don't mess with me

Chapter 15
When I heard this sentence, I cursed with Tianjie Doll: "Damn!" Of course, I cursed in my heart.

Zhao Guozhong was taken aback, withdrew his hand and said, "I'm taking the liberty."

I stared helplessly at the car keys in his hand and said that it would be presumptuous of you to take back the things you were going to give away...

Zhao Guozhong held my hand and said, "You will be my brother from now on."

I said, "Among your four heavenly kings, am I the fifth?"

Zhao Guozhong laughed: "It's not the younger brother, it's the brother—let's go, go home."

There were still two Mercedes-Benz cars in front, and the four heavenly kings filled my Alto on the road, and Mo Lishou, who was squeezed on the far side, looked forward, and suddenly said: "Hey, I found out that his car is wider than yours. !"

Nonsense, can Mercedes-Benz be narrower than Alto?
Mo Lishou said: "Why don't you change to a bigger one?"

I said, "Because you have a backbone."

……

When we got downstairs, Zhao Guozhong invited me to his house (actually mine), but I declined and said, "I can't do it today, I have to update the code."

"renew?"

"Oh, just write a book."

Zhao Guozhong said: "When you finish writing, I will find a publishing house in Taiwan to publish it for you."

"Forget it, there is no market for urban genres in Taiwan, so I'll switch to fantasy for the next book."

Saying goodbye to Zhao Guozhong, I took the four heavenly kings upstairs, and Zhao Qianqian knocked on the door not long after entering, she said with a smile: "My mother said, please go to my house for dinner with the four uncles."

The little girl had a playful smile on her face, and she could no longer see the shadow of being frightened.

I asked her, "You weren't frightened yesterday, were you?"

Zhao Qianqian winked at me: "I'm so scared, I have to rest for a few days to recover."

"You obviously don't want to go to school..."

Zhao Qianqian put her finger on her lips: "A good friend is one who sees through but doesn't tell!"

"Well, I won't tell."

Zhao Qianqian probed into the room and asked, "Is Pipi okay?"

Pippi revealed her head at the right time, rubbing against Zhao Qianqian's leg, Zhao Qianqian laughed and said, "Ah, I'm still so ugly after taking a bath."

Pippi did not mind and continued to make out with the little girl, Zhao Qianqian said: "Let's go, let's eat." Then she picked up Pippi, "You can go with my sister too."

"It can't go!" I blurted out.

"why?"

"It shits everywhere!" I said nonsense, thinking that it would be great if it was true.

"It's okay, I'll clean up." Zhao Qianqian hugged Pipi and said to the Four Heavenly Kings, "Uncles, my mother said that you did a great job saving me yesterday, and I'm here to thank you." Zhao Qianqian stayed in Wang Fang's arms yesterday, I don't know the ins and outs of the four heavenly kings at all, and Wang Fang probably didn't see clearly, but I only know that I have these four friends.

The four heavenly kings are not interested in ordinary mortals, only Mo Liqing nodded perfunctorily.

I said to Zhao Qianqian: "Why don't you call them uncle and not me?"

"Calling you uncle doesn't call you old?"

"That's brother."

"Then you have to call me Auntie Mom."

I scratched my head, I really couldn't accept being called Aunt Wang Fang, she looked only a few years older than me, I couldn't help asking curiously: "How old is your mother?"

"Hey, it's impolite to ask a woman's age."

When we went downstairs during the conversation, Zhao Guozhong opened the door for us, and said enthusiastically: "Xiaoqiang and Tianwang brothers are here." There is a lot of intimacy between speech and demeanor. Wang Fang is busy in the kitchen wearing an apron. It's kind of like a gathering of friends and family.

I asked Zhao Guozhong: "Where are your heavenly kings?"

Zhao Guozhong said: "I asked them to eat outside. This time it's a family banquet—a family banquet."

Wang Fang said in the kitchen: "Clean up and prepare to eat." She smiled at me, "Xiaoqiang, sit down quickly." Her expression was much warmer than yesterday, and it seemed that Zhao Guozhong had dispelled her doubts.

We sat around in the restaurant, and Wang Fang brought up an exquisite casserole and said, "Drink the soup first, and I'm afraid you won't be used to it if you make other things. This is serious black-bone chicken soup." , I praised: "Sister Wang's soup is really authentic!"

Zhao Guozhong said: "That's right, our Xiaofang's cooking soup is a must."

Wang Fang glanced at him and said, "I'm not afraid of people making fun of me, why don't you serve soup for the guests?"

"Do it yourself." I picked up the spoon and asked the Four Heavenly Kings, "Who wants it?"

