don't mess with me

Chapter 118
When I heard such a sentence from the bald head, I was almost overjoyed - this is the rhythm of his own death!

Unexpectedly, this old guy seemed to have seen through my thoughts, and just put his arms around his arms and smiled slightly to enter the mode of watching a play.

The bald man thought he was just an old vagabond with mental problems, so he gave the thin man a wink, the two still had a clear division of labor, the thin man rushed towards me again, and the bald man ran towards Niu Xiaoyu.

Niu Xiaoyu instinctively hid behind the orc, grabbed his arm and kept saying, "Master, please help me."

The orc let her beg, and said calmly: "Little girl, if you want to survive, you have to stop for a while, and I will lose my temper if I don't see a good show!"

I shouted loudly: "Xiao Yu, run!"

Niu Xiaoyu didn't seem to have heard of it, and just kept hiding behind the orc.

The thin man came up to me with an electric baton, my hands were tied and I couldn't resist and I couldn't leave Niu Xiaoyu alone, so I had to go around in circles, dodging around, the thin man pounced on me a few times but failed to catch me, the orc said disappointedly : "Why is it not as interesting as before?"

Seeing that Niu Xiaoyu had no intention of running away, the bald man rolled his eyes a few times and ignored her. He aimed at the moment when I ran past him and punched me hard in the chest, and then grabbed me. The thin man took the opportunity to attack me, and shouted with his bald head: "Be careful, don't shock me!"

The thin man said, "Then I'll shock him as soon as you let him go!"

While tearing at the bald head, I said, "Run as soon as you let me go!"

The thin man worried: "Boss, we can't let him run away!"

The bald head said: "Bullshit, then you catch him and give me the electric baton."

"This..." The thin man also knew that electricity would jump on people.

When I thought about it, I had to win in chaos. In short, I couldn't fight or run. Only the electric baton that was entangled with one of them would throw a mouse. Thinking of this, I raised my hands and brought the bald head in, making him I hugged it tightly to my chest, and said loudly to the skinny man, "Hit me if you dare."

The thin man gesticulated around us, looking eager to try, his bald head said angrily, "How dare you! You don't want to run away anymore?"

In this way, the three of us began a period of emotional entanglements that were constantly cutting and arguing. I hugged the bald head tightly, but the thin man didn't dare to do anything. Screwed to the skinny side, the scene is a bit like an eagle catching a chicken.

The orc smiled with satisfaction: "Yes, it's interesting that way." Niu Xiaoyu said angrily, "You're still laughing!"

The orc was overjoyed and said: "These two people are really brains, can the thing in their hands use fists?" The old guy has a very bright mind and has already seen the crux of the matter.

The bald man and the thin man said in unison: "Hey, yes!" The thin man grabbed my neck and punched me on the chin.

I secretly groaned in my heart, this old bastard's words killed me, in fact, this method is not wise at all, but these two people didn't turn around for a while, and when the skinny man realized it, my face was full of embarrassment. After a few times, it would have taken advantage of two to fight one, and my hands were tied, and I was about to finish the game.

In desperation, I let go of my bald head and began to learn the big jump in Super Mario. I screamed strangely while kicking my legs in the air. It was really quiet as if paralyzed and moving like epilepsy. The bald head and the thin man couldn’t get close for a while. laugh.

The bald head walked around in front of me a few times with ferocious eyes, and said coldly to the thin man, "Let him dance! Let's see how long he can last."

At this time, the scene looked funny, but it was actually at an extremely critical moment. I knew that if I stopped, I would be finished. Now I am the fart when the weasel had nothing to do, the black water that the squid burped before. The trapped beast is still fighting, and the fart and black water will always disperse. Once I run out of strength, I will be completely at the mercy of others.

At this time, Niu Xiaoyu couldn't bear it anymore, she slapped the orc hard and said loudly: "If you don't help us, we will all die!" As she said something in the orc's ear, the orc was a little surprised Turning around, he said, "What did you say?"

Niu Xiaoyu said: "Don't you see it yet?"

The orc said blankly, "If that's the case—" he suddenly raised his voice and said to the bald and thin man, "Hey, let me ask you, do you want to kill me too?"

The bald head was already impatient with him, and said coldly, "What do you think?"

The orc laughed and said, "I advise you to do it now if you want to kill me, so as not to have long nights and dreams."

The bald head approached slowly, and said calmly, "As long as you don't come to make trouble for us, I won't touch you."

Niu Xiaoyu hid behind the orc and said, "Be careful, he has bad intentions!"

But the orc said without any precautions: "Why does the little girl think of people so badly? How about we just trust him once?"

Before he finished speaking, his bald hands were pinching his neck, Niu Xiaoyu couldn't help screaming, and the orc raised his head to the sky and laughed, "I've known for a long time that human beings can't be trusted. After all these years, I still haven't forgotten my old profession of duplicity." He turned his face up just to reveal the real face in the long hair, and pinched his bald head on the opponent's neck like an ant shaking a tree. At this moment, he couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the opponent's appearance, and stammered: "You...what the hell are you? "

The orc said: "Didn't a fool already tell you? I am a demon!"

