don't mess with me

Chapter 147 The Doll Woke Up
When we got to the street, Old Yue asked me, "Are you okay?"

"no, what happened?"

Yue Lao said: "If you have nothing to do, just walk around with me, don't I still have tasks to complete?"

I excitedly said, "Let's use the red thread to tie people up everywhere?"

"almost."

"Let's go!" I am happy to do this job.

I followed Yuelao in a pretentious manner, but I didn't meet a pair of targets when I sneaked out two streets.

Yue Lao scratched his head and said, "No, why are there so few young people on the street?"

I thought for a while and said, "This will be the working time. It's not right for the two of us to come out. Besides-I think it has something to do with China's aging."

Yue Lao suddenly stabbed me: "Did you see those two people?"

"Which two?"

"It's the two next to the bean bun stand."

"I see, I see." A couple of young men and women stood beside a bean bun stand on the street. They didn't seem to be able to judge the relationship. They were just chatting casually. The man kept looking around, as if he was waiting for a bus. The woman seemed to be sending him off.

Yue Lao said: "As long as the girl buys a bean bag and gives it to the man, the matter will be settled!"

I wondered: "These two...five elements lack bean buns?"

At this time the bus came, the man waved to the woman while walking towards the front of the bus, Yuelao pushed me and said: "Go, it's late and I don't know when we will have to wait."

I hurriedly ran away, and when I arrived in front of the girl, I didn't dare to pant too much: "Hurry up, buy a bean bag for your boyfriend... No, buy a bean bag for him and he will become your boyfriend."

The girl squinted at me and said, "Are you crazy?"

The owner of the bean bun stand said innocently: "This is not a babysitter I hired."

I didn't have time to say more, I bought a bean bag with my own money and stuffed it into the girl's hand: "Quick, I'm treating you."

The girl shook her hands and said, "Oh, what are you doing? I don't want it!"

Seeing this, the man hurriedly ran down from the car, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"

The woman said as if meeting a savior: "Come quickly, I met a psychopath!"

The man stood in front of the woman when he heard the words, and said righteously: "If you harass my girlfriend again, I will be rude to you!"

The woman took advantage of the situation and fell in the man's arms like a bird.The rest of me holding a bean bag is not a human being.

Yuelao hid behind me and flicked the red thread with a flick of his sleeve, then whispered to me, "Okay, you're done!"

I walked away dejectedly under that man's staring gaze, and said helplessly, "Is this okay?"

Yuelao laughed and said: "Sometimes in our line of work, people will inevitably be misunderstood. Fortunately, it is a matter of accumulating merit."

I took a bite of the bean bun and said, "Don't let us, you still want to hire me as a temporary worker?"

Yue Lao said: "Don't say it, I think you are quite suitable to take over my class, how about it, are you interested?"

I shook my head vigorously: "If I can guard against self-stealing, I would still consider it. It's not interesting to just accumulate merit, and it's useless if I want that thing." This is just making wedding dresses for others, and I don't run a bridal shop.

After solving the problem of "five elements lacking bean buns", I said to Yuelao: "You come home with me. I have to show you the world. The nature of your work is different from others, and you must be down-to-earth."

In the car, I began to teach Yuelao all kinds of illiteracy. After all, he only came here in the Qing Dynasty. Yuelao’s ability to accept new things is obviously stronger than Yang Jian, Li Jing and others, but I also came to a conclusion that you can do anything as a profession. It will turn into obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every time the old man sees young men and women together on the side of the road, he will make me slow down and plan to tie people's feet, which makes me nervous.

After parking the car at the gate of the building, I said in a hurry: "Hurry up, I'm still holding back my urine."

Yuelao asked me, "Which floor do you live on?"

"3th floor."

"Understood, if you have something to do, you go up first, and I'll look around to see if there are any suspicious people. In our business, we are not afraid of eating grass by the side of the nest."

I worried: "Can you do it alone?"