Mo Lihai looked into the soup pot, raised his head and asked Wang Fang, "Where's the chicken?"

Wang Fang was stunned and said: "The chicken will lose its taste after boiling the soup."

Mo Liqing said concisely: "Duan!"

Wang Fang had no choice but to bring up the black-bone chicken, Mo Lihai took away a chicken leg and took a few bites: "Who says it's tasteless, it's not bad."

Mo Lishou had originally filled a bowl of soup, but at this moment he took away the other chicken leg and chewed it: "Yes, it's better than soup."

Wang Fang was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say.

I gave Mo Lishou a hard look and said to her, "Country people have never seen the world."

Mo Liqing was very dissatisfied with Mo Lishou's actions: "If you have chicken legs, don't you think about your second brother first?"

Wang Fang hurriedly said, "I still have cooking over there."

Zhao Guozhong looked at them with a smile, and said, "Do you want some wine, heavenly kings?"

Mo Lihong followed Mo Liqing and said, "Take it."

Wang Fang brought up a plate of winter melon and shrimp, then glanced at Zhao Guozhong and said, "What heavenly kings, this is your daughter's benefactor, haven't you asked for his name?"

I quickly said, "It's good to call it that."

Zhao Qianqian hugged Pippi and fed it meat, and Pippi hid XZ, Zhao Qianqian asked me: "Why doesn't Pippi eat? Is he sick?"

"Uh, maybe not hungry, you don't care about it."

Zhao Guozhong brought two bottles of Moutai to each of us, Wang Fang also served the last dish, Zhao Guozhong got up and said: "Xiaofang is right, you are all my daughter's benefactors, I thank you all, let's do it first For your respect!" As he spoke, he raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, his face flushed instantly, and he frowned, "I'm kidding, I don't usually drink much, so you can do whatever you want."

Mo Lihai also drank it dry in one gulp, commenting: "Spicy."

Mo Liqing said: "It's hotter than yesterday's!"

Mo Lishou said: "It's not a spicy method."

Mo Lihong said: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables."

Four people and eight chopsticks aimed at the twice-cooked pork together. Wang Fang's dishes were too delicate, so I was a step too late, and ended up with a Chinese prickly ash...

At this moment, Wang Fang raised her glass and said, "I would like to offer a toast to everyone." She smiled gently at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, I shouldn't have misunderstood you, this glass of wine should also be an apology."

Of course she was talking about my misunderstanding of my identity. Wang Fang usually looks like a lady, but unexpectedly she has a daring personality, but she couldn't explain it too clearly in front of Zhao Qianqian, so I bumped into her Cups, everything is in the air.

Zhao Guozhong poured wine for everyone while puffing, Wang Fang pressed his hand and said, "If you can't drink, don't drink so much."

Zhao Qianqian stuck out her tongue and said, "Mom and Dad are showing affection."

Wang Fang blushed, Zhao Guozhong said: "Accompany me brother Xiaoqiang today, and let me drink to my heart's content."

Mo Lihai snatched away the wine bottle: "It's slow!" He poured it for his brothers first, and started to greet each other regardless of others.

"Third brother, try this."

"Brother, you eat too."

"Fourth, pass me the ribs."

The four brothers ate in full swing against customers, and Zhao Guozhong smiled at me: "The heavenly kings still have a good appetite." He put his arms around my shoulders and said sadly for some reason, "Brother really envies you. You have a group of friends of your own, and you can eat and drink when you have nothing to do. , to be with the ones you love.”

The Heavenly Doll, who had been silent for a long time, gloated and said, "This guy drank too much."

The words were indeed a bit abrupt and sensational. It seemed that Zhao Guozhong really couldn't drink, and he seemed to be expressing his feelings.

Zhao Qianqian also felt embarrassed, and interrupted: "Dad, how many days are you coming back to stay this time?"

If you don’t ask, Zhao Guozhong’s eyes turned red when he asked, “Dad must stay with you for a few more days.”

I whispered: "Brother Zhao has something on his mind?"

Zhao Guozhong took Wang Fang's hand and said excitedly: "You see, our daughter is so old, but I can't even give Xiaofang a title, I feel ashamed."

I said, "Then why don't you get married?"

Wang Fang hurriedly said, "Guozhong, you drank too much."

Zhao Guozhong waved his hand at me: "It's too hard to say, so I don't want to say anything."

