don't mess with me

Chapter 107 Gift Giving

I'm not trying to tear Li Jing down, I just think today's incident is a bit unreliable. Zhao Qianqian and I get along well, that is, we're just good neighbors—of course, I'm the one whose father assigned her to me by default. Don’t dare to tell Li Jing, I’m not familiar enough to go to the point where there is any excitement, the little girl’s birthday is enough to say happy birthday, at most go down to drink Wang Fang’s soup, Li Jing made it so serious It feels very weird, besides, it's a class reunion, how disappointing is it for a group of old cabbage gangs to go?

But Li Jing was walking up and down the ground muttering to himself like a man in a daze. It seemed that if his wish was not fulfilled, he would not give up.

I said: "There is still enough time, or I will accompany you to the mall, anyway, even if you think about it, you still have to go out and buy."

"Hurry up!" Li Jing ran out first like a madman...

We came to a large-scale shopping mall in this city. As soon as Li Jing entered, he began to carefully select the dazzling array of products. The enthusiasm was almost comparable to that of a woman who was about to attend a class reunion she hadn't seen for many years.

"Girls should like clothes, right?" Li Jing was helpless at home, but his mind became active once he arrived at the scene.

"No, Qianqian usually wears school uniforms, and Wang Fang is more particular about this aspect, so I won't agree with her wearing too many colors."

Li Jing pointed to a long dress in the style of Tanzania, Zambia or Uganda and said to himself: "I think this one is pretty good!"

"Uh... To be honest, the main reason I don't agree with you sending her clothes is because I don't believe in your taste! Now I'm more sure that I'm right!"

Li Jing pointed to the various jade rings and necklaces in the window on the other side: "How about this one? I think that girl's clothes are too plain."

"Nezha was almost persuaded to leave by Gao Guangyan for wearing jeans. Do you think she will let Zhao Qianqian dress up in class? Besides, this thing is too deep, and you forgot about the gold and silver horns? It's better to buy fake ones. Do not send."

"How about I give her a pen? That thing is really good, so I don't have to dip in ink. Anyway, when I am in the sky, who will give me such a thing? I think it is better than giving a sword or sword."

I waved my hand directly: "Pull it down, Zhao Qianqian hates you for giving this." I hate sending stationery on my birthday the most. When I was a child, I wanted to scold people when I received things like schoolbags and pencil boxes. The worst thing is that I have a cousin. He gave me a set of exercise sets on my birthday, so why not just smash a crystal ashtray for him?Now I don't go to their house during Chinese New Year.

Li Jing suffered repeated setbacks, and said discouragedly: "Then I can only give gold, silver and jewelry. These things will never be out of date, right?"

I sighed and said, "Why don't you understand? Giving gifts is a science, and you have to be careful about who you are. If she really becomes your daughter-in-law, the more the better, but she is now your neighbor. You give such a precious gift." What does Dongshi's mother think? She won't guard you like a thief in the future? What are your plans for her daughter?"

"The rouge and face powder are what you call cosmetics..." Li Jing looked at my face and waved his hands, "I know, this doesn't work either!"

We circled around, and I shot Li Jing all kinds of messy ideas. He even almost bought Zhao Qianqian a mop and a mop bucket with automatic drying, because he felt that the mop was a bit like when it was dried in the bucket. Nezha is dancing his gun, he wants his daughter-in-law to prepare mentally...

After Li Jing was hit hard, his anger rose and he said: "This is not good, and that is not good. I have never thought so much about choosing a birthday gift for the Queen Mother."

"That's because Nezha is not interested in Weaver Girl. He wants to see Weaver Girl. It's easy to do. It's all right to buy a sewing machine in the flea market." Speaking of this, I was suddenly inspired, "By the way, what are Zhao Qianqian's usual hobbies? ?”

Li Jing thought for a long time and said, "It seems to be nothing, just crazy, loves to play."

Our legs were already sore from walking, and the counter in front was full of plush toys, I looked at Li Jing helplessly, and murmured: "How about... I'd better give you a doll as you said. "

Li Jing: "..."

