It's too hard to chase after the demon concubine

Chapter 17 I am a standard figure
Yun Qianruo sniffed, but did not immediately pick up the oil-paper bag in front of her, but instinctively looked up at the sky.

I have heard of pies falling from the sky, but I have never heard of roast chicken falling from the sky!

However, the stars above the head are shining brightly, the moon is shining like water, and there is not even half a ghost!
"Who said that if things fall from the sky, people must be in the sky?! You look so clever, why are you so stupid?!"

Just at this time, an extremely leisurely and comfortable voice came from behind him, full of contempt.

The corner of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched, and she turned her head to look behind her, and found a figure on an extremely tall tree with lush branches and leaves.

That's an old man!
Dressed in commoner clothes, with white hair all over his head, at this moment, he is leaning on a branch, with one hand resting on his head, and the other hand is holding a chicken leg and eating happily. Moreover, one leg of his is coiled on the branch, and the other leg is in mid-air Shaking non-stop, that gesture is enjoyable no matter how you look at it!
Seeing Yun Qianruo looking at him, the man immediately shrank back the chicken leg in his hand, looked at Yun Qianruo with a protective expression on his face, and yelled: "Why are you staring at my chicken leg? Didn't you already give it to me?" Have you lost your wings? A little girl likes to be pretty and can’t eat too fat! Otherwise, she won’t be able to get married in the future!”

Yun Qianruo: "..."

Looking at the man who was protecting the drumstick like an old chicken guarding a chick, the corners of Yun Qianruo's mouth twitched wildly, and black lines fell from her head.

This person is more than 70 years old, right?It's so...

Yun Qianruo squinted at him with beautiful eyes, curled her lips, "The one who should be worried is you, right? You can eat meat like this with a big beard in your age! Be careful that you are so fat that you can't walk!"

Hearing this, the old man immediately became unhappy, and sat up suddenly from the branch, shaking his white beard and staring at Yun Qianruo, "Who said I have a big beard at my age? Where? Where? I I'm obviously very young, okay? Also, I'm obviously in a standard figure, okay? When did I become so fat that I couldn't walk?"

Yun Qianruo yawned lazily, glanced sideways at the excited old man on the branch, reached out to pick up the chicken wings wrapped in oil paper in front of him, and said slowly: "Yes, your figure is very standard! Standard enough to lie on the ground You can roll 800 meters with just one kick!"

There was silence in the air for a second, and the next moment, a strong wind howled in his ears, and Yun Qianruo felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then, the chicken wings in his hand disappeared...

Immediately afterwards, a ghostly cry piercing through Changhong exploded from the top of his head, full of excitement!
"What did you say? Roll 800 meters with one kick? 800 meters? Just one kick is enough? Then can I roll better than a ball? No! I'm rounder than a ball! Oops! Are you calling me a ball?!"

Yun Qianruo: "..."

Stretching out his hand, he wiped away the black line on his forehead, raised his head, and looked at the furious old man in front of him, with crescent eyebrows slightly raised, and a smug smile on his lips, "Old man, you are still very savvy! So You have realized all the profound questions! It’s not easy!”

The expression on his face was relaxed and relaxed, but Yun Qianruo's heart was filled with suspicion.

The big tree was about 50 meters away from where she was, but the crazy old man in front of her was in front of her in an instant!This is simply teleportation!Such a speed even made her feel ashamed!
Sure enough, this world is really amazing!It's so miraculous that it's a little perverted!

Just jump in a car, and you can hit a block of ice, but you can't move the frightening cold, but it makes people frightened, and almost froze her to death several times!Now, an old man popped out of a tree casually, but his kung fu is so weird that it makes people speechless!
Just as he was sighing in his heart, a certain old man's exasperated cry came from above his head again: "Oh, you stinky girl! You are not cute at all! It is a waste of others to give you chicken wings, but you arrange people like this! How heartless!" Hmm! No conscience, no conscience like this chicken leg!"

Yun Qianruo's pretty face froze, and the center of her eyebrows twitched. She doesn't have a conscience like a chicken leg?What the hell is this?She doesn't know who Chicken Leg is!
Stretching out her hand to pinch the stiff face, she snatched the grilled chicken wings from the old man's hand while the old man was not paying attention. The speed was like thunder, and by the time the old man realized it, she had already taken a bite with satisfaction!

Immediately, the old man jumped three feet high, and his white beard was trembling, "You stinky girl, you really don't learn well at all! You still need to grab it? It's terrible!"

Even though he was yelling like this, his eyes were full of brilliance, and there was a bit of excitement and eagerness hidden in his eyes!
Yun Qianruo gave him a sideways look, curled her lips and said nothing, and continued to eat the chicken wings.

She is really hungry!Moreover, the grilled chicken wings taste really good!
"How is it? Does it taste good? Eat it quickly! I have another one after eating!"

The old man's voice made a 180-degree turn, which really surprised Yun Qianruo. Unfortunately, he was caught by the chicken and coughed.

A white jade jug was handed to her in an instant, and the old man's extremely concerned voice sounded above her head, "Come, come! Drink Shun Shun! This is the first-class daughter Hong that I stole from the palace on purpose! I haven't had time to drink it yet! "

Yun Qianruo looked at him suspiciously, but it was really uncomfortable to have the chicken stuck in her throat, so she took the white jade pot and took a sip.

It's a pity, before she could swallow a sip of wine, there was a calm voice next to her ear, full of complacency,

"Now that you've drank the wine and eaten the meat, this apprenticeship can be regarded as a certainty! Come, come, come, my good disciple, call Master to listen!"

"Puff—cough cough cough—" Hearing these words suddenly, Yun Qianruo choked on the drink and coughed violently.

(End of this chapter)