It's too hard to chase after the demon concubine

Chapter 75 No one is forcing you to get married
Yun Qianruo almost gritted her teeth!

If she could move now, she would lift the bowl and put the lid on the dead bird's head!let it drink!Drink it to death!

In her lifetime, she must kill birds!
I was gnashing my teeth and thinking about it, when I saw the bird roll its eyes, hugging its wings and jumping around alive and well!
"Gah-hohohoho-ga-"

Not only was it jumping, it also made a very weird bird call. Although the hall was very empty, Yun Qianruo felt that this place was not enough for it to dance!
What's wrong with it?Looking left and right, it looks like he has eaten arsenic by mistake...

Thinking of this, Yun Qianruo raised her eyebrows and looked at Ye Xiu, "Could it be that you bought fake salt and turned it into arsenic?"

Hearing this, Ye Xiu looked at her with cool eyes, and smiled, "I really want to poison you to death!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

Is this too direct?Just think about it in your heart!Why do you say it?

"quack--"

Just at this time, the bird 'whoosh' jumped to Ye Xiu's side, rolled its eyes and barked at him.

Ye Xiu took out a black pill from his bosom and stuffed it into the bird's beak.

Yun Qianruo blinked, "Is this the antidote?"

Look at the upturned eyes of the dead bird after eating it, it's back to normal!

"Salt Elimination Pill!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

After being silent for a long time, Yun Qianruo raised her eyes to look at the bird, "Just to steal this girl's food, I made myself look like this bird, what's the matter? That's all you pursue!"

"Gah!" A certain bird immediately glared at her with a pair of shining golden eyes.

"Hey! I will definitely be a bachelor bird in the future!"

"Gah?"

Hearing this, a certain bird jumped up all of a sudden, opening its mouth as if it wanted to breathe fire, but when it thought of something, it shut its mouth abruptly, staring at a pair of fire-breathing eyes and killing Yun Qianruo angrily.

Since it can't breathe fire, let its sharp eyes kill her!
Back then, its eyes scared wild boars to death!

But why is this stinky girl still alive?
Um!It should be that its eyes are not fierce enough!

Thinking of this, a certain bird took a deep breath, and its eyes became more and more fierce. Unfortunately, when its eyeballs were about to pop out, someone was still alive...

"She's thicker than a pig, so it's not easy to kill her instantly! Even if you stare blind, she won't die!"

Ye Xiu spoke in time to save a certain bird from the brink of life and death!
Listening to what he said, Yun Qianruo twitched the corners of her mouth again and again, and the black line on her forehead was like a waterfall.

How dare this facial paralysis compare her to a pig?How can a pig compare with her?she is...

Uh……

A drop of cold sweat dripped from the corner of Yun Qianruo's eyes, she stopped her messy thoughts in time, squinted at Ye Xiu, and said in a strange voice, "I said, if you slander a pure and kind-hearted girl without conscience, you are not afraid that you will not be able to find a wife in the future." Is it?"

Hearing this, Ye Xiujun's face turned black, full of disgust, "Hmph! What do you want her for! Trouble!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

The center of her eyebrows twitched, and black lines fell all over her head. This girl really deserves to be the subordinate of the old bachelor, she has the potential to be a bachelor!

While thinking about it, Yun Qianruo squinted at the bird, curled her lips, "Actually, you don't have to worry about not being able to find a wife, you two are just a perfect pair! How suitable are you? Or, you Can the two of you find a good day and auspicious day to visit and get married? After giving birth to a baby, they will be called Erhei! How wonderful!"

When Yun Qianruo's words fell to the ground, that person and bird were already petrified in the wind, but all four eyes were round!He stared at Yun Qianruo without blinking, his eyeballs might fall off at any moment, which makes people worry for a while...

Yun Qianruo looked at the two of them and shrugged, "Actually, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Tonight is good! Look at how round the moon is!"

The magic sound swayed in the wind, just like a thunderbolt struck the head of that person and bird...

"quack--"

In the next moment, a bird's cry soared into the sky, and a certain bird also soared into the sky, almost knocking over the roof!
Ye Xiu stood up abruptly, rushed in front of Yun Qianruo in two steps, held the half bowl of sweet potato porridge in his hand, and stared at her condescendingly, his eyes were on fire, his head was throbbing with veins, and his handsome face was even more so. The black ones can drip ink!

The corners of Yun Qianruo's eyes twitched, she was really worried that he would be uncontrollable and put the bowl of porridge on her head...

"Well, don't get excited! It's fine if you don't like that bird... No one is forcing you to get married, right?"

Ye Xiu took a deep breath, turned around abruptly, "Bird! Let's go!"

He was afraid that if he saw this dead girl again, he wouldn't be able to help but slap her to death!

However, the master said, don't touch her!

Looking at her again, he really can't guarantee that he won't be impulsive...

One person and one bird left angrily, as if even their backs were breathing fire...

Yun Qianruo felt extremely happy when she saw how they were burning with anger but unable to explode.

It wasn't until the moment the palace door closed that she suddenly remembered a very important thing!
"Hello—this girl hasn't eaten yet—"

"It's better to starve to death! Eliminate harm for the people!"

Ye Xiu's voice came from outside the door, as if squeezed out from between his teeth.

"quack--"

It's better to starve to death!Kill the birds!

Outside the door, a man and a bird stood side by side, staring at the palace door with anger on their faces.

"Big black paired with little black will give birth to a bunch of little blacks!"

Unexpectedly, a magical sound suddenly came from inside the door, almost making the two people outside the door turn their backs!

"Do you know what Xiao Erhei is? It's a birdman with wings!"

The magic sound continued, Ye Xiu and the bird got up from the ground, staring wide-eyed.

After staring for a while, Yexiu frowned, "Why don't you grow white hair?"

"Gah!" A certain bird stared, then why are you wearing black?
Ye Xiu's cool eyes glanced at the ragged feathers on a certain bird's buttocks, thoughtfully, "If you pull out all the feathers..."

"Ga—" Before he could finish speaking, he heard a strange cry from a certain bird, swept his wings, and slapped Ye Xiu on the forehead.

Reflexively, Yexiu raised the bowl in his hand to cover a certain bird's head...

"What are you doing?"

(End of this chapter)