I was afraid that he would get angry, so I hurriedly said: "Be safe, we mainly want to be safe, and there will be more opportunities to give gifts in the future, so let's take our time." Speaking of dolls, I subconsciously put my hands into my pockets, and the heavenly dolls made no sound. If it is there, maybe it can have some constructive suggestions, but unfortunately, it seems that no one will give me any wrong ideas in a short time.

Li Jing pointed to a life-sized cloth dog behind the counter and said, "Give me that."

I hurriedly stopped him and said, "You can't buy the biggest one!"

"What's the matter, it's not too expensive."

Expensive is actually a little expensive, but I expected Li Jing not to look at the price when buying things. I really don’t feel sorry for money, so I told him: "This is more suitable for Nezha."

"What else is there to say?"

"Think about it, when Zhao Qianqian hugs this doll in the future, she will remember that it was given by you, and by the way, she will think of you, and subconsciously feel..."

Li Jing waved his hand vigorously: "Don't talk about it, I'll change it—why are you full of such dirty thoughts?"

It’s not that I’m dirty. It’s said that there is a scientific basis. Of course, people who study this kind of science must be very boring. Now there are people posting various psychological behavior analysis on WeChat every day—the reason why boys like to give girls dolls is to To achieve this kind of subtle effect, it is best to use a doll that is about the same height as yourself, so that the girl will exchange roles subconsciously when holding it in her arms, so sending a doll that exceeds a certain size is a very ambiguous move, I suggest everyone Don’t give away indiscriminately. Besides, young people who are over 1.8 meters tall also need to be cautious. Sending money that is as high as yourself, and sending a 1.5-meter girl might fall in love with the small guy in the front row. Others make wedding dresses.Of course, buying that kind of doll for yourself is not so particular, just don't let your girlfriend see it...

Li Jing pointed to a palm-sized doll and said, "Then I want that."

I said contemptuously, "Are you doing a lottery in the supermarket? Who can see it when it's so big?"

Li Jing broke down and said, "How big is it?"

I pointed to Mickey, who was more than half a meter tall, and said, "This is what I want."

Li Jing squinted his eyes and studied for a while, "How good is this?"

"Don't worry about it, that's right." Generally, a toy of this size will stay in the corner of the sofa or the head of the bed for a long time, until it is covered with dust, and then disappears inexplicably, which is very in line with the "giving it away is better than not giving it away, falling behind". A temporary favor" attribute.It's like eating gunpowder when a person feels uncomfortable. After all, even if there is no merit, there will be no fault.

Li Jing muttered: "If I knew this, I should have come here directly."

When I came back downstairs, I suddenly had a feeling of "being closer to the hometown and being more timid". This timidity is not the anxiety and excitement of the poet returning home, but real timidity-our birthday gift seems to be not very good. I don’t know what’s popular with kids, but giving puppets was nothing new when we were in school. I could pretend to be crazy if I was 20 years younger, but Li Jing and I are both 80 years old!The combined [-]-year-old man is holding Mickey for the little girl’s birthday. I always feel awkward. Thinking back, I might as well buy that mop that can be dried...

I pulled Li Jing back and said, "Brother Li, you should have thought about it. Are you going to see Zhao Qianqian?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"You don't think there's anything wrong?"

Li Jing took it for granted, "What's wrong with me celebrating my daughter-in-law's birthday?"

"How about we don't go?"

"If you don't go, I will." Li Jing walked away.

Of course I can't let him go alone, I have a reason to follow, after all, I have a good relationship with Wang Fang's mother and daughter, so what's the matter with him breaking in alone?

I went upstairs ahead of him, put my ear on the door of Wang Fang's house and listened for a while, but there seemed to be no movement inside, so I begged Li Jing, "Shall we just put the things down and go?"

Li Jing was already knocking on the door.As soon as I covered my ears and hid aside, Zhao Qianqian opened the door unexpectedly and said, "Xiaoqiang?"

(End of this chapter)