It seemed that Zhao Guozhong really had something to hide, so I stopped asking any more. Zhao Qianqian hugged Pipi and tried every means to lure it to eat, but Pippi still refused to give in. When Zhao Guozhong got excited, he took off the gold watch from his hand and put it on At the table, Pippi's eyes were bright, and he bit his mouth. Zhao Guozhong rushed to grab it, and Zhao Qianqian also said anxiously: "Hurry up, don't spoil it."

Zhao Guozhong grabbed the watch strap and pulled it hard, but only pulled out more than half of the watch—a section of the watch strap had been swallowed by Pippi, Zhao Guozhong said frantically: "This is a pure gold watch strap!" Before he finished speaking, Pippi spat out a buckle.

I said, "Isn't it a buckle?"

"...just the buckle is made of steel."

Wang Fang worried: "Why don't you eat it up?"

Mo Lihai stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth and said, "Wait for it to be pulled out before returning it to you?"

"Uh...no more." Zhao Guozhong said to me, "Don't you need to go to the pet hospital?"

"No, and don't worry about it, you won't be able to pull it out!"

Zhao Guozhong patted me on the shoulder: "Pull it out and give it to you."

This is so wronged, and it's in vain.

The atmosphere is very harmonious after the meal, but it has not reached the level of everyone's satisfaction - the four heavenly kings are not full!After the four brothers cleared the table, they kept looking into the kitchen, watching Wang Fang's face turn red and white. In the end, each of them had a bowl of vegetable soup and rice, which was barely full.

When we got up to say goodbye, both Zhao Guozhong and Wang Fang came to see us off at the door, and Wang Fang said, "You are welcome to come to my house for dinner often."

Mo Lihai said: "Really?"

Mo Liqing said: "Do more next time, what's the use if the disc looks good?"

I quickly dragged them upstairs, and Zhao Qianqian reluctantly hugged Pipi and asked Wang Fang, "Mom, can I raise it?"

Wang Fang said: "How do you have time to take care of it?"

"Then what if I get first place in the final exam?"

I took Pipi and said, "Forget it, this dog doesn't waste time, it costs money!"

As soon as we got home, someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and saw Liu Laoliu standing at the door. Seeing that it was him, the Four Heavenly Kings stood up together. Liu Laoliu waved his hands: "Sit down, there is no need to be polite."

"What are you doing here?" I asked puzzled.

Liu Laoliu seemed to be full of thoughts and said: "Let's take a step to talk."

I let him into the study, Liu Laoliu took out a cigarette and lit it, and said absently, "How is the harvest today?"

I said, "Just one chapter."

"Actually, I want to ask... Hey, forget it, one chapter is better than none."

"Are you a fan of me too?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Sixth son, you should just speak up if you have something to say."

Only then did Liu Laoliu smother the cigarette and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you know anyone in the fire brigade?"

"I'm sorry..." I couldn't help but laugh, "Are you here to borrow a glass of water from me?"

Liu Laoliu waved his hand: "No kidding, do you know anyone?"

I thought for a while and said, "No really, what's the matter with you?"

Liu Laoliu said: "That's it. In a few days, someone will come down from above."

"Same as the Four Heavenly Kings?"

"Ah."

"Then why are you looking for the fire brigade?" Whoever came back here is second, and that's what I'm most curious about.

Liu Laoliu said: "Don't the fire brigade have that kind of big inflatable cushion?"

"Is it to prevent people from jumping off the building?"

"Yes, that's right, I want to pick it up."

"Who is this person?" At this moment, I began to wonder about the identity of the person who came - the four heavenly kings fell down, and Liu Laoliu didn't even ask, but he was so caring at this moment.

The Tianjie doll cut a cry and said: "Who else can be, pity the parents of the world."

"Oh." I suddenly said, "It turned out that Liu Xiaoliu fell."

Depressedly, Liu Laoliu lit another cigarette and said, "Hey, none of the seven girls can rest easy."

"You have seven girls?" I asked in surprise.

Liu Laoliu nodded.

I scratched my head and said, "By the way, what is your status in the heaven?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Among the seven daughters, who is the most famous?"

"Seven girls..." I muttered, "That's the Seven Fairies—" I was startled when I said this, and couldn't help jumping up, "You can't be..."

Liu Laoliu took the conversation reservedly: "Yes, I am the Jade Emperor!"

"Damn, old Jade Emperor!"

Liu Laoliu said depressedly, "Why do you call it that?"

I made a gesture and put it in my ear, and shouted: "Eat my old grandson with a stick!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Laoliu slipped under the desk and said in horror, "That monkey is here again?"

I laughed and said, "Just kidding you."

Only then did Liu Laoliu crawl out in a daze, and protested, "I said, can we stop joking like this?"

(End of this chapter)