"No problem, you go first."

I reminded: "My house is on the left after you go up. If you want to knock on the door and no one will open it, just ring the doorbell—there is a small button on the door."

Yuelao said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I just like to introduce people to others, and I have no problem with my mind." This statement... seems to reveal some truth?

I just took Pippi upstairs, and as soon as I entered the door, I rushed to the toilet. For a moment when I passed the master bedroom, I just felt that something was wrong. Messy, the clothes were thrown all over the place in a mess, it seems that someone has turned over here!

The first thing I thought was that Brother Zhan's people broke in, but I immediately rejected this idea. Brother Zhan just surrendered to us, even if the vixen wants to deal with me, he should send some burly men with guns, and I always They should shoot when they enter the door, what are they doing by rummaging through the cabinet?The only reasonable explanation at present is that Liu Xiaoliu did it before leaving the house. It is entirely possible that the princess would have a dog-gouged and then left, but it is not right. There is nothing of hers here. You want a princess to rummage through your locker There must be at least dozens of carats of diamonds, right?
Soon I thought again: It's a thief!
There is only me and a dog with low combat effectiveness in the house at the moment. Before I came back, I talked with Lu Dongbin on the phone. He took the Xiaotian dog to a party with the three immortals.

At this moment, there was another slight noise in the bedroom. My heart beat hard, and I quickly found a rolling pin from the kitchen and held it in my hand. Then I boldly walked towards the door of the bedroom carefully. I tried to relax Stepping slowly into the bedroom, I was immediately stunned by the sight in front of me - I saw a petite figure crawling into my wardrobe with only the back and butt exposed, and was throwing out the clothes and bedding inside. He seems to be looking for something!
I gripped the rolling pin tightly and shouted sharply, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The person in the closet was also obviously startled, and suddenly turned around and came face to face with me. I didn't expect that this was actually a little girl, who looked not much older than Zhao Qianqian, with a thin figure and a pair of big eyes that were extremely agile.She was stunned when she saw me, and complained: "You startled me!"

I am completely speechless. I can assure you that I have never seen this little girl before. She still thinks that I startled her. There is no doubt that she is a thief who goes from house to house. So where does she come from with such confidence? Come?Obviously there are accomplices nearby!I glanced at the messy clothes on the ground. My mother's gold ring and necklace were thrown on the ground casually. This is actually a very ambitious thief!
I held up the rolling pin and said, "Who are you?" At the same time, my heart was suddenly grasped!The celestial doll in the closet is gone too!
The little girl ignored my questioning, turned around and got into the closet and turned around. I was furious and said, "Come out!"

She simply sat on the edge of the closet and hugged her knees and said, "What are you doing?"

I pointed to a corner of the closet with trembling fingers and said, "Listen to me, I can give you anything else you take, but you have to return that doll over there!"

She raised her head and asked naturally, "Why?"

"Just because this is my home!" I said with all my might, "You take all these gold rings and necklaces, but you have to hand over that doll!"

She tilted her head and said, "What if I don't?"

I made a vicious expression and said: "Then I will fight you hard!" To be honest, I can't be fierce. She looks innocent and innocent. I would rather believe that she was forced to go by her accomplices. If you go this way, it's fine if you lose ordinary things, but you must never lose the heavenly doll!
She showed that little girl's sly, watery smile: "Is it important to you?"

I squeezed the rolling pin so that Karbaba's face fell down, and I said with an extremely ferocious expression: "You don't care, just say you can't pay?"

She smirked: "I won't give it to you, what can you do to me?"

Facing the smiling face like an angel, I am not in the mood to pity her at this moment. If I let her out of this room, I don’t know what the consequences will be. A bag should be no big problem, right?
Just when I held up the rolling pin to hurt the killer, the little girl suddenly said: "Idiot, I'm a doll!"

"what are you?"

She stood up and jumped in front of me: "I am a celestial doll!"

(End of this chapter)