Madam is sick again

Chapter 83 I Believe You, You Ghost, You Are a Bad Old Woman!

"Ma Ma, let me tell you, Granny Zhang has researched something good again this time. She knocked down the wall of the lunatic asylum." Feng Ya said excitedly beside her.

The corners of Lu Yunjin's mouth twitched slightly, "So you two brought these people here tonight?"

"That's right!" Feng Ya took it for granted, "I can't find you there, so I asked Granny Zhang to bring me out to find you. Those people came here by themselves."

Lu Yunjin: "..."

So, it's all thanks to her that the Lu family is so noisy tonight?
If the third scum of the Lu family knew that all the lunatics in the lunatic asylum came because of her, I don't know if they would be so angry that they would burp.

"Then how do you know I'm here?"

As soon as Lu Yunjin asked this question, she knew she was asking nonsense.

Sure enough, Fengya looked at her like an idiot, "Zijin, you are so stupid, did you forget that Granny Zhang is still there? She is an omnipotent fairy!"

Lu Yunjin: "..."

Only you will believe Granny Zhang's nonsense, thinking that she is really a big boss in the world of cultivating immortals.

Although she is also a person who has experienced rebirth, she doesn't quite believe Granny Zhang's words.

This person, at most, is born with supernatural powers, right?

Granny Zhang digs and digs, digs and digs, and finally pulls out a piece of khaki crumpled paper from the sleeve.

That's right, it's not authentic talisman paper, but the kind of toilet paper used to wipe buttocks in ancient rural areas.

Yellowish yellow, wrinkled, and scratchy to the touch.

The toilet paper, which was originally square, was torn into a rectangle abruptly, with scraps of paper on the edges.

On the toilet paper, there was a scribble in red ink like ghosts.

That's right, it's not cinnabar, but red ink, not authentic red ink yet.

Maybe it was because the red ink was too light, and I didn't know what was added into it. The color was so red that it was a bit black.

Like... Aunt Blood.

Lu Yunjin raised her eyes to look at the old lady Zhang, she squinted her eyes, and shook her crutch while muttering something.

Like an old magic stick.

Zhang Laoshen stick was muttering something, Mommy and Mommy babbled for a long time, finally stomped their feet, opened their eyes, and shouted loudly, "Hey - burn!"

Feng Ya was startled by such a roar, she ran behind Lu Yunjin, clutched the corner of her clothes tightly, and poked her head out excitedly.

It's time to witness the miracle!
However, that piece of toilet paper... ahh, talisman paper, no response...

Not to mention starting a fire out of thin air, there is not even a spark.

"Hey!" Old lady Zhang called out again.

Still no response.

"Hey hey!" Old lady Zhang yelled several times in succession.

The talisman paper didn't fluctuate at all, even when the wind blew, it was blown away...

It floated in the air, floated, and hung on the branch, breaking a big hole.

"Oh, my earth escape talisman that travels thousands of miles every day!" Old woman Zhang screamed.

The corners of Lu Yunjin's mouth twitched wildly, an escape talisman that travels thousands of miles every day?

Why didn't she just say that she is a native grandson?
"Fengya, tell me honestly, did you curse and collapse the wall of the lunatic asylum?" Lu Yunjin turned her head and asked Fengya.

She thinks that she accidentally saw the scene of the old lady Zhang's fingertips on fire in the madhouse. Maybe she drank too much or sleepwalked.

She retracted her previous thoughts, this is not a supernatural person, it is purely an old magic stick.

Compared to the old woman Zhang, Fengya's perverted strength and crow's mouth are more like supernatural powers.

As for the old lady Zhang who keeps saying that she is a master cultivator who crossed over from a certain realm of cultivating immortals...

I believe you ghost, you old woman is very bad.

　[Thank you [Tea Zhi] for the cute reward, refill~
　　Good night ~ ask for tickets every day ~]

　　
　
(End of this chapter)