from the next entrance, believe it or not, you have reached the entrance again?"

The man finally lost his temper, grabbed the walkie-talkie and said, "Is it true that you can't get out of this broken maze at all?"

King Jinjiao said: "If you choose to ask for help, I will let you out in minutes, and I can let you see the floor plan afterwards."

The man shouted: "Okay, now you get me out, and if I find out that there is something tricky in it later, I will tear you apart!"

The Golden Horn King took over the walkie-talkie and began to give directions. Five minutes later, the young couple stood silently in front of the floor plan.

The man suddenly said: "Is it true that today everyone will give gifts if they can walk out within three hours?"

Bai Jin'er said: "Yes!"

The man took out his phone and started dialing one by one, yelling, "Come and avenge me! I'll have an Apple phone when I'm done!"

The people on the opposite side asked one after another: "Brother, who did you beat up?"

"Fuck you, let's open this new labyrinth world!"

Bai Jin'er blinked at me and said, "Look, what I said, don't let me make the first deal, isn't this not far from hand cramps?"

(End of this chapter)