I said depressedly, "Do I count it as a lying gun?" After thinking about it, it shouldn't be counted—the person named me by name, and it was obvious that the gun was aimed...

Although I had already guessed the identity of the orc, I was still curious. The bald head was facing away from me and blocked my view, so I couldn't see what the orc looked like.

The bald man had already had a bad feeling at this moment, but it was too late to let go. The orc's body seemed to generate a gravitational force that attracted his hand firmly to his neck. He quickly stepped out of two deep pits on the ground, and the bald head couldn't help shouting: "Ma Gan, help!"

The thin man named Ma Gan was staring at me wholeheartedly, but at this moment he hesitated for a moment, and hissed with his bald head, "Hurry up!"

The thin man hurriedly left me and ran over. His arms were stretched out, and the electric prod in his hand stabbed the orc's chest with electric sparks. Niu Xiaoyu said nervously: "Be careful!"

The orc's waist twisted and turned, and the thin man's electric baton pierced through. He couldn't hold back his feet and slipped forward, and the electric baton just hit the bald head's waist. On the thin man's shoulders, there was only a crackling sound of the electric baton, and the two of them immediately twisted into a ball like grandparents dancing in a square dance.

At this time, the thin man could be fine as long as he turned off the electric baton, but perhaps because of his finger spasms, he couldn’t retract his hands. Shouting, the two danced non-stop, and their expressions gradually faded away.The thin man struggled and turned his head, looking at me with pleading eyes, I jumped up and said, "What are you doing? Do you expect me to save you?" Having said that, I couldn't help but take two steps forward. These people grew up watching little white rabbits and big bad wolves, and the idea of ​​helping others is deeply rooted. They still had the will to save others at the first moment, but after school, they began to learn such things as "Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf" and "The Farmer and the Snake". The article is over, so I stood still cautiously, their lives are their lives, and Niu Xiaoyu's and mine's lives are also their lives. I firmly believe that if I save them, they will still kill us as soon as possible.

Seeing the two people being forced to "kill each other", the orc said desolately: "I promised one person that I would not harm others at will, but if someone wants to harm me first, then you can't blame me."

I asked curiously, "Are you and Nezha the same master?" I tried to see his face clearly, but his hair covered his real face again.

Niu Xiaoyu rushed to my side and took my arm, saying, "Xiaoqiang! Can we save these two people?"

I said, "What shall we do if we save them?"

Niu Xiaoyu said: "But..."

I knew the little girl was soft-hearted, so I said: "It should be fine to be shocked for a while. You can see those people in the comics who were struck by lightning until their bones were white. After a while, their hair will be smoking."

Niu Xiaoyu cried, "Stop joking."

I really don't dare to save people casually, the orc has a weird personality, and I can't guarantee that he can help us if we fight again. In fact, I'm not even sure whether his last move will be against us.

I said to Niu Xiaoyu: "You untie my hands first."

Niu Xiaoyu pulled and pulled for a long time, but the plastic handcuffs became tighter and tighter. The orc came over and rubbed two fingers, and my hands were freed immediately. Sometimes I like to pinch a handprint on a silver ingot to show my generosity of being able to eat the overlord's meal but not eating it. You let them pinch a fly swatter and try?

The bald man and the skinny man were still hugging each other and twitching, but their expressions were dull, I tentatively walked up to me, picked up a branch and said loudly: "Okay, whoever can hold on for another 10 seconds will be the winner of this wrestling match! One, two, three..." Actually, when I counted to five, I made a move. I stabbed them with a branch, and the two of them fell limply in response, foaming at the mouth and turning their eyes upwards. It seems unhealthy for the characters to stand up and throw a tantrum like that.

Knowing that I shouldn't stay here for a long time, I cupped my hands at the orc and said, "Thank you, brother." Then I pulled Niu Xiaoyu and got into the car.The orc waved his hand in front of me and said, "Wait, I don't think you look like a good person."

I blurted out, "I'm a good person!"

The orc laughed strangely again: "It's good to admit it, the last thing I see is a good person."

I stomped my feet and said, "MB, you are fishing law enforcement, why did I forget this!" Then I remembered that he said he was the first bad guy since the beginning of the world, so how could he be polite to me?

Fortunately, I was quite quick-witted, so I puffed up my chest and said, "Brother, my own people! I also burn, kill, loot and do everything!"

Niu Xiaoyu was speechless.

The orc shook his head with a smirk and said, "I don't believe a word you humans say, unless you have a way to prove it to me."

"How do you prove it?" I was secretly moved. According to the general plot, the orc should say "since you are a bad person, you must immediately consummate with this girl" and other shameless words, but according to the general plot, The girl is also secretly interested in me, but as the protagonist, I have to falter around and act like a gentleman. Either I have sex with a beautiful girl on the spot, or I will die. I don’t know what else is good for those protagonists hesitantly!
Just when my mind was full of wild thoughts, the orc Leng Ding said: "Unless you let me bite your heart."

(End of this chapter)